You have no idea.

by Nocturnal Wolf

Dark Humor Part 1

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Adagio walked towards the lunch rooms with Sonota and Aria at her sides. The titan rings failed to make them sing again, but it let hem feed off the negative energy. However the rings were designed for someone else and they felt like they we're wearing a costume they couldn't get out of.

"It's taco tuesday!" Sonota screeched in glee.

"Calm down Sonota we have it like, at least ounce a week," Arian said while rolling her eyes.

"This time we get to eat it with some people who don't hate us." Sonota pointed out.

The three sirens walked to the cafeteria. They had the honor of having the pick of the kid since they had first lunch. When they opened the lunch doors Adagio was slightly disappointed to not see any titans there.

"Guess we don't get that luxeraly Sonota," Adagio said.

The three of them all walked to the lunch line. They grabbed their food and sat at their table. Hey pretended not to notice the angry glares that came from the students around them.

"Awww I really wanted to eat lunch with someone who didn't hate us." Sonota complained.

"Stop complaining Sonota," Aria said. Sonota stopped talking and stared into her taco. "Me too," Aria added after a minute.

The cafeteria doors opened and in walked Sunset Shimmer with Magnus, Merlin, and Dusk behind her. The group separated as soon as they walked in. Sunset Shimmer walked over to the rest of the rainboomd. The two illusions walked off and joined the other illusions. Dusk however grabbed his tray full of taco's and began to scan the room. Most of the kids at CHS would have gladly offered him a spot to sit, but Dusk and the rest of the titans had an aura that made feel people on edge with chills up their spines every time they were near.

Adagio stood up. "Come on girls," she said. Sonota and Aria both followed her and quickly noticed Dusks presence. That Sunset Shimmer and Rarity beat them to him though. Adagio slowly quickened her pace as did Aria and Sonota.

"Would you like to sit with us?" Sunset Shimmer asked.

"Yes we would love to have you company," Rarity added.

Did she like him? Looked like that way to Adagio. Good.

"Sorry, but he's with us," Adagio said. The three of them turned around. Dusk smiled at them while Rarity and Sunset Shimmer both looked back and forth between them and Dusk. Their faces slowly showed realization.

"Come on Dusk, these two would just bore you," Aria said.

"Would they?" Dusk asked while walking towards them.

Half a minute later they all sat at the dazzlings table. The glares the kids at CHS were giving them all stopped. In fact many were too scared to look at them. All except two annoying kids. The whole lunch room watched as Snips and Snails walked towards the dazzlings table. Some looked at them like they were either really crazy or stupid with the former being true.

Do they not see Dusk sitting here as their guardian? Adagio thought. Dusk was a big guy who stood at 6'2 and was lean.

"Well well well, looks who decided to show their faces again," Snips said.

"Never thought we would see them again," Snails added.

Aria, Sonota, and Adagio all smirked at each other as their rings flashed red.

"I guess they had to come back here since everywhere else would probably thought they're too u-" Snips started, but was cut off by Dusk punching him in the gut. Snips toppled over while Snails jumped to his friends defense.

"Hey leave my friend alone," he said while holding up his fists.

"Your next you little S***," Dusk growled as he slammed Snips into he ground by his throat. Snails realized what he meant a second to late as Dusk finished him with a round house kick. Snails yelped as a few teeth got knocked, followed by a trail of blood. He didn't get a chance to recover as Dusk grabbed him by the legs and slammed him to the ground. Snips finally getting up almost shrieked as Dusk turned onto him like a leopard. He right hooked him while wrapping his arm around his neck. Adagio turned as she knew what would happen next, but turning away didn't stop the sound orbthe cry of pain as Dusk rammed Snips head into his upcoming knee. After that Snips and Snails ran for their lives. Or stumbled, they had to help each other out. The whole confrontation lasted around fifteen seconds.

Adagio, Aria, and Sonota all smiled at each other as they observed the negative energy coming from the three boys. They could only gather less than they could with their pendants, but since it was coming from Dusk it felt like a feast compared to all those long years.

Dusk wasn't finished, the entire cafeteria saw heat went down and how fast he could move. Many showed signs of fear. And were emmiting negative energy.

"Lets get something straight here. These three are part of my gang. If anybody tries to attack them, they are welcome to try. I however will be waiting to kick that lucky persons face it, got it!" he announced to the student body. When nobody said anything he grinned. "Thats what I tought," he said while walking away.

After he finished he walked back to their table. Adagio couldn't help but notice he rainbooms having mixed emotions about what just went down. That Rainbow Dash looked like she was stuck between respecting him for standing up for the dazzling in front of he CHS body, or condemning him for doing it the most brutal way possible.

"Damn, did you have to go all out?" Adagio asked while sitting a little to close to Disks right. She had to admit, she got slightly aroused when he went and became brutal to whoever stood against them. She was even more aroused when he wrapped his arm around er and pulled her closer.

"Who said I was going all out?" he asked.

That sent a satisfying chill down her spine.

"So where are the rest of them?" Sonota asked.

"They went straight to class. Since I never went to this school before I was offered  a tour. I never liked school so I accepted. If I know it would be shimmer giving the tour I would have chosen class," Dusk said.

"Oh yeah, what is your deal with Shimmer? You could see the negative energy coming from you when your near her." Aria said.

"Lets just say that she's a back stabber and the reason why there is only seven of us instead of twelve," Dusk said.

"I heard you were never even here," Adagio said into his ear.

"Thats true. I left Noctis in charge here while I went to acquire our ninjas. It seemed like a good place to leave them. He whole place was a gold mine for the energy we needed. Then they found Sunset Shimmer. So while they stuck around here. While I uh. Took care of the little doppelganger." Dusk said. They all went silent then nodded.

Several minutes later the lunch bell rang. "Lets go, I have a free period until lunch is over," Dusk said.

"For realzies? Us too," Sonota exclaimed.

"Good, we can hang out until I have to go to gym," Dusk said.

Now Adagio had to laugh. "Why you three have smug looks?" Dusk asked.

"For realzies? Us too," Sonota echoed.

"Deja Vu," Dusk uttered.

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