Button Mashed Potatoes

by CroakerGamer

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Slice of Life
Length: 970

A fan-fiction I made for a "Worst Fan Fiction Contest" that involves Button Mash

Button Mash goes through a terrible, mostly misspelled adventure that has no point but parody other terrible fan-fictions on purpose.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-11 15:39:57 UTC

CH@PTRE 1

One day there was a filly named Button Mash. He was good at video games and played lots. One day he ask his mom, Button Mash’s Mom, “Can I haz fries?” She said yes then gave plate of to Button. Button was happy and ate them fast. Then he played vido games. He won.

One day, he played good again and asked his mom if he could have fires? She said no and gave a plate of someting white and mountainy. He ask “Why?” and she said “Eat it. It is fries but differant.”

He ate and was sad, but still good at playing vidoe games. “This is not fires”

“But both are potatoes and you like you’re potates so you should eat.”

Button ate and was okay. He played good and went to sleep.

Button went to school and told his fry ends he ate a weird frenched fry mountain he ate and his friends were like “Woah. That is weird.” And he was like “Yeah, but it was not as good as fries”

“What was it called?”

He did not no so he went back home and axed.

Button mom said they were mashead potatoes, so he told his friends and they wanted mashead potatoes so they ate mashead potatoes and like mashead potatoes and then they mashead potatoes and all lost at video games to button beacause he never loses and if you never loses then you win which is what he did.

Buttons mom was so happy that mashed potatoes becoming popular that she made lots. So much that everypony were sick of them and button strated losing at video games. NO! so she went back to frenched fires and everyone was happy again and lost to button mash at video games and everyone was happy again.

Moral: Mashead potates are good but if you eat to many you cant play video games good.

And here it is another two times because i want to publish this

One day there was a filly named Button Mash. He was good at video games and played lots. One day he ask his mom, Button Mash’s Mom, “Can I haz fries?” She said yes then gave plate of to Button. Button was happy and ate them fast. Then he played vido games. He won.

One day, he played good again and asked his mom if he could have fires? She said no and gave a plate of someting white and mountainy. He ask “Why?” and she said “Eat it. It is fries but differant.”

He ate and was sad, but still good at playing vidoe games. “This is not fires”

“But both are potatoes and you like you’re potates so you should eat.”

Button ate and was okay. He played good and went to sleep.

Button went to school and told his fry ends he ate a weird frenched fry mountain he ate and his friends were like “Woah. That is weird.” And he was like “Yeah, but it was not as good as fries”

“What was it called?”

He did not no so he went back home and axed.

Button mom said they were mashead potatoes, so he told his friends and they wanted mashead potatoes so they ate mashead potatoes and like mashead potatoes and then they mashead potatoes and all lost at video games to button beacause he never loses and if you never loses then you win which is what he did.

Buttons mom was so happy that mashed potatoes becoming popular that she made lots. So much that everypony were sick of them and button strated losing at video games. NO! so she went back to frenched fires and everyone was happy again and lost to button mash at video games and everyone was happy again.

Moral: Mashead potates are good but if you eat to many you cant play video games good.

One day there was a filly named Button Mash. He was good at video games and played lots. One day he ask his mom, Button Mash’s Mom, “Can I haz fries?” She said yes then gave plate of to Button. Button was happy and ate them fast. Then he played vido games. He won.

One day, he played good again and asked his mom if he could have fires? She said no and gave a plate of someting white and mountainy. He ask “Why?” and she said “Eat it. It is fries but differant.”

He ate and was sad, but still good at playing vidoe games. “This is not fires”

“But both are potatoes and you like you’re potates so you should eat.”

Button ate and was okay. He played good and went to sleep.

Button went to school and told his fry ends he ate a weird frenched fry mountain he ate and his friends were like “Woah. That is weird.” And he was like “Yeah, but it was not as good as fries”

“What was it called?”

He did not no so he went back home and axed.

Button mom said they were mashead potatoes, so he told his friends and they wanted mashead potatoes so they ate mashead potatoes and like mashead potatoes and then they mashead potatoes and all lost at video games to button beacause he never loses and if you never loses then you win which is what he did.

Buttons mom was so happy that mashed potatoes becoming popular that she made lots. So much that everypony were sick of them and button strated losing at video games. NO! so she went back to frenched fires and everyone was happy again and lost to button mash at video games and everyone was happy again.

Moral: Mashead potates are good but if you eat to many you cant play video games gooooods.