Author's Note

Warning:
This is anti-shipping. If you are proud of shipping character then either knock it off or don't read this chapter.

Daring Do Shares My Opinion Of Shipping

Daring Do was pacing around her cottage. She didn't like to get upset over matters she had no control over, but she couldn't get over her frustration over her good for nothing fans.
The majority of them had little care for plot, character development, or anything; they just wanted to ship everypony with everypony. It was infuriating.
She never told too many ponies that Daring DO was real and that these books were actually her autobiography; but she still wished those retards would have similar (if not identical) views of Daring Do the character as Daring Do the actual author.

Daring Do stopped and took a deep breath. She hated getting worked up about this matter.

"Why can't those dumb clucks ever knock off shipping me with Ahuizotl?!" Daring shouted, "I'm asexual, Ahuizotl is evil and isn't even the same species as me! Why should a pony be in love with him anymore than a pony should be in love with their dog! And if nothing else shipping just means you lack a decent imagination!"

Daring stepped over towards her window, opened it, then shouted at the top of her lungs, "Shipping is the bane of my existence! STOP IT YOU GRUNTS!"

Daring closed the window and sighed, "Romance is fine and all, but it needs to be kept in it's place."

THE END