Don't Let Idiots Into Equestria

by lost441441

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 1063

Two idiots get sucked into a world of magical ponies! This cannot end well...

Two idiots get sucked into a world of magical ponies! This cannot end well…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-29 02:28:45 UTC

Equestria

Okay, I was awake. Heidi and I popped up at the same time.

"IS THE NEW EPISODE ON YET?!" We screamed simultaneously.

I then had a sudden realization, everything around us was animated!

"Uh, Heidi?"

I turned my head and saw her, a white pegasus pony with blue eyes and a golden mane. I, for lack of a better word freaked out. Oh wait, I found a better word! I screamed. Me, screaming. Heidi turned around to look at me, then she joined my screaming. When that finally stopped we just stared at each other for what felt like months. And then things got even weirder! We stared poking each other, ruffling each other's wings, and playing with our manes. We didn't really say anything except for the occasional "what?" or "how?". I mean, there was NO way this could happen! We were ponies! This it's not physically possible! Yet there we were, in Equestria. And before you say anything we were not dreaming! Trust me (for any further questions please refer to my bruised leg.) I'm not entirely certain how long we were sitting there but, after a few minutes a female voice chimed in behind us. "Uh, hello?" I knew instantly who it was, I think Heidi did too. We slowly turned around and there she was... "TWILIGHT," we both shrieked, "OMIGOSH!!!!!!!!!!" Twilight stared at us for a moment and then said, "Did you hit your heads or something?"

"Nope," I said quickly, "we're just, uh, from out of town?" Twilight raised an eyebrow. I elbowed Heidi. She grunted and turned. I nodded at Twilight.

"YEP," Heidi said anxiously, "OUT OF TOWN!"

"Uh, okay," said Twilight, "what are your names?" Our names? Oh jeez! I never thought about that! What should they be?! Then, I had an idea.

"I'm Firefly and this is Muffin Top!"

Muffin Top gave me a look that said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" and I gave her a look that said "What else was I supposed to do?"

Twilight smiled and said, "Nice to meet you. I'm Twilight Sp-"

"SPARKLE" Muffin Top and I screeched together.

"Uh, yeah," said Twilight rather confused. I cleared my throat and blushed awkwardly.

"Princess Twilight Sparkle," I said "the Princess of Friendship if I'm correct?"

"You are correct"

I laughed awkwardly, "Greeeeeaaat!"

"Where exactly do you two live?"

"Uh," babbled Muffin, "we live, uh, I don't know."

"Maybe I could help you find some place to live," said Twilight sweetly, "if you WANT my help."

"OF COURSE WE DO" I blurted without thinking.

"Great," said Twilight, "come to my castle at, say, 5:30."

"Okay," said Muffin Top, " we'll see you then!" Twilight smiled and walked away. We smiled and waved.

"She can see right through us can't she?"

"Yep"

The Sleep Over

"The paint's almost dry," I called down the hallway.

I instantly heard footsteps pounding towards my door. I put my ear against the large slab of wood, at the wrong moment I might add. Heidi burst through the door which slammed me into the wall.

"WHERE ARE THEY," she screamed, "DA PONIES!?"

"Right here," I said pointing at the two pony figures standing on the table next to me. Heidi gasped, her breath heavy as she stroked the white pony's mane.

"Careful," I said grabbing her wrist, "they're not dry yet!"

She pulled away from me, grabbing her wrist with her other hand. She stared at my glowing computer screen, more specifically at the clock, 12:00 am.

"11 MORE HOURS UNTIL THE NEW EPISODE COMES OUT," she yelped.

SQUEE! I ran my finger along the grey pony's head and screamed,

"SHE'S DRY!!!!!"

The two of us picked up the toys and pranced around my room happily (like unicorns.)

"You think we should go to sleep?" I said, as I placed the pony on my desk. "Because we've resorted to acting like unicorns."

"That's what we always do"

"Still I-" I was cut off by a loud thud.

I looked over and saw Heidi laying on the floor,

"Maybe we should go to bed" she groaned.

I giggled as I grabbed Heidi's pony from her and placed it on the desk beside mine.

I looked at Heidi as I climbed into bed, she was glaring at the door. I'm not sure if she was mad at it or if the two were having a staring contest. They both seemed plausible. Maybe it was both. I don't know? I rolled over and closed my eyes.

5:30

Muffin Top and I sat in Sugarcube Corner for most of the day. "I still can't believe this happened," I said.

"I know right," said Muffin Top, "this is supposed to be a Maple Bacon doughnut! But, there's only grass on it!" She pushed an uneaten doughnut towards me. I sighed and said "It's a Maple HAYcon doughnut!"

"Ohhhhhhh!"

"So now it sounds appetizing?"

"Nope," she used her wing to push it closer towards me, "still don't want it!"

"Ugh! We've been over this Muffin Top! Not only is eating hay the norm for ponies, but it's delicious!" I took a large bite of the doughnut. Through my mouthful I mumbled: "See? This is so good!" She sighed and I raised an eyebrow. I pushed the rest of the doughnut towards her with my wing. "FINE!!" She took a small bite and then shoved the entire pastry into her mouth.

"See? Hay is AWESOME!"

"Fine," she said, "it's great!"

"EXACTLY!" Muffin Top rolled her eyes. I crossed my front legs on the table and rested my head on them. I stared up at the cupcake shaped clock that hung from the wall. "5:25," I said, "almost time!"

"We should get moving!" Muffin Top stood up.

"Why? There's still five minutes to 5:30."

"You know Twilight," said Muffin Top, "she'll have a mental breakdown if we're late."

"Okay. One, I DON'T know Twilight. And two, she's not going to have a breakdown if two random idiots she just met are late!" Muffin Top giggled. "What?"

"It's just that you said we are idiots," Muffin laughed.

"Yeah, so? It's true."

"And we're ponies."

"Your poi- oh, don't you dare!"

"So does that mean we're EQUESTRIAN Idiots?"

"Great job Muffin, you just ruined Green Day for me!" Muffin Top giggled again. I sighed, "Let's go!" The two of us trotted out the door.