The Butter's PerpectiveView OnlineThey call me SkyThe Butter's Perpective“Good job guys!” Adam stated. He and his friends just finished recording their Minecraft recording session. It wasn't long until Adam just again realizes how hard it is to record as a youtuber. Everyone thinks it’s easier than what they think, but it takes about a 1000 edits in one video. Also it wasn't normal that Gizzy, Bashur, Tyler and Bodil decided to roam around the Minecraft prison in their custom pony skins, usually they just quit out of the game and start editing, but today was a little different. “Hey Adam, remember when I told you we can make our new my little pony series? Well I think I meant that.” Gizzy said, getting a big laugh from the group. “Good thing I recorded that!” Tyler said, getting another big laugh and an irritated look from Gizzy. “Just kidding bro!” Tyler then let out the truth. “Oh thank god! I thought I would’ve got tweets from fans by now!” Gizzy commented. All of a sudden, the five’s recording rooms shakened. “Woah, was it me or was there an earthquake?” Adam asked. “Yeah, I got that too.” Bash spoke up. Then out of nowhere, the shake got bigger. The five’s room had now a wormhole. Sucking them in along with their PCs. Their Minecraft characters can also be partly seen, their avatars getting sucked into a black hole too. The five screamed for their lives, when they can't hold it, it was too late. Now the room only lost their computer sets. The glorious sun of Celestia now awoke the princess of friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The alicorn rose from her bed, and now walking to the hallway and to the balcony so she can get some fresh air. The dual door knobs then glowed, after the two doors opened as Twilight walks out from the dark castle, seeing the sun she yawned. The birds chirped. The wind ran by. The sunlight rayed over Twilight. “Good morning Equestria!” She said, as the birds chirped and landed on Twilight’s hooves. CRASH!! AHHHH!! The forest then shook, the shockwave reached Twilight’s castle. Overheard, the birds flew away from the horrifying scream. “What was that?!” Twilight asked, turned tail and teleported to the front yard. The alicorn landed, and trotted closer to the menacing forest. A trail of rainbow ran by, the wind cleared as she saw Rainbow Dash just landed in front of Twilight. “Twi! You okay?” She asked. “Yeah I’m fine. The yell came from there!” Twilight pointed to the forest. Twilight’s friends then came to the scene, sprinting to the alicorn and the rainbow pegasus. “Twilight! Are ‘ya alright?!” Applejack asked. “Yes, I’m in good shape.” She replied. The bushes in front of them and the forest shook. They noticed and turned to the source. Rainbow Dash started to hover in her battle stance, Applejack in her gesture too and so does Twilight. Fluttershy and Rarity and huddling each other in fear as Pinkie was still bouncing. Then out of the bushes came five ponies. The first to come out was a gold skin stallion pegasus, with emo brown mane, matching it with his tail. On his face was black shades. On his neck was a purple amulet. He was wearing a grey and black jumpsuit with slacks on his flank. His cutie mark is an image of a butter. He was also wearing grey and black gloves. The second to come out is a green earth pony, wearing 3D glasses, wearing a ruined cyan shirt. His cutie mark was a watermelon. The third to come out was carrying a bunch of computers on his back, he was also buffed and a little tall. The sand-colored earth pony was wearing shades same as the gold one. His mane was black ruffed hair the same color with his tail. His eyes was emerald green. He was wearing a leather jacket, with a yellow-orange dotted tie. His cutie mark was an image of one pony jumping to a high ledge. The fourth one was a grey unicorn with brown hair, matched with his tail. Wearing see-through glasses, he was dressed in a black and red checkered polo. He had raw brown eyes. His cutie mark was a smiling potato. The fifth and final one to come out was a also a grey unicorn wearing a grey hoodie. His hair was the same as the sand-colored earth pony too matching his tail too. He had dark blue eyes. His cutie mark was an appearance of a stack of books. “Guys.. We barely survived from that black hole.” The gold one spoke. “Yeah I know.. Hey who are these guys?” The shaded earth pony pointed to the mane six. “Umm.. Hello.. Ponies? Do you know what nation and what place we are in?” The green one asked. “You're in Ponyville and in Equestria duh! Land of the free ponies! “ Rainbow said. “Ponyville? HAH! Sounds like a 5-year-old town!” The polo-wearing unicorn laughed, as Twilight rolled her eyes. “You stallions just came from the Everfree forest in good shape!” Rarity spoke up. “Everfree forest? Equestria? Adam..” The green one started. “WE’RE IN THE WORLD OF PONIES!!” The green pony yelled, as the yellow and the grey hoodie unicorn shouted no. “Heh, my apologies. My name’s Twilight Sparkle! Princess of friendship.” Twilight introduced. “Hello Ms. Sparkle. My name is-” The gold pegasus stopped. Thinking he tell