//-------------------------------------------------------// DISHARMONY -by SONICXPINKIEPIEFOREVER- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// ALCHEMY //-------------------------------------------------------// ALCHEMY HELLO EVERYONE IT'S SONICXPINKIEPIEFOREVER HERE AND OH SNAP IS THIS A NEW CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES I HAVE RETURNED AND THIS TIME I SHALL UPDATE MORE FREQUENTLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO SO SO SO SO SORRY PLEASE PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( with a cherry on top) ANYWAYS THE REASON I HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATING IS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY WITH MY OTHER FANFICTIONS AND LIFE IN GENERAL BUT I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER NOW WITHOUT FURTHER ADO I PRESENT THE NEWEST CHAPTER ( I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* "OK Spike are you sure you  and Owlowiscious can handle cleaning up the whole library?" asked Twilight "I'm sure me and Owlowiscious can handle cleaning up the library" the drake boasted "Hoo" Owlowiscious  flew down from his perch and nuzzled his head next to Twilight's "Ah Owlowiscious I'll miss you too" she hugged the owl affectionately "Hey where's my goodbye hug?" the young dragon pouted "Aw come here you" she grabbed Spike and enveloped him and Owlowiscious in a group hug. "Well I guess this is goodbye for now" that is the mare walked away to the train station gloomily. When Spike was sure that Twilight was gone he went to the supply closet grabbed the appropriate tools for the job and walked out of said closet.He threw the broom over to Owlowiscious. "O.K. Owlowiscious you sweep and I'll mop got it" "hoo" "you" "hoo" "you Owlowiscious your gonna sweep" "hoo" "you" "hoo" "you ! you! you! your supposed to sweep!" "hoo" "ugh I give up!" He took the broom from the owl and began to do it's job. ................................................................................................................................................ Alchemy It was a dangerous and forbidden form of magic.And personally it was Kimias favorite form of magic. Kimias was a earth pony with bleach white fur and a purple mustache and beard.He wore a black top-hat with 4  shiny black tap shoes and donned a black dress jacket with a red vest inside covering the white button up shirt .He has a absurdly long and lanky body making him look less like a pony and more like a malnourished horse.He sported a monocle and a gold chain clock.Right now he was in the PonyVille Marketplace buying his everyday needs "Here you go" he said dropping a radish in front of AppleJack "Sorry Sugar-cube but you gotta pay in money not radishes ya hear" "Don't worry my sweet you shall get your cash just watch and be amazed" he took out a piece of chalk from his saddlebag and drew a circle around the radish.Then he drew dollar signs in the circle and putting his front hooves together as if he was praying he chanted: "ah zah bah wah ah ba cah shah" Then in a small explosion of smoke the radish was now replaced by a pile of gold coins. AppleJack was flabbergasted but not by the fact that he was using magic besides being a earth pony.No she was surprised because he was using Alchemy. "Uh..y-you.....u.....used......a-al" she couldn't get the words of her tongue. "Anyways" he sighed obviously bored by Applejack's reaction " I bid a good day to you mam" the alchemist grabbed a bushel of apples and put the away in his shopping bag and was on his way. He continued on his merry way buying what he needed and was close to leaving the small town until he heard... "you! you! you! your supposed to sweep!" "Hmm sounds like that young lad needs my help" he took out his trusty chalk and with a few drawn symbols found himself in the library. When he gt there he saw a drake sweeping while grumbling angrily and a owl picking up books with its beak and putting them back in their correct location.But what really shocked the alchemist was the horrible condition of the library Why oh my goodness this library is filthy ,it looks like  tornado came through here he thought to himself "Sir I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the library is closed today" Spike announced "Ah but my friend that is exactly why I'm here" "Well me and my friend here can handle it right Owlowiscious?" "hoo" "you and me" "hoo" "us" "hoo" "the two of us" "hoo" "ugh I give up!" "hee hee jolly good show gentleman but know please move away for I shall work my magic" "No your not, first your a(n) earth pony,two we just met you, and three you don't seem like a good guy" "Wow you are judging me just on my appearance" he mockingly sobbed "how could you " "Wait I never said that I'm sorry" "It's very much okay" a cheesy grin grew on hid face "So shall I provide my service?" "I don't know " Spike looked around the