Tartarus High

(A/N sorry this is late but I've got a huge collaboration project with Photo Journal, Lunar Justice and a third guy I forget his username to deal with now. this chapter was brought to you because i started watching Rosario + Vampire)

“What is that?” Twilight asked. Chrysalis had led Twilight, Celestia and Frostbite to what was basically a mess hall. Twilight was unsurely looking at the drink she had been given.

“It’s Changeling alcohol. We call it Crystal Water, it’s distilled from the water that drips down the crystals in our caverns and a special ingredient is added to make it into an alcoholic drink. We drink it with every meal, like Wine.” Chrysalis answered.

“Oh, ok. Is it strong?” Twilight asked.

“Very.” Chrysalis replied, downing an entire glass with a giggle.

“Whoa...yer all...bluh...” Celestia giggled. Chrysalis was currently changing her form into theirs, but was doing so while heavily intoxicated. The resulting... thing... look rather like someone plucked random features from all of them and randomly threw them onto her. Twilight and Frostbite were rolling on the ground laughing.

“Bluh?... that sounds like blue... bleach... blergh...” Chrysalis went on for a moment, naming things that started with bl.

“We should prob’ly get outta here... they’re all givin’ us funny looks.” Twilight giggled. She was probably the least intoxicated, but she was still utterly wasted.

“Oh! Oh! Tel’port us!” Chrysalis exclaimed.

“I’ve never been teleported...” Frostbite said softly. When she was drunk she didn’t act like it... she was just sitting and laughing at the others.

“Oh it’s so FUN!” Twilight exclaimed. There was a flash of Lavender light and suddenly there was a sound of rushing wind.

“WAH!” they all yelled as they found themselves a few hundred feet in the air. Falling. Quickly. Another flash and they found themselves in the caverns. Twilight groaned and there was one more final flash. Third time’s the charm, they were in the big room that was theirs.

“WEEEEEEE!” Frostbite exclaimed.

“’Mind me never to tel’port drunk again.” Twilight said, plopping down on her bed.

“Hey... there’s something you should probably know about me...” Frostbite said with a grin.

“Oh? Wha’ be that?” Twilight asked.

“I don’t slur my speech... but you should now... I’m a horny drunk.” She giggled.

“Oh aren’t we all?!” Celestia blurted out, flailing her arms and legs upward from her place next to them. Twilight knew exactly what that implied. Under normal circumstances she would have been embarrassed. but now she was drunk, it excited her. But wait, she had a girlfriend. She looked at said girlfriend. Said girlfriend was making out with Chrysalis.

“Hey...” Twilight moaned, poking Celestia in the side of the head.

“Eheh...wha?” Celestia said, looking over at her.

“We’re all drunk... an’ yer already doin’ stuffs... wha’bout me?” Twilight slurred. Celestia giggled and threw her arms around Chrysalis’ and Twilight’s shoulders and plopped back downwards onto the bed.

“Menage et Toi!” Celestia exclaimed. Twilight looked at Chrysalis. Chrysalis looked back. they grinned.

“Hey whoa...what about me?” Frostbite asked.

“Uh...Menage et... uh...Quatre?” Celestia offered unsurely.

“Oh hell yes!” Frostbite exclaimed, scootching in next to Twilight.

“We needs a bigga bed!” Chrysalis pouted.

“On it!” Twilight said and clapped her hands. the bed, which would comfortably hold two people, tripled in size.

“YAY!” Chrysalis exclaimed, clapping her hooves.

“Come on then!” Frostbite exclaimed, top literally flying off.

“I’m glad I’m drunk off my ass or this’d be weird!” Chrysalis exclaimed, pouncing on the wolf woman. Literally.

“Well now, we don’t want to be left behind now, do we?” Celestia’s voice tickled Twilight’s ears. the tone made her shiver in anticipation.

Once again, Twilight was glad she was wasted. Currently, her head was between Celestia’s legs, doing exactly what you think she is. Celestia’s was between Frostbite’s, and she between...Twilight’s? She had gotten the strange idea to use her changeling powers to change into Twilight... and then proceed to do what could only be described as a circle of... well... pleasure. Twilight had thought it was weird as first... it put a whole new meaning to masturbation. But the fact that not only did they look the same, but their bodies were the same -including pleasure spots and the such- it was quickly quite enjoyable.

Chrysalis was the first to go, Frostbite would randomly breath straight into her womanhood with a chilling breath that certainly did not cool her down.

Twilight was right behind her. Frostbite may have been amazing at finding her new spots, but that let Chrysalis know where Twilight’s were.

Frostbite was next, she may be a horny drunk, but she doesn’t have much practice containing release.

Celestia was a tough one, apparently she had trained herself to not release while drunk. because she wasn’t budging. “C’mere Twi, lemme at ‘er!” Frostbite said. Twilight grinned and stopped her actions. Frostbite quickly took over. Chrysalis joined her. Celestia had to admit, she had never had the pleasure of having two tongues working on her.

And then there was Twilight. She crawled up to Celestia’s face and locked her in a kiss. she had tasted herself on Twilight’s tongue before, but the fact she was being worked on by two other women at the same time?... man, it had never excited her like that before. Twilight began running her hands down her body. she would trace the curves ever so gently, just enough to cause that ticklish feeling that just made you shiver.

And there it was. Twilight knew it was there. the release. Celestia moaned into their kiss and pulled her close. Chrysalis and Frostbite knew instantly, for... eh... obvious reasons.

After they had *ahem* cleaned up they were in what would pass as PJs and were laying in the enlarged bed.

“That was...different.” Twilight said.

“Oh but trying new things is always fun!” Chrysalis said.

“I’ll have to agree with that one.” Celestia purred.

“I second.” Frostbite yawned.

“You got me there.” Twilight giggled.

“Well. look what we have here... Two Nightstalkers, A Wendigo and a Changeling in bed, together, after a night of sloppy drunken sex.” Celestia chuckled.

“Well I guess this means we’ll never turn on each other, eh?” Frostbite said.

“Well this changeling won’t need to eat real food for days after this.” Chrysalis said.

“Well one thing’s for sure...next time we get drunk we need to do this again.” Twilight said. this earned a round of tired laughter. they soon were all asleep, exhausted from their Day’s, and Night’s, activities.