his real name or his fake name. Sure he was in a world of ponies who had nouns for names, so they had to blend in. “Sky. My name’s Sky. My friends call me Adam.” Sky or Adam introduced, letting out a hoof, as Twilight and Sky shakes hooves. “I’m Bashur, that right there is Bodil.” Bashur pointed to Bodil, carrying the computers. “Hey.” He spoke. “That unicorn is MunchingBrotato, you can call him Tyler if you want.” Sky points. “Hey!!” Tyler yelled. “The other one right there is GizzyGazza.” Adam looked at him. “‘Sup.” Gizzy spoke up. “Hello ‘ta all of ‘ya’ll. Mah name’s Applejack. That right there is Rarity.” Applejack pointed to the white unicorn. “Salutations darlings!” Rarity said. “I’m Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in Equestria and coolest pegasus in Ponyville!” Dash boasted, as the mane five (except Fluttershy) groaned. “Hey! I’m Pinkie Pie! Funniest pony in town and awesome party planner ever! Wait, you ponies must be new to townthatmeansIneedtothrowyoustallionsaPARTAY!!” Pinkie said in one fast swift breath. “Is she always like that?” Tyler asked Twilight, getting a nod. “Who’s she behind Rarity?” Gizzy asked. “Oh! She’s Fluttershy. And yes, she’s shy. Her skills of an animal carer is up on the charts, so she’s used to almost any other animal except other ponies.” Twilight introduces her. A pink tail popped out of Rarity, then came the shy face of Fluttershy. “Come on Fluttershy! They look like they’re nice and cool!” Pinkie yelled, as the yellow pegasus finally stood up. “H-h-hi. I’m Flu-Flutter-Fluttershy.” The pegasus stuttered. “Good to see ‘ya Fluttershy!” Bodil said. “Don't be afraid Fluttershy, we also have a thing for animals ‘ya know?” Tyler said, as the mare perked up. “Really?” She asked. “Yeah! I even have my own dog back at home..” Adam paused, remembering he was already in a new world. “Adam?” Bashur asked the silent Sky. “How can we ever get back home in this state?” Sky asked back Bash. “I dunno. I guess we’ll have to wait it out.” Bash replied. “What do you guys mean?” Twilight chimed in. “It’s complicated.” Sky replied to the alicorn. “Anyway! Can we have a tour around town?” Gizzy asked. The mane six huddled together, debating if they deserve to have a tour if they tell the truth. But others went against it because it just made them sad. Now they came to a conclusion, Twilight walked out of the huddle and faced Sky. “Yes.” Author's Note Welcome to the new story. Will get full updates by few weeks. Inspired by Outta My Mind. Check it!
One Day and Two NightsView OnlineThey call me SkyOne Day and Two NightsOne Day and Two Nights The group followed the mane six's tour of Ponyville, his thoughts still stuck on some other things. Will this be his new life? Will be go back to his home world? Stupid cliché questions rang around his mind. He snapped back when they came to a stop over. "Welcom' to Sweet Apple Acres!" Applejack pointed. The stallions felt it was normal to see a small barn and farm with small amount of resources, but this farm to them was different. Tyler even tried to compare the farm to this. The reason why the stallions were astonished because they haven't seen a farm with that amount of apple orchards. "An' tis ain't no farm without the critters!" Applejack added. The group only roamed the farm and informed them of what they see, they sometimes even ask serious questions. Like who even planned to make this successful barn, or even how did they ever create this many apples. "... Any friend of Twilight is welcome to stay here for awhile." Applejack added. "Now that's one tour alright!" Bash cried, gaining attention of the cowpony. "Well, shall we do continue our tour?" Twilight asked, getting a from of yes from the stallions. They now came across the sight of a two story structure, Rarity immediately stepped up and gestured towards the building. "Now this my darlings, is Carousel Boutique!" Rarity introduced. "It is almost a sight of a Carousel. Heck, I'd let Mason ride it if it was what I think." Adam stated, only coming out with a laugh from his friends. The group entered the home, the stallions got a sight of the beautiful, pretty and every other good thing that can describe the unicorn's dresses. The stallions lit up their visions and fixed themselves at it. "These designs look outstanding Rarity!" Gizzy complimented, as the unicorn giggled. "Thank you Gizzy." Rarity said. "Even though it feels like these things look out of place for us or for me, still, it looks unimaginable. Honest." Adam stated, as Rarity felt the words he said. "Well I suppose we can tour around the house shall we?" Rarity said, as the group followed and passed by Sky. The gang got ahold of their sight among the other dresses, and then roamed around the bedroom. After short few minutes, the group left the Boutique and walked amongst the streets of Ponyville. Through numerous inns, shops, markets, stores and cottages it had, it was plenty. "Hey guys," Adam started as his friends looked at him. "Who's the substitutes back home?" Adam asked. "Oh, we forgot all about it didn't we?" Bash said. "We have plenty