Rodion Schweitzer had the good fortune of leaving his estranged family, extensive debts, and world at a relatively convenient time. While his father would not have been impressed with his son's rapid ascent to the position of 'General Secretary of Horseland', Rodion himself seems to consider it an undeserved but semi-welcome windfall.

Will contain a romantic plot tumor because why the hell not. Nightmare Moon x Random Person totally not based on one of my college professors, ftw.

Written in the Russian tradition of extremely verbose rambling designed to keep the writer and reader busy on long, cold winter nights. Probably won't exceed three chapters, or about 10,000 words.