Mann vs Equestria

by Dubstep123

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Random, Adventure
Length: 1541

This is a story about our favorite Mercs and the Pony from Equestria

After a long war with the BLU, against the robot from Gray Mann.The Mercs have finally their contract and prepare to head home, but something went wrong with the teleporter and send them to the magical place of Equestria.Will they accept the friendship of this place or just went cuccu and destroy it?????

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-07 12:22:09 UTC

New world, First problem

"Uh,  where are we?" said the Boston boy

" I don't know, my friend" said the medic

" It's look like are in some bloody forest" said the sniper, then feeling something wrong

" Mate, look like we got company" he shouted.

" What" shouted the group.

"There", he pointed at the TimberWolfs .

"RUN" he shouted.

Everyone keep running and screaming from the creatures they have never seen before, when they get out of the forest, they look shocked at the village called Ponyville.

"Bloody hale, It's a village, hey everyone I found a village" Sniper shouted, getting everyone attendtion.

"Look like some old village back in my Scotland home,lad" said the drunken demoman.

" We don't have time for dat, my friend. It's look dark (because It's night time in Ponyville) and those creatures are ganing on us we need to build a base first" said the Medic.

"Alright you listen here you maggot" shouted the Soldier to the group "We don't know what is this place or even what we are encouted so I suggest we build a base over there" Soldier said, poiting to the empty plain field.

"Sound good to me,right fellas" said the Engineer.

" Yah"

"Dah"

"Yes"

"Aye"

"MMHP"

"YES"

"Ok, mate"

"Alright, so Engineer and Medic you will build Respawn system and defense while we gathering material for the base" said the Soldier to the group

"SIr, yes SIr" shouted the group

With Enginner and Medic professional hand, they have built a Respawn system in a short time, and the others. Luckily, they found a junkyard with a lot of metal to build a large base. With everyone helping, They have built a large base with 2 doors: one main door and the other one lend to the roof, perfect for the Sniper, a large sign said "RED's base get lost maggot". Inside is some computers and a lot of camera inside and out a infinite supply locker, nine rooms for nine Mercs and a Respawn system.

" Good job, ladies you guy deserve a medal" said the Soldier to the group

"Cum on I get tired and It's almost morning" He said and looking at the sunrise

" Alright, one more thing", said the Soldier to Engineer " Can you build defense"

" Alright of then" said the Engineer while he was building his trusty defense system

After 10 minutes, he had finised, he look prouded, 2 sentry on the roof with another 2 on the main door

"Alright fellas, get some sleep we got work to do later" he said and gasping

The Mercs got inside the base and red some sleep, they don't know in a few hours they will encouter something they have never or ever seen it in their live.

(TO BE CONTINUED)

Encouter

In a peaceful town called Ponyville, there is a castle made out of crystal and who ruled there, Pricess Twilight Sparkle of course, this is where our sotry continued in a faceful morning.

"Uh, good morning Spike" said the Pricess to her assistant

"Uh, five more minutes please" said the sleepy baby dragon

"Ok then, I will go make breakfast for us, you should better get up" said Twilight when he go to the kitchen

Suddenly a Pink Mane Pony came out of no where and pop into Twilight and shouted:

"OMGTwilightyouhavetoseethisOMGOMGOMG" said the Pink Mane Pony in one breathe

"Calm down Pinkie, so what's the problem, is it another friendship problem" said Twilight to Pinkie

" No silly, It's just... THE ALIEN HAVE INVADED US" shouted Pinkie into Twilight's face and made Spike woke up he said in shocked" What Alien?"

Twilight rolled her eyes

" Oh please Pinkie, there are no such thing is a alien" said Twilight to Pinkie

" It's true Twilight they have set up a building not far away from our home I have got to see it" Pinkie said while pushing Twilight

"Alright Pinkie, you better tell the truth"said Twilight

"Uh Twilight can I come with" said Spike the baby dragon

"Sure, hope in Spike" said Twilight

When they reached the building, Twilight was in shocked, what she saw there was a large building some painted in red, there are 2 doors: one main, one lend to the roof, a Sign above the Main door said "RED's base, get lost maggot", what she was really shocked was 4 mechanical machine around it's building, it beeping noise made everyone felt disturbed, they roll left and right and repeatedly. Those machine's bottom were a steel biped, supporting what look like two cylinders with five smaller cylinders inside. On top of those were red box, inside those red box there were some kind of.....metal balls.

