Doctor Whooves of Gallopfrey

Yawn

The Doctor rose in his jimmy jams.

He yawned once more.

He walked to the storage cubes of the TARDIS and picked out of the selection of his ‘New Clothes’

Slinging the scarf around his neck he checked for his sonic. Which was in his pocket.

Rarity bustled in.

“Oh Doctor, Doctor, Doctor … what have you done to your wardrobe?!”

“Oh uhm, I regenerated”

“Well these drab clothes simply will not do darling, come to the boutique and I will aid in your … dilemma”

A tin dog rolled in and shot a laser inches away from Rarity’s hooves.

‘Masters clothes are perfectly fine, no help necessary’

Rarity levitated the clump of metal into the air and moved it face to face with the Doctor

“Get your … Dog … away from me, I’m allergic”

“Oh get real, he’s metal”

“Oookaaayyy, where are they, they should be here by now!”

“SURPRISE”

A certain pink mare tapped rarity on the back

“WELCOME TO THE DOCTORS BIRTHDAY!”

The Doctor delightfully chimed in

“That, by all means sound great, but I kind of have to go and save somepony”

Pinkies hair deflated and she frowned

Ditzy flew in and nuzzled the Doctor

“Something’s going on in the Daegoba system” (Sly Star Wars Reference)

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Everypony laid still on the floor.

Doctor

Ditzy

Twilight

Rainbow

Rarity

Pinkie

Flutter

Applejack

The Doctor shot up and let words fly out of his face at 999MPH

He span around and noticed everypony still lying there

“Hello?” He paused and coughed “Is anypony there?”

“Hello Doctor!”

A voice piped in from behind the stallion

The Doctor span around and found himself face to face with Discord!

“What do you want with me?” The Doctor sprinted to the far end of the TARDIS holding his sonic.

“Oh, I thought you were a time traveller, didn’t you know I’m reformed!”

“Reformed?”

“Yes that’s right, and” Discords face turned solemn as he stared down at the ponies “I think there dead”

It sent a chill through the Doctors spine

“OF COURSE NOT DISCORD, K9 run a check on their heart beats”

‘Of course master’

The Dog rolled over the bumpy floor of the TARDIS

Doing a quick scan on all the ponies he rolled back with both good news and bad news.

‘Master, everypony save for Twilight is in fine condition’

Still having a hearty chinwag to discord he realized what the dog just uttered.

“What’s wrong wi – with Twilight?”

‘Master, she is sick due to the planet we have crashed on and relies on magic’

“What sort of magic?”

‘The magic of friendship’

Sprinting to the doors the Doctor burst out and fell straight onto the dirt. Staring at the magnificent haven that was treating his eyes he realized where he was.

“I don’t believe it, NEW EQUESTRIA”

He rotated his head for a while staring at each building.

He noticed a galactic hospital.

“Maybe they can fix Twilight”

Everypony lifted Twilight towards the hospital. Rarity queried the Doctor

“Darling, why don’t you just use some of that fancy regenerative energy on Twilight?”

“Because her injury is fatal, it would fix her but … kill me”

Then Flutter

“Uh Doctor, if you don’t mind me asking, when uh where are we?”

“New Equestria, your Equestria except, ooh I don’t know 10,000 years into the future!”

At that moment a great celestial light took place in front of them, spilling pink, peppermint, white and some sort of toothpaste colour all over them.

“Halt trespassers!”

Everypony cried in unison

“PRINCESS CELESTIA!”

Princess Celestia did nothing but stare at the limp body they were carrying.

“Oh my” She stumbled back and held her hoof to her forehead “Is that Twilight?”

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Discord floated out of the TARDIS and eyed off Celestia,

She looked distraught

“Twilight, we have death records and everything, she died thousands of years ago of a unequestrianly sickness”

She began to tear up before the Doctor interrupted

“Sorry to break this heartfelt moment, but if I am right and I usually am with these sorts of things, we need to get Twilight to the hospital ASAP”

“Yes, of course”

Levitating Twilight towards the Hospital celestia stared at the other ponies.

“Oh my, are you Twilights friends?” She checked her head again “You’ve been missing for I don’t know how many years”

Rainbow bombarded Celestia with one question

“But what about the elements?”

“Luna and I have been using them and” She began to tear up again “In a battle with Tirek, they we-were destroyed”

Reaching the milky white hospital doors they walked into Accident and Emergency or A&E for short.