cluttered library O.K. if I let him use his "magic" he might actually clean the library  but he might destroy it the drake thought  unsure what to do "Owlowiscious what should we do?" "hoo" "is that a yes or a no ?" "hoo" "Ugh.....O.K. turn your head once for yes two times for no" The owl turned its head only once. Spike turned to the unexpected visitor and said : "O.K. we'll let you work our "magic", but if you somehow cause damage to the library you'll be paying for it" "Please, my friend I'm one of the greatest alchemist to ever live! For I am KImias the all powerful and great!" "Wow he reminds me of Trixie" Spike sarcastically grumbled "Now watch and be amazed!" Kimias excitedly took out his chalk and drew a circle around the library and added a plethora of symbols in the circle. He sat down in the center of the circle, calmly closed his eyes and began his chant. "ooh hoo shoo tuy ryu tyugh wah zah bah gah soo noo kun chun yun fyun gyun froo coo loo shoo loo broo" Nothing happened and the dragon and owl began to feel impatient. "So wheres the magic?" "Oh it shall be coming soon enough my fine scaled fellow" "hoo" "yes it'll happen my feathered friend " "Well I don't see any-" The young assistant wasn't able to finish his taunt as a huge blue spiral erupted from the circle and enveloped the whole library.For what seemed like many torturous hour Spike and Owlowiscious hung  to the couch legs praying to Celestia that they would survive.Spike himself swore that if he survived he'd give the pony a royal smack-down. But eventually the spiraling blue cyclone diminished leaving behind a spotless and neat library. "Ahh!!" Spike fell  down but Owlowiscious saved him.When he felt solid ground he rushed to the alchemist prepared to give him the royal smack-down he promised earlier but he was surprised when he heard the magician say.: "Don't even try to fight me I can easily turn you into a dragon souffle, so don't even try me" "Wha..how'd you-" "I read your mind" he quickly cut of the dragon's sentence. "So now that my work is done how about we all have a round of tea and crumpets eh mate?" "no" "But I did my job so surely I deserve a award" "no" The alchemist drew a large symbol resembling a face and turned himself into Rarity "Please Spikey-Wikey" he or should I say she flirtatiously winked The dragon embarrassingly blushed and grumbled: "This is disturbing". But his attention was stirred away when he heard a *CLANK* telling him hat Owlowiscious set the tray on the coffee table,most likely donned in crumpets and tea. "Ah Owlowiscious my friend you are such a amazing bird!" he blessed grabbing crumpet and taking a generously big bite out of it. "Mmm better than mothers" Spike feeling defeated just poured himself a cup of tea and joined the two.Eventually Spike warmed up to the strange pony. "Wait a minute you were a student of Celestia!" "Yes and I was her star student" "Well actually Twilight is Celestia's star student" he informed "Twilight?" "Oh she's the owner of the library, she's kind of like my older sister to me" "ooh fascinating well anyways thanks for the terrific hospitality gentle man but I must be on my way" "Bye" "hoo" "Farewell my darlings" he waved goodbye leaving the library. "Wait!" Spike ran up to the alchemist "I'm sorry I was such a jerk to you" "don't worry you are forgiven, now I must leave,bye my friends" "Bye !" "hoo" "Farewell" he waved as he trotted away his image becoming smaller and smaller until alas he was gone. Spike turned to Owlowiscious "Guess I was wrong about that guy" "...." "Uh Owlowiscious?"he snapped his fingers in front of the owl's  closed eyes but got no response "Hey ! hello !! Owlowiscious!!!!!" he roared impatiently snapping furiously at the owl but he still got no response "Jeez what's the matter with ya ?" "......" At this point Spike was beyond impatient and carefully peeled Owlowiscious's eyelid open to that he had no iris's. Instead There were red swirl mark on his eyes. "Oh sweet Celestia Owlowiscious has be hypno-" he wasn't able to finish his sentence as he had been knocked out by a all to familiar alchemist. ................................................................................................................................................ Darkness That was all Spike could  see as he groggily woke up. "Uh my head it hurts so much" "Hello child" "Huh who's there !" "......" "Show yourself!" "........" "Come on if this is a joke it's not funny!" Spike tried to move but to his surprised found out that he was tied up in a chair. "Help!" "Don't worry I'm here" Kimias creepily walked over to Spike and taped the drake's mouth shut "Now now child don't fret everything will be alright"  he took out a paintbrush from his saddlebag and drew symbols and began his chant "ab wa za ba wa se re ty yu giu" Spike eyes caught on fire and Spike erupted into horrifying screams. Kimias looked intensely into