The coochie snorcher that could.

by The Frank

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Fluttershy, Equestria Girls, Adagio Dazzle, Slice of Life, Sex
Length: 15542

The first time is difficult for most people, and Fluttershy is no exception. Luckily, her girlfriend Adagio is there to help. The methods may be unorthodox, but who cares when the result rocks your world?

The wait has been long, the doubts enormous and the opportunities few but tonight is the night.
Tonight Fluttershy will be loosing her virginity

Or not.

It's not always as simple as they say in the romance novels or the stories in the dirty mags her grandpa's hiding under his bed.

But with a little help from her girlfriend Adagio, and the miracle that is technology, the deed will be done.

Although, perhaps not the usual way.

Contains cute vanilla lesbian sex, and some awkward dirt talk in the beginning.

Not canon to Eyeswirl the Weirded's story Sucker for a cute face. It's not required to read it to understand this, but you should. It's really damn good.

Proofread by The lunar toaster and musicman722. Thanks for making this better than it was before!

Cover art by Fluttershiny, and used with permission.

Published 2016-02-16 03:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-28 23:28:32 UTC

I can't.

If someone should ask Fluttershy why she was together with Adagio, she would answer “I don’t really know… I just like her.” That answer wasn't wrong, but it covered just one eight of the truth. Some people assumed it was because shenwas ashamed that she was together with a siren. Fluttershy didn't like it when people assumed that, but she usually just frowned and let it pass. In fact, she rarely wanted to elaborate, for a number of reasons. First of all, Fluttershy didn't want to sound like it was some up-in-the-clouds puppy love, so she couldn't really say that she found Adagio really really beautiful, that she teased Fluttershy in the way a girl liked it, that she was funny and that Fluttershy did like the idea of being a siren-reformer. She had told this to a selected few, and while also being true, ...not the complete thruth either. That last part was something she'd only written in her diary, only once and in code so that noone would ever know.

The main reason was Adagio's confidence. In comparison, Rainbow Dash had an ego that made her think she ruled the world. Adagio didn’t think, she knew she did. That was something Fluttershy found extremely attractive, and whenever they were together, Fluttershy felt a tiny bit the same. With Adagio, she could do anything. She made her more of a person.

And that was the core reason for not telling the full truth. She was ashamed, yes. But not for Adagio, for herself. She felt like ...she didn’t really deserve this. She had no illusions about herself, she knew she was weak and not really material for life-long romance. To her, Adagio was beyond perfect and Fluttershy knew she had to prove herself worthy to the sexy goddess and demi-omnipotent ruler of the world that was her girlfriend. But even if she never spoke about it, and only written it down once, she had been thinking about it a lot, especially the latest months. Like today. She was walking around the house, making last minute adjustments. But tonight, her usual line of thought had another ending.

I am not worthy.

I am not worthy of her.

But tonight I will be. I will give myself to her completely. And finally... finally...

I will be found worthy.

The evening had all the potential to be perfect. Her mom was finally on a date with her girlfriend, meaning she had the house to herself for the first time in years. She had had the ‘what a lady does and doesn’t’ -talk with Rarity (including a brief lesson in tying ropes safely) and she had checked the bushes for a snooping Rainbow. She had a gift bag of muffins and sweets from Pinkie and she wore that perfume Applejack always wore on saturdays, the one that smelled of pumpkins and ginger. She was wearing something that she hoped was classy but sexy: a loose yellow sweater, a green skirt, white knee high socks, and a red bow in her hair.

The plan was to meet Adagio at the door, give her a gentle kiss, take her to the kitchen for some treats, talk for a while and then go to her room...

...Adagio was wearing a suit. Black satin. White shirt. Black tie. Pants that didn't miss one single curve of her body and yet made her look like the president. High heeled grey shoes with stilettos.

What she eventually did was to violently kiss Adagio the moment she opened the door, drag her upstairs to her room, almost slammed her down on her bed and began an inexperienced but passionate make-out session. A last minute change of plans, yes, but she thought being more “on it” would please her more experienced girlfriend.

Her clothes had come off in a rather messy way, and she had almost hit Adagios nose once when she turned her head around a bit too fast. But in the end, it had all worked out, and now she lay here, ready to have sex for the first time with someone else than herself.

Now was the moment Fluttershy had been waiting for. To be perfectly honest though, she didn’t expect her first time to happen on her old Pretty Pretty Pegasus-sheets, but since Adagio had found them Adorable, perfectly in line with you, sweetie, she had no regrets she forgot to change them to something more …suitable.

She had lost count of how low they had been laying there, and the kisses... Oh, who cared about numbers anyway? She was kissing Adagio! On her own bed! Naked! She had to show her just how much she liked this and wanted this. In her attempt to make this night perfect she had decided to have a talk with Sunset. She had been very much blushing, and almost never using a single word that actually would describe what she wanted, but in the end she understood. She hoped. Anyway, Sunset had suggested “dirty talk”, as something that really spiced things up. However, it was very close to last class, and the bell rang before Sunset could give her any examples, so she had to improvise.

“Dagi...kiss me. Kiss me with your...hot lips.”

Adagio gave her a funny look, but obliged. When the kiss finally broke, Fluttershy looked her in her eyes and said, “Dagi... Kiss me harder.” Adagio looked even funnier this time, but kissed her -harder- she did. Fluttershy felt Adagios breast press against her own. She didn’t dare to look, just the thought of them being there turned her on even more, and made her blush as well, mostly at herself for being so… Daring...

Fluttershy was laying under Adagio, her arms holding her lover in a soft embrace, playing with her hair, caressing her neck and shoulders… Once she had been so bold to move her fingers along Adagios spine, almost so low that she could feel her tushie…

…But she didn’t dare to go any further, especially when Dagi’s reaction had been “Oh, aren’t we bold today, Sweetie?” Fluttershy had blushed even more (if that was even possible), and quickly placed her hands on a more safe ground.

Adagio had not the same restrains. Sure, she was being careful, as she put it, but that didn’t stop her hands from moving all over Fluttershy. Shoulders, neck, stomach, thighs… Buttocks, all at the same time constantly kissing Fluttershy, and complementing her, in her sultry, ironic voice.

“Your skin is so soft and lean, sweetie. I keep wondering which part I love the most on you...your face,” a soft kiss on the lips. “Your breasts,” A kiss close to, but not directly over her left nipple.
“…Or that lovely little butt you have.” She gave Fluttershy’s behind a light squeeze.

“Eeep!”

“Oh, you liked that, didn’t you?”

Fluttershy only nodded. Adagio was just as perfect a lover as she had expected. She couldn't just lay here and take without giving anything back! She had to step up her game if she wanted to play at her girlfriends level! She decided to be bold, and rolled over on her stomach, so Adagio would have full access to her rear. Her girlfriend didn’t waste any time, she instantly put a hand on Fluttershy’s butt and squeezed it, this time a bit harder.

“Wow, someone’s an eager little girl... aren’t you, Sweetie? Trying to look like a little angel, but underneath that… perhaps I need to spank you a bit?” just a light touch, her hand landing on the side of Fluttershys butt with a soft sound, but enough to make Fluttershy go “...mmmm…”

Adagio decided to step up a bit. She lowered her hand once more, a slight bit harder, another gasp. A third time, a real slap, and…

“AAH! Dagi… yes! Do me! Do me with your hard fingers!”

This time, Adagio stopped, and leaned down, her lips next to Fluttershy’s ear.

“Sweetie. Seriously. You are really really cute and adorable, but… You need to work on your dirty talk.”

Fluttershy shrank a little and she felt a bad feeling in her stomach. “I’m sorry…”

“Don’t be. No one is Aria on the first try.” Adagio kissed Fluttershy on her neck. Adagios words was probably meant to comfort her, but Fluttershy felt her stomach curl a bit more.

Nonono! This is bad! She think’s I’m not ready! She think’s I’m immature! I have to do better! I have to show her…

Fluttershy rolled over on her back, and began to play with herself.
Fluttershy started to touch herself, over her stomach and down on her thighs, while she looked and Adagio with half-led eyes.

“Dagi” she whispered. “Look at me...I am...so hot…”

Now she let her hands play with her breasts, slowly so Adagio wouldn’t miss a single movement. Then she moved them down over her belly, and in between her legs. Fluttershy began to pant.

“Oh, I’m so wet...I’m so wet…”

Fluttershy had her eyes closed, as she turned and twisted on the bed. Adagio couldn’t help a warm smile growing on her face. She’s just like a puppy. A cute little puppy that wants to play with the big dogs.

“I want you, Dagi. I want you to touch me… down there, Dagi. I’m...I’m a little…naughty…”

Adagio had to bite her lip not to straight out laugh at Fluttershy. She was so adorable, but also so sincere. She is trying… She is trying her best. And if she’s willing to go this far for me, I can’t give her my b-game.

So instead, Adagio moved closer to Fluttershy and put her arm around her. “Ah… That’s REALLY naughty… I like naughty little girls. You know why, sweetie?”

Fluttershy opened her eyes for almost the first time to look at her lover. Her eyes had a softer look than usual, but her mouth held that same smirk she always wore. Fluttershy shook her head slowly.

“That means that I can trust you to spank me as well later, because I am even naughtier than you…”

With that, she put her hands on Fluttershy’s knees, spreading her girlfriend open to the world. Adagio did enjoy seeing a naked body, but the thing that turned her on the most was how turned on her girlfriend was. How her chest rose and sank with every heavy breath. The slight glossy eyes. Her pussy -Adagio always felt vagina being to clinical and cunt being to vulgar- was glistening and ready. Adagio couldn't hold back anymore, she wanted her, needed her. She placed her hand on Fluttershy’s left breast, gently caressing it as a warm up and then she placed her index finger and thumb around the nipple and gave it a light pinch.

