Author's Note
It's April 1st, so I decided to post a Bullshit story filled with bullshit, and terrible grammar. Can you keep up with what happening? Or will you lose you mind in this crazy shit?
Don't forget to comment. Or just post random things of your reaction. I don't care what you do, just have fun with it. This is meant to be crazy.
Trust I really cut myself loose with this one.
-DON'T CLICK THE STORY-
"In a world of, awesome, crazy, bananas, ponies, dragons, griffins, goats, and fart jokes. There exist--" but the writer was interrupted by the one watching.
"Look can you just please get to the story I'm not here to hear you monologue." said the one that was watching.
"Fine,"
Title: Best Fanfic Ever.
It was a glorious cotton cloud free day in Can--no--Equest--no--, Better Ponyville. --'Yeah that'll work, it's a brilliant name for a town,'--. Anyway here in Better Ponyville everyon--no-- everypony live in harmony. A purple and green dragon was heading to go meet with his girlfrie--no--coltfrie--no--fillyfrie--no--marefrie--no, oh I know-- wife. She had said that she was taking measurements for a special client. The dragon arrived at the boutique. He open up the door..... only to receive a shocking sight.
"It looks fabulous on me," said Thunderlane in an offensely overly gayish tone. To which Bon Bon and Lyra gave him an angry look in the far background, then mummer some distasteful things under their breath.
Meanwhile the purple and green dragon was filled with more hatred as to what Thunderlane was wearing. He was wearing the Fire Ruby that the dragon had gave his wife long ago. Then the dragon's wife walked up, "Oh...heh, heh, Spike you're home,"
"Yeah I'm home," Spike shouted in anger. Till which Madea randomly showed up and said "Ooh don't you just start," and then afterwards she disappeared. Spike and his wife were understandably confused by the random appearance and disappearance of the woman. But of course they had other problems. The mare turned to her dragon husband. "Spike it's not what it looks like."
"Oh I know what this looks like Rarity, you're cheating on me with Thunderlane," said Spike as he took a deep breathe and puked out a deadly green flame which engulf Thunderlane.
"What the," Thunderlane said as the flame engulfed him, "Why does this writer always kill me?!?!" he screamed as he died.
Rarity then turned and looked away from Spike. "Why do you always do that? He was my best custumer,"
"That's it I have had enough of you're complaining, I'm leaving," said Spike as he suddenly grew giant wings and flew away--
"What? What happen? I am totally lost already,"
"Don't worry my friend everything will be explained in do time, until then commercials."
"Wait what?"
"Are you tired over terrible films like Avengers: Age of Ultron, and Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2."
"Yes," said the incredibly tired man,
"Well look no further than these brilliant made movies like The Last Airbender, and Village. movies that did brilliant in the box office. The proof, they did better the the awful Fan4anic."
"So did every other movie,"
"Yeah but these movies now are in 4D, that better than 3D,"
"Wow..... 4D.....That--" suddenly the tired man fell to the floor sleeping.
"Yes incredible, and all you have to do to get these movies is to send us large bags of money. Now back to your scheduled fic.
"Now where were we? Oh yes I remember Spike turned into a giant dragon."
"Wait I thought you said that he just grew giant wings."
"Changed my mind, he's now a giant dragon."
Spike had turned into a giant dragon and was now burning Better Ponyville to the ground. It was terrible, it was terrifying, it was outright gruesome. Ponies falling left and right. Things were getting worse by the second.
"Oh no," said Fluttershy, "Spike has became a giant dragon. what are we going to do Twilight?" she turned to the lavender uni--no--Alicorn.
"I don't know. My books have no answers." Twilight said as she searched through thousands of books with no answers.
" "
"Ah don't know Pinkie Pie. Ah guess all we do is pray,"
"Wait a minute. Where is Pinkie Pie's line? I know I wrote it in here. Where is it?"
"I don't know maybe you lost it." said the other guy in an annoyed tone as he struggled to move.
"Oh forget it I'll just go to the next scene."
However a ray of hope shined down as the most unlikely heroes showed up. Out of the ground came the diamond dogs. "Ponies we're here to save yo....Ahhh!!!"
And with that the diamond dogs were dead. Spike had stepped on them.
"Well they didn't do anything." said CMC.
"Hey look it--wait, wait a min--
"Wait a minute I may not be a fan of the show and all. But isn't the CMC separate ponies not just one."
"They are?" the writer questioned. "Huh I had no idea. Oh well, back to the fic."
"Hey look it's the Wonderbolts," said Rainbow Dash in pure excitement.
But this would be a truly hard battle for them all. Spike was 50 times--no-- 60--no-- 100--no, Oh wait now I know. let me start over--
Spike was 10,000 times bigger than he was on his birthday. The fiery blonde and the white haired one no one cares about had to sit battle out. They decided to let the only important one Soarin do this fight on his own.
