black people

wouldn't that be weird if black people were actually black pinkie asked inquesitively

i don't catch your drift pinkie applejack said in her sweet southern drawl

i mean they're called black people but there not actually black, actually just dark brown

hmm i guess applejack said flatly

well think about it like a person that was void of any color whatsoever like some kind of person wearing a black zentai body suit but that was there skin

well i guess that would be pretty weird applejack said shruggingly

are you kidding that would be SUPER DE-DUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!

but that would be bad if i mistook them for a blackhole and i tried to jump in

cuz then they would be like bitch i'm not a black hole i'm just a person of a dark persuaion

and then i'd be like okay

pinkie i think you have too much time on your hands

what the fuck is a hand

o shit aplplejack said

umm forget i said that

no what is a hand bitch, don't make me buck you into this bail of hay.

applejack was filled with disire, oh yes, do me you sugar gulping freak

umm gross i'm not gonna fuck you i just wanted to know what a hand is

okay applejack said, putting her sopping twat away

i'm thinking arby's said pinkie

i don't get it applejack said

you know, like your pussy, that's what it reminded me of, roast beef.

i thought you didn't eat meat applejack asked

oh yeah said the bubbly pink mare

except hot dogs i'm a total whore for them

k applejack said

i'm gonna go jack off see ya pinkie exclaimed

bye bye pinkie applejack said crying with joy, thankful that she had a friend so special.

then she thought wait isn't it called clopping/

(to be continues...)