It took a couple of minutes but I finally finished the song. Of course, I was going to throw it away afterwards, it's just going to be used as an example for Twilight.

I'm not taking credit for the song either, it's already been made.

I got the attention of Twilight and Nyx and showed them the song. I coughed a little, readying myself. Little known fact, my friends back at Earth had noted my voice impersonations.

“Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you
Acting on your best behaviour
Turn your back on mother nature
Everybody wants to rule the world”

At the same time I finished the first section of the song, Pinkie had made Rainbow and Rarity grab their instruments and started playing the music for the song.

“Its my own design
Its my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right behind you

So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world”

I could see that the rest of the girls were enjoying it. Smiling, I kept on singing.

“I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it?
Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world”

Finishing the song, I sat back down while ripping the lyrics from the notebook. Then crumbling up the page and throwing it away, I gave the notebook to Twilight.

“All you need to do is write a song on something you know well.” I said before sitting down. I sar next to Nyx, who somehow got a rubix cube and had already completed to sides to it.

Only a few minutes of sitting and the bell rang.

“Come on girls, lunch awaits.” Pinkie said as she bounced out of the room.

“Hey wait up!” Rainbow said as she ran out after her. Soon the rest of the girls went out, along with Nyx. I stayed, not hungry and very tired from waking up too early today.

So, laying down on the couch I sat on, I closed my eyes and let sleep take me.

Twilight

Arriving at the cafeteria and waiting in the line, I felt someone tap my shoulder. I looked back and saw that it was Rarity.

“So darling, are you going to tell us how you met that handsome man?” Rarity asked. I blushed at this.

“Um, well. I first saw him near a corpse of a Manticore, I called out for him but he then jumped up to a window ten feet above him with ease and ran.” I said. Rarity looked at me in confusion.

“I didn't seem him until the day after when he came out of a castle library. He stood there before dropping a smoke pellet and went invisible. I then took hold of him with my magic and asked, I don't why but I almost ended up choking him. But he managed to escape again and I didn't see him until the day after.” I said.

“What happened?” Applejack asked.

“Celestia found him unconscious and brought him back to her castle, saying that he's someone very important to her. Later, He woke up and called Celestia ‘Mom’.” I continued.

“Princess Celestia’s son?” Sunset asked, to which I nodded

“You wouldn't believe the looks on my friends faces back at Equestria when they found out who the father was.” I said, remembering the encounter.

“Only hours later, I found him on a balcony overlooking Canterlot. We started talking a little and became quick friends.” I finished explaining.

“And all that happened two weeks ago?” Rainbow asked.

“Yeah.” I said as I grabbed a tray and went up.

After receiving our lunches and sat down on an empty table, the girls began to discuss on what to do at the Battle of The Bands. Me on the other hand, I couldn't stop thinking about Shade.

Realizing what my thoughts were, I blushed and shook my head.

‘It wouldn't work...would it?’

Shade

Nothing like a nap to rest the eyes. I sat up, it was only thirty minutes after I fell asleep.

Having nothing to do, I stood up and walked out the door. Traversing the school hallway, to find the library, I had passed three colorful girls with red gems on their necklaces.

Ignoring them and took a left, though I felt as if someone was giving me a weird look. Speeding up, I could see the library doors and quickly went in.

Sitting at one of many large tables, I had thought about the book of Demons and only seconds later it appeared in front of me.

Opening the book and read up on common demons, specifically the Oppressor and its sub-type, The Warscarred Ravager.

Seeing the similarities and slight differences, I read more on the Ravager.

I don't know how long I stayed there reading the book, I felt lost in my own little world. I was taken back to reality as I felt someone tap my shoulder.

I looked back and saw the librarian behind me.

“It's time to go, young man.” She said. I looked at a clock nearby and saw that it was indeed time, three in the afternoon.

I stood up and was about to grab the book but I noticed that it had disappeared. Sighing, I left the library without another word.

It didn't take long for me to get out of the school and as I stepped out the front doors, I noticed that I don't have a place to stay.

The portal is always open, so I'll be back for that later. Walking out the gates, I decided to walk around town for a while.

Only thirty minutes of walking and I've passed the human version of Sugarcube Corner, Carousel Boutique and I even saw Fluttershy at the animal sanctuary.

This place ain't half bad, better than the earth I came from. My thoughts were interrupted by the sound of a bell ringing very loudly.

I spotted the source and saw that it was a small building labeled Harvest & Trustee.

I raised an eyebrow as four well-dressed men wearing clown masks

A blue van soon appeared around the corner and stopped just in front of the four men. They quickly opened the back and placed their duffle bags inside and hopped in.

They then closed the door and drove off.

Realizing what even happened, I ran up to the end of the sidewalk as the van turned through a corner.

Seeing the cops zoom by the street after the van, I thought on a little trick the book mentioned.

Diablo liked to do something when fighting against those who are willing to do so. Saying the lines of the spell, I was blinded by a flash of light.

Following the sounds of gunshots and sirens isn't that hard, hell, a news chopper was hovering over the scene. Smirking under my mask, I stood up from the freeway railing as I saw the blue van about to go under the road I'm on.

With one foot in the air, I shook my arms and twisted my neck a bit.

“Maximum Effort.” I said to no one in particular as I walked off the edge, landing on the roof and taking a firm grip on it, I took out a katana and crawled closer to the driver's seat.

Once I was above the driver, I plunged the katana through the roof. The effects were immediate, the van started to lose control and took a hard right, making the van crash at an unmarked warehouse.

