Hello all my loyal and faithful subjects, Princess Celestia here speaking and I just wanted to tell you that I am thrilled about my new show "Storytelling with Princess Celestia". I will be reading to you a true story about a pony and how he found a place for him in Ponyville! Take note that I will be talking about a ponies personal life, what he went through, and all of his thoughts; so after this story he will hate my guts! Let's begin shall we?
"Skidmark!" Called out Mayor Mare, and as soon as she looked up the doors swung open faster than Usain Colt can run. Blue tinted smoke entered through the doors like ocean tides, the lights dimmed down like a romantic date, and a silouhette figure walked through. When the silouhette pony was just inches away from her desk it took a deep breath and said.
"Here I am!" In a radically awesome beefcake voice. The male earth pony was a sky blue color with curly dirty blonde color mane. He had a black shades on, a skin tight racing shirt with pockets, and expensive racing boots all colored white. His cutie mark consisted of a tire skidmark. Mayor Mare looked at him with a blank unimpressed face for a ten good seconds all while the lights turned back to full brightness and the smoke cleared out. Finally she says in an annoyed, but demanding tone.
"I have your ponyville registration papers and your key to your new house. Now please leave my office and take your smoke machine with you!"
