//-------------------------------------------------------// black people -by Lung- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// once you go dash //-------------------------------------------------------// once you go dash It was a warm and sunny day. The clouds were sparse and the ponies of ponyville were happy like always, except one pony, and that was Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash was a pretty normal pegusus pony, she lived a normal pegusus pony life and did normal pegusus pony thigngs, the only thing that made her different from the other peguses ponies is that she hated black people. Black people weren't too common in ponyville, but there were a few of them. Rainbow Dash was peering over the cloud trench she made, she caught a black dot out of te corner of her eye. with a snarl she pulled out a telescope from her saddle bag. she put the long, hard, metal scope up to her eye. she scanned the ground to see if any black people were walking around, minding their own buisness. then she saw one, she was so mad she screemed "GO BACK TO HOOFRICA NEGRO" the black person was saddened by this statement the multicolored bigot shouted. //-------------------------------------------------------// you never go bash //-------------------------------------------------------// you never go bash later gilda came over and she was like what's up dweeb LOL? rainbow dash said aw come on i'm not a dweeb yuh huh said the griffon nuh uh said the pegusus gilda then swiped her claw accross rainbows face ow what the fuck gilda i'm bleeding oh my gosh dash i'm so soory i was just in the heat of the moment is all fuck you biitch dash screamed while wiggling her legs at her here let me make you better gilda then grabbed dashes legs and spread them apart she moved her head between rainbow's thighs and started tonguing her cunt rainbow was slightly disturbed by this because birds look weird when they eat but she had never seen a bird eat pussy before gildas beak tickled rainbows cunt she was on cloud 9 (LOL) they were on cloud nine then that's when gilda noticed a telescope popping out of rainbow's saddle bag hey what's this? she put it up to her eye and looked around when she put down the telescope rainbow dash laughed hysterically what's so fucking funny dweep gilda questioned the pegusus with rage you're eye, it's BLACK. like black people LOL. that must of been pinke pie LOL she's so random. grrr i hate that pink cunt gilda snarled speaking of pink cunts, get licking tweetyyyyy! rainbow dash jested i'm about to make your pussy 20% cooler BITCHHHHHH!!! gilda annoced she shoved the telescope up rainbow dash's bite size cunt oh fuckkkkkkkkk now my pussy is going to be all black like black people rainbow said with concern gilda was gonna say that black people aren't actually black but she was two horny she layed on her back on the cloud spread eagle (more like spread griffon am i right? LOL) and put the other end of the telescope on her pussy lips it's time to turn this dweeb machine into a double-sized d machine she slid the cold shaft inside her bird puss now they were both partially engulfing the telescope with their wet sexes it's so cooooooold with the d in me gilda complained ghettoly how tha fuck do we posed to keep peace? rainbow dash asked lets warm this gilda suggested k rainbow agreed they both moved there bodies twords eachother back and forth back and forth (like an accordian or one of those excersize things) mm dashie i'm black what what that gilda? um i mean i'm close then whey did you say black i was thinking of how you were talking about black people earlier that turned me on so much wait a minute, dash slowed down her pace,  but not completely stopping giving gilda a bamboozled look. no i mean i was turned on by your hatred oh ok raibow dash continued her lustful gyrations do you still have to cum ya gilda softly moaned me too rainbow said oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah they said in unison they pulled the telescope out and their vaginal juices gushed through the air gilda and rainbow squeeled like little schoolfillies then the most amazing thing happened their passionate squirts created a small rainbow between them rainbow dash and gilda looked into echothers eyes then down at the glistening arch it's beautiful dash was just about to touch it when suddenly the rainbow spoke in a booming voice rainbow dash, gilda, my two mothers, i have an important message for you if you want equestria to be a better place we need to stop racism people of all different colors can be beautiful too what if they're like one solod color? dash inquisitively inquired yep that too the rainbow said gosh dang it dash muttered hey watch that fucking mouth of yours JK LOL well anyways i hoped you learned something today bye bye the tolerent snach-fluid light-refraction slowly faded away gilda looked up at rainbow dash all weepy eyed they grow up so fast gilda sobbed i know i know rainbow said pating her on the shoulder ever since then, rainbow dash shaved her cooch all the way, unlike before when she used to style it in a landing strip as a tribue to hilter's moustache! (then end) //-------------------------------------------------------// i like my coffee like i like my people //-------------------------------------------------------// i like my coffee like i like my people wouldn't that be weird if black people were actually black pinkie asked inquesitively i don't catch your drift pinkie applejack said in her sweet southern drawl i mean they're called black people but there not actually black, actually just dark brown hmm i guess applejack said flatly well think about it like a person that was void of any color whatsoever like some kind of person wearing a black zentai body suit but that was there skin well i guess that would be pretty weird applejack said shruggingly are you kidding that would be SUPER DE-DUPER WEIRD!!!!!!!!!! but that would be bad if i mistook them for a blackhole and i tried to jump in cuz then they would be like bitch i'm not a black hole i'm just a person of a dark persuaion and then i'd be like okay pinkie i think you have too much time on your hands what the fuck is a hand o shit aplplejack said umm forget i said that no what is a hand bitch, don't make me buck you into this bail of hay. applejack was filled with disire, oh yes, do me you sugar gulping freak umm gross i'm not gonna fuck you i just wanted to know what a hand is okay applejack said, putting her sopping twat away i'm thinking arby's said pinkie i don't get it applejack said you know, like your pussy, that's what it reminded me of, roast beef. i thought you didn't eat meat applejack asked oh yeah said the bubbly pink mare except hot dogs i'm a total whore for them k applejack said i'm gonna go jack off see ya pinkie exclaimed bye bye pinkie applejack said crying with joy, thankful that she had a friend so special. then she thought wait isn't it called clopping/ (to be continues...)