“Eep!”

Fluttershy started to feel a bit anxious again, and her stomach started to act up, but she pushed those feelings away. This was what she wanted! What she needed! And her stupid body shouldn’t try to tell her anything else!

“eeehMhmmm… please Dagi…go on.”

Adagio looked at Fluttershy with that strange look that Fluttershy had learned was Dagi being “concerned” but in the end, her need took over.

“Go on...please...touch me, Dagi. Make me yours.”

Adagio’s hand was back on her breast, and the other one on her stomach. Slowly moving…south. Adagio bent down her head, and took Fluttershy’s other nipple in her mouth and gave it a soft lick. Her hand had moved down between Fluttershy’s legs, her fingers gave her crotch a light touch. She played briefly with her labia and let one finger slip inside.

This was it. This was the moment. All of her girlish dreams, all the nights alone in bed, fantasizing. It was happening, it was finally happening.

…And then Fluttershy froze.

“GAH!”

Adagio immediately withdrew her hand.

“Are you okay, sweetie? You remember the safeword, don’t you?”

She looked at her girlfriend with more concern than Fluttershy thought possible, had she been able to look at her.

“Sweetie? …what’s the matter?” Fluttershy was stiff as a brick. Her face was the human equivalent of the blue screen of death and she had stopped thinking. There was only one thing she could do.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!”

Adagio had expected to make her girlfriend scream tonight...but not for over ten minutes in terror. And even after the screaming stopped, it took Adagio another ten minutes to make Fluttershy stop crying. And everytime she tried a comforting "Shhh... it's okay, sweetie " it all began again. It took a lot of hugs and comfort but finally, the sobbing died down. But now, Fluttershy sat a few meters away from Adagio, hair covering her eyes. She looked miserable. Adagio had no idea what had happened other than the fact that something really went wrong. And that she was the reason.

"Sweetie, I'm sorry, ok? I'm really sorry. "

Silence.

"I shouldn't have forced you, it's all my fault"

Still silence.

"Are you mad at me? Because it's okay, swee..." a low mumble stopped Adagio. "What?"

“It's not okay…”

"What?"

And then, without warning, Fluttershy exploded in tears and anger.

"It's not OKAY! Because I AM ready! I have been waiting for this for over a month. I have been fantasizing every night and the last week four times a day about this! I even sneaked in the ladies room at lunch to touch myself, pretending it was you who touched my boobies and my tush and pressed your finger inside my coochie snorcher and I feel so stupid because I wanted you and I want you to touch my coochie snorcher so much and call me your buttflirt and now everything is ruined because my body is so stupid and I'm stupid and you hate me and..."

The eruption of words stopped as sudden as it had started. Adagio couldn’t do anything else but stare at her. Fluttershy shrank. Adagio saw fear in her girlfriend’s eyes, fear of rejection, fear of being made the fool. She knew all this and still, she hadn’t been able to hold back her reaction.

"Oh sweetie... 'coochie snorcher'...you are soooo adorable.”

Then Fluttershy’s world went dark.

Sunday morning. Apparently Adagio had managed to get her in bed proper, but she still felt a bit chilly, at first she assumed that she had kicked of the dovey again. But then she felt Adagios arms around her. The chilly feeling wqs replaced by an instant feeling of panic, but she did not scream this time. Instead she squeaked, and threw herself out of the bed. She sank down on the floor, praying that she didn’t wake her girlfriend.

“Hmmm?”

Apparently, the higher powers hated her. Adagio yawned, then she saw that Fluttershy was sitting on the floor, shivering.

“Sweetie, what’s the matter? Did you have a bad dream? ...Are you still upset?”

Bad dream Fluttershy thought. Bad dream. No not really. Just me realising that I never ever again can touch the girl of my dreams.

"Sweetie... Do you to join me in the shower? Some hot water would probably do you good."

Fluttershy thought about it. A shower would be nice, and seeing Adagio surrounded by steam, with her long, wet hair carelessly and provocatively flowing over her shoulder, with every curve of her body accentuated by hot water was enough to persuade her. She had her “yes” on her lips, but then she realized that Adagio would probably touch her and...

"Notagoodideajustnowbuthaveoneyourselfitsokayyoucanbethereaslongasyoulikeimgoingtomakecoffeebutdonthurrybecauseofmetakeyourtimebye!"

And then Fluttershy was gone. And for the second time in only eight hours, Adagio found herself staring with her jaw at the floor.

"Ok, this is getting old." She realized that this issue needed to be solved with a fresh and awake mind, and so she went for the shower.

*

One shower, fresh clothes, and a failed attempt for a morning kiss later, Adagio sat at the kitchen table sipping her coffee. She threw a glance now and then on her girlfriend who stared down in her own cup and oatmeal, looking like she wanted to run and hide under her bed, lock her door and throw the key in Eagle river. Adagio was not used to someone being that sensitive. She ought to be, though. Her time with Fluttershy had learned her a lot, but…

Seems like there is always something new. Well, at least it’s not boring.

She looked out the window. It was not a very nice day, grey skies and wet streets. She looked at Fluttershy again. She had apparently been looking at Adagio, but she quickly turned her head around to look with extreme interest at her stove.

Ok, I have to make this stop now. Or else I will have a long distance relationship over a kitchen table. She took another sip of her coffee, deep in thought.

But what should I do? We could try again...but it took her two weeks to make up her mind about last night, and I don’t think it’s good for her to ponder about this for too long. Besides, if that doesn't work either, she will probably go into another complete lock-down.

Her thoughts returned to the night before.

I should have seen it coming… She is too sensitive to act that assertive without rehearsals. That should have been a dead giveaway. But I guess I got too carried away. But really, who wouldn't? Can anyone blame me? And she was so CUTE! And coochie snorcher… It was such a bad timing from my side, but still... Coochie snorcher...really?

Adagio giggled at the memory but her giggle soon died, as she looked at Fluttershy again.

That was low, I have to admit. But she was just so…cute… No, bad Dagi. We don’t laugh at our girlfriend freaking out. And we do NOT make ourselves excuses. It didn't work in coltlantis, and it sure don't work here. The situation is really bad. I did get to sleep next to her, which is something I guess... But she won’t let me touch her. Why did she sit outside the bed? ...She probably woke up before me and panicked.

She poured some more milk in to her cup. She took a sip, smiling at the result.

That’s better. I need to make her trust me again. She isn't talking to me now, but that will be easy. It might take a few days... but I can do it. But to make her comfortable with any kind of physical contact … That might take a while. But we both want it. Don't we? She was telling the truth yesterday... She must have been, no matter how over the top it sounded. So I have to fix it. But how?

For a long time, the only sounds in the kitchen was the drip from the kitchens leaking faucet, the low hum from the dishwasher and Fluttershy quietly chewing her oatmeal.

What did she say...she touched her herself and it was no problem. .. Heh, because it wasn't me, it was just her pretending it was me. ... so, if I could be there and not at the same time. yeah, like that would... work…

The idea struck her right in that moment. All she needed was a small piece of equipment end everything would solve itself. But it was probably not a good idea to push it.

"Sweetie?"

Fluttershy sat up, like Adagio had slapped her. "Y-yes?"

Adagio saw the look in Fluttershy’s eyes and realized that she was right. It had to be done slow if this was to work.

“I think the best we should do right now is for you to take your phone, call Rarity or that pink thing and spend the day with your friends. We will fix this, I promise. I need to go, but I see you tomorrow at school, ok?”

“...ok.”

And then Adagio left. Fluttershy wanted to scream. Instead, she texted Rarity and invited her for tea. It wasn’t until late that night, when her mom was home and fast asleep that she dared to cry into her pillow in despair.

Monday was hell for Fluttershy. She didn't tell Rarity any details about her date with Adagio, and they had spent the day at the spa after tea. But even though she didn't pry, Rarity just couldn't stop chatting. And at the moment, Fluttershy was not interested in small talk. And then there was her other friends. They meant well, but... Rainbow was Rainbow, and she wanted details. All the details. And she didn't take no for an answer. Pinkie was Pinkie. Pinkie had never been a gossip, she just wanted to people to be happy... but she never knew when it was to much. Even Applejack did a slight "Wink, Wink, nudge, nudge." In the end, she hid in the gym for the most of the day. She had seen Adagio a couple of times in the distance, but never more than that. Sunset had been home with a cold. Always something.

Tuesday was a little better. Sunset Shimmer had been back and when they first met she immidiately noticed her anxiety, and had without any prying taken upon herself to be her support for the day. Sunset was as curious as the others, but she also knew when to be silent, and more than that, she knew how to silence her other friends. So, Tuesday went on ok... until she saw Adagio. It was some minutes after one pm, and she was walking straight towards her in the hall. Fluttershy just started at her, then she turned around and ran, with both Sunset and Adagio calling after her. She ran straight home, nit caring about anything else than to get away and hide from the world. She also skipped band practise, she couldn't look at any of her friends.

She woke up on her carpet, dazed and confused. Apparently she had fallen asleep somewhere in between her sobbing, and apparently her mom had been there. A blanket lay over her and a plate with a sandwich stood on the table along with a can of soda. Her mom obviously understood she needed some cheering up. Soda on a weekday? She checked her phone as she ate the sandwich. She had 45 missed calls and even more texts. But she didn't read them, nor did she call back. She felt like a terrible friend, but she simply couldn't. Not now. After finishing the sandwich she took down the plate and the can to the kitchen and then she went for a long walk in Whitetail Woods to think. She walked over five miles going through everything she'd done and said. She felt worse and worse, and finally, she laid down, dead tired of everything.