Spike's eyes and a green flame-like aura gently flowed from his eyes. Kimias took out a clear glass-like stone and Spike's aura slipped in the rock turning it into jade. "Now this is what I call magical" he darkly chuckled "So Spike tell me what do you do for a living" "I serve you and only you master" he said no emotion evident in his voice. "Good because your first job is to steal the elements of harmony" *\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* YES ANOTHER GLORIOUS CHAPTER FINISHED ANYWAYS IM ONCE AGAIN SO SO SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I PROMISE I'LL TRY TO UPDATE MORE FREQUENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO TUNE IN NEXT TIME AS PRINCESS CELESTIA IS KILLED ( oh no I said too much) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE COMMENT AND REVIEW AND BYE BYE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! //-------------------------------------------------------// LIE //-------------------------------------------------------// LIE "Apple-Bloom,Apple-Bloom wake up" said a wispy voice as Apple-Bloom opened her eyes to see pitch black darkness "Hey who is it ?" she asked but sadly silence was her only answer "C,mon this isn't funny!" she exclaimed growing quite scared then she heard a squeak as if a door was being opened and to her surprise a pony with blood red eyes and a snow white coat with a bluish-white mane that fell down gracefully.She looked both scary and yet beautiful "Hello child, Apple-Bloom is it ?" the mare asked her wispy voice rising & deepening randomly with every word she says. "Um who are you ?" Apple-Bloom asked uncertain of weather to trust the mysterious mare "Me well I go by many names but you may call me kadhba" "W-Well um hi kadhba hows it going?" Apple-Bloom asked feeling very awkward "fine thank you,anyways mind if I tell you a secret?" "Sure I'm a really good at keeping secrets ya can trust me" "O.K. but what I'm about to tell you is something you may not believe is true but I assure you that it is true" "O.K. lay it on me" Apple-Bloom said starting to fell impatient Friendship is a curse. "It's merely a lie told to you so you'll let your guard down and then they can break you.You are better of alone.Also what they say about unity equals power it's a lie. If you want power do it alone trust no-one for they only want to destroy you. Every stupid thing they spit out is only to weaken you of ruff you up, they don't care about you. Sure they'll let you in their group but at the end of the day all they want is for you to be destroyed.destroyed. Here's the truth kid honesty doesn't exist everything that you think is real is a lie. Why should I be telling you this if I'm not your friend,well I pity you,seeing you looking so happy and leading yourself to that demise.I know what its been like I too have faced the lie that is friendship. So if you wish to survive you must lie,you must manipulate. None will help you and everyone is against you so you must lie." "What no way imma never lie it ain't true" "I'm sorry but it is the truth" "No your wrong, your just insane,your all cooky in the head" "I assure you I am perfectly sane" "No all that garbage about destruction,abandonment, and friendship being bad is all wrong" "Don't you see, what I'm saying is the proof just look at the world around you so many ponies lie to your face constantly" "no,no,no,no,no,no!!!!!!!" she screamed tears flowing down her face "Apple-Bloom kadhba said while lifting Apple-Blooms face up I know your scared and you don't want to face the truth but that's just reality" "NO, SHUT UP!!!!!" Apple-Bloom screamed slapping kadhba across the face really hard "B-But Apple-Bloom don't you want to hear about the rewards" "N-n-no............maybe" she said as she wiped her nose with her hoof "Good kadhba said now why don't I start O.K. ?" "O.K." Apple-Bloom said doubtedly "Weave a web of lies and life shall be prosperous.Lies distinguish who is smart and who is dumb. Be clever and ready. For any moment you tell the truth they'll see your true colors and they'll reject you.Lies, if you wish to call them that are actually the very tools that build an empire, lies equal power.So all you simply have to do is lie for the truth hurts so very badly.I used to tell the truth and all it brought me was pain and suffering. The truth is a dagger that cuts you deep.It is simply taboo. I warn you fear the truth, never, ever let yourself embrace the weakness that is honesty.Why must the truth matter? Why can we not just exaggerate a tale or make an excuse it'll save us from a punishment.Now, let me ask you do you believe in honesty. Trust no-one your parents, they don't love you they're only taking care of you since it against the law to abandon a child, your friends, they just use you as a toy for their amusement.Now why would the truth help it hurts you if you tell it life will crumble.I cannot