A silly hero story

by John the brony and yknow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Adventure, Comedy
Length: 607

There is a hero that is so silly that he makes heroics things without even notice! how heroic!

Meet the best silly hero ever, Sevs Vosd, who happens to be so silly, he do heroic things, even breaks the 4th wall! what a hero! can you imagine how silly he can become? what kind of heroic or silly things is this pony going to do next!?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-07 02:33:57 UTC

Chapter 0: Discovering who we are

A morning before 5 o' clock, there was a pony dreaming in his house, his name was... uh... Sevs? or something like that? and dont even make me remember his second name! oh well, he was sleeping, dreaming, of a glass of water, of all things in the world, he was dreaming with that, a glass of water, his lips were close to that glass of water... he could feel he was going to drink it, he was closer, and closer, and when he was finally going to take a sip of that water

BOOM!

-"Woah! aww man, i fell off the bed again! and i was so close!" He made a pouting face, he approached to the fridge in his kitchen, just to find out that the water was gone.

-"Hey, where is my water! now my dream wont be true!" After a few moments of silence, he turned to the door to see that there was something weird.

-"Huh?" he inspected the door, trying to figure out what was wrong

-"This door is made out of wood... and it doesn't have a hole to look outside nor a handle to open it, it's... it's different from my house's door, and this floor is dry, full of dirt, in fact... it's dirt!, and i dont even have a fridge!" His mind started to work for an answer to what was happening

-"Eureka! i got new house! but this door wont open" he looked up and there was a hole in the roof, he stepped over the shelf to reach that hole and go outside

-"Ah, fresh air, wait a moment..." he saw a vast desert surrounding his 'house' "I have wings! oh what a silly pony i am" he closed his eyes and shrugged

-"Hey, wait, why am i in a desert? where is Ponyville? what happened to me? ooh! a shiny bit!" he went down the hole again to grab that bit, he discovered below this coin, a book.

-"'Desert Journal with a route to Ponyville', bah, a story, i have no time for that, i need to search for a way out of this place so, goodbye book" He flew as fast as he could in the random direction he had chosen, hoping to be in the correct way to his home, in the way, he found a small village, with five houses, a capitol like building and a water well.

-"What a pretty village, they might have information of where i am, but i have to pass, no time to-" He slowed down as he heard a voice calling him from the village

-"Hey you, up there! please come here, i need help" An old lady asked for Sevs help, a bag was next to her

-"Uh sure lady, please let me handle that" Sevs answered while he gently grabbed the bag

-"Where are you from? do you come from ponyville?" the old lady asked

-"Yes, i do, how'd you know?"

-"I didn't, ponyville is the only place i have been for business"

-"May i ask what do you do or sell to live?"

-"Sure! i sell some cactus juice there, would you like some?"

-"Not really- ugh, jeez, this bag is heavy, what is in it?"

-"I dont know, it has been there since years!" Sevs stopped to think what he did, and dropped the bag on the floor

-"You know, that bag has been there for a week, some weirdo left it there! he said that it contained something really fragile"

-"Oh really, well that is fantastic! can i take a look?" Sevs asked