NOT FLYING THIS TIME

by MissQQEE9

Rating: everyone
Tags: Science Fiction, Random, Comedy
Length: 1110

It will be full of pony-

It will be full of pony [spoiler]THINGS[/spoiler]

BE READY!!

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- Please so not take this book for real, first off the name is weird. It's an inside joke with one of my friends. Secondly, THIS IS ALLL FOR FUNZ! [/size]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-12 03:14:33 UTC

QUOTES - 6

Lord Tirek: Give my regards to Cerberus.

Discord: You meant our will, didn't you?

Lord Tirek: Of course. Here, I want you to have something. This was given to me by someone very close to me. I give it to you as a sign of my gratitude and loyalty.

Discord: Oh, my! I do love a good accessory. I suppose that's Rarity's influence.

[There's a stained glass window of Tirek holding a sword and Discord riding on his back holding a sandwich which is being sliced by Tirek's sword]

Lord Tirek: [laughs] Amusing. But we have no time for such things. With the princesses out of the way, we can now– [sees a stained glass illustration of Twilight Sparkle] [shouting] Is this meant to be humorous?!

Discord: Oh, no, I haven't touched that one yet.

Lord Tirek: There's a fourth? And you did not tell me this?!

Discord: I just needed some assurance that you truly considered this a team effort. And now I have it.

Lord Tirek: Then where can we find this fourth princess? Where is her castle?

Discord: Castle? [laughs] No, Princess Twilight lives above a library in Ponyville. Castle? [laughs]

Lord Tirek: Not for much longer.

FACTS - 1

Ponies are small horses.

FACTS - 2

Ponies have thicker manes and tails than horses.

FACTS - 3

They also have proportionally shorter legs, thicker necks and shorter heads.

FACTS - 4

Well trained ponies are good for children while they are learning to ride.

FACTS - 5

As well as for riding, ponies are used in driving and working roles.

FACTS - 6

Young ponies are called foals.

^^ COOL YEAH!

FACTS - 7

Shetland ponies are small but very strong.

^^ JUST LIKE MLP ponies.....

FACTS - 8

Pound for pound, ponies are stronger than horses.

^^ GO PONIES!!

FACTS - 9

Miniature horses are even smaller than ponies.

FACTS - 11

Ponies are easy to look after, requiring half the food that a horse would if it was the same weight.

BETTER THAN HORSES!!! AM I RIGHT???

QUOTES - 2

Pinkie Pie: Isn’t this exciting? Are you excited? ’Cause I’m excited, I’ve never been so excited, well, except for the time that I saw you walking into town and I went — [gasps] But I mean, really, who can top that?

QUOTES - 4

[Pinkie Pie sneaks up to Applejack at a cherry farm, trying to interrogate her]

Pinkie Pie: Have you ever had a Cherrychanga? Ooh! Sorry, that was a question.

Applejack: That kind of question is fine, Pinkie. No, I-I never had a cherrychanga.

Pinkie Pie: Well no wonder, because I made it up myself! A Cherrychanga is mashed up cherries in a tortilla that's deep fried! Cherrychanga! Great name, huh? Oh, but maybe I should call it a Chimmicherry! Ooh, that's good too. Which do you think sounds better? Cherrychanga or Chimmicherry? Or what if I combine them? Chimmi-cherry-changa! What sounds the funniest?

Pinkie Pie: [continues tailing Applejack] I like funny words! One of my favorite funny words is "kumquat"! I didn't make that one up. I would work in a kumquat orchard just so I could say kumquat all day! Kumquat, kumquat, kumquat! And "pickle barrel"! Isn't that just the funnest thing to say? Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Pickle barrel! Say it with me! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Pickle-barrel-kumquat! Chimmi-cherry-changa! [Keeps talking]

Applejack: Nooooooo! Make it stop! Make it stop!

PICTURE CAPS - 1

right??

QUOTES - 1

Twinkleshine: There you are, Twilight! Moondancer is having a little get-together in the west castle courtyard, you want to come?

Twilight Sparkle: Oh, sorry, girls...I got a lot of studying to catch up on. [she rushes off]

Twinkleshine: [to Lemon Hearts] Does that pony do anything except study? I think, she’s more interested in books, than friends.

QUOTES - 3

Princess Celestia: Twilight Sparkle, my faithful student. I knew you could do it.

Twilight Sparkle: But...you told me it was all an old pony tale.

Princess Celestia: I told you that you needed to make some friends, nothing more. I saw the signs of Nightmare Moon’s return, and I knew it was you who had the magic inside to defeat her. But you could not unleash it until you let true friendship into your heart.

[Twilight smiles at her friends.]

Princess Celestia: Now if only another will as well.

[Reveal that Nightmare Moon has transformed back into Luna.]

Princess Celestia: Princess Luna.

[Luna wakes up and gasps.]

Princess Celestia: It has been a thousand years since I have seen you like this. Time to put our differences behind us. We were meant to rule together, little sister.

Twilight Sparkle/Rainbow Dash: Sister?

Princess Celestia: Will you accept my friendship?

[Long pause.]

Princess Luna: I’m so sorry! I missed you so much, big sister.

Princess Celestia: I’ve missed you too.

QUOTES - 5

Fluttershy: Oh, Rainbow Dash, I just can't do it! I can't fly!

Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about? Just last week, you went into that wicked nosedive to save a falling baby bird right before it hit the ground.

Fluttershy: But that was different! That was an emergency, but this whole tornado thing, it's more like a performance. And you know how I hate performing in front of others. Don't you remember Flight Camp? I couldn't gallop hard or fly fast. Not with everypony looking at me.

Rainbow Dash: It wasn't that bad.

Fluttershy: You're right. It wasn't bad. It was horrible! [Fluttershy flash backs to practicing in Flight Camp, with her wings locking up after the coach nudges her off the cloud platform. She crash-lands into the clouds below] All the other foals used to tease me... a lot!

Foals: Fluttershy! Fluttershy! Fluttershy can hardly fly!

Fluttershy: [flashback ends] I just can't risk that sort of humiliation again!

Rainbow Dash: Suck it up, Fluttershy! This is no time for- I mean, confidence or no confidence, I'm going to need every pegasus to practice in order to break the record, including you. I'm gonna need all the wingpower I can get.

Fluttershy: [sadly] I don't think so, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: [disappointed] Thanks anyway.

Fluttershy: Wait! I'll do it.

Rainbow Dash: [perks up excitedly] You will?

Fluttershy: I will.

Rainbow Dash: You're game?

Fluttershy: I'm game.

Rainbow Dash: [scooping Fluttershy up in a hug] All right!

HI

I am not a full on pony lover but here goes nothing!!!

FACTS - 10

Hackney ponies were first bred to pull carriages.

^^ SAD I KNOW....

Luckily MLP ponies don't do that.