pinkamena vs you

by tflex

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Human, Second Person, Adventure, Tragedy
Length: 1043

this was just a test read at your own risk.

[img]http://pre04.deviantart.net/6287/th/pre/i/2014/035/5/d/pinkamena_valentines_by_zacatron94-d7526nf.png[/img]constructive criticism please.
Found out they were no stories of this context so here we are.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-09 10:18:50 UTC

Chapter 1

it was a normal morning on earth ,you had just finished your breakfast on your desk in front of your computer normally you would be worried of your mother scolding you but you now lived alone it was an apartment, your bedroom was your favourite room you had a job at a local hardware store and since it was Saturday you had decided to surf the internet for ponies ,yes you were a closet brony and your origin story will have to wait.

Anyways you were surfing the internet looking for mods to add to the games in your computer when suddenly a portal opened in your computer screen and dragged you inside.

you could only think two words as you float into a twirly vortex in the fabrics of the universe 'buck this'.

After falling for what seems like hours you find yourself on the verge of unravelling out the mysteries of the universe, intense boredom can do that to you .

anyways you suddenly fall out of the portal at breakneck speed only to slow down and eventually fall noislessly on the ground.

you are glad to feel solid stone under you.

you quickly stand up only to regret it because all your joints crack into place at once, you brace yourself for the pain but none comes.

'bucking cartoon logic' you mutter as you get your bearings.

you then take a look around and find yourself in a dark room with a few crates of junk near you ,they are actually irrelevant to the story.

you glance around and see some kind of lighting near the middle of the room ,in a couple of seconds your eyes adjust to the light and what you see shocks you.

what you see is a repetition of cupcakes. pinkie or pinkamena as your intelligence briefed you (fanfiction).

FOCUS she was just about to hack off Rainbow Dash's wings when you suddenly know your purpose in this world: you must rescue this pony.

bet you didn't see this coming.

Adeline surges through your veins.

you do a battle cry and scream STOP RIGHT THERE.

Pinkamena's hooves freeze in mid air in mid air with the hatchet in the air she turns to you with a look of surprise on her face which quickly morphed back into a glare at you.

'Remember me?' you ask.

'no' she replies 'well?' aren't you gonna ask? you reply with sheer determination 'no,leave me alone' she sneers dangerously.

'ok, I'll tell you i'm Anon' you reply unfazed.

she slowly puts down the hatchet and sizes you up,but since she's an earth pony she couldn't do much unless you were at close range.

while you were having this monologue conversation you had been inching closer to her.

you had to be careful to not to make any mistake you decide what to do.

Hallucination you lunge at her but she uses the hatchet to slash at you cutting your arm you double up in pain as your eyesight is covered in blood.

Reality you had remembered your sleeping pills you felt your back pockets where you had kept your sleeping pills.

(don't ask me what you were doing with that ,because I'm not you)

you were going to do what no brony thought possible.

you had to get the pills into her mouth somehow . that was the only way to save Rainbow dash and there were two options,

either force it into her mouth therefore risking being stabbed or going the other way, either way you had to keep an eye on her at all times because her only means of attack per your intelligence(fanfiction) required stealth and/or sneak attacks so if you loose sight of her for a second you can consider yourself a cupcake victim.

while you were monologuing in your mind you saw her replace the hatchet on the table to pick up a cleaver knife.

this was your chance .

'FOR RAINBOW DASH' you screamed making her flinch and drop the knife as you dove towards her rolling to pick up the knife tackling her to the ground her coat was soft and smelled sweet, but you quickly popped the pills in your mouth.

with your arms holding her you pinned her to the ground.

she tried to struggle but with the look of fear on her face you knew it was cartels this was when you felt the pills in your mouth dissolve.

you looked down to find out that she had shut her eyes.

you immediately scooped her up while sitting down, looked into her wide open eyes and kissed her.

unluckily the pill was tactless so you couldn't exactly tell how much she took.

now don't ask what you were doing with a tactless sleeping pill.

you were melting into the kiss.

pinkamena struggled for a bit before being relaxing and giving in you couldn't risk using your tongue because she could literary bite it off.

you broke the kiss when you felt out of breath opening your eyes you stared into each other's eyes.

'look pinkamena, i cant let you do that to Rainbow dash, you will regret this later but by then it would be too late to stop i love you' you say to her she was looking at you incredulously you noticed that you were getting drowsy so you let go of her, but she pulled you back into a hug .

'thanks,i needed that' Pinkamena whispered into your ear as she cuddles you before passing out ,

you suddenly remembered Rainbow dash .

you tried to stand but you legs felt like lead, but somehow you made it to her quickly releasing her you carried her unconscious form out of the basement to Pinkie's bedroom.

returning to the bedroom with pinkamena proved to be difficult ,because your legs felt like lead.

as soon as you dropped her on the bed with Rainbow dash you climbed into it but before you fell asleep you felt pinkamena cuddle you from the front and rainbow dash hug you from behind

'tomorrow is gonna awkward' you think.

( looks like you saved the day or rainbow dash)

PS: i'm not gonna write that sequel,

i'm powered by inspiration.