The Great and Derpy Derp-ixie
It was a beautiful day in Ponyville, the birds were chirping, the sun was shining, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky! Yep, perfect. But of course it wasn't so peaceful for very long, there were loud crashes and bangs echoing from Town Square. Everypony was gathered around an extremely small stage, where a blue unicorn with the literal weirdest costume stood. Fireworks erupted from tubes strapped to the stage and the crowd cheered loudly as they burst into sparks of assorted colors. But, there was one pony missing from the crowd. Twilight Sparkle (ya don't say?) She sat inside her library, skimming through the pages of an old book, that particular book belonged to a certain Star Swirl the Bearded (no, really?) When Twilight reached the last page she, instantly decided to read the UNFINISHED spell aloud. Wow Twilight, you're supposed to be the smart one. Oh and what's this? She just happened to have the Elements of Harmony in a glass case right next to her? That's plot convince at its best people! Anyway, they switched, cool! Derpy was trotting through Ponyville, basking in the beautiful sunshine when she heard Trixies's fireworks. Curious as to what the sound was, she flew towards it, faster and faster she went. She could, somewhat, see Trixie and her display. Sadly Derpy's eyes aren't the greatest and by the time she saw Trixie, she was two feet away from her. The wall eyed pegasus slammed into the blue unicorn and the two mares tumbled off the stage. Oh, and when did they crash you ask? Why, right after Twilight preformed that spell of course!
"You idiot," growled Trixie, "watch where you're going!"