I hate this. It's... It's just... Bleh. Just a fine mess I made. Again. I don't want to go back. I don't want to see anyone. But I have to. I have to go to school, I have to see my friends, I have to see...Dagi. I'm not worthy. I failed. I'm just so...tired. Tired and tired and tired.. She lied down some minutes more, and then she violently sat up. "No. I will not accept this. I'm stronger than this. Wednesday is going to be a good day. Forget Dagi, forget everything. Tomorrow I begin from scratch in the best way possible." Then she went home, satisfied with her desicion.

Wednesday morning saw Fluttershy at her usual bench, with a simple chocolate bar. Just like the first time I sat like this. Mostly a nice day, birds in the trees, cats in the bushes… This will make a brand new start.. Then, in the corner of her eye, she thought she saw Adagio. In an instant she stood up, and ran.

I am not ready. I can’t see her now. No, not ever. I need to get away. But I can’t go home. I can’t miss class again. The basement is to dark, and she will look in the gym first. I know! The toilets on the second floor! They stink. She’ll never look there.

She ran inside the school, to the second floor and soon she found herself with her back against the door of the infamous ladies room. She was safe.

“Well hi there, sweetie.”

Or not.

"How?" She screamed "How can you be here when I just saw you outside and I ran here to hide and yet you are here before me. How!!?"

"Um, Sweetie? I didn't see you earlier, I just came here and needed to take a dump. Then you ran in like the school was on fire."

Fluttershy turned bright red, then she sank to the floor in embarrassment. She noticed a hand on her shoulder. It was probably Adagios, but she was to tired to freak out. She heard Adagio speak but she didn't listening. But she felt the stream of words floawing over her, pretty uncharachteristic for her girlfriend. There was a small pause, and Fluttershy finally started to listen.

“Sweetie, please. Don’t cry. Please don't. I understand that you are hurt and…”

Fluttershy tuned Adagio out again. She did not deserve this treatment from her goddess. She did not deserve this care, this concearn, this... Not-adagioness! She had to end this, now. “I’m not hurt.”

“...Ok?”

“It's just...I know you hate me.”

Adagio shook her head slowly and put her arms around her.

“No, sweetie, no...”

Fluttershy started to cry and pushed Adagio away. It all wanted to come out, so darn it, let it all out! “You have to hate me! Because you are perfect and confident and beautiful and I don’t deserve you and I am not worthy and had I only been the perfect girlfriend and the one that deserves to be with you I would have managed to have sex with you and not fail like I did and I wouldn't be running and crying and being stupid and it's so dumb and bad and...”

Adagio shut her up with a kiss.

“Ok, first of all, sweetie? That’s a whole lot of garbage talk. I do not hate you, not the slightest. If anyone should hate anyone, you should hate me. Ok? It was a stupid mistake to push you like I did. It was an even more stupid mistake to leave you alone. I’m sorry. Come on. I don’t hate you, you’re my little sweetie, you know? I could never hate you. Now come here. Let’s go someplace that doesn't stink, ok?”

Fluttershy was still reluctant, but she followed. Adagio led Fluttershy to a small working area next to the chemistry lab. She closed the door, and sat down in a chair. Fluttershy stood pressed against the wall. She was nervously stroking her arm and kept looking in every direction except Adagios.

“Sweetie? Come over here"

Fluttershy slowly walked across the room and stood next to Adagio, but she kept a small distance.

“Come on, Sweetie. Sit. Sit here in my lap.” After much hesitation, Fluttershy sat down. “Now, sweetie. Hold my hand.” She took Adagios hand, and they just sat there for some minutes. Something warm was shaping in her belly. Then Adagio spoke.

“Good. Now, this wasn’t so bad, was it?” Fluttershy shook her head. "Good. Now, sweetie, I have been thinking and it’s kinda obvious that you feel bad about saturday night and... ...Ssshhh... No no no, listen to me” She saw the red coming back to Fluttershy’s face and could feel her tense up. “It's ok. Ok? I’m not mad at you. It’s ok. Say after me.”

“It’s… It’s ok.”

“And..?”

“It’s… ok… and you’re not… mad at me.”

“Say it again. I need to hear you say it. I need you to believe me.”

“It’s ok… And I hope your not mad at me.”

Adagio sighed. Close enough. Ah, idea! That might work!

“Sweetie, can I play with your hair?” Fluttershy nodded again and Adagio began playing with her hair, like she was petting a cat. Fluttershy closed her eyes, and Adagio could feel her loosen up. If she could she would be purring. "That’s a good girl… Now give me a kiss."
Fluttershy obeyed. It was a shy kiss, but still a kiss.

“I love you, sweetie.”

“I love you too, Dagi.”

They kissed again. Longer this time. When the kiss broke, they looked into each others eyes.

“Do you want to be with me, sweetie?”

Fluttershy drew a breath, and her answer was almost a whisper.

“I do. I want to.”

“Good. So do I. And I remember what you said the other day and…”

Once again, Fluttershy’s face grew red, and once again Adagio had to calm her down.

“Ssssch… I believe you. I really do. I believe every word you said. And I get it. You wanted to be perfect for me, and when you felt you weren’t as… well, ‘naughty’ as you thought I wanted, you panicked and froze. Am I right? “

Fluttershy nodded.

“Good. Now, I don’t need to say that you don’t have to be perfect for me, you just have to be you. And that is perfect for me. Because you know that. Deep inside, you know it. You know it, I know it. But your body doesn’t.”

Fluttershy’s answer came after a moment of silence. “Uhm… maybe?”

“Oh, sweetie, that is the obvious conclution. Now, what we need to do is make you believe in yourself again. We shall try again. Not right now!” she added, when she saw Fluttershy’s face turning red. “ And not the way we did it last time. I have another solution. I have been thinking, a lot, since I left you on sunday, and I think I have a solution. But I will need a couple of days more to arrange things. Today is Wednesday. Let's go with Friday. The stuff I need hasn’t been delivered yet, and I have to get my sisters out of our house. Because I think I’m right when I say that your mom won’t leave you home alone on a friday without questions?”

Fluttershy shook her head.

“Thought so. My place it is. Aria and Sonata will be easy to kick out. So brighten up, starshine! We will make this work! On Friday, things will be alright again. And then…”

She leaned closer, and whispered, her lips touching Fluttershy’s ear. “And then... Your little coochie snorcher will get everything she wants and more."

She had to spend 20 more minutes to calm Fluttershy down again, but she decided it was worth it.

After their talk on Wednesday, things were looking up for Fluttershy again. She could talk to her friends again (Still no prying questions, thank you Sunset!), and Adagio did her best to assert her. Several times over the next days she found Adagio sneaking up behind her, giving her a hug or a kiss and saying things like “I missed my sweetie…” or “I need some serious Fluttershy time, right now!” and she would send her texts to encourage her. One was When you walk back from gym class, walk like you are me.

Fluttershy didn't dare to put on her high heels for that short walk, instead she opted for keeping her head straight, throwing flirty glances in every direction and just being superior. It was strange, but it helped for her to sing "We got you under our spell" under her breath. For being villans, they sure knew how to white a catchy song, she thought. It also helped to imagine a happy, but shy Adagio waiting for her back in the main building. She felt a bit ashamed thinking of her girlfriend that way, but it was a nice fantasy. And since she told me to be her, then I'm her all the way. That includes having a mousy girlfriend. Because she's mine... right?

Another one was Every time you talk to ms. Harshwhinny today, keep eyecontact for at least 20 seconds. That intimidates her.

Ms. Harshwhinny was not a bad teacher, not was she especially evil. But she had a way of making a fool out of people, by presenting them with hard questions and mockingly explain the "actually quite simple answer". Most students had her in english, but Fluttershy had her in maths as well, and was usually out of the canonfire being good without really standing out. Not today, though.

"...and as you all can see... The solution to even the multiple digit multiplications can be easily solved with this method. Now, let's test it, shall we? Now, if we take 3.271 times' 1.524. What do we get?" Her eyes wandered around the classroom, and found... "Miss Fluttershy? Perhaps you would be so kind an solve the problem for us?"

Fluttershys initial reaction was to look down in her papers. But then, she remembered the note. This was the time. Even if she didn't know, she would not lose the staring competition. She looked up, straight into Ms. Harshwhinny's eyes. She didn't back down. Neither did Ms. Harshwhinny, but the longer they stayed in eyelock, the more uneasy did the teacher look. And then, Fluttershy threw a glance at the board and realized... " Four millions, ninehundredeightyfive thousand, zero zero four, Ms.harshwinny." ...She knew this. Ms. Harshwinny turned a sour face to the board, but she wrote down the answer and kept on with the lesson without further comments. And Fluttershy was the hero of math class that day.

It was after that time Adagio sent her a poem. Simple, but sweet. Roses are green, Rabbits are blue, love is colorblind and I am too.

And then FINALLY it was Friday evening. At exactly six o'clock Fluttershy found herself outside The Dazzlings house. Adagio had sent her last text around two o’clock, and she had read it over hundred times by now.

18.00. Dress for the occasion. The door is unlocked. Go to my room and wait.

The “dress for the occasion” was a beige blouse with red dahlias, a dark brown skirt with pink dots, braces, a pair of brown knee-high stocking, with small bear-heads on top. A pair of red shoes completed the appearance. It was easier that she had thought to get away. Her mom had some paperwork to do, and was was glad to have Fluttershy out of the house.