of time to think later." Tyler chimed in. "Yah." Bodil said as the talk ended. They caught sight of Sugarcube Corner, to the stallions, it looked like a gingerbread house when they were corrected when it was a bakery. The group entered as they were greeted by the Cake family. "Oh hello gals! And who are these new faces?" Ms. Cake asked. "Quick introduction. I'm Sky, he's Bashur, that's Bodil, Gizzy and Tyler." Sky introduced. "I suppose you ponies are having a field trip huh? Nice to meet 'ya. I'm Mr. Cake and this is Ms. Cake." Mr. Cake introduced as well. "I'm nervous-cited about your comments on my baking skills and my parties!" Pinkie said. "We'll see about that Pinkie." Bash said back to the pink pony. The group--again-- were introduced, shown what the place would be. The group then had a small talk in Pinkie's bedroom, Pinkie got back from the kitchen and was holding a tray full of purple sprinkled frosted cupcakes. "Come on ponies! Free sample!" Pinkie yelled, as the mane five took a bite of her work. "Come on!" Pinkie called out to the stallions, walking up and grabbed a cupcake, however Tyler and Gizzy held it with their hoofs. Rarity and Twilight however noticed this and asked- "Why aren't you using your magic dear?" Rarity first asked. Tyler and Gizzy realized they had horns, shwoing they were unicorns. Able to use magic to do things with ease. Gizzy decided. "Look, we'll talk all about it tomorrow or later." He said, munching on their cupcakes. Rarity and Twilight however are dead curious. "Theez ar goud Pingie!" Sky complimented, with a mouthful of his cupcake. "Thanks!" Pinkie said. After a short few minutes, they headed out and said goodbye to the Cake family. Now they were getting to the bridge and the wild area. "Where's the next stop?" Bodil asked. "To Fluttershy's cottage!" Dash answered him back, as the parkour pony gave an 'oh'. The group found themselves at the forested-cottage. Some animals roaming around, the critters noticed the yellow pegasus had return. They pounced on her to give her a hug. "Hello there fellas! It's feels like you things missed me." Fluttershy said as the animals nodded, noticing the stallions as well. The animals then pounced at Sky, Bodil, Gizzy and Bash. Tyler was just left out with no animal on his side. "Oh come on! No one cared about Tyler?" Tyler said out loud, as a rabbit and a hummingbird lunged at his back. Giving a small laugh. "Well, wo-would you ca-care to have a pet?" Fluttershy stuttered. "YES!!" The stallions yelled, only to let the mane six laugh. Before they had a chance to get a tour of the cottage, they headed towards the pens and picked their favorite animals. Sky chose a dog, a German Shepherd to be exact. He called it Barney, to remind his close high school friend John. Who was also a small youtuber. Barney was good when he first saw Adam. That's why he picked him. Oh yeah, he's male, confirmed by Fluttershy. Bash took a choice of a cute cricket. He called the cricket Grinchy, because he felt the cricket was doing 'Grinchy' sounds. So yeah. Bodil chose a flying squirrel. Calling it Bodil Jr. He tested out the animal's acrobatic skills and is totally effective. One test he let the squirrel glide through moving humming birds on his way, and didn't even scrape into one. Gizzy got a child cow. He named her Jack, another reminder of his pet back home who was a dog. But finally he got a pet calf. Jack was also proper and clean as well, basically having manners. Finally Tyler got a choice of an owl. He called it Hoodini. This was his decision since he found Vanoss' one joke about a magic owl very funny in his spare time. Not only that, Hoodini is able to react fast than Bodil Jr. The bird's only flaw is his speed. Sometimes, he goes too fast, that the owl impacts into a tree or a wall. "We got our choice of animals. We need to take a tour of your house now." Sky chuckled. The group got small 20 minutes of a tour of her house. Again, they left the cottage and roamed again around Ponyville, resulting them to end up on the park by dawn. The sun of Celestia glowed brightly, as they saw Luna's moon rising really slowly. The group decided to watch the sunset as it was a good thing for the stallions since they saw a beautiful scene. The sun left their sight and came Luna's Moon. There are still some other ponies roaming around the market and shops, but later then, ponies started to leave he open area. Back to their homes. "Well, now that's over with-" "You haven't even seen Rainbow's home!" Twilight interrupted. "Yeah! It's basically a mansion." Rainbow joined in. "Sorry ladies, but it's night. And we feel we're tired." Sky excused, letting out a tiring yawn and stretch. Same thing the stallions did. "Well, you did come out from a forest with no scratches or bruises. I suppose it was tiring to avoid every dangerous thing there was in the Everfree." Fluttershy said. "I do have some spare beds." Twilight spoke up. "Somepony can stay in my home." Rarity said. "Ya! Our barn is free for all of ya!" Applejack exclaims. "My bakery is welcome for anypony that came into town!" Pinkie shouted. "Some