Really, That's Your Name?

by Awesomo3000

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 170

Twilight realises how utterly stupid pony names sound when you say them out loud.

On the opening night of the Grand Galloping Gala, Twilight is once again Celestia's commissionaire for the evening, welcoming all the guests who arrive at this wondrous event.

It isn't until she begins reading the guests' names off her list that she starts to realise that when you say them aloud, pony names actually sound really…

…dumb.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-09 19:19:36 UTC

Really, That's Your Name?

Lemon Tree

Cinnamon Breeze

Midnight Blade

Frozen Fever

Scarlet Fruit

Honey Bunny (Oh, yeah, would hate to offend the guy whose name is literally...)

Flower Lightning

Blazewing

Mango Chutney

Toilet Brush

Lily Hat

Mountain Dew

Green Grape

Cheery Face

Ruby Glow

Clip Cloppington (Really, dude? That's your name?)

Buttercup Twirl

Prench Toast

High Class

Lovely Blossom

Shyamallama Ding Dong

Dangleberry (Goddammit!)

Glitter Glue

Michael Bray (Jar Jar Boinks? Ugh.)

Blazer Laser

Iron Lung

Haybacon Strips

Shrimp Stew

Louis Seekhay

Feathermoon

Comet Strike

Purple Nurple

Stuffed Shirt

Baron von Buck

Leethul Wehpun

Hard-boiled Egg

Marshmallow Petals

Throaty Cough

Sweeney Todd

Cheese Ravioli

Serene Cream

Charmander

Lucky Charms

Billinted

Cherry Daze

Spring Dance

Komato Tetchup

Snuggle Baby

Cutie Pie (I'm Pinkie's aunt!)

Star Sprinkles

Frilly Fabric

Brass Monocle

Skeletor

Motherly Touch

Fallout

Fallout Two

Fallout New Vegas

Chocolate Spice

Squidgy Buns (SERIOUSLY?!)

Gamer Thrones

Dainty Prancer (This coming from a guy called... Neil Patrick Harris)

Twinkly Sky

Fruity Loops

Triple Eych

Captain Crunch

and finally, Twilight Sparkall.