stress how important it is to lie.Please make lying a habit of yours I assure you life will be so easy." "What that's not a reward that's that's...... a punishment" "Can't you you must lie to survive" "No, and besides your wrong you said that my parents don't love me but their dead" "Wow, I'm sorry for your loss" "besides we build character if we tell the truth" "No we don't we only grow weaker if we tell the truth it breaks a pony" "No it doesn't" she declared though she was starting to doubt honesty "heh heh" chuckled kadhba now I'll tell you about manipulation "no please no more" said Apple-Bloom as she slowly began to lose her color and become gray "yes ,yes, heh, heh, heh" "But you must remember you must desieve everybody. A mind is so easy to control with just a lie you'll have everybody tied around your finger.By manipulation you can gather a army of slave for your bidding and they'll be stupid to not realize that they are slaves. Manipulation is a tactic most useful you can turn friends to enemies,workers to slackers.By just coating your words in silver all goals will be useless for you'll have everything. But you must keep track of your words, keep your mind sharp, be ready for the unexpected.Yes, without a foundation everything will fall and so will you.Now, you may think that everything I promise to you if you lie is very well a lie but you are wrong.What I'm saying is the only singular truth in this. The world is a stage and you can be the star and you have to do is take a chance. Your smart you know, so clever, so sharp, you have so much potential your basically oozing it. So much potential to make a fabric of lies and fake promises. Yes all promises are never kept. Every body says a white lie once and now its your turn,take it." "yes I must" Apple-Bloom chanted in a hypnotized way but she quickly snapped out of it "no, I won't I WILL remain honest and I'll never tell a lie!!!!!!!!" Apple-Bloom declared "aww cute your trying to be like your sister your like a tiny clone of her your no different than her" "Yeah, and I'm proud of it!!!!!" "Yeah your really proud that your an unoriginal clone that has nothing unique about yourself and all your traits and attributes have already been done before and they did it a thousand times better than you" "W-Well if you put it in that way I do seem bad" Apple-Bloom said almost completely deharmonize "Yes you are bad very bad and you need to lie so ponies don't find out about how bad you are" kadhba coaxed "N-No your lying, and besides why should I listen to you if I don't know anything about you or who you are!!!" "Now you may be curious to who I am well allow me to introduce myself.I am fake I am lying incarnated,I am fake promises.I am a avid hater of honesty. I am everything that is unpure. I can be nothing and everything with only a few words. I am the yang to honesty's yin. I am seen as evil. I am simply and purely a lie. I exist to set others on a path. I am the voice in your head that decides what you do. I am your subconscious. I am a hater of harmony. I am a lover of disharmony. I am what controls you, compels you, what makes you what you are. For you are worthless.And that is the cold hard truth.Nothing is worse than the truth. I've told once I told you twice & I'll say it a thousand times to get the message through your stupid head.Lies & Manipulation are good, honesty and selflessness is bad." "No,no,no,no,no,no,no......NO!!!!!!" she screamed crying a waterfall of tears as he deharmonizing started to affect her brain her memories warped and transformed,her memory vanishing quickly,her sense of logic twisting and turning to disharmony's.She couldn't understand anything as she was trapped in a physiological twister everything was a blur.After what seemed like a eternity it ended and as Apple-Bloom weakly fainted she heard this "I'm sure I sound like a broken record but its the truth.As they say "one truth prevails".If you don't believe it then find be the 99.9% of the world that is stupid me and my colleagues don't need weaklings like you holding us back. What you think I have friends.No I don't I merely have people who I must work with to reach a common goal.We are the opposition of harmony were sort of quite ancient if you will we have a system and a goal bring disharmony to equestria. I'd tell you more but I said to much and we can't trust you. So gladly you must die.Oh and don't worry once were done with you everything will go back to how should be.With disharmony and chaos. Funny thing the so called "enemies" are not enimes of equestria. They are merely weak imbeciles that wish to seem tough & scary.But they are just as wussy as those color coated rainbow puke ponies which I sadly am one. Humph but I guess being a pony isn't that bad it helps me blend in so I can easily destroy from the inside heh, heh, heh,heh. But if you do wish to join then come we are waiting." "Yes I'll join"