can stay in the cottage." Fluttershy chimed in. "Ladies! Twilight, only one for each per- pony. So I'm hanging around with-" "I'm with Dash!" Bodil first declared. "You can't live in my home, or in Cloudsdale, 'cause you're an earth pony!" Dash said. "Oh, right." Bodil lied. "Pegasus can walk around clouds, so I'm with Dash." Sky declares. "Alright!" Dash yelled, as she punched the gold pony's hoof. "I can stay by Fluttershy's." Bash said, as the yellow mare smiled. "I'll be in Sweet Apple Acres if 'ya need me." Bodil said. "Hardworking pony? From that cutie mark, you're acrobatic as Taurtarus." Applejack said. "I'll be in the boutique." Gizzy said. "My! Are you interested in those dresses?" The white unicorn asked. "I just wanna help you make a new style." Gizzy replied. "Well I'm teaming with Twilight. I could read a few books." Tyler said. "You know I'm a bookworm?" Twilight asked. "Bash told me." She turned to the green pony with a smile. "Well, now that's finished, let's get to our place." Adam stated, just as they heard a deflating sound. They turned to see a sad Pinkie with her deflated mane. The mares gasped at this. "Pinkie, what's wrong?" Fluttershy asked. "Nopony *sniffle* wanted to hang around with me and Gummy." Pinkie said, sadly. "Pinkie, I'm sure someon-pony would then come to the bakery when they realize one their homes sucks." Bash said, getting an odd look from the mane five, giving a small chuckle. AHHH!!! The group looked up to see a grey figure fall from the sky, the figure crashed and turned red, slumped down as well. "Oh my goodness!" "What the?!" The mares all blurted. The figure disappeared and turned into smoke, floating up in the air. "Guys, was that-" "ADAM!!" A voice yelled from above. The group again looked up to see the gray figure again. Sky and Bodil caught the pony with their backs, they let him stand revealing his shape. He has an emo hairstyle, gray color matched with his tail. A light gray stripe by his neck to entire body, he had a hoodie with the mathcing skin tone and type. The pony was a unicorn to add, his eyes were pure brown and black. His cutie mark was a derpy face, pixelated. He looked around him, his pupils shrunk. He reeled an inch. Bumping into Adam. "R-R-Ross?" Adam asked. "G-guys..?" The grey pony revealing his true name was Ross. "Am I high?" Author's Note Surprise! Heh, cliffhanger. I'll update by Friday I suppose. I planned on Ross to be bald though, but thanks to Projectpaws for the design and idea.
Real ThingView OnlineThey call me SkyReal ThingReal Thing "Ross!! We've gone over that for like, 50 times!" Tyler and Adam yelled at the derpy unicorn in unison. The five just told him what they saw, or happened this day. Ross however repeated the 'high' parts, just so being derpy as possible. The mane six just watched as the stallions scolded the derpy unicorn. "Fine fine! Let's clarify that I didn't use drugs!" Ross replied loudly. "Umm... We haven't properly met have we? I'm-" "Yeah, Twilight Sparkle. That's Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack." Ross rudely interrupted, sighed. Twilight instead frowned at this. "You gu-gals would rather call me WeenieButt." Ross said, as Adam in the background sang the WeenieButt song/remix. "Anyway, WeenieButt. I'm sure you'll get used to Ponyville-" "PONYVILLE?! HA, IT'S THIS MOD ALL OVER AGAIN!!" Ross yelled madly, as the mane six gave him a weirded look. While the stallions sighed, hoof-palmed or rolled their eyes. "He's really weird, isn't he?" Dash whispered to Applejack, nodding her head. "Well, it's night time. *yawn* Let's just.. wrap this up tomorrow." Sky spoke weakly, getting agreements from everyone or everypony. "I agree with Sky. Let's go home." Rarity said, as all of them said goodbye and joined their assigned pony. "Sky, you better know how to fly." Dash said to Adam. "Barely.." Adam muttered softly. The two pegasus then approached the base of Dash's house. Rainbow firmly flew up only for Adam to follow, slowly. Likewise, Dash got in first, as Adam was left behind and reached the yard by two minutes. He landed on his legs and found Rainbow facing him. "We need to work on your flying speed." Rainbow said to him, walking in the building as Adam followed. "To be honest.. We.. Came from another world." Adam admits, letting the mare to turn to him, slack jawed. "But.. You're a pony.." Rainbow muttered. "A.. Human. Then transformed into a pony." Adam corrected Rainbow. "But.. If you're from a different world, how did you learn to fly for starters?" Dash asked. "We.. Fell at the forest in the clearing. I realized I had wings so I could help my friends from the fall. And barely alive." Adam answered. "Outlander, then knew how to fly? We're just gonna go along fine." Dash said, as Adam chuckled. "But seriously, we have to work on your flying skills." Dash added, as Adam nodded. "I'm tired." Dash yawned. "I'll take the couch." Adam declared, dropping himself to the couch. "Need a blanket?" She asked. "Nah, We're mostly used to this." He replies, taking off his shades and lays it on the coffee cloud table. Closing