My Little HUMAN: A cancelled disasterby DiegoProductionsChaptersThe pony life - chapter 2On the way to Ponyville - chapter 3In the castle and Meeting Twilight - chapter 4The Mane 6 - chapter 5The way back home - chapter 6The beggining of the disaster- chapter 1The pony life - chapter 2 OMG There are ponies now, the big change in our world, ponies did not have many differences or tweaks in their life just minor little tweaks... HUMANS, on the other hand, have a big difference, we all live with different parents and no one remembers nothing, I on the other hand after I was the age the big earthquake disaster happened I started remembering, but I did have some *cough* *cough* mistakes, but still I had to tell Twilight Sparkle but first I had to remember the whole thing CORRECTLY and then the spark happened everything that has happened in my other life (in quotes) it all appeared in front of my eyes and I also remembered I had two cousins called Mirly and Dereck, Mirly was older, while Dereck was younger, I was right in the middle, plus I remembered I was still an only child, sad, just sad. The trip to ponyville needed permission, lots of permission, and it worked so there I was on the train and I knew it was going to be a long ride to ponyville, the best thing was that I was gonna meet Twilight Sparkle I could not wait, not even a 1 second. On the way to Ponyville - chapter 3 "Next stop, Las Pegasus," said the train conductor "We are now in Las Pegasus!!". "That is where I need to go," I said to a pony I was talking to "Here are my cousins" "Ok see you next time Diego," said Button (The person I was talking to) I waved at Button and said a tiny goodbye, and went to my cousins street and home number, or at least I knocked at every door, trying to find my annoying yet helpful cousins. There I was at the end of the street ready to knock until.... "DIEGO!!!!!!!!!" said Mirly and Dereck "Sorry, it's just we have been looking for you in Canterlot and no sign of you" Mirly said "We are happy to have you here" After more long talks we all got a group hug, what really shocked me was they remembered sooner, and they were with her REAL mother, so they did a better job than me, I also told them about going to meet Twilight and telling her everything so she can help us, and they thought it was a great idea, their mother said to take good care of each other, and now we are on the way to Ponyville. We were in Ponyville now on the way to the castle, looking for familiar faces like Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, yes even Spike, but especially Twilight, she was literally the only pony that has this kind of power, but nothing and so we went in the castle to try to sneak in but.... In the castle and Meeting Twilight - chapter 4 We were on our way to the castle since that was probably where she is but there was a slight chance she was outside. "I did not notice that the castle is so far away, I am so bored," Dereck said with a voice of well... boredom, he has to learn that a day without his tablet is not boring. "Dude, really, it has only been 5 freaking minutes, and the castle is right over there," I said while pointing at the castle, which was in fact about another 5 minutes from us. There we were in the front door just waiting to see who was brave enough to knock on the door, and the unlucky person was, of course, me, before we move on, I kinda have this reputation of falling and nearly kissing someone so I hope that does not happen to me this time. CRASH I fell on Twilight, now what did I say, what did I say. " I am so sorry princess Twilight it's just..." I said while grabbing her ha... well in this case hoof and helping her up (at least I not was near to her mouth) "It's ok... what's your name" said Twilight, interrupting me, I mean that was not the reaction I was expecting but it is ok for me. "oh yeah, I am Diego, this is Dereck, and THIS is Mirly," I said while pointing at both my cousins. "Hi Diego, Dereck and Mirly, nice to meet you three" Twilight said. This is officially AWKWARD. The Mane 6 - chapter 5 "Come on guys, do you want to meet my friends or not," Twilight said while walking with us to a door, while we tried to tell her that we know her friends. " Twilight..." I said " Can I tell you something really fast" "Sure," said Twilight. "We already know your friends," I said, " Well, we know there names and how they look like". "Oh, well, you're going to see them in person now," said Twilight. We were all in front of the door were the six friends of Twilight were. "Who are these people Twilight," Rainbow Dash said with a weird voice, as fast as we entered we could tell she was a little skeptical about us. "These people are.. er...." said Twilight while being so nervous of telling her friends who we were, I mean of course she was nervous of the big reveal of us humans but for me, I do not think it was such a big deal. The room was in silence, no one was talking until... "Come on Twilight answer the question!!" Rainbow Dash said (Rainbow Dash more like Rainbow Jerk) Twilight looked even more nervous than before, while I was watching all the drama, but I lived to tell the tale, and it was not very nice. I was tired of seeing Twilight so nervous so I said... "We are none of your business... just kidding I am Diego and these are my two cousins, Mirly and Dereck, you can tell who is who" Well, that went well, I made the greatest first impression in the whole ******* universe which I am proud of #ovbioussarcasmisovbius, overall after some bad awkward silence I started talking and they kept listening word after word after word. They were all surprised