Josh Scorcher Reviewer in equestria

Josh was sitting down in his bunker at Cherry Point, North Carolina. He simple reached over at that moment grabbing ahold of a cup of hot joe, the image of pinkie pie residing on it today felt like a day he needed some don't question it as he began popping his neck.

"So What too do what too do."

He exclaimed it right than looking towards his computer, for the past few hours he wanted to avoid, it. Why he had no idea, maybe it was the fear of hitting it and suddenly bombarded with questions upon question he just didn't want to answer. He sighed some feeling in truth bored. What more could he do, He finished the recent review and didn't want to start so early on another one wanting the set to sink in.

No today he might settle down with a game though what would it have been he had no idea.

"I swear What is there to do." He exclaimed, if it wasn't for the fact he just woke up he'd probably just head right back to bed. Though than again it wouldn't have been such a bad idea, really how long has it been since he actually slept in, over thinking about this for a moment the last time he truely slept in was about a month before joining the Marines, now those where the days.

Day's he'd rather not fully remember. There were times he felt depressed of who he was and what had became of him almost the trouble to issues than he simply desided,

"You know what today I'm just going to get something to eat, it sounds like a great day to get out."

He reached over grabbing ahold of his jacket, which under it stood a small emblazment of the smiling mask of acting which stood pure red, and burning, He kept it near as a joke with his nickname being known as the firey joker.

Passing the barrack memberrs he gave a wave his body moving wanting out for a few hours, checking over his schedual there wasn't much after some regulated training it seemed he was off for the rest of the day, so Really their wasn't much well spent or needed.

That was when it happened. Josh moved takin one step ready to cross the road, and the next thing he knew he was being flung in the air hit by what seemed to be the best he could  tell was a yellow 2010 Chevy Camarro. He'd exclaimed at this moment before feeling the world going know,

"(YAY!) YOU MICHEAL BAY!"

Than suddenly a large flash of light extumulated right than hitting all around as he screamed almost loudly, sometimes wishing he had the physical defining abilitys he showed on his show but this was not possible he knew that he wished though now he'd give anything to know he would survive, beside who would review the opening for season six. Silverquill he thought not.

There he felt a flash of light overwhelm him and a calming imbrace passing over for him, surely he didn't know why but he felt as though he was passing thought the shining gates of saint peter, he would decent and meet the almightly lord till suddenly overwhelmed with a figure appearing he only muttered;

"Princess Celestia?!"

Than everything went dark. He was like this for so long he lost count still remaining concense he never knew what it was around him it scared him, he feared the idea what if this was the afterlife, just a void of nothingness and no life just eternal darkness and silence with his thoughs. That idea scared him, till he heard;

"TWILIGHT! TWILIGHT COME HELP!" He heard a young boys voice calling out it was so familiar, it had to have been he had no idea if it was a good joke but he simply responded;

"Cathy Weseluck?" He eyes fluttered open soon hearing as the voice said;

"What kind of nake is Cathy Weseluck?" He opened his eyes right than and soon standing before him looked to be that of... SPike the Dragon.

The moment he saw the purple dragon he went and exclaimed,

"Holy F(yay)ing S(yay)t! It's Spike!"

Spike looked over at him for the moment saying,

"Yeah I'm SPike and you are." His Green eyes staring over at him for the oment comfused and Josh only though to himself;

"I wish I Drank because right now I feel the urge to drink coming over me."

Spike simply looked over at Josh for the moment, as he stared, for the second and simple right than It was twilight moved over towards him looking as He was mesmericed,

"Well this is new."

"Whats new?" Twilight asked at this moment looking over towards Scorch looking him with those soft purple eyes. He tried thinking of the right thing to say at this moment though found nothing as he felt the only urge he coul looking down there he stared look here was once a man in the finest bit of shape when he was human now looked over seeing right than red hooves.

"OH FUCK!" He screamed out.

"Are you ok." twilight asked looking over at the freaked out man which Spike exclaimed;

"Twilight i think he isn't all the way here." He than proceed to move his little fingers around in circle which Josh responded by wanting to hit him but was barely able to move at this point.

"No I'm Not crazy, come on now! Wait... This is a dream. haha It's all a dream maybe I passed out and I'll wake up in bed."

Josh looked around soon suddenly begining to run towards a wall as he looked straight towards, it and soon Ran straight at it, quickly. His eyes focused on it. When he did that he ran straight towards hitting it. The only response was.

"Ouch!" Rubbing his head, there he felt what seemed to be a long red horn.

"Holy molly I'm a unicorn... and this isn't a dream."

It would've been right than he screamed at the top of his lungs. Twilight and spike only stared at him and wondering what was going on.