his eyes. "Ok." She said, walking up to her room. The pegasus just raised more questions in her mind, a lot. Then she remembers that they'd tell everything tomorrow. Also planning a lot with him. The pegasus slumped on her cloudy bed. Her hooves by her head and blanket by her forelegs. She started to close her eyes, putting herself into sleep. It was a big day tomorrow. The stallions woke up before the mares did, escaped form their homes and regrouped at the park. Gizzy parked himself near Ross, and asked. "Did 'ya sleep at Pinkie's last night?" "Yeah. She looked down so I joined in her home." Ross replied. The group finally met, Ross with Gizzy, Bash with Bodil and Tyler with Adam. "So.. What now?" Bash asked. "We wait for them." Adam answered. "Why?" Bodil raised a question. "We'll tell the whole thing. The real thing." Adam again answered. They waited for a few minutes, hours actually. They were now laying down on the grass. Realizing it'd be long for them to come, they broke their silence to plan some fun things. "Ross?" Sky asked. As Ross gave a 'hm?'. "DNL?" He asked. "DNL it is." Ross agreed. "What's that?" Bodil asked. "Pretty simple concept, first person to three points win. In order to make a point you have to make the person in the center laugh." Adam stated. "Or survive the onslaught of jokes coming up." Ross added. "Sounds fun." Bash said. "Yeah, 'cause you haven't even joined it." Tyler spoke up. "That adds you two. Gizzy and Bodil." Adam added. "Fuck you Adam." Gizzy said. "Shut the hell up Gizzy." Adam replied with a pissed-off tone. "How 'bout this, we join the girls huh? It'll be fun right?" Ross broke off the two. "Yeah sure." "Fine with me." The two agreed, as Ross smiled. "Hey there!" A voice called them. The group turned to the source to find the mane six. "And I thought you were cooking Gizzy!" Rarity said. "I ain't good at culinary." The grey unicorn replied. "Why wer y'all so up early?" Applejack asked. "To tell the real thing." Adam answered. "What do you mean?" Fluttershy asked. And they told it. Author's Note Yay! cliffhanger! Also expect some update on Friday and cheap Do Not Laugh! next chapta!
Some Cheap Jokes and CracksView OnlineThey call me SkySome Cheap Jokes and CracksThe stallions just told, what happened, the scenario, a little of their life and where they should be. Resulting the mane six to only feel bad for them. The talk almost lasted for two and a half hours. Luckily, Twilight packed lunch. Quite big lunch. Well, supposed to be brunch. Although Bodil and Tyler ate the godd sandwiches. "I gotta say; this is better than Subway." Adam said. "What's Subway?" Twilight asked. "It's a sandwich place, where they do combos of sandwiches. Like, tomatoes and daisies and such." Adam half-lied. "Anyway, would you gals like to play DNL with me and Adam?" Ross asked. "What's DNL?" Pinkie questioned. "It stands for Do Not Laugh. First per-pony to three points win. In order to make a point you have to make a pony in the center laugh or just survuve the onslaugh of jokes." Adam explains. "So, who wants to join-" "Me! ME!" Pinkie yelled, bouncing on Dash's back. Each bounce let's Dash mutter a soft 'ow'. "Ok, there's Pinkie." Ross pointed. "One more." He added. "Me." Twilight and Dash said in unison. "No, it's me! Stop it!" They again said in sync. "How 'bout both of you gals?" Ross said, as the two mares looked at him. "Ross, we never had a game with 5 players and above." Adam excused. "Why won't we try it then?" Ross replied, as Adam gave a nod. "Ok, both of 'ya. You others just sit and watch." Ross pointed to the non-players. "Before we do that, lemme do this," Adam said. "Hey guys, Sky here, Ow! My foot!" Adam yelled in pain, holding his foreleg when he hit a boulder. "Anyway, Sky here. And before this video starts as always I wanna say thank you so much--for all the support you gave me on my channel--you guys are awesome. You should feel awesome. You can go ahead and show your support by slapping that like button. And comment below you're own joke." Adam stated. "What did he say?" Dash asked Ross. "He does intros. Like we said, we're Youtubers." Ross replied. "Anyway! Let's do this!" Adam finished. "Did 'ya explain the game mechanics?" Ross asked. "Ye." Adam simply replied. "Alright, who wants to go in the center?" Adam asked out loud. "I'll go!" Pinkie exclaimed, bounced and landed on the x mark. "Alright.. who wants to go first?" Adam again asked. "I'll try. I wanna make Pinkie laugh," Ross declared, getting Dash and Twilight blurt 'ok'. "alright Pinkie, turn to the group." He said, as the pink pony obeyed and looked at the group. With the power of editing, we can skip Ross' 2 second preparation! "ALRIGHT PINKIE, TURN AROUND!" Ross yelled off-sound, Pinkie turned tail and saw a giant tower of brick blocks. "HEY GUYS!" Ross shouted again. "Oh my god.." Adam said under his breath. "JUST WANNA DIVE HERE AND-" Died. "HAHAHA!!" Pinkie bursted laughing, so did Dash and Twilight and the others. Except Adam, who was just slow clapping. Ross respawned by Adam. "Hey guys what did I miss?" He joked. As Adam gave a