Meet Rarity. Fashionista. Element of generosity. Owner of a succesful business. 273 years old vampony.

...I beg your pardon?

When one has been alive that long, one gains a lot of experience and learn some valuable lessons. How to stay alive, how to separate chiffon and georgette and how to get your crush to notice you.
Ok, perhaps not the last one. Apparently Twilight Sparkle don't get subtle hints. But then, when you are a supernatural being with some rather enthralling powers and opportunity knocks...

Really, darling, it's not like some good, old-fashioned mind-control could hurt someone! Right?

Right.

Written for Monochromatic's Raritwi contest. Dark tag for... dark stuff.
Warning! Contains some Shakespeare. Edited by Derpiushoovicus2.
Cover by Spydol and used with permission.