at the whole new world (at leat for them) #nocopyrightedcontent."Is there any fashion trends going on in this.. new world" of course you all know who said that (hint: Rarity said that) "I am going to go back to that question later...." I said "For now let me answer OTHER questions" Yes, Rarity was upset I felt bad for her with her frown "Turn that frown upside down I could answer that later" Another yes, I am making a whole paragraph based on Rarity. Spike though he looked at me just... staring, making me nervous "And... Spike would you stop staring at me like that" A BIG mistake just happened everybody was looking at Spike, this just got weird, HEY AUTHOR NEXT PARAGRAPH PLEASE, oh wait I'm the author...WHATEVER. "So you're telling us that your species got transported somehow here..." Twilight said, she had a notepad, I think she was taking notes to make a study on how my species came her. "Yes, yes I am" <------ the shortest dialogue I have ever had in this tiny story(so far). A few more question got answered and when it got dark they offered the guest room to us and the good thing was the bed was big so my cousins and I could fit in the bed, another day, another night, this went well if you ask me. The way back home - chapter 6"SPIKE!!!, wake up, wake up!!!" "Twilight, it's 3 am, what's going on, is it that scheduling problem again?" Spike yawned, he was quite tired, especially since last night's session of questioning Diego ( or me ). "No, it's different this time, really different" Twilight said while quickly walking in circles. "Well," Spike said while rudely rolling his eyes "What is it this time then?" "I REMEMBER!!!!"Twilight screamed "WAIT, What the F-" Spike said being interrupted by Twilight. "Spike!!" "What??" Said Spike "Profanity," Twilight said "Up, up, up" I Demanded, while somehow clapping in a really high pitch, which was pure ear rape for my two cousins, I kind of feel bad for my cousins now. "What d.. *yawn* you want" Dereck moaned "I need t..*yawn* sleep" Dereck was twisting in his bed, he was right, he's sleepy. "Still, wake up!!" I screamed, but nothing seemed to wake them up, they were a lost cause. "Fineeeee" Dereck moaned, Dereck finally woke up and got dressed, Mirly did the same, but I was already changed, it was an achievement, I usually wake up at 7:50 or something. "Everyone wake up!!!" Twilight screamed, of course, WE were awake "There is something I need to discuss!!!!" "Twilight, what is it!!" Rainbow dash said "Is it an emergency" "Is it TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!" Pinkie screamed "Because that would be delicious" "Your thoughts are really... sweet, hahaha" Dereck laughed "This is no time for jokes!!" Twilight demanded "Damn, just TELL US" I replied "I REMEBER... EVERYTHING!!!!!!" Twilight cried "Celestia," Applejack said "As in your old, same life when you were just another dimension viewed by us from a TV screen" I replied "I knew there was something wrong with that fourth wall," Pinkie said "What??" Rainbow Dash asked "Darling, this is serious, let Twilight talk," Rarity said, making everyone be quiet soon after. "Look I remember that we did an experiment on a.... PORTAL, yes a portal then... we pulled a... lever, and that is the latest memory of our life prior to this one" Twilight explained "We also had slightly different lives, for example, we met someone named... Starlight. My brother had a baby with... my babysitter... because prior to this day, they got married, and also... we made Discord the lord of chaos, good and friends with... Fluttershy" "I remember all of that too, actually I was about to watch the season 6 finale on Netflix about a day after it released" I replied "I also remember that many people loved all of you, they.. um.. were called... bronies, they made a lot of content like... fanfictions, for example...Cupcakes were Pinkie... is evil and kills ... Rainbow Dash and I remember that I was a brony as well, I really miss my world" "Pinkie..but...she...wut??"Rainbow Dash said, with a confused look on her face "Girls I think we need the portal to make the two worlds separate, or else...."Twilight explained "Or else what,"Rainbow Dash said "disaster" I muttered "Wait... WHAT!!" Rainbow said "Disaster is happening, in 3..2..1" I muttered The ground started to shake... "Wait, how did you know when it was going to start!?!?!"Twilight cried "I..." I started shaking, foam coming out of my mouth, like if I had rabies or something. "Someone help!!" Twilight shouted, she looked worried or just disgusted, it was all blurry at that time, you can say I saw a blurry face. " Maybe I can help," Mirly said, she started putting a large tube in my mouth, and the tube gave some type of liquid to my mouth....wut. "*cough* We need to *cough* save the world," I said, again it was a blur. Honestly, I don't know how I knew when the disaster was happening because even THAT was a blur in my memory, it was like I had a new type of amnesia where instead of losing memory you get the memory blurred. "How did you do that?" Twilight asked "I studied a lot in this life about humans, but now I'm back to my emo life, that's exactly what Diego calls me" Mirly replied, well maybe she did not say the thing about being emo. "Guys, we're kind of at the end of the world so hurry," Dereck said trying to get everyone's attention. The ground started shaking everyone was running out the door, it was chaos outside, everyone running out of their houses trying to see what was going on, it wasn't your average day earthquake it was an advanced earthquake, and it also felt like a tornado and also it was strong because