small laugh while others still laughed. "Ok point for me." Ross said, placing a block of gold in front of the bystanders. "BUDDER!!" Sky yelled, licking the block. "Anyway, who wants to go?" Adam stopped. No one gave a try. "Alright I'll go." He declared. "Ross face the bystanders." With the power of Barney, we can skip Adam's 50 century joke! "Alright Ross, turn around." He said, as the grey unicorn followed, turned tail. Only to see Sky sitting on a toilet. "Here in the bathroom holding my Weenie." He said, after his sentence, he pulled out a small pony toy of WeenieButt. Laughter. All around. Especially Ross. "How did, you, place a toilet down?" Twilight asked. "I got some in my inventory." He stated, getting a confused look from the alicorn. "Wait! You're in creative?!" Ross yelled. "Yeah, for some reason I have creative powers now." He replied. "Alright, who wants to make me laugh?" Adam asked, trotting to the middle. "I'll try." Twilight said, levitated a paper beside her. "Do I, read that or no?" He asked. "Read it out loud." She said. Giving him the paper. "Haha." He said. "YAY! YOU LAUGHED! I GOT A POINT!" Twilight yelled, silence. "Heheh, good try.. NO! WHY DID I LAUGH AT SUDDEN?!" Adam yelled, bursting the entire group to laugh. "See? You really laughed." She said, trotting to the middle. "Alright, Ross. Give her a point." The grey pony followed, putting down purple wool. "I'll try to make her laugh." Rainbow stepped up. "But I'll be back for five minutes." Rainbow flew swiftly to the costime shop. With the power of Deadpool, we can skip Rainbow's 5 minute preparation! "Alright, Twi. Turn around." The alicorn turned. "I'm so hiss-terical!" She joked, wearing a snake costume. Resulting the mane six into laughing. "Wow, the puns." Tyler said, as Gizzy and Bash slow clapped. "YAY! MY TURN!" Pinkie yelled. "Ok Dash! Staring contest!" She exclaims, pulling out and wears the glasses with nose and mustache mask. "Wait, no.. Wrong one!" Pinkie said. Dash just holding her breath. The pink pony now wore a mask with big eyes. "I'm ready!" She exclaims. Still, Dash is holding her breath. Only then, Ross came and glanced at Pinkie. "Hey Pinkie, what's-" Died. The result? Laughter all around. "Wait! Did both of you plan that?" Adam stopped and asked. "No. I just noticed we were quiet so I pulled it off." Ross admitted. "Oh, but Pinkie still gets the point since she dod her joke." "YAY!" Pinkie exclaims, bounced to the center. "Alright. Adam, go first." Ross said. "Why?" He asked. "Because I got a joke planned for Twilight or Rainbow." He said, looking at the two mares. "Ok. But Ross, you got to help me with this joke." He said, as the grey unicorn nodded. "Here. Drink it." The grey unicorn followed, drinking it and turned him invisible. "Alright Pinkie, look at the bystanders." Adams said as the pink pony obeyed. Sky then puts down a pony statue of him and Ross. The duo were invisible and was behind the mannequin. Ross, holding a radio. The two are about to push a button. "Alright Pinkie turn around." Pinkie followed. "Woah! Do you.. Do you hear that music?!" Adam exclaims. Ross pressed the play button and played skrillex dubstep. The duo at the same time, pressed the buttons again and again making the mannequins pose randomly and funnily, sync with the music.. Resulting everypony into laughter. Shortly, the music stopped, as the duo was now visble and popped out behind the funny-posing statue. "Hey!" Adam said, raising out a hoof. "You got me." Pinkie said, leaving the x mark as Adam steps on the center. "WHO NERDS WANT ME LAUGH?!" Adam jokingly exclaims. "I'll make 'ya laugh." Rainbow steps up. "Make me laugh nerd!" He said, as Rainbow softly groaned. "Alright, turn to Pinkie." He turned to Pinkie where he and Pinkie touch noses, while she smiled. "PINKIE WHAT THE-" "Alright you can turn now." Rainbow said, as Adam swiftly turned to the pegasus. Wearing a wonderbolt suit. "Oh, a little lecture. Wonderbolts are the coolest flyers around Equetria! I'm one of their biggest fans." She said. "Anyway, onto the joke." She turned to a dragon, which was Ross morphed. "I'll defeat you dragon! I'm one of the- OW! MY LEG!!" She exclaims, as a fake arrow appeared on her knee. "Ugh! How am I going to be a wonderbolt now?!" Adam giggled. "At this rate I'll be a city guard!" She added, only to make Adam and the stallions laugh. Adam coughed. "Good. That was good!" He said, as Ross--in his pony form-- puts down a point for Dash. "My turn." Ross said. "Rainbow, I want you to look at them for a moment." He pointed at the bystanders, which she glanced at. Ross then wears a top hat, a mustache, a non-glass monocle. His mustache was by his chin. He then opens his mouth and let's his tongue be on the monocle, just swaying there. Everypony then laughed at this (excluding Dash) which she asked- "What?" Only to make the mane six giggle. Ross then puts down a table. "Dash, now look at me." The pegasus obeyed, only to laugh hard along with the group. "Why hello there madam! I believe I had created the world's new technology!" He said with a spokesman accent. "Oh my