Soarin stood alone as he ditched his uniform. Throwing it to the side, while fangirls gushed over his big muscles. Meanwhile Rainbow Dash caught Soarin's uniform in her hand-- no this isn't Anthro-- hooves. "Yeah that my man," she bragged, she then looked at the fangirls and said "You girls listen here Soarin is my man and once he done fuc--no--bucking Spike up. He and I are leaving for my own "Bucking," so he is off limits. Got it--"
But before Rainbow Dash could continue to brag about her man's sexual prowess, she felt a great of energy rise with in Soarin. She turned around to see Soarin unleashing his full power. He screamed as his power kept rising, the ground itself was shaking uncontrollably. He roared louder and louder. His hair--no their ponies.--mane began to glow. Soarin was going super sai--no, I can't say that I'll be sued. Fine.--.
As he went Super Duper Awesome Pony mode. He hair was blonde, his eyes were blue. And a yellow glow surged around him.
Spike looked with a mean smile. While Goku randomly showed up and said. "This form is so overused. I mean first a hedgehog steals it, now a pony. What next? A plumber in a red and blue suit."
But no more time for Goku's complaining as Soarin pulled his arms back and began to scream louder. "Taste this you dragon. My--Please don't sue me--Final Flash."
"I don't need to sue, I going to make this writer pay once we find a way out of this fanfic." said Vegeta as he appeared fo---wait, wait.--
"Did Vegeta just randomly appear in my fanfic and threaten me?" said the writer.
"I don't know," said the other person. "Maybe you're just working too hard. Or maybe it's the fact you're talking to your own fan fic."
"Oh who cares back to the story."
Soarin shot his blast at Spike. But Spike caught it and started dripping it like a basket ball. To which he threw into giant net hanging from Canterlot. All the ponies applauded. It was a good game of basketball. But things were about to get unusual as the Boutique began to shake. And then randomly explode. Stepping out of it was a giant white dragoness with purple frills. "Spike," said the dragoness, "I'm sorry for cheating on you. Look as proof I have turn myself into a dragon just the way you always wanted."
Spike turned to see his wife, now a dragoness. "Wow you're beautiful Rarity. That's it I'll stop destroying the town."
"Yea,"
"Now," as he picked up Rarity carrying her off. "Let's find a cave and test how much endurance this new form has." Spike had a sultry look on his face. To which Rarity kissed him and then gave him a wink.
"Rock my world Spike."
"And that was my fanfic. So what do you say Steven Spielberg. Will you help turn this into the best movie ever?"
"Well M. Night Shyamalan, now that your fanfic is over, I have only one thing to say," Steven Spielberg took a breath and then screamed, "UNTIE ME AND GET ME OUT OF THIS CHAIR."
"What? You don't like it, I know it doesn't sound that good yet. But if I can only remember Pinkie Pie's line."
"Not that again. Seriously I don't know, nor do I care about some pink pony. Now set me free. I heard your dump fanfic now let me go."
"No, not until you agree to help me make this into a movie."
"Look I said--" suddenly Steven Spielberg was stopped as a lightsaber tore down the door to the room.
"What the?"
Into the room stepped George Lucas. "George Lucas what are you doing here?"
"I came to rescue you."
"How did you even know I was here?" asked Steven Spielberg.
"This pink pony told me."
"What?" suddenly Pinkie Pie rolled into the room.
"Wait Pinkie Pie?" questioned M. Night Shyamalan. "I thought you were in my fanfic."
"I was... Until I broke out."
"What? That's not possible."
While the writer and Pinkie Pie argued George Lucas untied Steven Spielberg. "Now come on Steven, J. J. Abrams is in the car. We're rescuing you and then heading straight to the new Star Wars movie premier."
"Cool that'll work. Heck anything better then hearing this guy argue with his fanfic."
The two guys got up and left. Meanwhile Pinkie Pie was slowly winning the argument.
"You can't just pull yourself out of a story."
"Sure I can, like this." Pinkie Pie looked up and spoke. "Hey you typing at the computer. You mind pulling me out of here." There was no answer. But then a computer mouse appeared and pulled on Pinkie Pie. Pulling her out of the story. But before she left Pinkie Pie stuck her head back in. Looking at M. Night Shyamalan's face. It was covered in confusion and shock. "Oh I also let someone else out that would like to have a talk with you. He seemed really mad. Anyway bye." And with that she was gone.
"Wait what? Who did you let out?"asked M. Night Shyamalan.
"That would be me," M. Night Shyamalan nearly shit a brick upon hearing that voice. He turned around and completely jumped out of his seat.
"Oh Vegeta, Oh no."
"Oh yes. Didn't I say you were going to pay for stealing my move?"
"Sure whatever you want? I'll pay you as much money as you like."
"Oh I got a better payment in mind." Vegeta said as he lifted up his hand and charged a blast.
