Liarjack goes to the dentist

Pearly scooted back, admiring her hard work. Liarjack’s teeth were now scraped of their filmy coating, and were prepped for cleaning. The dentist took some time to furiously breathe in some fresh air, finally free from Liarjack’s putrid breath. Her mouth smelled of a rotten mixture of apples and an assortment of sweets, proving Pearly’s point. She doesn’t brush, that liar Pearly furiously thought, prepping the cleaning tools necessary for the treatment.

Liarjack sprang up, and arched her back like a hissing cat, “What in Equestria do you plan on doin with that?”

“It’s just a chemical that will help clean your teeth, Celestia knows you need that.” Pearly quickly clamped her jaw shut, and cursed to herself on the inside.

“What did you say? Ahll pound you into ah pulp!!” Liarjack flailed her hooves, one coming dangerously close to the shrinking pony, who had slunk over towards a very appealing metallic speaker on the wall.

“Code brown! CODE BROWN!!!!” Pearly desperately screamed into the speaker, grabbing a small gas mask off of the wall.

Sirens filled the room, and a white powder slowly descended from an unforeseeable point in the ceiling. Liarjack screamed in confusion, and possibly horror. She grew lightheaded, and felt her knees begin to buckle and keel underneath her body, it was as if she were a ship being shattered by a cannonball. Then the giggling started, small and slow at first, but eventually growing into chest-heaving cries of some unknown happiness. After a good amount of time, the air vents sucked the last of the strange dust out of the room, and Pearly gently removed her mask, hanging it back onto its nook. Carefully supporting her body weight, she gingerly placed Liarjack back into the chair, and prepped for the rest of the job
~~*~*~*~~*~~*~*~*~~

“Is this real liiiiife?” Liarjack slurred, drool rolling out of the corner of her slacked jaw.

“Yes, sweetie, now hold still.” Pearly responded, gently dabbing the drool away with Liarjack’s paper bib. She had to admit, the laughing powder really was an ingenious invention. She grinned, as she prepped for the next step.

Liarjack’s mouth was filled with the sweet minty taste of the flavored chemical, and little grains of the chemical also resided in her teeth and tongue. By grinding her teeth together, she could successfully feel her teeth running smoothly together, for a change.

“How do you feel?” Pearly aimlessly asked, while rooting through the industrial cabinets. She expected no reply, or at least not the true reply. She really is a wild card; she chuckled inwardly, and then stopped.

“Ah…. Feel….Terrible” Liarjack spaced out, the drugs being more potent than expected. Pearly could hear the pleasant tone in her voice, and knew she was lying. There’s no fixing you, she sighed, and readied the filling chemicals.
Carefully positioning the tool above Liarjack’s tooth, she prayed for the best, and began to drill.
~~*~*~*~~*~*~*~~*~~
Liarjack barley felt the drill as it burrowed through her tooth, and certainly didn’t taste the sour tang of the blasted chemical **as it was injected into her tooth. She just daydreamed on and on about the universe, and about how high she was now.

“Ghubb…luhrrr shuuu.” Liarjack spat, as Pearly stared at her.

“Please don’t talk.” She said, the sugary garnish on her words only masking her frustration. She set back to work, and had successfully filled three of the eight cavities present in the work ponies’ mouth. Sighing, she set back to work.
~~*~~*~*~~~*~**~~*~

**** I speak from experience, that chemical tastes like crap :P