god.." Adam said under his breath. "..The microwave!" Ross places down a stove on the table, only to make the group even laugh harder. "Watch your favorite TV shows on it!" Ross said, resulting the entire group to laugh at it's hardest, everypony running out of breath. "NEED.. TO.. STOP.." Dash said, fainting. "Os, mys.. gods.." Bodil said, sound fainting. "How are you speaking through that clearly?" Tyler asked, still laughing. "I actually... don't know." He said, but was ignored. "Ross, you get a point." Adam said, as Ross puts down a block. "How are we supposed to follow that up?" Adam yelled, resulting the players to laugh. "I'm gonna try and make WeenieButt laugh. I have something official." Twilight spoke up. "You know what Twi? You'd just rather call me Ross. It's a little annoying." He said as others agreed. "Ok Ross. Turn to Pinkie." She said. Twilight then whispers something to Adam. He nods and builds a cage around Twilight. There's a little ledge for her to put her hooves on and step up. "Ross turn around." She said in the cage as he turns tail. "Coming out of my cage! I'm like- not good. I got a lot of bills, I lost my job.." Her sound fainted, only for Ross, Adam and the stallions to laugh as others giggled. "You remind me of someone!" Ross said as Twilight walks to the middle. "I'll take this!" Pinkie said. She both approached Adam and Ross, whispering something to them. Ross then stops moving and does something to Pinkie and everypony. Adam then places a wheel-like shape down. "Alright, Twilight turn around." She followed. "So, Twilight, mind if you pick that wheel up for me?" She asked. "Ok." She simply replied, she got close the object and exploded, but still live. Yup. Everypony laughed. "Wait, how was I not-" "Affected? Ross turned on immortality mode." He said. Pinkie then walked to the middle and replaced Twilight's place. "Alright, I'm gonna bring this home." Ross said. Everypony with a grin. "Pinkie, turn to the others." She followed and glared at the bystanders. Ross then whispers to Adam. They both put down a gigantic missile-sentry. They garrisoned the self-weapon. "Pinkie turn around." She did a 360. after she looked at the two missiles, smiling and giggling. "Yo ma-pony! Wassup?" Ross asked loudly, as his entry moves up and down sync with his sentence. Just to show he was like talking. Only letting everypony laughed. "Yeah! I'm doing fine!" Adam said backed, also doing the same thing. Ross walks out of his sentry as he places points for every player. "You know what? In the end, we are all winners." Ross said, as Adam approached him. "Oh, oh, go away." He said as everypony again laughed. Now they all packed and fixed everything. They all said goodbye and left to do their afternoon plans. Author's Note Must.. Stop.. Updating.. Every..day.. Yup. Cheap. Except for Adam and Ross' jokes.
Job Well BadView OnlineThey call me SkyJob Well Bad"Ross we need some cash." Sky stated. It has been 2 days after they played the Do Not Laugh with the mane six. Adam, after having some training sessions with Rainbow Dash. She gave him a day-off this day. He was about to buy some stuff, only to find out he had no currency. Ross, also didn't have any money at all. However, he was able to understand a little of this world by now and got used to what he says. "Adam, it's called 'bits'." Ross corrected. "Bits? What are these, lil' bits from Rick and Morty huh?" Adam answered back with an angered tone. "No, they're gold coins." Ross simply replied calmly. "Coins? Great, we have the bankers here acting like old people-" "Ponies." Ross interrupted. "Whatever, where they just count it coin by coin instead of bills." Adam continued. "No, I saw them how they do it. They just put the coins in a safe or in the vault. After they just count it inside." Ross said. "Well that's down. But what jobs can we do?" He asked. "There's technology here but not in Ponyville. So, I guess no Youtubing anymore." "Well, can we sell some things?" "Maybe. Let's ask some ponies here." The duo just went from cart to cart, asking if they are for hire. But there were a lot of no's coming from them. After a while, the duo gave up. The duo then sat down under a tree, resting for some bit. "What the hell are Gizzy and the others doing?" Adam broke the silence. "I have no clue." Ross replied. "Hey y'all!" A voice called them, they turned to the source. Only to looks at Applejack and Apple Bloom. "Hey there mister.." "Sky." "Ross." Both of them introduced to Apple Bloom. "Mr. Sky and Mr. Ross!" Apple Bloom happily said. "What bring you two here with us?" Ross asked. "Ah heard some voices sayin' they need some job to do." Applejack started. "So Ah I realized it was ye'ou two fellas!" She added. "Well, what job do you do?" Adam asked. "Well, we both sell some aapples." Apple Bloom replied. 