Cupcakes. An Alternate Ending.

As Pinkie cut through Dash's jaw, she noticed Dash was unresponsive. Pinkie slapped the seemingly sleeping mare, as she saw it, multiple times. She injected multiple adrenaline needles, but nothing worked. She was dead. Pinkie said to herself, "Wow, I... actually killed her." The pink pony was covered head to hoof with a dark liquid. Pinkie started to recollect what she just did to her best friend. Pinkie was starting to cry. "Oh Celestia, I didn't think this through enough." The crying pink mare screamed, "SOMEPONY HELP ME!!!" Pinkie wanted to go kill herself. But first, bring Dash back to life. She picked up the blue filly and ran to Twilight's house. "TWILIGHT" She screamed, running through the open door to find no pony there. Pinkie started running around town screaming, "HAS SOMEPONY SEEN TWILIGHT??" One particular mare told her that no pony has seen her for three months. Pinkie then realized, she killed Twilight 3 months ago. Pinkie started screaming, "WE NEED A NURSE, STAT" in the particular pink pony fashion, as if she were playing doctor. But this was real. There just so happened to be a nurse pony around her, buying some hay fries. The nurse said, "GET THIS BLUE FILLY TO THE HOSPITAL NOW!" So Pinkie did.