Author's Note

I'm glad you guys really like my story. I never thought I'd actually write a clopfic that was actually enjoyable. That being said, I'll start taking requests at some point down the line.

Dandelion hunting.... (And self sucking)

You have been thinking about this all day. How is it that she didn't tell me? you wonder to yourself as you go about your day. She's pregnant for Celestia's sake! She'd rather wake you up with a blowjob than tell you? But why? you can't help but feel happy and guilty at the same time. Happy because you're going to be a father, but guilty because you didn't expect it to happen so soon.

You decide to cook her a wonderful meal tonight, so you make your way to the market, looking around at all the stalls. Then it hits you... What does she even like to eat? Other than muffins, you don't even know what she likes. So you decide to wing it, and prepare a meal of cooked veggies, and a dandelion salad. For dessert, home made apple fritters, just like your mother used to make you back in Manehattan.

A half hour later, you've gotten everything to make the perfect dinner. The only thing you're missing are the dandelions. Wild dandelions tend to grow outside Ponyville in the field near the river. Wild dandelions are also better tasting and much more rare. Which would make for a perfect salad. As you make your way to the fields, you start to think about this morning again. Derpy was full of surprises from time to time, but tying you up, and making you smell her rear end? That was something you wouldn't have expected even from pinkie pie, the mare who pretty much defines both kinky and party in the same sentence.

But that scent... there was something about it that drove you wild. Sure you've had fantasies, and you've even seen a few pictures of mares farting and pooping, usually on another tied up stallion or mare, but this was different. You've experienced it first hoof. Feeling her soft supple cheeks press down on your face while you smell her musky blueberry scent mixed with... Other scents. You kind of wish she was here to let you smell her again. As you think about it more, you start to feel your shaft start to harden. The breeze of this beautiful day just feels wonderful.

You decide to take a break before looking for the dandelions to relieve yourself. Setting your saddlebags down and sitting by the river, you take a quick look around. No pony was in sight, so you decide to try something new. You've used this technique before, but never in public. Normally you can do this standing, giving how flexible you are, but you decide to find a rock to prop yourself up. Once you do, you lay on your back with your hind legs in the air, your throbbing cock smacking you in the face as you bend your hips down. Being flexible and having an exceptionally long cock made this all the less difficult.

You blush as you feel your own hot breath on your tip as it starts to slowly leak precum onto your snout. You then take your cock into your mouth and begin sucking, the feeling of being sucked off and doing the sucking drives your senses wild. You start thrusting into your own mouth, wondering what Derpy would think if she saw you doing this. You start to fantasize about her walking in or even flying by to discover you sucking on your own cock. You can picture her watching with a euphoric smile on her face as her hoof slowly and steadily rubs her wet, dripping mare hood, moaning as she does.

Then you imagine something even more kinky. In your fantasy, as you suck your cock, she slowly saunters over to you, and she starts to lick your anus, as she does, you start to shiver, imagining the feeling of her warm tongue on your tight flesh ring, after a few minutes of rimming you, she bends down to suck on your balls.

While you continue to suck, you massage your anus with your hoof, shuddering as you gag on your shaft. Thats right Derpy... Massage my asshole you dirty slut. Suck on my huge balls... in your fantasy, you look up to see her standing over you with her hoof massaging her pussy as she continues to suck on your nutsack. After a few minutes of this, she tenses up and squirts her juices all over your face, moaning as she does.

Finally, you're yanked back to reality as you start cumming into your own mouth, shooting rope after rope of sweet, salty cum down your throat. You savor every drop of your own nectar and sigh happily letting your softening member release from your mouth with an audible 'pop'. You're not gay, but you really love to suck yourself off from time to time when clopping tends to get boring. There's just something about the feeling of having your own cock in your mouth that makes pleasuring yourself feel much better.

You stand up and stretch, looking around once more. As you look up you notice Derpy flying overhead. As she does you duck behind the rock so you don't get spotted. Did she see me? How long was she up there? you wonder to yourself as she flies by. Guess she didn't see me after all. you look around to see that the coast is clear. Then your eyes light up. Right by the river, yellow as Celestia's sun, sat a patch of dandelions. You make your way over and pick as much as you can, placing them in your saddlebags. On your way back to your house you can't help but smile. Today really was a good day, and it's only going to get better.

You walk up the path to the house and stop. Listening behind the door, you hear somepony inside. It sounded like someone was hurt. You open the door, and your saddle bags, and jaw both drop. Derpy was in your living room propped against the couch, laying on her back, and licking her own pussy. You close the door behind you and she stops, scrambling to get to her hooves.

"Oh anon you're home! I was just..." She starts to say, but she immediately looks down and sees your hardening cock and smirks. "Happy to see me?"

You nod and blush, as you stand there slowly massaging your cock with your hoof. She trots over to you and kisses you on the lips. "I saw you in the field today..." As she says this you blush.

"Y-y-you did?" You stutter, she trots behind you and puts her hoof on your flank, rubbing very close to your plothole.

"Oh yeah... Just watching you go to town on yourself like that, sucking on your own cock like no tomorrow..." She moves her hoof down and massages your balls. "I was so horny I landed on a nearby cloud and just started hoofing myself while watching. Rubbing my clit and licking my juices while you sucked yourself off... You're such a naughty stallion.~"

Then, she circles around to your front and raises her plot to you. "Go ahead big boy... Fuck me and help me get off. That's what I was trying to do before you came home. Go on anon.... Rut me like the dirty slut I am!"

You happily oblige and mount her, thrusting yourself in all the way. You hold yourself there and let your tongue hang out as her pussy pulsates around your cock, slowly and steadily milking it for every ounce of seed that you have. After a minute of this you start thrusting in and out as she starts moaning, she grabs something from her bag and holds it up. As you continue to fuck her you see that it's a big dildo shaped like a stallion's cock, she takes the whole thing in her mouth to get it all lubed up before giving it to you.

"Stick it in my ass! I want both holes filled!" She said moaning. You take the dildo and plunge it deep into her ass while continuing to fuck her pussy. "That's right! Just like that! Mmmm fuck me harder!" She screams out and bucks back into you.

Soon, Derpy screams out and tenses up as her juices coat your cock and balls just as you start cumming hard. Finally, you both release from your lovemaking embrace and kiss as your seed slowly leaks from her folds. "That was amazing.... So- aahhh!" Just as she speaks, her body is rocked by a second orgasm as the dildo slowly slithers from her anus, falling with a 'pop' and landing on the floor. "A-amazing..." She picks up the dildo and licks it clean before putting it away.

You gather up your bags and bring them in the kitchen, putting your groceries away for tonight. "Derpy we need to talk about something. But not now. I'm making dinner toni-" as you walk back in, you find Derpy asleep on the couch. You chuckle and kiss her cheek. "Until tonight my love..."

You place a blanket over her and trot right into the kitchen to start cooking. As you do, you remember the pregnancy test. Hopefully, you can get the answers you're looking for.