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Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

by totallynotabrony
It's time for the annual Royal Guard training exercise. A ragtag crew playing bad guys has to go up against the entire rest of the Guard.

It's time for the annual Royal Guard training exercise. Corporal Melon Rind finds himself in the uncomfortable position of playing the part of bad guy in the war games, aided by a ragtag squad and a lunatic boss.

It goes about as well as expected.

Editing: jarrad96
Prereading/Art: arcanelexicon
Cover art: Bird Teeth Creatives

Teen
Complete
Alternate Universe
Thriller
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Adventure
 
OS

21391 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
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15 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 2016-08-23 09:33:26 UTC
    1747
  2. Chapter 2 2016-08-24 08:04:35 UTC
    1172
  3. Chapter 3 2016-08-25 06:05:37 UTC
    1443
  4. Chapter 4 2016-08-26 06:39:44 UTC
    1009
  5. Chapter 5 2016-08-27 08:09:27 UTC
    2226
  6. Chapter 6 2016-08-28 19:57:44 UTC
    1514
  7. Chapter 7 2016-08-29 20:12:57 UTC
    1084
  8. Chapter 8 2016-08-31 01:04:09 UTC
    998
  9. Chapter 9 2016-09-01 07:29:45 UTC
    1333
  10. Chapter 10 2016-09-03 05:11:33 UTC
    929
  11. Chapter 11 2016-09-04 14:51:55 UTC
    994
  12. Chapter 12 2016-09-05 13:19:59 UTC
    1044
  13. Chapter 13 2016-09-06 14:05:47 UTC
    3068
  14. Chapter 14 2016-09-08 08:30:50 UTC
    1774
  15. Chapter 15 2016-09-09 14:21:59 UTC
    1056