The ride with the bus to the Dazzlings neighbourhood was uneventful, nevertheless her heart beat faster the closer she got. During the short walk from the bus stop to the dark blue house, Fluttershy almost turned around five times. But she steeled herself, and soon she was in front of the dark, two-story building. The light were on, but very dim. She knew Adagios window faced the backside, but that one could see the hallway from the front, and from that window, it was possible to catch a glimpse if the lights were on in her room or not. They were off. Adagio’s room was dark. Strange...

Fluttershy entered, closing the door carefully behind her. She took of her shoes and walked on her toes up the stairs. Soon she was in Dagis room. It was indeed empty, just as it looked from the outside. However, there was a dim light from the bedside lamp. Just enough to see things, but not enough for anything to be seen clearly. On her left was two wardrobes, one with the door slightly ajar. Other than that, the only furniture in the room was the large bed. In the center of it lay a small box with a pink bow and a note around it. She took it and tried to read in the dim light. To my sweet Fluttershy the note said. She opened it.

The box contained a small bluetooth-unit. It was a really nice gift from Adagio, but how would this help...? Well, she still picked it up. A gift was a gift. Fluttershy couldn't afford one of them herself, but she knew perfectly well how it worked, since Rainbow had one and spent an entire band practice talking about how awesome it was. That you could talk and run or play tennis or cook or masturbate at the same ti…. Fluttershy stared at the unit. Instantly she understood what Adagio had planned, and so she connected it with her phone and placed it in her ear. Almost the same moment, her phone rang.

“Hello sweetieeee.” the well known voice was low and sultry “ I hope you are ready, because now… it’s business time.”

Author's Note

Thanks to Eyeswirl the weirded for inspiration and feedback!

I think I can...

2

“Hello sweetieeee. I hope you are ready, because now… It’s business time.”

Fluttershy swallowed.

“Hi Dagi. I’m… I’m ready… I think.”

“That's great... Because I am going to make you feel good, Sweetie. I’m going to show you how it feels to be really alive.

Fluttershy was sweating. It was almost too much -again-. And her legs began to shake.

“Where are you?” She had to say something to keep her head cool. “I sort of ...expected you to be here".

Adagio laughed. A soft, yet ironic laughter. "I am here, Sweetie. I'm closer to you than I ever been. I'm in your heeeead...and I'll never go awaaaay..."

Had she not been so ...excited? Nervous? Nervousited? ...she would have rolled her eyes over the cheese line. Instead she swallowed and said "well, yes, but...um...I hoped you would be here in person." Fluttershy couldn't stop a bit of dissapointment finding it's way into her voice, but Adagio didn't seem to react. Other than resuming her teasing.

"Uhu, Sweetie? May I ask why? So I can run my fingers through your soft hair, so I can kiss you from top to toe, ...So you can force my head down between your legs and make me lick you until you pass out in bliss!?"

"D-DAGI...!!" A vague laughter could be heard from Adagio, but then she got serious.

"I'm really sorry, Sweetie. But... you're so cute when you're flustered. I just can't help it."

Fluttershy shook of her embarrassment. Adagios words made her excited... She was nervous, but she wanted more. But... "Uhm...you can't really do anything to me If you're not here?"

“That’s the point.”

“I’m sorry?”

“Sweetie, as I said. We need you to feel confident. We need to make you feel like the cute and sexy woman you are. I am going to show it to you, sweetie. I am going to do all the things I want to with you. ”

“But…how?”

“Easy. I want to touch you, but I can’t. You can touch yourself, but you’re not me. So we will do this together. Your hands will be my tools. I will tell you everything I am going to do to you... Every touch... Every pinch... Every lick... Every wicked little Idea I get to make you scream my name... And you will perform it. Your hands will follow my every command. Tonight, you are my little doll.”

Fluttershy's nervousness began to fade away and was replaced by a growing feeling of want. She couldn't wait to hear Adagios first orders. However, a slight doubt formed in her mind.

“Ehm… Won’t this be like the things I do… alone?"

Adagio was silent for a moment, then her voice returned, sultryer than ever.

“Well… Perhaps in the beginning, but I doubt that you have done all the things I’m planning for you…”

And then Fluttershy knew. She was going to feel totally safe, and she didn’t have to worry about doing things wrong. The happiness she felt combined with the pure excitement that fully bloomed inside her made her brain go into overload, and the only thing she could say was a simple “Oh.”

“Oh? That's it? Don't you want this, sweetie? I thought you had dreamt of this for so long…”

“Oh, I do! I do! I…I am ready Dagi. Take me! I'm yours.!”

She hoped that Adagio wouldn't change her mind. Maybe she sounded a bit off, but it was only for a moment! This would totally work. Now was the time.

“Hmmm... No."

"WHAT?"

"That's what you said last week, sweetie. I’m not falling for that again. We’ll do it slowly. After all... hunger is the best seasoning for any food. Especially when one is served something so delicious as you, Sweetie. First of all; close your eyes. “

Fluttershy did.

"You have to tell me, sweetie."

"Oh...I have closed my eyes, Dagi."

“Good. Now... I want you to picture this. I am laying on the bed. What do you see?”

“Eh… You…”

A short moment of silence, and yet she could almost feel Adagio rolling her eyes.

“...Yes, that is pretty obvious, Sweetie. I want details. What am I wearing?”

Fluttershy was not sure what to say first. She felt her heart race again. This was almost too much. No! We can do this! We can! Calm down. It's not like we haven't been fantazising about her before. OH! She remembered her favourite fantasy, one she had used many times to get off. It was a simple one, bascially about Adagio wearing a certain outfit... Fluttershy had never seen it on, Adagio had only showed it to her once to tease her. However, the raunchyness of the dress stayed on Fluttershy's mind and she had both dressed her up, and removed it, many times in her mind. And like it was reality, the picture of Dreamdagio took form in her mind and she placed that picture on the bed.

“You are wearing… black lacy panties and a black strapless bra. It...I can see your nipples through the fabric. I like that. I like that you are excited to see me. You have silk stockings, and suspenders. They are hugging your thighs so well... I like them. And you’re wearing…you’re necklace. It's almost like it pulses with the beating of your heart. And your hair is floating over the pillows. You are smiling. You want me.”

All she could hear was her own, and Adagios heavy breathing. When Adagio spoke, she sounded a bit off, and it took some time for her to regain control of her voice.

“Uhm...That’s…pretty much spot on, Sweetie. You know me sooo well…nghhh... But you missed one thing.. The panties are actually see-through….”

Fluttershy gasped. She had never dared to go so far, but she could indeed see that now.

“So, do go on. I pull up my knees, and spread my legs a bit, giving you a peak straight up my crotch. Tell me what you see."

“You… I can see your…pu…pu...”

“Ah ah ah…Use the word you usually do. I like it. It makes me feel good.”

Fluttershy braced herself and proceded. It was like a fantasy, she was just saying things loud, however, it was getting more difficult. Her voice was almost cracking with excitement. “I can see your… coochie snorcher through the panties. They're wet. The lips are... I-I mean...the panties are. They are clinging to... I-I mean...I can se every part of your coochie through the fabric. I think it’s because you’re waiting for me.”

Adagio's voice was just a series of moans and sighs. Was she really...? It took a few moments before she spoke again.

“Mmmm…yes... I am indeed waiting for you, sweetie. I put my hand over my crotch now. Slowly moving it around… Ah yeah... It feels nice to touch myself while you are watching me...mmmmm… It feels really good. But I want more.”

She was. And Fluttershy was sweating. She was excited, but also nervous. Just like a cat, spying out in the night only to see two yellow eyes of a big black dog. Come on, she can’t see me. If I fall over, it’s just me here. She straightened herself up. "Ok."

“I want you to touch yourself and tell me how good it feels. Begin with your breasts.”

“O..kay…”

Fluttershy began. She put her hands outside of her blouse and started to move them. At first jerkily and awkward, then smoother and smoother. She felt like she had Adagio's eyes on her the whole time. She approved. She unbottoned her blouse and began to touch herself outside her bra. “Mmmm...Dagi, I feel so good.”

“Do you like your breasts, Sweetie?”

“I like them. They are soft... it feels good...especially when my thumbs touch my nipples through the fab...ehm... Do you like them?.”

“Oh, I do. I do. I can almost feel your skin against my hands for real. But I want more. I'm a greedy girl, sweetie. I will always want more. But you will give it to me, won't you?"

"Mhmmm... I like to touch my boobies when you look at me."

"Squeeze them. Squeeze them tight together and tell me.”

"Ah! Oh, that felt so good, Dagi. Do you want me to... remove my bra?" Fluttershy could hear Adagio draw her breath.

"Oh, you really are a generous soul... But not yet... not yet. Now, dance for me.”

“Uhm… dance?”

“Just dance. I like to see you move your body. Sing a bit, if you like.”

And so, Fluttershy danced. She twisted, did the Elvis, twerked... Basically giving Adagio a basic course in Zumba. All the time she was singing and clapping her hands in a steady beat. It pays of to play the tambourine in a rock band. And she didn't feel embarrased at all. Because it was her safe Adagio that was watching. The Adagio in her mind that never made her uncomfortable, the Adagio that just... loved her. And in her ear was the real Dagi. The one she tried to be the perfect girlfriend to. And today they merged into one. One loving Adagio who liked her, told her she was beautiful, and never gave her "that" look. It was almost perfect.

“Oh yeah, baby! Shake that tushie for momma! Shake it! Shake it like that! Oh Go...! Mmmm... You're really making me hot over here.”

Fluttershy felt much more natural now, than just a few minutes before. She was in total control of her body, and Adagio had even told her she looked good. She couldn’t wait to see what Adagio had in mind for her. She decided to act a bit more...on it.

“What do you want me to do next, Dagi?”

“Now I want you to strip for me. I’m going to give my little coochie a deep and good fingering, and I want a show. Hit it.”

