The Baker's Day Off

by CapitalofAwesome

Rating: teen
Tags: Babs Seed, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Pie Sisters, Apple Bloom, Comedy, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1845

The Ponyville bakers are bored up in Pinkie Pie's bedroom and try to find something to do.

When the Ponyville bakers can't bake because they're on the run from the police, they stay cooped up in Pinkie Pie's bedroom with nothing but each other's company.

Published 2016-02-17 06:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-17 06:50:02 UTC

The Bakers Day Off

Author's Note

Hooray for tickling! Yay! Minkie Pie belongs to Reitanna-Seishin, as does Muffins.

The Bakers Day Off

It was a rather slow day in Sugarcube Corner, and the seven bakers sat together on the floor. Pinkie Pie, Apple Bloom, and Derpy all sat in the middle of the room. Derpy was smiling at her sisters, while Apple Bloom was staring at the ceiling. Eventually, Blinkie Pie, who was sitting on Pinkie Pie's bed, groaned loudly.

"UGH!" She closed her eyes, "I'm so BORED!"

"Me, too," Babs Seed agreed, "Pinkie Pie. Do we have anythin' to do 'round here?"

"I mean, we can't bake," Blinkie huffed, "And I wanna do something!"

"Calm down, Limestone," Inkie Pie sighed, "You are such a drama queen, I swear."

"Am not!" Blinkie denied, crossing her arms.

"Girls!" Apple Bloom shouted, "No fightin'! Now, Pinkie, can you think of anything we can do?"

Babs suddenly gasped, "I know! We can play Truth or Dare!"

Pinkie squealed in excitement, "OOOH! I love that game!!"

The other bakers smiled. Suddenly, Minkie Pie's voice sounded from the bottom bunk, "What is Truth or Dare?"

"A really fun game!" Derpy replied.

"Fun fun fun!" Pinkie squealed.

"You either answer a question truthfully or do a dare. It's really simple, actually," Babs explained.

Minkie Pie nodded in understanding.

"Well let's get started!" Pinkie said.

The seven bakers all formed a circle on the floor, and Pinkie asked, "Who wants to go first?"

"I do!" Blinkie yelled. She looked around the circle, then said, "Okay. Apple Bloom. Truth or dare?"

"Hmmm...Truth," Apple Bloom chose.

"Okay. Have you ever...eaten a bug before?"

"Eww! Noho way!" Apple Bloom giggled in disgust, "Okay. Mah turn. Miss Pinkie, truth or--"

"DARE!!" Pinkie interrupted with a squeal. The bakers all laughed at this outburst.

"Ohohokay," Apple Bloom chuckled, "I dare you....To hold your breath for as long as you can!"

Pinkie Pie took the challenge and inhaled, puffing her cheeks up with oxygen. She held her breath for quite a long time, and it was very impressive. However, the color in her face took a drastic change from bright pink to light blue. This caused her to release the oxygen she was holding in and she was thrust back into a wall. She giggled wildly, "Boy! I can hold my breath for a loooooong time!"

"Really long!" Derpy agreed, a wide smile complimenting her features.

"Okie dokie lokie! My turn! Inkie, truth or dare?"

"I can't pass up a dare," Inkie smirked.

"Okay! I dare you to pretend to be Blinkie Pie!" Pinkie said.

"Oho boy. This'll be fun," Inkie smirked, looking at Blinkie and standing up.

Blinkie glared a little, but couldn't stop a small smile, "Don't you dare make fun of me!"

"Oh, I'm so bored all the time! Nothing ever goes my way!" Inkie mocked in an impression of her sister, "I'm not pretty, I'm so ugly! Even though I'm absolutely gorgeous!"

Blinkie Pie actually blushed at these words and she looked down at the floor bashfully.

"Awww! You makes Blinkie Pie blushy!" Derpy giggled.

Blinkie Pie cleared her throat, then looked at Inkie, "T-Thank you..."

Inkie shrugged, "It's true, you know. You're gorgeous." She sat back down in her spot, "Okay. Now it's my turn. Minkie Pie, sweetie. Truth or dare?"

"Ummm...T-Truth," Minkie Pie squeaked.

"Okay. Are you...ticklish?" Inkie grinned.

"What is ticklish?" Minkie cocked her head to the side.

Inkie Pie chuckled, "Wehehe'll have to try this out later. Okay. Now you choose someone."

Minkie looked around, then her eyes settled on Derpy, "Derpy. Truth or dare?"

"I wants dare!" Derpy said, fluttering her wings.

"I knew I liked her!" Blinkie Pie smiled.

The bakers giggled at that.

"Okay. I dare you to...ummm...kiss the pony to your left."

Derpy scrunched her nose. She didn't know her right from her left, "Ummm...U-Ummm..."

"That way, Derpy," Apple Bloom assisted, pointing to Derpy's left. Next to the pegasus was Pinkie.

Pinkie blushed and giggled, "Ohon the cheek, Derpy!"

Derpy smiled and nodded. She closed her crossed yellow eyes and placed a kiss on Pinkie's cheek.

The other ponies cheered, stomping their hooves in approval.

"Babs Seed!" Derpy called to the newest addition to the baking team.

Babs looked determined and excited, "Dare, of course."

Inkie chuckled, "Naturally."

Babs giggled, then looked back at Derpy, waiting for her dare.

"Okie dokie lokie! I dare you to tells a joke!"

"Ohokay, easy enough," Babs nodded, "Ummm...Oh! My friend, Chain Link, back in Manehattan told me this one. A stallion and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps starin' at an old drunken mare swiggin' her gin at a nearby table.
His wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinkin' right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she ain't been sober since."