In long stretching corridors they managed to find help.

“Uh, our friend here is sick and we don’t know what to do?”

Levitating the veil of its head it revealed itself as some sort of hybrid cat pony.

“Oh yes, I see the problem, I will see to it straight away”

She levitated Twilight to a ward and said it will be taken care of.

The Doctor asked if they wanted to explore.

Celestia said she has issues to deal with and teleported away.

“Twilight will be fine, there cat kind, the best nurses in all the universe, got a cure for everything apparently”

Outside the hospital they were about to go into the city.

“I’m going with the Doctor!” Ditzy called

“And whys that Ditzy?” Applejack remarked with a smug grin.

Ditzy face flushed a shade of red and she uttered some incomprehensible words.

Rarity chimed in “Oh come on Ditzy we all know you have a ‘thing’ for the Doctor”

“Shut up!”

Ditzy who could now be mistaken for a tomato just uttered two words

“Let’s go”

The Doctor agreed with the remark.

“Ok, Rarity and Flutter go east, Rainbow and Apple go west, Pinkie and Discord go south and Ditzy and I will go north” He made sure he was clear with everyone before saying “meet you in the TARDIS at four”

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Trampling down the dark alleyway The Doctor and Ditzy came across some street stalls that sold wondrous cake. The Doctor gobbled down truckloads of it. Ditzy who was hesitating thought she saw the salesponys mouth turn into an evil grin and flash normal.

The Doctor, (who should have took extra precaution) called

“Ditzy you must try this wonderful cake” He shovelled down even more of it “It’s absolutely amazing”

“Uh Doctor, I’m not sure you should be eating that”

“Oh nonsense!”

Ditzy stared down at the cake. She grabbed the Doctor and uttered words about the ‘treat’.

“Hey where are we going?”

“The TARDIS”

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Pinkie and Discord wandered down a road.

“Pinkie, be honest, have you ever liked me”

“Evil, No, Reformed, Yes”

Discord teleported in front of pinkie in an Elvis suit.

“Thank yer, thank yer Pinkie”

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Rainbow and Apple ran around the futuristic race track trying to see who ‘The Most Daring Pony’ was.

“If you think you’ll win you have another thing coming” Rainbow sprinted in front of Apple.

“Well if yer gonna float there’s no point” Apple slowed down

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Rarity and Flutter walked down a street that led to a cull de sac.

“Oh I would love to get a new fur, what about you flutter?”

“Oh uh okay”

“I wonder how Twilights getting on?”

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Twilight lay still in the bed getting fed by an IV fluids machine. She lay unconscious as the cat pony was making observations.

The cat tutted and asked

“Oh Twilight, what have you done to yourself?”

Another pony walked in and levitated a new bag of fluid onto the pedestal

“I don’t think she’s going to make it”

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Ditzy threw the Doctor into the TARDIS,

“Are you crazy?” She paused and rolled her eyes “Did you not see the demeanour of that salespony?”

“What do you meeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnn” The Doctors eyes rolled back into his head and he dropped. Ditzy dived down onto him

“Oh my, are you ok”

He was still breathing, he was only unconscious

Ditzy pulled out his sonic screwdriver from his tattered pocket and pressed the button. It spun around spewing emerald light everywhere.

“You never taught me how to use this!”

She blindly pointed it at the Doctor. Staring at the light show that was filling the TARDIS.

The Doctor blinked his eyes

“OH MY NEVER EAT THAT CAKE WHO WAS THAT PONY” He shot up at light speed.

He groggily loomed over towards the TARDIS console. He blindly pressed buttons, turning on the time manipulator.

“Doctor what about the others?”

“I’m going to fly sexy closer to the hospital”

“I’m sorry did you just call the TARDIS sexy”

“No, maybe not, yes”

He started stroking the console.

“Do you two want to be alone?” Ditzy was shocked at the behaviour of the Doctor “Must be the cake” she thought

Discord spied on the Doctor and giggled from his latest prank. Pinkie wandered over to him, he quickly shooed away the cloud he was using to spy on them.

Landing the TARDIS the Doctor snapped out of his trance.

He fell to the ground and muttered

“Whe-where am I”

“Doctor, are you ok?”

“Ditzy?”

“Yeah”

“Why is my only memory cake?”