When she was in front of it there were a lot of ponies were standing there, she reconized some of them were Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Applejact and Fluttershy.

"Hey girl" said the alicorn pricess to the group

"Hey Twilight" they said back

" So girl, do you know what are those" pointing to the sentries

" Ah don't know wat in tarnation are those" said Applejack

" I don't care what is it, but I will find out" shouting Rainbow Dash and flying into the sentries

"Wait, Rainbow Dash" she shouted but It was too late

The sentries spotted a trespasser and beginning shooting bullet and rocket into the flying Pegasus.Luckily for Rainbow Dash, she was fast enough to dogde the bullet but when the rocket from 2 sentries blasted, she was hit by blasted by the force of the exploding rocket, she felt into the group of ponies. Twilight running into her and said:

"Rainbow Dash, are you ok" said Twilight

" I'm fine.Ouch dat hurt a lot" she said while in pain

How on, I will send a letter to the princesses and get their help "Spike, take a not"," Ready Twilight"

Dear Princess Celestia and Princess Luna,

We need your immediate help, there is a building in our village, I think that building isn't belong to our world, and It's mechanical devices just shot Rainbow Dash injured, Need.Help. At once.

                                                                                                   Pricess  Twilight Sparkle.

"There send it to the pricess", "Okie dokie" said Spike while sending the letter awy.Suddenly the main door open, review a black firgure, when the firgure come out, everypony were in shocked expect Lyra, she so excited when she was finally meet a real, actual...HUMAN!!!!

"Alright, who touch mah' sentries" said Engineer to the group ponies.

Contract completed and teleporter problem

In a world full of violence and chaos, there is a place called Badland,this is a place where 2 company fighting each other for the land, these company are RED and BLU. But when their boss got killed by their third brother, Gray Mann. The RED have to find against him and his army of robot. Now with their last battle with the robot in Manhattan,they must defeated them all to completed their contract and head home. Our story begin from here:

" Aw, sentry down" said the Enginner

"Big robot coming" said the Soldier

" I am full charge" said the medic to Heavy

" Charge now doctor, I am Bulletproof" said the Heavy while he was Uber

"Their force are being destroyed,law" said the drunken demoman

"Thank for standing still, wanka" said the sniper while he was taunting

After a while dealing with the robot, they have finally destroyed them all

"You did it, this will be a day to be remembered" said the Announcer " there will be a prize for you all at the base"

"You heared it, she said a prize is waiting for us at the base, foward"

When they reached the base they were there were 9 crates without locking at the base with 3 other Merc : Scout,Pyro and Spy

" What do we have here,Gentleman" said the spy

"I hope it something good" said the scout

"MHPPP MMMMHP" said the Pyro

When they opened it, they were shocked,these crate are contain Australium weapon, Scout have his Scattergun, Soldier with Rocket Laucher, Pyro with Flame Thrower, Demo have his Sticky and Grenade Laucher,Heavy with his Minigun, Engineer with his Frontier Justice and Wrench, Medic with his Blutsauger and medi gun but he keep hic crossbow in case his teammates need heal from distance, Sniper got his Sniper Rifle and Spy have his Ambrassador and Knife

"Alright fellas', look like our contract completed, we can go home, It's time to retired" said the Engines to his group

"Yes"

"OK fellas', this teleporter is designed especially for us to go home"

"Woah Look at dis device" said the amazed scout

The teleporter is diffrent from all teleporter he had seen: It's bigger, more amazing ( I don't know wat do describe this tele so just said It's big dat all)

"Allright, get in the teleporter guy"

When the group get in the teleporter, Engines press the button, but when he pressed it some loud electricity noise come from the engine, Engineer went to see and found It was placed a sapper on it. He shouted to the group:

" Get off It's gonna...." BOOM

The teleporter explode and the merc were no where to be found.....