John... My name. I used the powers of retardia to transport myself to Equestria. I shall make chaos and possible steal a lot of shit.

I wake up in a forest, in a distance I see a little cottage or hut with animals around it. I use the backpack of No Bottom to get a mask a spray can. I run to the cottage and started to spray paint a penis on the front door. I then go inside because the door didn't have a lock on it, I go into the bed room of the place. I look every where to find anything good. I look under the bed to see lots of magazines with the title "Playpony". I back away in disgust, who ever lived here is a massive pervert of lives with a pervert.

i got to the kitchen and take the food that was there, i saw some soda, alcoholic cider, and some boxes of chocolate popcicles. I look out of the window to see a yellow pegasus with pink hair walking here. In my mind I have two options, spray paint a penis on the fridge and cabinets then jump out the back window or hid in a closet with a camera to get embarrassing footage to ruin this pony's life. I think for about five seconds before doing anythink.

After five seconds i chose to do both, I quickly spray painted a penis on the fridge and cabinets then hide in the bedroom closet. I waited for about a minute, I hear the door open then close. I hear a voice. "Wow, finally somepony is brave enough to vadilise a a pony's home... didn't think It would be mine though. Oh no my porn stash!!!" The voice yelled.

I take a camera out and peeked out the closet, i see the yellow pegasus form before looking under her bed for the porn. She sighs in relief to see her porn safely under her bed.

It was dark in the closet, so i took out a flashlight. I see the name "Fluttershy" on the wall. Must be the pegasus's name. I take out a camera stand and placed it to look at the bed. I take out a teleportation device to get the hellout of there. Before i did i took out a identity scanner. I scanned her and read the description.

Fluttershy the innocent and cute yellow pegasus of ponyville. Age: 19

I teleport out of there, after being outside i started to smell something weird coming of my clothes. I take a quick sniff to smell something disgusting. I take off my shirt to go wash in a pond or lake. I found a small river close by. I take out my phone that had free wifi to look at the footage the camera he set up got.

I start the live footage to see... Fluttershy masturbating to her porn, HOW AND WHY. It lookes like the pony doesnt have a vagina and is still somehow masturbating. I look away for about ten seconds before hearing a glopping sound. I look back to see some think horrifying, the room. THE ENTIRE FUCKING ROOM COVER IN CUM. What the fuck, on the floor, the porn mag was open. The page it was on was a pony licking cum. The pony looked like a pony version of one of those big booty bukake bitches... holy fuck dont google that.

I clear my search history on my phone and washed my shirt. I see a town in a distance, i start running to it. I dont know how she didnt notice the penis on her door and fridge...

Im at the town, I see a giant ass tree castle. Don't know how i didnt see that. It was getting dark, I had to find a place to sleep at. I see a light coming from one of the houses. I look inside to see a pony blindfolded and ropedbinded while making out with another one with a strap on cock. I take out my scanner to their identity.

Lyra and BonBon. The only known lesbians of ponyville. Lyra: wants to have hands or be human. BonBon: She is into Fifty Shades of Grey type of shit...Kinky as Kinky Pinkie.

I think im going to regret going here but what ever. I take out my phone to see a notification on another camera. I go to it and find out it was Lyra and BonBon's. "I wonder what kind if innocent things thecoild be doing during the day?" sarcasm obviously. The video showed BonBon talking to Lyra.

"You have to fuck me Lyra, You have to fuck me." BonBon sitting on here bed spread eagle. "Okay but maybe you can use the strap on this time. I wanna know what it feels like to be fucked by a big thick 12 inch cock." Lyra was also holding rope, a blindfold, a butt blug, and a gag ball. "Oh we're not using the strap on. I asked Twilight for a spell that can give a mare a dick." She then took out a piece of paper with the spell on it. Lyra started to read it, she then tried it. BonBon suddenly grew a 12 cock out of nowhere. It was disturbing but i couldnt stop watch, its like how i feel when watching Boku No Pico or Pain Olympics... Oh dear fuck nuggets dont google any of those.

BonBon putted on a black condom on the cock she grew...wait that wasn't a strap on...so a lesbian and a futanari. SHe the started to penetrate Lyras asshole. The screen then goes blank, all i could here were loud moaning sounds. Dear God.

I stop the video to find a place to sleep. I find a barn next to a apple farm.... I look inside to find a comfy spot of hay. I go inside and went to sleep. Im probably going to have nightnares.

Author's Note

Cumpletely random like wow...