Hopping off the van and walking towards the back of the truck as I whistled Take on me. I took out my second katana and jammed it and started to apply force, slowly ripping the doors off its hinges.

It the popped off seconds later and I saw the same four men from earlier. They hadn't expected this to happen, they were groaning and slowly sitting up.

“What the Fuck, just happened!?” The one with the patriotic clown mask shouted.

“You know, I was wondering the same thing when I heard the bell.” I said as I walked passed them and grabbed the duffle bags.

Turning around, I was greeted with four gun barrels pointed at me.

“Where the fuck are you going?” The one with the flat mask and the british accent asked.

“Out.” I said as I grabbed the barrel of his gun and pushed. Quickly, I dropped onto the floor as they started firing.

“Fully automatic UAR’s.” I said as I swept my leg, making them all fall on to their asses. The british one finally got his weapon back as he quickly sat up.

As he pulled the trigger, I pushed the barrel upwards as he fully unloaded the clip.

“Thirty bullets inside each clip, you just wasted one of five clips.” I said as I took his gun and hit him with the stock of the gun. The mask cracked.

I suddenly felt pain from my leg. i looked down to see a large curved knife from the guy with the long nosed clown mask.

“Bad call.” I said as I grabbed him by the suit jacket and threw him out the van. I heard a click behind me and quickly ducked as a large bang emitted behind me.

I quickly turned around and took hold of the attackers arm, twisting it, earning a loud crack from the arm as he dropped his gun. I saw what it was, it was a desert eagle fifty caliber pistol.

I quickly took hold of his suit jacket and threw him out like the one I threw earlier. I did the same to the other two.

I made a shape of an unfinished square with my fingers, aiming for the shot.

“And he lines up the shot.” I said to myself as I then started running at them. Readying my fist, at the same time they got up and noticed what I was doing.

But it was too late as I chain punched them, one after the other fell back onto the floor, out cold except for one.

It was the one with the creepiest smiling clown mask.

“Motherfucker!” He said as he tried to deliver a strong punch. I took hold of his fist.

“Is this really what you were going for?” I asked, applying pressure his fist, earning a grunt from him.

“Goodnight!” I shouted as I pulled his fist, making him stagger forwards allowing me to head him, hard enough to make me feel dizzy.

He fell on the floor, cracks on his mask and a twitching hand. Finishing up by clapping my hands together in victory and turned towards the duffle bags in the van.

Opening the bags and seeing about four hundred thousand dollars in the first bag. Opening the rest and saw the same amount in each bag.

In total, it added up one million, six hundred dollars.

Smiling, I took ten thousand from the bag. I don't know how but I managed to put the money in my pockets.

Snapping my fingers, making a can of spray paint appear in my hands. I began writing down a small message with the paint.

“I'm sure you're confused, but don't worry, your friendly neighborhood Deadpool was on the case.”
XoXo Deadpool.

Finishing up, I threw the can behind me and walked away.

Heading in an alleyway, I made sure to have the money I took and made a back pack. Headache aside, I placed the money inside and began sprinting back to the bank.

Opening my eyes, I saw my clone at the far side of the park. Walking towards it as it acted dormant until I resumed control.
I took the bag and made the clone turn back into my shadow. That was a lot of fun but I have to get going.

Twilight Sparkle
Ten minutes earlier

I stared at the screen of the television in Pinkies room, seeing the news of the bank robbery. The girls and Nyx all had the same shocked faces.

“By the looks of this, I don't think they'll be-” The anchorman was interrupted as he placed two fingers at his ear.

“Wait, there's been a development in the chase. Marc, what's going on out there?” He asked as the screen split into two and showed the reporter inside the helicopter.

“It appears that a man in a tight red and black spandex suit had jumped off the freeway and landed on the suspects vehicle.” Marc the reporter said as the camera showed exactly what he said. The man in red and black had taken out a sword and plunged it on top of the drivers seat and not seconds later it spun out of control and crashed into a warehouse.

“John, I'm not sure what I just saw here. This man just-” With that the television was turned off.

I looked over to see a very worried Pinkie Pie holding the remote. Nyx ran up to me and said that she was scared. Fluttershy was quivering in fear.

All of a sudden a few knocks could be heard from the door.

“Pinkie, there's someone here looking for a Miss Twilight Sparkle.” Mr Cakes voice came through the other side. Everyone looked at me, shrinking under their gazes, I stood up and walked out of Pinkie's room and headed downstairs.

Finally down the stairs, I saw that it was Shade.

Beautiful was the only thing I could describe Twilight. Shaking my head a little, I walked up to her.

“I'm sure you saw the news.” I said, earning a nod from her. Smiling, I opened the bag and pulled out the Deadpool mask.

“That was you.” Twilight said in disbelief. Smiling sheepishly at her and putting the mask back in the bag.

“I couldn't just let them get away. Besides, these guys meant business, they'll kill anyone in there way as long as they have uniforms of the authorities.” I said.

“Next you're going say is that you took some of the money.” Twilight grumbled out.

“Uhhhh, about that.” I said as I twirled my thumbs around each other. Twilight, without hesitation, facepalmed hard.

“How much?” Twilight asked.

“Enough to not be noticed and it I do get noticed, I got a plan so don't worry about it.” I said as I hugged her. A bit of Deadpool was still in my head, but Twilight didn't know that but gave a blissful sigh as I did.

Author's Note

Everybody wants to rule the world by Ninja Sex Party. Original song by Tears for Fears

Sorry it took long, I've been sick the entire day and as for yesterday, I just didn't want to do anything for awhile.

Anyway, I got a cold, it's friday and it's raining sideways.

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