Dr. Edward Richtofen in equestria

by Angerangel

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Thriller, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 1018

After getting shot in the head by another version him self, Dr.Edward richtofen the mad scientist, wakes up and finds him self in a strange world..

After getting shot in the head by the other version of him self, Dr.edward richtofen, the mad nazi scientist, wakes up in a strange mystical world…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-13 19:43:34 UTC

Where ze hell am i?

''RICHTOFEN! WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING OF DOING... DON'T DO IT!'' Tank dempsey shouted

''You do not want to meet what's on the other side of that door!'' Nikolai replied while holding the zombies back

''You cannot begin to comprehend the great evil you could unleash!'' Takeo Exclaimed

Richtofen ignored the three's warning, he smirked and pushed the button. The teleporter slowly began to open, revealing a bright white light as the teleporter opened. Richtofen slowly stepped forward to the teleporter, he got excited to see, what was it on the other side that the three men warned him about. A figure then steped out of the teleporter, and it revealed to be a younger version of him self. Richtofen took off his hat, ready to greet the younger version off him self, but the last thing he saw, was a gun infront of his face and sound of the pulling trigger...

''BANG!''

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''NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN...............!'' Richtofen shouted while getting up from the ground, He touched his face to find a bullet hole, but there was no hole, not even a scratch. richtofen exhaled, he took a look around and saw him self in a grass field.

''WHAT ZE,...WHERE ZE...!'' Richtofen was at a loss, he had no clue what happened to him... The only thing he was certain about was that, he got shot in the face, by the younger version of him self.

''ARGH....OH NEIN YOU DIDN'T,...WHY WOULD I SHOOT MY SELF? UGH, I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO ZE DUMMKOPFS!... WHERE ZE HELL AM I ANY WAY? '' Richtofen grunted in anger. he got up and began to roam around to figure out where he was.

''Ohh poor creature, are you lost?'' a female sound came

''WHO DARES TO CALL EDWARD RICHTOFE....'' Richtofen turned around and saw a talking pegasi with pink mane and yellow coat.

''ARGH...AM I IN HELL?'' Richtofen replied as he saw the pegasi

''Ummmm, no...You are in ponyville. what kind of species are you? i never seen any thing like you before...'' the pegasi got closer to inspect the creature infront of her

''Well,...it's eizer i have gone completely insane talking to a pony, or zis is all a nightmare...'' Richtofen pinched him self to see if he was dreaming all of this.

The pegasi giggled ''you are funny. if you want, you can stay with me till you can find  your way back home...my name's fluttershy, what's yours?''

Richtofen sighed ''Since none of zese are real... why not, i will enjoy this craziness...my name's DOCTOR EDWARD RICHTOFEN!''

Fluttershy gasped and replied ''Oh, you are a doctor?''

Richtofen nodded ''Ja...''

The two of them began to walk, ''So...  Dr.richtofen, what part of the equestria are you from?'' fluttershy asked richtofen

RIchtofen looked at the pegasi while raising an eye brow ''What's ze equestria?''

fluttershy giggled again ''umm..the equestria is the place that we are living on.''

''Oh you mean ze earth,..i am from Germany.'' Richtofen replied

''i've never heard of it before...''

''Same as for me,...i've never heard of a place called equestria or ponyville before...'' richtofen informed

After a few minutes of walking, they both got to Fluttershy's cottage.

''Nice place you have...'' Richtofen commented after getting into the cottage and inspecting the place. richtofen poked his head into the kitchen and saw Angel

''Oh,..Who's zis little fella?''

fluttershy walked into the kitchen ''Oh that's angel,...''

''How adorable,...you know, i have a collection of stuffed animals my self,...''

''Oh you mean like toys?'' Fluttershy smiled

Richtofen chuckled ''Ja,... kinda...''

''Umm, doctor richtofen are you hungry?'' Fluttershy asked

''Hmm...what do you have?'' Richtofen  replied

''Carrot salad..would like some?'' Fluttershy offered richtofen a bowl

''Aw...no, zanks...'' Richtofen looked at angel ''Besides, i zink i will eat somezing better zan that...later.''

''KNOCK!'' ''KNOCK!'' ''KNOCK!''

''Come in...'' fluttershy replied

The door opened and a white coated unicorn walked in ''Darling did you order a machine?''

Fluttershy and Richtofen walked out of the kitchen. as soon as the white unicorn saw richtofen, she shrieked and stepped back ''Eck!...Fluttershy, what is that creature?''

''Oh... rarity, i want you to meet Doctor edward richtofen. he is a human, and he is harmless, so don't worry.'' The pegasi exclaimed

''Harmless for now...'' richtofen mumbled. Richtofen got closer to rarity, he took off his hat and bowed ''Doctor Edward Richtofen, at your service.''

Rarity raised an eye brow ''A doctor? What's a human?'' she got closer to richtofen and inspected him ''Such an marvelous clothing you have...did you make these?''

Richtofen rolled his eyes ''No...''

''Any way darling, what's with the machine out side? did you order it?'' rarity asked Fluttershy

''What machine?'' both Fluttershy and richtofen asked confused

The three of them got out side, rarity pointed at a Red Cola machine just a few steppes away from them named, Juggernog.

''This wasn't here about an hour ago...'' Fluttershy replied surprised

''Oh nein, oh nein, nein nein......DAS IST NICHT GUT!!!!!'' Richtofen replied terrifiedly and began to panic.

The mares looked at him confused. ''What's wrong doctor richtofen? what is that?''

''OUR DOOOM!!!!!...WE MUST PREPARE OUR SELVES, WE NEED WEAPONS!'' Richtofen exclaimed and began to run around for finding something to protect him self

The mares looked at each other, they had no clue what richtofen was doing.

''Umm... darling, is your friend messed in the head?'' Rarity asked

''Of course not rarity,..'' Fluttershy then got to the panicking Richtofen and asked him ''What are you doing doctor richtofen?''

''Trying to find somezing to protect my self, before the undead monsters get me!'' He then looked at the sky and shouted ''CURSE YOU SAMANTZA!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME? CURSE YOU!!!!''

As fluttershy and rarity saw the panicking Richtofen, they became worried themselves as well. Rarity replied ''Doctor richtofen, if a real danger is threatening us, we must warn my friend, Princess twilight sparkle...she'll be able to help us.''

Richtofen had no otherchoice except to accept the unicorn's suggestion ''J-Ja...zat's better zan doing nozing... we must hurry, zere's no time to waste, the undead will soon strike upon us!''

The three of them began to run at the castle of friendship..