Just five minuters ago, this would have been impossible. But not now. Fluttershy had indeed been pretending to strip for Adagio many times before. She was prepared for this. She began with slowly unbutton her blouse, and then she moved her arms in a bow over her head and back. Her blouse fell off, and her chest was for all to see. Then she walked towards the bed, and when she was close enough, she leaned over to give Adagio a close-up of her loose bra and cleavage. She even jiggled a bit with them. Then she turned around and walked back to the door, putting full effort into swaying her butt with every step. When she came to the door, she looked over her shoulder, giving her imagined girlfriend her best ‘come and get me’ look. And then she unzipped her skirt and slowly, inch by inch, she took it off. First revealing her thong, then the whole of her tush. She bent forward, emphasising her tush even more. She could hear Adagios breath deepen even more and took it as a sign to go on. She rose up again, and looked around her. There was a small stool in the room that she hadn't noticed when she walked inside. Fluttershy sat down and leaned back against the wall. She wore a light green strap less bra, actually one that Adagio had bought for her. Then she leaned forward again, slowly removing her bra, swinging it in the air and tossing it over to the bed. Now all she wore was her panties and her bear socks. She placed her hands on her breasts and started to play with them again.

“Mmmm… I feel so good doing this for you, Dagi. I see that you like it. You’re hand is inside your panties, and you can’t speak. You are so excited you can only nod.”

“mmmm…Sweetie, you are right on the… Ahhhh…Ah damn... keep on.”

Fluttershy had a thing she had tried only a week ago, but it ought to work really well. She wasn’t very athletic, but she had good balance. She raised her legs up at the roof, and then she spread them, giving Adagio a good look right up her skirt. Slowly she pulled her legs back together, making her pantycovered coochie peek out between her thighs. Then spread them out again…then pull up. Fluttershy imagined Adagios hungry face as she kept moving her hand faster over her coochie.

“Mmm…This is some nice exercise…”

“Oh SHI….AH AH AAAAaaahhh…YES! Sweetie...Oh yes, oh YES! …oh yes, sweetie…” Then, silence. Fluttershy wasn't sure if she had hung up on her, but then the voice returned.“Oh wow, Sweetie... that was quite a show but …mmm… You have to tell me what you are doing. I can’t see you, remember?

“...Oh… Yeah, right. Sorry.”

“Don’t be. Please go on!”

“Ok…uhm… I stand up again. I turn around slowly… Do you like the little green thong I’m wearing?”

Fluttershy placed her thumbs inside of her thong, and started to play with it. The slim line of fabric shined like an opal against her yellow skin.

“Mmmm…ah yes… Show me more…I like it.”

“Ok… Now I turn around, hands over my head. I think it makes my breasts look a bit perkier…”

“Oh my… It sure does, sweetie.”

“I swirl around for you to see my body. It is all yours. I like the way you are looking at me. You want me.”

“Oh, sweetie, you don’t know how much.”

Fluttershy sat down on the stool again. She was panting heavily, and she needed to calm down. But not for long. She spread her legs wide, and began to stroke her thighs, closer and closer to her crotch. Then she remembered that Adagio couldn’t see her.

“I’m sitting down again. I have a small bottle of oil here. I take a few drops in my hand and start to stroke my thighs… can you see how they shimmer?”

She didn’t really have any oil, but that was just part of the show. Adagio was silent, she only heard some deep breathing in her ear, so she went on.

“I move my hands up to my belly. It shimmers too from the oil. It feels so good to touch myself. But I need a little bit more…So I place my hand over my coochie…I touch myself outside the fabric. Mmmm…it feels so good. They are damp. I know I need more. I want more”

Fluttershy put one hand down her bra and started playing with her breast again. She didn’t tell Adagio, and she really didn’t care if she saw that or not.

“I have a finger on the edge of my panties now…I’m moving it to the side. Do you see my coochie snorcher, Dagi? Do you see how wet she is? It’s for you. I want you. Do you want me?”

She heard Adagio draw her breath in her ear.

“I can tell you do. You get out of the bed and come over to me. You kiss me. You tell me that you can not wait any longer. You put your hand between my legs. You feel how wet I am and how stiff my rosebud is… and you…AaaaH YES! YES! YES DAGI! THERE!”

Fluttershy placed her index finger right on her clitoris. And just as many times before, she imagined it was Adagio. Again, she was lost in herself, and the shock of hearing a voice was quite big.

“Hmmm… I don’t recall doing that? Did I leave the bed, really? Did I say that I was touching you? Or was that your own imagination?”

Fluttershy’s eyes grew big. She had been acting out of line! She was... a bad...

But then came Adagios next line.

“You know sweetie, You are right. Indeed I did all that, just as you said. I just couldn't help myself, you know me so well, Sweetie. And now I am standing in front of you, touching your rosebud, just like you said. It feels so good to touch you. Your rosebud feels so good to touch. I want to do more. But then I get the feeling that I am moving too fast. This is so much fun. This is too much fun. Did you know that you made me cum before? No? Well, that’s how much I want you, sweetie. But I want more. I remove my hand from you. I ask you to stand up.”

Fluttershy did so.

“Now, move around again, like you did before. ”

Fluttershy began to strut aroung the room, back and forward. “I’m walking for you, Dagi. I’m showing you my legs… I’m swaying my butt for you, Dagi. Do you like it?”

“IF I like it, Sweetie. Do you have any clothes left?”

“My panties... Oh... I am still wearing my bear socks. They make me feel safe.”

“Ah yes. The brown ones. I know them. Don't take them off, they look so cute. Just like you... Now I want you to... No, I want to see more of your tushie shaking... Give me another stroll, Sweetie.”

Fluttershy walked back and forward as the last time, making her butt shake even more than last time. She felt so incredibly sexy, and loved every moment. I can't wait to do this with the real Dagi around.

“Ah yes... Ah yeeeesssss... Now... Go to the window..”

Fluttershy was silent, just watching the darkness outside. She was exited, but this was not what she had expected.

“Are you there?”

“Yes…”

“Alright. Tell me, is anyone outside?

“Uhm…no. Not that I can see anyone anyway. It’s pretty dark.”

“Good... Now, bend over, lean against the window.”

Fluttershy froze.

“Did you hear me, Sweetie?”

“Yes but… People might see me!”

“So?”

“They will see me... naked!”

“So let them. You have nothing to be ashamed of. We are two in this. I am right next to you, remember?”

Not for real, Fluttershy thought to herself but.. Well, it was dark outside, and the room was very dimly lit. She gave a non-comittal grunt.

“Mhm…” Adagio must have caught up on her unceartainty, because her next reply was warm and reassuring.

“They will see my beautiful sweet Fluttershy. They will adore you, they will love you, they are going to want you, sweetie. They want to come here and claim you as theirs. And then... they will see me." Adagio made a pregnant pause.

"They will see me touch you. Kiss you. They will se how much I love you, how much I want you. How much you want me... They will see my hands do things to you they would never even DARE. And they will be green with envy, because they know they can never have you, sweetie. That you are all... Mine…”

Adagio’s words went straight into Fluttershy’s heart. She felt warm and safe, what was there to be afraid of, really? She was panting heavily now.

“Yes Dagi… I am all yours.”

“Good. Now, bend over for me.”

And Fluttershy obeyed. That her breast was fully exposed to any bypasser didn’t mind her as much as the fact that her girlfriend was behind her, practically worshipping her.

“It looks so soft, sweetie. I have to touch it. I want it all. I’m exploring your butt now, sweetie. Up and down, any way you like it.

'Adagio' let her hands flow all over Fluttershy’s tush as if they were oil. The sweat made them softer and warmer. Every touch, every little squeeze sent a warm feeling thorough Fluttershy’s spine. She wanted to touch herself so badly now…

...But Adagio had other plans.

“You have a gorgeous ass, Sweetie... I want to... spank it.”

Fluttershy gasped and just stood there, waiting.

“I said, I want to spank it! I am lifting my hand, letting it fall down on your left cheek!”

Adagio sounded a bit impatient. Fluttershy finally understood, and let her right hand hit her butt with a loud smack.

“Aah!”

“Ooh, Like that, didn’t you? I’m going to do it again, a little harder this time!”

“AAAah!”

“Scream for me, sweetie. Again!”

“AAAAH!!”

“Yes! Scream for me! Tell me how much you like it.”

“Dagi! I love you! Spank me! Spank me! I love it when you spank me. Do me again...Please.”

“Oh, I will. Five times in a row. And I want you to count them. Ready?”

“...Ready…”

“...One...AAAH… Two...AAAAAh..."

Fluttershy went the whole way to five, and each time 'Adagio' slapped her a little harder than the last time. She sank down on her knees, she was so turned on that she almost couldn’t stand up. Her tush was glowing red, at least it felt that way. Surprisingly enough, she didn’t feel any pain in her hand. Because it isn’t my hand. Well, it is... And still it isn't.

“Feeling good, Sweetie? Thought so.. But now I need you to stand up again. Spread your legs, and close your eyes. And don’t open them, ok?”

Fluttershy did as she was ordered.

“Now, I’m placing on hand on each cheek, spreading you open for me. Yes...yes... It looks wonderful. And the thin pantyline barely covering your wet coochie...mmm... Oh, but Sweetie? Have you shaved yourself?”

“Y-yes… Do you like it?”

“Like it? I love it. Now, I’m pulling your panties aside. I hope your coochie snorcher is ready, because here I come! I’m putting two fingers straight into you!”

Did Adagio sound much more eager now than before? It didn't matter, because Fluttershy exploded with delight of 'Adagios' fingers inside her.

“AH! YES DAGI! YES!”

