Equestria's Primal Arrival

by jaredtheminer21

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 412

[Mlp+Far Cry Primal crossover]

[Mlp+Far Cry Primal crossover]

Josh was just a normal man, besides the fact he was obsessed with Far Cry. It was his life. So when Primal came out he decided that he would dress as Takkar. And you all know what happens next.

[Sex for suggestive themes.]
[Far Cry is owned by Ubisoft]
[And Mlp is owned by Hasbro]

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-27 08:07:54 UTC

Arrival

I look up at the giant stadium Comic Con is in in utter shock. I look around and find that I'm surrounded by all kinds of characters, from Darth Vader to Takkar as I'm dressed as. My name is Josh. The costume was really good, I even got a hold of my cousin in Missouri to get real leather. But it was missing one thing, the shell bracelet, the one that signifies being a member of the Wenja. I wander around looking at the stands, when I see just what I need, but it's in a stand owned by a very suspicious looking man who kind of reminds me of The Merchant from Resident Evil.

"How are you today," I ask him.

"Good," he replies, "Business is slow though, but I assume you've come to change that?".

I brush my long hair to the side in fear and ask, "What made you guess?" This guy gives me the creeps.

   "I could see you eyeing my shell bracelet from across the aisle," He said "And lucky for you it's on sale,".

I eye him suspiciously, "How much?" I ask.

"$100," He said coolly.

"OK," I say as I hand him the Benjamin.

He hands me the bracelet, along with a weird gold ring. I look at him quizzically, but take it anyway. I look at it after I slip on the bracelet. I see some weird writing on it, but can't quite make it out. I was always told when given any piece of clothing that it is always polite to put it on in front of the person. Thanks mom. As I slip the ring on, I start feeling lightheaded, as if the whole world was spinning. It was a matter of seconds until i blacked out.

****

"Are ya' sure this is by where the Timberwolves ran off to?" Applejack asks Big Mac.

"Eeyup," replies a visually angry Big Mac.

"Ah understand ya'll 're mad them Timberwolves almost attacked you, but do we really need to go after them?" Asks AJ concerned.

"Eeyup," says an even more angry Big Mac.

It was then that they skidded to a halt as they heard Timberwolves whining in the distance. The only things that scare TImberwolves are magical things, and bigger things They both think as their blood runs cold.

"Ah have to get Twilight out here," states a terrified Applejack.

"Eeyup," says Big Mac, who's anger is replaced by fear.