black people

by Lung

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Slice of Life, Human, Sad
Length: 1203

pinkie pie and applejack ponder the mysteries of their everyday lives in ponyville

Pinkie Pie often wondered the mysteries of her little life in Ponyville. One day that would all change when she has a life-changing discussion with her best pal, Applejack.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-11 06:56:03 UTC

once you go dash

It was a warm and sunny day. The clouds were sparse and the ponies of ponyville were happy like always, except one pony, and that was Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash was a pretty normal pegusus pony, she lived a normal pegusus pony life and did normal pegusus pony thigngs, the only thing that made her different from the other peguses ponies is that she hated black people.

Black people weren't too common in ponyville, but there were a few of them. Rainbow Dash was peering over the cloud trench she made, she caught a black dot out of te corner of her eye. with a snarl she pulled out a telescope from her saddle bag. she put the long, hard, metal scope up to her eye.

she scanned the ground to see if any black people were walking around, minding their own buisness. then she saw one, she was so mad she screemed "GO BACK TO HOOFRICA NEGRO" the black person was saddened by this statement the multicolored bigot shouted.

you never go bash

later gilda came over and she was like what's up dweeb LOL?

rainbow dash said aw come on i'm not a dweeb

yuh huh said the griffon

nuh uh said the pegusus

gilda then swiped her claw accross rainbows face

ow what the fuck gilda i'm bleeding

oh my gosh dash i'm so soory i was just in the heat of the moment is all

fuck you biitch dash screamed while wiggling her legs at her

here let me make you better gilda then grabbed dashes legs and spread them apart

she moved her head between rainbow's thighs and started tonguing her cunt

rainbow was slightly disturbed by this because birds look weird when they eat

but she had never seen a bird eat pussy before

gildas beak tickled rainbows cunt

she was on cloud 9 (LOL)

they were on cloud nine

then that's when gilda noticed a telescope popping out of rainbow's saddle bag

hey what's this? she put it up to her eye and looked around

when she put down the telescope rainbow dash laughed hysterically

what's so fucking funny dweep gilda questioned the pegusus with rage

you're eye, it's BLACK. like black people LOL.

that must of been pinke pie LOL she's so random.

grrr i hate that pink cunt gilda snarled

speaking of pink cunts, get licking tweetyyyyy! rainbow dash jested

i'm about to make your pussy 20% cooler BITCHHHHHH!!! gilda annoced

she shoved the telescope up rainbow dash's bite size cunt

oh fuckkkkkkkkk now my pussy is going to be all black like black people rainbow said with concern

gilda was gonna say that black people aren't actually black but she was two horny

she layed on her back on the cloud spread eagle (more like spread griffon am i right? LOL)

and put the other end of the telescope on her pussy lips

it's time to turn this dweeb machine into a double-sized d machine

she slid the cold shaft inside her bird puss

now they were both partially engulfing the telescope with their wet sexes

it's so cooooooold with the d in me gilda complained ghettoly

how tha fuck do we posed to keep peace? rainbow dash asked

lets warm this gilda suggested

k rainbow agreed

they both moved there bodies twords eachother back and forth back and forth (like an accordian or one of those excersize things)

mm dashie i'm black

what what that gilda?

um i mean i'm close

then whey did you say black

i was thinking of how you were talking about black people earlier that turned me on so much

wait a minute, dash slowed down her pace,  but not completely stopping giving gilda a bamboozled look.

no i mean i was turned on by your hatred

oh ok raibow dash continued her lustful gyrations

do you still have to cum

ya gilda softly moaned

me too rainbow said

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah they said in unison

they pulled the telescope out and their vaginal juices gushed through the air

gilda and rainbow squeeled like little schoolfillies

then the most amazing thing happened

their passionate squirts created a small rainbow between them

rainbow dash and gilda looked into echothers eyes then down at the glistening arch

it's beautiful

dash was just about to touch it when suddenly the rainbow spoke in a booming voice

rainbow dash, gilda, my two mothers, i have an important message for you

if you want equestria to be a better place we need to stop racism

people of all different colors can be beautiful too

what if they're like one solod color? dash inquisitively inquired

yep that too the rainbow said

gosh dang it dash muttered

hey watch that fucking mouth of yours JK LOL

well anyways i hoped you learned something today bye bye

the tolerent snach-fluid light-refraction slowly faded away

gilda looked up at rainbow dash all weepy eyed

they grow up so fast gilda sobbed

i know i know rainbow said pating her on the shoulder

ever since then, rainbow dash shaved her cooch all the way, unlike before when she used to style it in a landing strip as a tribue to hilter's moustache!

(then end)

i like my coffee like i like my people

wouldn't that be weird if black people were actually black pinkie asked inquesitively

i don't catch your drift pinkie applejack said in her sweet southern drawl

i mean they're called black people but there not actually black, actually just dark brown

hmm i guess applejack said flatly

well think about it like a person that was void of any color whatsoever like some kind of person wearing a black zentai body suit but that was there skin

well i guess that would be pretty weird applejack said shruggingly

are you kidding that would be SUPER DE-DUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!

but that would be bad if i mistook them for a blackhole and i tried to jump in

cuz then they would be like bitch i'm not a black hole i'm just a person of a dark persuaion

and then i'd be like okay

pinkie i think you have too much time on your hands

what the fuck is a hand

o shit aplplejack said

umm forget i said that

no what is a hand bitch, don't make me buck you into this bail of hay.

applejack was filled with disire, oh yes, do me you sugar gulping freak

umm gross i'm not gonna fuck you i just wanted to know what a hand is

okay applejack said, putting her sopping twat away

i'm thinking arby's said pinkie

i don't get it applejack said

you know, like your pussy, that's what it reminded me of, roast beef.

i thought you didn't eat meat applejack asked

oh yeah said the bubbly pink mare

except hot dogs i'm a total whore for them

k applejack said

i'm gonna go jack off see ya pinkie exclaimed

bye bye pinkie applejack said crying with joy, thankful that she had a friend so special.

then she thought wait isn't it called clopping/

(to be continues...)