She didn't care for words any longer, she just screamed. ‘Adagio’ thrusted her finger in and out of Fluttershy. It was faster than she used to but she was so wet and so horny that she didn't care. It felt good, so who cared about her usual routine? Adagio kept on her work.

“Mmmm… you like it when I’m doing you, Sweetie? Mhmmm... I take it you have done two fingers before? What about three?”

“...One time”

“Then lets make this the second. I’m inserting three fingers inside.”

“Uhnnn...Yes dagi... Give it to me... Fuck me…”

“What was that sweetie? A dirty word? My my…That came as a surprice. Well, who am I to deny such a request. I will fuck you. I will... But lets not forget the rest of your body. I’m moving my hands to your breast now.”

Fluttershy moved her hands, and squeezed her boobs like Adagio had asked her earlier. She had tried once or twice to lick her own nipples, and she decided this was a good time to try. Adagio reacted instantly.

“Sweetie, how very VERY naughty of you to play with yourself and not let me join you. Perhaps I should stop this and give you another good spanking, naughty little sweetie... But no. I am too horny to wait. I... I’m going to...fuck you.”

Fluttershy felt Adagios hand on her hip and three fingers thrusted into her coochie. She kept on playing with her breasts, noy giving a damn about the rest of the world. Adagios slim fingers were fast, and she felt something growing inside of her.. The whole time, Adagio kept talking to her, teasing her, turning her on simply by her words. "Oh, you naughty girl, you like that, don't you?", or "Saucy little minx", or "Moan for me, sweetie... be my little naughty moaning minx, sweetie." . She felt how she was getting closer and closer It started somewhere around her spine, growing and growing further. Now it filled her whole belly. Adagios fingers where moving so fast now, and yet she felt every twist and turn she did.

“Dagi...I’m close... Oh Faust, I’m close. Don’t stop...don’t stop! Fuck my coochie snorcher, Dagi! Fuck me and make me cum for you!”

“Your wish, sweetie...Is my command!”

Adagio increased her speed, and moved her other hand from Fluttershy’s hip to her rosebud. She barely touched it, and yet it worked as a trigger to all the fireworks and bombs in the whole of the equestrian army. Fluttershy exploded. The orgasm came to her like a wave from the ocean, like a strong wind from the sea, like if the sunlight itself was pouring out from every part of her body. It rocked her lower torso and legs, and a volcano of warmth shot through her whole body. The feeling filled her whole body up and yet there was more to come! It needed to expand, to be let out! She wanted to scream, to shake her hair, to never ever stop this feeling. She felt how her nethers twitched, and a new wave came through her with every twitch. She squeezed herself around Adagios fingers for just a little more of that wonderful feeling she had.

In the end, she did cool down. Adagio rested her hands on her tush, but she still managed to keep a grip,making sure she didn’t fall over.

Fluttershy probably screamed her lungs out when she came, but she didn’t know for sure, and she didn’t care. She felt how her coochie tightened around Adagios fingers, trying to hold them inside of her for ever. She opened her eyes again, and smiled. A happy, satisfied smile. In the reflection in the window she could see Adagios eyes look back at her. The superior look was there as always, but this time it was combined with statisfaction and warmth.

“Dagi... You’re wonderful.”

“You weren’t so bad yourself, sweetie.”

What a wonderful evening. And how well everything went. Her imagination was apparently working overtime, Fluttershy thought to herself. Everything was so detailed, she could even see Adagios mouth move in the window as she spoke. Then she realised one thing. Her own hands was at the windowframe, holding her up.. And yet there was a pair of fingers inside her and an arm around her torso. Fluttershy’s eyes grew big. She turned around and gasped in surprice, as she found herself face to face with her girlfriend.

“Good evening, Sweetie.” Adagio moved her hand from her coochie and gave Fluttershy a light touch on her breast. “I couldn’t leave you to yourself on a beautiful night as this, could I?

Dominant intermission

Earlier that evening, in another part of town...

Long and well after ordinary opening hours, Rarity sat alone in her studio. The curtains were drawn, and the only light in the room came from one single candle. On the table in front of her was a glass of red wine and an envelope. Rarity wasn't old enough to drink, and to be perfectly honest she didn't particularly like the taste either. But in her world, it was required of a lady to drink wine. And if she didn't like it, she had to learn. Besides, her mother had told her it was a descent wine, and if she knew one thing, it was wine. Rarity took the glass and took small sips from in over the course of several minutes. Once in a while she threw a glance at the envelope. On the envelope was written, in Sweetie Belle’s halfway-to-elegant-handwriting: I had to promise Featherweight a date to get this. You're paying. Or else. /Sweetie. Finally she felt that she couldn't wait any longer, and opened it. Seven photographs fell out on the table. She arranged them in a neat pile, then she produced a pen and a paper and put them next to the pile. With everything in order in front of her, she adjusted her glasses, took the first photograph and looked at it.

It was taken at the mall, two days earlier. Sonata was alone, having coffee at Nasty&Expensive She wore a long, blue, sleeveless dress. It was long enough to not reveal anything even though she sat with her legs crossed, but her feet was clearly visible. No socks, and a pair of brown sandals. Rarity wrote "I" on the paper. A bit overdressed for such a casual occasion...but nice. She wears it well.

She put down the first photograph and took a sip of her wine. For a blink of a eye, a grimace was displayed on her face, but she shook it of and took the next photograph. This was Aria and Sonata taking a walk through the park. they were apparently chatting happily, Sonata had her eyes closed and her mouth open in what was probably a giggle. She wore a bordeaux-coloured jacket with pink collars, a pink skirt and leggings in the same colour as the jacket. Featherweight was a bit of a creep, but a good photographer, no one could deny that. Rarity hesitated with the pen over the paper. The jacket and the skirt suited her, and leggings looked good on anyone. But that colour... in the end, she wrote "II", next to the first note.

The next pic was taken at the club where Vinyl Scratch performed. How Featherweight got inside was a mystery, but the picture was of good quality. It was also more daring. Sonata was well aware of the photographer, and posed for him. She leaned slightly forward with her hands teasingly on her hips, showing of her perfectly rounded butt. One of Rarity’s complexes was her -in her opinion- to big derriere, and she envied Sonata for the girls more 'well-balanced' rump.

The purple skirt with a white V-shaped waist suited her well, but the slightly to big blouse that showed her bare shoulders made her look cheap. It impied that she didn't wear a bra, and that was a big no-no in Raritys book. The colors, striped red and purple were okay, but Rarity still wrote "IIII" on her paper. The 'come-hither' look in her eye didn't help, but she couldn't blame the dress for that.

So far, the pictures was worth their price, but it was very unlikely for her to get Sweetie Belle to agree to do this again. Ah well, she thought and took a sip, no problem. Sunset probably has a file on him anyway.

The next picture proved to her that she definitely had a file on him. It was taken in gymclass, and showed Sonata from behind, wearing yoga-pants and a tight t-shirt. The photograph almost drooled over her butt, it seemed. The pants were purple, the t-shirt dark red. Not much to say, gymclass was the antidote to fashion, in Rarity's eyes, and besides she began to feel bad for Sonata. She also felt she had been a bit to harsh judging the last picture and so she wrote a simple "I"

The fifth picture was the dullest one. Sonata wore a white shirt under a blue vest with a dark grey cravat, a dark grey Neighponese schoolgirl-skirt and knee-high stockings in the same color. The vest had white hems, which also were on the pockets. She was sitting on a couch at Sugarcube Corner, with Aria, Rainbow and Pinkie. She laughed, as always, and Rarity had to admit she was pretty kawaii. But that only took her so far, the rest…was boring. And 'boring' is a deadly sin in the fashion world. There were circumstances, yes, but still a solid "III".

Where is this picture taken? Rarity didn’t recognize the background at all. A masquerade perhaps? That would excuse this... bad excuse for trying to bring the 80's back. Purple-ish long sleeved blouse, a pink... jumpsuit, over that a pair of jeans shorts, and as onion on a salmon, pink knee-high boots with plateaus. Not to mention the haircut...

No. Just no. Rarity wrote "IIII " without hesitation. It was tough love, but it would be worth it in the end!
Just one picture left. Rarity was shaking with excitement. Ah, this evening was going to be good...

The seventh picture however, made Rarity choke on her wine. It was taken through a window on the second floor of the Dazzling's house. It showed Sonata in nothing but her underwear. In fact, she was still putting it on. She was singing to herself, and looked immensely happy. She wore a light pink frilly see-through bra with light blue hearts over her nipples. She had panties the same style and color. The blue heart was placed all most right on top of her ladyparts. Rarity shivered. She wore a garter belt in a darker pink nuance and was putting on a pair of lacy pink stockings. There was also small pink hearts spread along the edges of the bra and... probably on the stockings as well. She couldn't really see. Rarity wasn't sure what she was to do. The underwear was hideous and would earn her a solid "IIIII", no matter how happy and satisfied she looked. But this was such an invasion of her privacy that Rarity put down her pen. She was going to bring Sunset and Rainbow...perhaps even Fluttershy to use "the stare"... and have a word with young Featherweight about decency and morale.

Satisfied with her conclusion, she put down the last picture in the envelope. Then she counted the numbers on the paper. A solid fifteen. Rarity smirked, and lifted the glass to her lips, only to find it empty. She frowned at the glass. Such impudence, to be empty when she really needed a drink, if only just for the effect! She was interuppted in her annoyance by a ping from her phone. I'm on my way. Will be over in ten. Hope you are prepared. /Miss Sonata.