'Heh, apples.' Adam thought, remembering a friend of him with a thing for apples. "Sure." Adam agreed. The duo got up and followed the earth ponies to the market. "If y'all are workin' for me now, then ya' have ta' wear 'tis." Applejack said, handing two white aprons for the duo. "And as for y'all," She looked at Sky. "Ya' need to wear 'tis." She said as Apple Bloom handed him normal glasses. "NO! I'M NOT WEARING THAT." Adam replied firmly. "Adam, please. If you want to get some money then wear that for fuck sake." Ross unintentionally cursed as Applejack gave an odd look. "Please? Not when a filly is 'ere." Applejack said. "I swear to god NO!!!" Adam yelled, he pushed away Apple Bloom's hoof as the glasses clatter on the grass, Sky, angered, stepped on the eyewear, the sound of glass shattering and plastic clattering made Applejack and Apple Bloom drop their jaws at. "Adam, calm down." Ross said. "NO! I'M NOT TAKING A DAMN BREAK!! SCREW THIS ROSS!" Adam angrily shouted at the market as several ponies stopped and glared at him. Angry, he flared up his wings and flew to Rainbow Dash's home. Flashback Ross and Adam were chatting by the background, on their way to get to the market and sell some apples. "Ross, I disagree on this." Adam whispered. "It's fine. As long as they unintentionally renact the fanfiction Outta my Mind. We're good." Ross whispered back. "Where did you read those things?" Adam asked almost loud that the two can hear, (Since they were busy planning to sell some things.) "Internet of course." Ross replied. "What even happened?" Adam asked. "Well, Vanoss' friend--Delirious--got tired of his bullcrap, so he left and got mad at him. While somepony comforted him." Ross replied. Flashback Ends "Well, it happened." Adam muttered to himself. He stopped at the yard. He gazed at the sunset. Man, they started their day late and it's getting much more late. He sat down and thiught about his next moves. 'Should I forgive him or..' He thought. 'No, screw Ross. I got better thongs to work on.' He walked in, he yelled creating a mass soundwave of echo calling Rainbow Dash, but no response. He sighed. He walked by and stopped by the home's balcony. He again gazed on the sunset, waiting for the chilly moon to rise up. He again sighed, putting down his head as his hooves were laid on the railings. He closed his eyes. He remembered some times he and Ross had some awesome memories and some bad ones. From Do Not Laughs to angry jokes he mad, they were still friends at the end of the day. But this time, his real body was fused with his pony character, now wearing the puppet's body. This time however, was real life. They were stuck in a 5-year-old's world one can wish to live in. But nothing can change the fact that he was either a jerk or Ross was. "Hey." A voice called out, he slowly turned looking at Rainbow Dash. "Why the long face?" She asked. No answer. "What's wrong?" She asked again trotting towards him. Still, no answer. "Are you okay?" She asked, she was about to put her hoof by his shoulder when he replied- "Yeah. Everything's fine." She puts her hoof on his shoulders. "Look, we or I may have told you're boys that we were the elements of harmony and I was loyalty right? Even though I can't help you, but I can tell you something if you tell me you're problem." She said. "I don't know if you're lying or not, I can tell you." She again said. "Or else I'll kick you outta my home." She said. She waited for an answer. "Fine." She angrily said, about to grab him when he answered- "You want the fuckin' truth? One of my best friends abandoned me." "So some of you got up and left 'ya?" She asked. Ignoring his swear. "I dunno man, maybe Ross' the jerk or I'm the bad guy." He said. "I mean," He started, raising his head and looking at Dash. "We may insult, manipulate, kill each other, but at the end of the day we're still friends. But this time, he crossed the line." Adam said. "It was greed that overtook him he wanted money for himself, shegave me glasses but I refused. You wanna see why?" Dash nodded. Adam took off his shades, he revealed his closed eyes and opened it. Dash's eyes widened. Adam's eye was blood red, it was like and about to burst, until he had shades to hinder pain to his vision. He puts back his shades on. "Now you know." He sighed. "I dunno, we were hungry and needed money, so we decided to work, and it turned out bad." He added. "My bond with my friends is strong and can't just be severed. I don't want to walk a path lonely, 'cause our bond is the magic." He added. "You're right, friendship and bond are the same thing and it whats keeps us together you know?" Dash agreed. "You know what Rainbow Dash?" Sky said her name for the first time. "What?" "I think we've said one of the most gayest things ever-" He was then cut off when the pegasus smacked his head. "OW!" Adam cried in pain. "Keep saying that and you'll get more." She said they shared a laugh together as the moon now raised up. "I'll see 'ya tomorrow Sky." She said. "Adam." He corrected. "Right Adam.. Goodnight." Dash said, yawning and trotting to her room. Sky takes off his shades, closes his eyes and talked in his mind before getting in deep sleep. 'I should say sorry to Ross. And Applejack too.' Author's Note Srry for the long break. Tomorrow's the last day of my test and I'ma update tomorrow too! Anyway, I'm waiting for some RainbowSky ship.
