Hearts and Hooves Day is a day in Equestria dedicated to love and companionship, whether it be romantic or not. However, more often than not, it does fall squarely into the romantic realm; and when those who have dedicated themselves to each other in such a way that the law recognizes them as married, Hearts and Hooves Day more often than not means a break from the monotonous rigor of the daily grind that is married life, and allows the elusive promise of sensual pleasures.

Let's spy on them as they bone, shall we?