Rarity smiled, a small wolf-like grin. Then she undressed, and put on a dark red kimono, and put on a pair of silver high heel sandals. She left the room, only to return with the winebottle. She refilled the glass, and opened a drawer, pulling out a black domino mask. She put it on with eyes closed. When she opened them, the mask had changed her. Her eyes looked even darker than they usually did, and a permanent grin was plastered on her mouth. Finally, she took out a yardstick from a cupboard. She tried it against her hand.
"Nice and hard...perfect for the occacion." She sat down again, put the stick on her lap and the glass in her hand, with her legs suggestively crossed. "You are so welcome, miss Sonata. Miss Rarity is ready for you...we shall have a us a nice little chat about fashion..."

Author's Note

No sex? No, not in this bonus chapter.. Since Eyeswirl the weirded is going to wrote a sequel about this pair, I'm just going for a teaser. Yes, and the last outfit is nsfw, but I linked to the artist on derpibooru. You Will find the outfit, trust me. Most of the butchers work is excellent. This... Not so much.

If you really want you clop-quota filled, just wait until the next one....

I knew you could

“Good evening, Sweetie.” Adagio moved her hand from her coochie and gave Fluttershy a light touch on her breast. “I couldn’t leave you to yourself on a beautiful night like this, could I?

While Adagio wore her patented smirk, Fluttershy's blank face hid an inside of mixed emotions. One was extreme happiness.
DAGI! Marry me! Let me have your kids, build you a house and give you all my puppies!
One was the post-sexual haze.
Mmmm... This is just far out there, man... Can't we just chill and take easy?
One was that feeling of winning the Snobelprize, the Equestrian games and cure cancer at the same time.
I rock.
One was disbelief.
I JUST HAD SEX! HOLY SWEET MOTHER FAUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST HAD SEX!.
One was anger. Or, at least the amount of anger that Fluttershy could bring about.
Oh... So she was behind me the whole time? But... That wasn't very nice. That was actually quite... Naughty.
In the and, it all added up to one feeling. I did it. I did it. She did it. She was just as perfect as I imagined her.

"I am so happy... I think I could die now."

"Ehm, Sweetie... Please don't die here. It would be a real pain to get rid of the body."

Fluttershys eyes grew to the size of teapots, and she started to breathe heavily. Adagio grabbed her shoulders and turned her around to give her girlfriend a reassuring hug. "I'm kidding. Sweetie, I'm just kidding. I know exactly who I would call to get rid of the body, so don't you worry about that." Without giving Fluttershy a chance to react, she continued "So, Sweetie... how was I?"

Once again, Fluttershy's emotions had different things to say.
You were like strawberry icecream and chocolate milk combined with cherry jam!
Babe... You were groovy, like a Jimi Hendrake-single.
You rock.
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS!
It was slightly naughty of you to sneak up on me like that... I loved it.

And in the end, that was the conclusion. To feel this...good, this confident everytime of the day... Is this how Dagi feels all of the time?

"Dagi... you were great. It was everything I dreamed of."

"And perhaps a little further than that, I guess?"

Fluttershy blushed. It was, as it appeared, easier to do naughty stuff than thinking about them for some reason. And knowing that action spoke louder than words, she decided to show Adagio how much she liked it, by pulling her in for a kiss. However, as she did so, she lost her balance. Sweaty stockings does that to a certain type of hard wood floor, and suddenly, Adagio and Fluttershy found themselves in a messy heap on the floor.

Adagio found herself first. "Well, Sweetie, I am flattered that you want me so much... But please, try to be gentle with me."
Fluttershy blushed again, but only slightly. Instead, she decided to work with what she had. She began to stroke Adagio's hair and kissed her. Her first after-sex kiss. The warm feeling in her belly returned and started to grow. She closed her eyes and simply enjoyed the moment. The taste of Adagios lips, how soft her hair was, the feeling of another persons naked skin against her own... Fluttershy's mind replayed short flashbacks from other similar and yet totally different moments. How she and Rainbow, as eight year old girls kissed behind the school, playing house. How she and Bulk would hold hands on the way home. Eleven years old and "together " as in sharing pens and sitting together at lunch. The feeling of his hand in hers... And of course, the feeling of having not one, but six new best friends and the accompanying feeling of being safe and sound... All those moments had been steps on the way to this. This was perfection. They were lovers, yet friends, wild and crazy, yet safe. They were as intimate as two people could be and she totally trusted Adagio not to hurt her.
She spread her legs absentmindedly and felt Adagios body press against her coochie. Mmmm.... That felt really nice. There was this thing she read about, perhaps they could try...

And then she opened her eyes. Adagio looked at her with eyes that said "go on, Sweetie...I like what you're thinking". That made Fluttershy felt like being caught shoplifting, and her primal senses took over again.
Even more blushing, and stammering, Fluttershy scrambled herself up from the floor. As she stood up, she couldn't help looking at her girlfriend. She half-sat on the floor, wearing her trademark smirk. Here I go again. Fluttershy sighed. I build up something and... She just looks at me. And I loose it.

That's the point where this story might have ended. However, Fluttershy still had her eyes locked on her girlfriend, and in that moment, everything changed. It was as she saw her for the first time. Adagio wore purple stockings, supported by a garter belt, but no panties. She did however wear a black bra with a little window in the front. But her clothes was not the important part. She was also laying on the floor in a pretty messy way, far from her normal controlled appearance. In that moment, she looked a slightly bit -this was Adagio after all but still-, vulnerable. But that brief moment was enough. This was her meek and mild little sweet Adagio she had imagined the other thay when she had been pretending. And she was Fluttershy, the most powerful girl in the world! The image had lasted for but a moment, but the idea had already struck her and it had not passed on. It stayed, it grew. Because this idea was something that had been inside her for sometime, biding its time and waiting for the right moment.

The simple urge for revenge.

Now, Fluttershy had allowed Adagio to do whatever she wanted with her, and she had enjoyed her girlfriends doings very much. She asked for it, got it, and felt perfectly happy. However, there was always that small voice, almost always too quiet, but still there everytime, asking for pay-back. Not much, and no great and mind-crushing humiliation. Only to just once, just once give Adagio a bit of her own medicine, not to be evil or make her sad... Just because she wanted to feel how it was. To really be Adagio. To show that she had what it took to be together with the ruler of the world. The plan grew, took a more solid form, and suddenly she knew exactly what she should do. All she had to do was to dare.

No...no, I can't.

Yes I can.

No.

YES! I can. I just did.

...Yeah. I did.

Ok, I'll do it. If anyone could take it, it's her.

Sure it is. She will love it. Trust me.

Adagio was trying to get up from the floor, when she found Fluttershy's foot on her stomach. "And where do you think YOU are going?"

"I'm trying to stand up, Sweetie."

"Yes, you might think so... But no."

"No?" Adagio sounded genuinely surpriced and a bit confused.

"No. You have been a very very NAUGHTY girl, Adagio Dazzle. Very naughty indeed. It is not very nice to sneak up on people like that."

Adagio should have been used to stranger situations, but this was weird. She did feel a slight warmth in her body when Fluttershy acted so assertive, but... Why this reaction? Fluttershy had given her exclusive permission to do whatever she wanted to do with her, and to be upset now... This was ridicolous. "Well, I'm sorry sweetie, but you did say that..."

"Ah ah ah... No excuses. You are going to apologize."

Adagio raised a sceptical eyebrow. Apologise? Really? "Ok, sweetie, just to make you happy. I am sorry."

Fluttershy giggled and took one step closer to Adagio. She bent down, so thet their faces were barely an inch apart, and she spoke with a low voice, just like Adagio.
"Silly Dagi, not to me. I loved everything. No. It's my coochie snorcher, Dagi. She's really hurt. She's crying, Dagi."

Fluttershy rose up, took another step closer and then she had Adagios face almost right between her legs. She spread them a bit more, pulled her panties aside and began to play with herself with one single finger. "Can't you see, Dagi? She's wet from all the tears she cried. She was really scared there. You have to kiss her, Dagi. You have to kiss all her tears away to make her happy again."

All of Adagios confusion was gone in a second, and she filled her voice with the right combination of mock regret and passion. "Oh, I am so SO sorry, Sweetie. We can't let your little coochie be sad, no no nooo. Let your Dagi kiss away aaall the pain."

And then, she placed her hands on Fluttershy's butt and began to kiss. She kissed the top. She kissed the sides. She kissed the labias from top to bottom. She placed her tongue right into Fluttershy's vagina, tasting her in long, elaborate licks. And then back to kissing again, following a simple but effective pattern. Fluttershy began to pant. "Oh yes...Yes Dagi...Kiss me... Kiss me more...Mmmmhhh".

For a moment they had to break the contact, as Fluttershy took a step back to lean against the window for support. Adagio took the moment to pull down Fluttershy's panties to get a better acess to her target. And Fluttershy's assertiveness grew. She put one hand on Adagios head, and played with her hair as Adagio resumed her position. Her tongue was eager to get back in between her girlfriends legs.

The lovely taste of woman. In all her years of feeding of emotions, this was the only taste she really enjoyed and couldn't be without. Fluttershy tasted mostly sweet, the slight pinch of salt was so brief it was almost like drinking pure mango juice. She kept licking, trying to savior every drop. Every little thing that was Fluttershy, she wanted. And Fluttershy was on cloud #9.

"Mmm... mmm...Yes Dagi... Apologize more... Taste my forgiveness...Mmmm...aaah..."

For minutes, that was all. No change of position, only Adagio licking her Girlfriend with everything she had, and Fluttershy a panting mess, one hand in Adagios hair and the other one not sure what to do, but it didn't matter.

