A Lying Griffon

by Derpibra

Rating: everyone
Tags: Drama, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Slice of Life, Alternate Universe
Length: 1185

A griffon, known as Gaffold, finally pays for his misdeeds.

A short allegory about a griffon, once known as Gaffold the Great, has been brought from the top to the bottom of the economical food chain.

Once a great business Griffon, his cruel business tricks were revealed in place of his perceived excellence, and he paid the price.

Published 2016-02-23 02:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-23 02:30:01 UTC

A Dirty Move

The Equestrian State Building, or ESB, was home to one of the richest Griffons in Manehattan. The building, constructed with mighty golden trims and made almost completely of glass, with only some forms of metal composing the most vital parts of it. It was in the very heart of the modernized metropolis that was Manehattan.

In the office on floor fifty, sat the Griffon in question. A Griffon of a very rare breed; feathers that had colors that would burn as bright as the sun, and the suit he wore was not unlike that of himself. Brightly colored yellow, and a red-iron badge right over his bosom. His hat- a fedora, was bright red with black professional glasses serving as an additional accessory.

As for the Griffon himself, he was a professional in the arts of charisma, and quite adept at talking ponies out of their wallets. He showed no mercy in the locomotive industry, as was his line of work. He believed that- to be successful, one must lash at their challenges, with wit and aptitude. And, as it were, he was the most successful within this trade. No one could con him out of not even a single coin. An unbeatable force of wealth and influence.

He sat in his like-colored chair, looking beyond the puny buildings below his in both expense and stature, it brought a smile to his beak. As he gazed below, he heard his door brought ajar by hopefully another client. As he turned about, he laid his eyes upon a mare of which he’s never seen before. She was a lovely light pink color with a sky blue mane. She bore amethyst eyes, and a lustrous turquoise dress as a cutie mark.

“Welcome to the ESB.” He greeted. “My name is Gaffold, the CEO and owner of this establishment.” He reached out to shake her hoof.

“Good morning Mr. Gaffold. I am Magistra.” She returned his gesture.

“A pleasure. Please, have a seat.”

“Thank you.”

As she made herself comfortable, he continued on, ready to make use of his Silver Tongue- as it was known. “Are you looking to purchase a vehicle?”

“On the behalf of me and my husband, yes.”

“What are you looking for?”

“Something cheap and reliable- something for the family.”

“Well, Magistra, as you know, we do not sell cheap.”

They both shared a friendly chuckle.
“I’m well aware of how many zeroes you like to add to the price tags.” She jested. “But, knowing how… well versed you are, I figured you would like to make deals as well. You don’t make your products expensive for no reason!”

“That much is correct.” He brought a cup of dark coffee to his beak and sipped before placing it back down. “So, what kind of car are you searching for? A minivan? Station Wagon?”

“Oh goodness no. Those vehicles are rather shabby looking! I would like a sedan, preferably.”

“The cheapest one- but one of the most reliable, is our 1995 Honda Accord at a mere 3,000 bits.” He explained as his eyes crossed a document on his desk. In truth, the price was only one thousand bits, but that detail- the right one- was what he didn’t want her, or any pony for that matter, to know.

“It’s that much? How… expensive.”

“We will throw in a four year warranty and a starters insurance plan for free if that sweetens the deal for you, my dear.”

“Well… it is tempting… okay. I will fill the paperwork and pay with a check, yes?”

“However you please.”

After an hour, or what felt like an hour, the transaction was complete. He made his bits (perhaps more than he should have), and a mare with a new vehicle satisfied.

Only months later though, his falsified information had been uncovered by one of his executives named Enchante’, while cleaning his office as he departed the building on a Friday, also discovering that he has been cheating ponies of their bits since day one! Staggered, she brought this to the attention of her coworkers, and labeling him as a fraudulent business owner.
Rumors turned into eventual truth, and he was exposed. He was due to go to court only days after the discovery has been released, and today, on a Tuesday, he stood in the courtroom with nervousness plaguing his mind.

After being judged, he was sentenced to three years, considering how long his crimes have been committed. After being released, he was stripped of his belongings and Business License.
After his foothold in the world had been lost due to an accidental discovery, he was unable to maintain his once lavish lifestyle, and lost his residence, now condemned to the streets with no hope of change.

He paid the price- an expensive one.

Consequences

The day was grim and cloudy, the streets of Manehattan, the metropolis that was once under Gaffold’s claws, all stripped away within what felt like minutes. Still donning his suit, even after months of homelessness, was his only reminder of him being the top dog- formerly so.

He carried a rucksack, unconcerned of how it may dirty his suit. The streets felt solemn, empty. As he walked, every citizen that knew him, all gave him looks of disappointment or merely sulked at him.

Then, night bestowed its gaze onto Manehattan, Gaffold sitting in his tent, burdened by the growing chill in the air. The alleyways were pitch black and neglected of any maintenance.

“My tongue… unable to help me escape the Judicial System…” He mumbled to himself, for he had no more allies. “My connections, wealth, gone… My identity, soiled with no chance of return…!” He set a barrel alight and chanced at warming up next to it, but the flames could not alleviate the chill he felt. “How…? How did she find out? Enchante’, my own executive, caught me in my lies… my pursuit of bits… over.”

He sat quietly until the urge to speak, to no one but himself, rose again. “I… I must disappear… I’ve no place here any longer. I must pursue a new purpose. Within the morning, I shall go. I don’t know where, but I will leave. Perhaps from Equestria, not with money, but with my legs…”

With his final thoughts crossing his mind, he retired to his tent, eating a stale pack of crackers to prevent starvation.

And so morning came.

Just like that, the brightly colored homeless Griffon everyone became so used to seeing day to day… disappeared, without a trace. But no one cared- the residents thought nothing of it. But this was not to the surprise of Gaffold. He ventured on, surviving on garbage and- unfortunately, small animals. Soon, he became accustomed to such a… cave pony lifestyle, but that did not reduce the feeling of loss he suffered as he ventured beyond.

A Great Griffon no longer… merely one that vanished into the busy streets of other towns, until his presence was no longer acknowledged whatsoever, not even by the most curious of souls.

Where has he gone?