"My Celestia!" says the wife. "Who would think a pony could go on celebratin' that long?""

The circle erupted in laughter. Pinkie Pie threw her head back as she snorted with laughter.

"Thahahahat was so funny!" Apple Bloom giggled, wiping a tear from her eye.

"Wohow!" Inkie chuckled, "That Chain Link is sure a funny stallion."

"I laughed so hard when I first heard that joke, I almost passed out from laughin' so hard!" Babs admitted, "Ohokay. Now it's my turn. Inkie!"

And their game continued on from that point. There was much more laughter and one more joke from Babs. The bakers were having an amazing time together for the whole day and they completely forgot about baking for the time being. The police weren't an issue for them at the moment. They were just a group of sisters hanging out and laughing together.

A couple of hours later, when the bakers were back on the floor and laying around, Inkie looked at Minkie. She grinned and started towards the dark mare. Minkie Pie looked up at her, and her exposed eye widened, "W-What is that look for?"

"Do you want to know what being ticklish means?" Inkie Pie asked, and Blinkie was up on her hooves immediately. The bakers all grinned as they received another way to not be bored.

Whatever Happened to Obsidian?

"Do you want to know what being ticklish means?" Inkie Pie asked, and Blinkie was up on her hooves immediately. The bakers all grinned as they received another way to not be bored.

Pinkie, her two sisters, Derpy, Apple Bloom, and Babs all slowly approached the dark mare on the bed. Minkie looked confused, yet a little frightened.

"On the count of three!" Pinkie announced to her fellow bakers, "One..."

Minkie Pie's ears perked up.

"Two..."

Her eyes widened.

"Three!"

She squealed when her sisters and friends pounced on her. Minkie, all of a sudden, started giggling as Derpy fluttered her feathers against her back hooves. The feeling made her smile, which made her cheeks hurt. It made her lungs work overtime as she laughed harder than she ever had. It made her heart beat fast. But she loved it all. Minkie squirmed slightly on the bed, not being able to break free since she wasn't strong enough.

"Go Derpy!" Pinkie Pie cheered at the pegasus. She noticed Minkie's laughter went up a notch and she looked over. Pinkie giggled at the sight; Inkie Pie was rubbing her hooves all over Minkie's belly in a way that was like kneading the skin. Blinkie Pie had joined in, nibbling very gently on her sister's side. The dark mare squealed in ticklish happiness, her eyes watering with mirthful tears. She bucked and squirmed, but no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break away from her sisters.

Apple Bloom didn't know how to help, but smiled when Derpy offered her and Babs one of her feathers.

"You sure?" Babs asked her pegasus friend.

"Theys will grow back," Derpy replied with a nod.

Apple Bloom gratefully plucked two feathers from Derpy's wing, apologizing when her friend yelped in pain. She handed a grey feather to Babs, and the two cousins got to work on their ticklish sister.

Minkie Pie slowly opened one eye and peered at the two fillies. She saw they had a feather each and she laughed louder, "NOHOHOHO! AHAHAHAhahahapple Blohohohooom! Bahahahabs! NohoHOHOHO!!! HAHAHAHA!"

Obsidian's laughter turned to squeals when the fillies stroked the soft feathers on her neck, armpits, ribs, belly, and sides. They made sure not to stick to one place for too long; They didn't want Minkie to get used to one feeling.

"Awww, does this tickle, Obsidian?" Inkie Pie asked in a teasing tone.

Minkie Pie nodded as she laughed harder and louder.

"Good," Inkie winked at her sister, then said, "Okay, everypony. I have an amazing idea."

"Yay! Idea, idea!" Pinkie Pie squealed, then giggled.

"We're all going to choose a spot. I call Minkie's belly. Everypony else choose a spot!"

And so, they did. Blinkie Pie took Minkie's left side, while Pinkie took her right side. Babs took one of Minkie's hooves along with Derpy, and Apple Bloom took her neck.

"Do we all have a spot?" Inkie asked. When everypony nodded, she continued, "Okay. When I give the signal, we're all going to blow one raspberry on our spots. As big of a breath as you can. Then we'll stop. Ready?"

The bakers all took in big breaths of air and puffed their cheeks.

"Set..." Inkie Pie filled her own cheeks with oxygen, then clapped her hooves. All of the bakers, at once, swung their heads down and blew the biggest raspberry they could on their spots. Minkie Pie gasped and screamed, back arching so much, it looked as if it was painful. Her laughter went silent and tears streamed down her face. This was unbearable and she hoped she never experienced it again. However, she had to say that this was fun. She had never laughed unless it was out of manic behavior from playing with their victims. This felt nice to finally laugh and smile like she had the very first day she saw Marblestone.

Once everypony's raspberry was done, they all panted and let Minkie Pie's limbs fall limp. Obsidian Pie panted as well, eyes closed and curled into a ball. However, she still had a huge smile on her face. The other bakers noticed this and smiled wide.

"Did you have fun, Minkie?" Apple Bloom asked.

Minkie Pie nodded, "Y-Yehes..." She panted, residual giggles climbing up her throat. She opened one eye and stared at her sisters. They all wore smiles, as well. But they were just like hers; Happy.

She slowly sat up once she had calmed down and wiped the sweat from her brow.

"Now you know what tickling is," Inkie said with a shit-eating grin on her face.

"Yes," Minkie nodded, "And I hope to do it to you all someday."

The other bakers' eyes widened slightly and they all gulped in unison. Did they really think they could tickle Equestria's darkest and scariest mare and get away with it?

The End