But Adagio decided to change things a bit. She rose, and silenced an eventual protest from Fluttershy with a deep kiss. Then she put her hands on Fluttershy's butt and lifted her gently, not breaking the kiss. And slowly, she laid her down on the bed, and lay herself on top. Still not breaking the kiss, she managed to sneak two fingers in between Fluttershy's legs. Fluttershy screamed through the kiss, and threw her head back with her eyes closed.
"Ah...AAh... Oh you're so good Dagi. You're so good. Kiss me...Don't stop...Kiss me forever...mmmyes..."

Adagio traced kisses all the way round Fluttershy's neck, she even nibbled her ear a bit. But she wanted to get back to the taste, and slowly she kissed her way down. Neck, shoulders, breats... Nipples... Ah, yes... Nipples. Belly, thighs... Hands everywhere, flowing like oil in a pan.

And then she was back at her girlfriends coochie, perhaps even more wet and ready for her than before. Adagio dived in and let her buds be owerwhelmed by the taste. Fluttershy didn't say anything, but her breath got more irregular, and her body tensed and realaxed in short intervals.

"...AH! ....mmmm....AaAH! ...mmmmm."

Adagio knew the signs, Fluttershy was getting closer. However, she was getting a bit of a cramp in her jaw. She considered a switch to fingers... but the taste... no, she didn't want to loose the taste. Instead, she concentrated all her actions to Fluttershy's rosebud. She had kissed it briefly, just to tease. But now, she went for the deathblow. Fluttershy was going to come so hard that she couldn't lay still any more.

"AH! AH FAUST! AH! AH! Oh Dagi...DAGI! YES! YES!"

Which she didn't. Fluttershy twisted and turned like she was on fire, she didn't hold back anything. She put her whole strength in her hands, pressing Adagios head into her crotch.

"Ah yes! YES!! Dagi...Dagi, yes!! Kiss me! Love me! Worship me! Ungh...ah...Ah!"

Adagios tongue kept working. It hurt quite a bit, but she didn't want to slow down. Not now. This was to good to stop. She was getting out of breath as well, but she was so in the moment that she hardly noticed it. And for the second time tonight, Fluttershy was ready to explode. As Fluttershy tensed up, she tried to push Adagio away, but Adagio pressed on, keeping up her pace until there was nothing left of Fluttershy.

"AAH! AAAH! ....ah...oh Faust...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHhhhhh....Aaaaangh....Oh good grief..."

Then, they lay silent for a while. Adagio sneaked up so she lay next to her girlfriend, and put her arms around her. Fluttershy looked like she had passed out, but when Adagio kissed her on the nose, she opened her eyes halfway.

"...Dagi...?"

"Yes?"

"I did it, didn't I?"

Adagio smiled. "Yes Sweetie. You sure did. You sure did."

Fluttershy thoughts were floating. For the second time, they lay on a bed, Adagios hands around her. But this time, she had no urge to run. in fact, she never wanted to leave the bed. There would be a morning, yes... But that was far away. She was slowly dozing of, when she realized something.

"Dagi...I never got to touch your coochie snorcher. I'm sorry..."

"Oh Sweetie..." She kissed Fluttershy on her cheek. "It's ok. Tonight was all about you. There will always be next time."

"Oh... Oh yes... And the time after that and the time after that and... Oh, uhm... Sorry."

Fluttershy blushed. The thought of having sex regularly with Adagio did excite her... But it also made her a bit uncomfortable. It was still a difference between thinking and doing. Adagio rolled her eyes, but instead of a smirk, her face had a warm smile. She patted Fluttershy's belly.

"Oh, Sweetie... My sweet, sweet Fluttershy. Do me a favor, will you?"

"Yes Dagi...?"

"Please, never stop being adorable, ok?"

Author's Note

This is not the end. There will be some sort of epilogue. Huge thanks again to Eyeswirl the weirded for much needed feed-back and criticism. What a guy.

Epilogue: I thought I could.

Five weeks later.

Monday morning. Fluttershy sat at the bench again. It was slightly cloudy, but it looked like it would be a nice day. No cat in the bush, otherwise things were as they usually were. Fluttershy didn't really care about her environment right now anyway. She was feeling at peace, she ate from a bag of jellybeans and let her mind wander.

She thought about her last weeks with Adagio. When kids discover new toys they want to play with them all the time, and Fluttershy was no exception. Not every day of course. But when it just happened to be so, that on her way home from the animal shelter she always passed by Adagios house anyway, and since she was already there, she could just as well go inside and stay ... A couple of hours. Or, when she wanted to take a walk through the woods, she usually gave Adagio a call, and she never refused. There was this special glade where the grass was softer and the trees gave privacy and seclusion. It had witnessed many an orgasm over the weeks.
And since they had that long lunchbreak on thursdays, the least they could do was to use it wisely. There was this dark hallway, where Sunset Shimmer used to drag her to... Well, that was water under the bridge, and it was way more fun to be there now. Back in the day she had been wondering if it was soundproof or something since no one came to her rescue. Apparently it was, since no one came when she... uhm...

And with Adagio being a naughty girl most of the time, she simple had to show her that her actions had consequenses. A siren reformer could never slack up on her duties! Besides, she never got tired of Adagio using her tongue when she apologized....

Ok, Even if it technically wasn't every day it was pretty damn close.

It was at this point in her morning routines that Adagio came up to the bench and sat down next to her. She put her arm around her girlfriend, gave Fluttershy a kiss and smiled her most mischievous smile. "Sweetie... I have a feeling I need to apologize later... I'm a really bad girl today."

Fluttershy did her best to smile back, but she still couldn't hold back a blush. "A - Alright... what have you d-done?"

"Oh, well... It's not really about what I have done, Sweetie." She leaned closer and licked Fluttershy in her ear and whispered. "It's more what I am going to do.

"O-oh...um... That’s not very nice...I thought we agreed that you should stop... It's very bad, Dagi."

Adagios smiled got wider. "That depends on what you mean by 'bad', sweetie. I have bought candy that I want you to try. "
Adagio held up a bag filled with golden-yellow candy. "Go on, try. No need to be shy. I can have one first if you are nervous." Adagio took a piece of candy, slowly placed it on her tongue and let it roll around her mouth. "Mmmm....delishiush...Try one!" Fluttershy hesitantly took one in her mouth. It was a strange taste, but kind of sweet. A bit tangy, but not bad at all. But she had no idea what it actually tasted like.
"Like them? " Adagio swallowed her own and instantly took another one. "I love them. I have them all the time. The tashste... it remindsh me..."
Adagio got a dreamy look in her eyes. She was quiet for such a long time that Fluttershy had to stroke her arm for over a minute to get her attention again. Adagio winced, and looked at her.
"What?"
"Um... that taste...you were saying..."
"Ah... oh yes. It reminds me of something I can’t be without. Sometimes I just have to have it right that instant...and I can’t. I want it so bad, it's driving me mad, it's driving me mad... But now, I just have a piece of this candy...I let it melt on the tip of my tongue... Lick the little buggers until they give away all their sweet yummyness to me, and instantly I have my 'fix'. Do you know what it taste like? "
Fluttershy shook her head. Adagio looked her deep in her eyes, and said slowly "It tastes like you..." She made a pregnant pause. "Or perhaps I should say ...your's..."
Fluttershy was confused. Mine? Mine what? She looked at Adagio. She had the candy on the tip of her tongue, licking it just like...

My...My. Mine... Mine! She says..it taste just like my...co-co-co...

"EEEP!"

And the she passed out in Adagios lap. Adagio patted her girlfriends head.
"Still got it."
Even when passed out, Fluttershy had a small but clear scowl on her face. Adagio smiled, both at the cute sight and the thought of what was to come later. She is sooo going to make me pay for that.
Adagio took another piece of candy, put it in her mouth, closed her eyes, leaned her head back and sighed happily.
"And it was tooootally worth it. "

The End

Author's Note

And there, we have reached the end. Some of Status Que has been moved, some have not. In the end, all I can hope for is that you enjoyed the story, and if you didn't...this was Five score divided by four.

Thanks to my proof[musicman722]readers](https://www.fimfiction.net/user/musicman722), the artist who kindly gave me permission to use the coverpic and the author of the original for giving us the best shipping story ever. Yes, really.

Until next time: I regret nothing! And you will know me by the trail of dead jelly beans.

Oh, and this has absolutely nothing to do with anything, just... THE TITLE!
The pony engine.

Silly intermission.

The moment Fluttershy stepped inside the house, two heads peaked out from a nearby bush.

Rainbow Dash was one of them, and she sighed. “Well…that’s it, I guess.”

Pinkie Pie, the other head, looked confused. “What?”

“Let me tell you, Pinkie…this stinks.”

“Oh…sorry!”

Rainbow rolled her eyes. “Not YOU! THEM! Fluttershy! Adagio! Alone!”

Pinkie looked even more confused. “What’s wrong with that?”

Rainbow sighed. “I can see what’s happening.”

“What?”

“And they don’t have a clue.”

“Who?”

“They will have sex, and here’s the bottom line…out trio’s down to two.”

“Oh. But…why do you think…”

“The sweet caress of Twilight, and magic everywhere and, even with the fact that we’re talking about Adagio, it’s a pretty romantic atmosphere… so disaster’s in the air…

Pinkie’s eyes grew big as teapots. “So you mean that…”

“Yes… if they will have sex tonight…it can be assumed…”

Pinkie Pie's voice was shaky when she spoke.

“Her days as one of us… the virgins at CHS is history…”

And then both of them sang the last words together. “In short, we’re lame and doomed!”

Author's Note

Sometimes, I'm just stupid. This little thing is just here because for some reason, this story didn't show up on the front page as updated. Think of it as the scene with the gatekeeper in Macbeth.

Now, if you really don't like it and want me to remove it, please let me know.