every human I saw outside fell because of the whole "humans walking on two feet" thing. I was pretty scared at this moment, it was so windy that people actually got pushed by some of the wind, it's like at certain times they get pushed and in others they don't get pushed, so it was difficult to cross to somewhere safe, because of course the wind could push houses and wipe them out, it was awful outside. "DIEGO, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO GET YOU BACK!!" Twilight shouted, it was hard to hear her either way " FOLLOW ME, I KNOW SOMEWHERE SAFE!!" We had to trust Twilight and follow her, she led us to an underground secret bunker where she had to put a code and eye recognition to enter, I suppose it was an underground panic room just in case, the weirdest thing was that there were all these beakers and all that science stuff so after that I supposed it was some kind of science lab panic underground room. "What is this place," Applejack asked "It's my science lab panic underground room," Twilight replied, what do you know, I was correct. The beggining of the disaster- chapter 1 "Ready for this experiment, girls," said Twilight "I mean we could get something to eat or..." "JUST DO IT," Rainbow Dash said " It is worth the risk, I mean it is probably dangerous to alter the portal, and danger is my middle name" "I thought your middle name was cool," said AppleJack " You can't just say something is your middle name and after an hour you change it" "whatever" Rainbow Dash muttered "What did you say," AJ said "Come say to my face you, you stu... Sorry, got carried away" "Stop fighting your scaring Angel," Fluttershy said in her shy and soft voice. "Girls, I think we are ready to press the button to alter this portal, but it might be dangerous so hold on," Twilight said, she slowly crept her hoof to the big blue button and pressed it, and so it began, my world's disaster. Let us start with my fudging (that is how you avoid bad words) name, I am well a kid human called Diego I am young but who cares, anyways, after Twilight pressing that button my world started to well, stuff then this happened and that happened, blah, blah, blah, but it was a disaster and this is going to be how it happened, it was an awful experience, there were some extreme shitakimushrooms in this experience, but I could handle it, your in for a long story, and the twist is that it is all true so you better get a new pair of underwear because your going to need it. First of all back to my world, this is what was happening in my world while the girls were having a *cough* *cough* conversation, I was there watching My Little Pony (I know how Ironic) and I was on my couch in peace until the ground started shaking, everyone thought it was an earthquake, but it was more than just a crappy earthquake, it was our worlds colliding with each other, after the earthquake it just stopped and I was hugging my mom in fear, and everything went black, I was still hugging my mom, after that everything was a blur but there was one big change and it was....
The pony life - chapter 2 OMG There are ponies now, the big change in our world, ponies did not have many differences or tweaks in their life just minor little tweaks... HUMANS, on the other hand, have a big difference, we all live with different parents and no one remembers nothing, I on the other hand after I was the age the big earthquake disaster happened I started remembering, but I did have some *cough* *cough* mistakes, but still I had to tell Twilight Sparkle but first I had to remember the whole thing CORRECTLY and then the spark happened everything that has happened in my other life (in quotes) it all appeared in front of my eyes and I also remembered I had two cousins called Mirly and Dereck, Mirly was older, while Dereck was younger, I was right in the middle, plus I remembered I was still an only child, sad, just sad. The trip to ponyville needed permission, lots of permission, and it worked so there I was on the train and I knew it was going to be a long ride to ponyville, the best thing was that I was gonna meet Twilight Sparkle I could not wait, not even a 1 second.
On the way to Ponyville - chapter 3 "Next stop, Las Pegasus," said the train conductor "We are now in Las Pegasus!!". "That is where I need to go," I said to a pony I was talking to "Here are my cousins" "Ok see you next time Diego," said Button (The person I was talking to) I waved at Button and said a tiny goodbye, and went to my cousins street and home number, or at least I knocked at every door, trying to find my annoying yet helpful cousins. There I was at the end of the street ready to knock until.... "DIEGO!!!!!!!!!" said Mirly and Dereck "Sorry, it's just we have been looking for you in Canterlot and no sign of you" Mirly said "We are happy to have you here" After more long talks we all got a group hug, what really shocked me was they remembered sooner, and they were with her REAL mother, so they did a better job than me, I also told them about going to meet Twilight and telling her everything so she can help us, and they thought it was a great idea, their mother said to take good care of each other, and now we are on the way to Ponyville. We were in Ponyville now on the way to the castle, looking for familiar faces like Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, yes even Spike, but especially Twilight, she was literally the only pony that has this kind of power, but nothing and so we went in the castle to try to sneak in but....
In the castle and Meeting Twilight - chapter 4 We were on our way to the castle since that was probably where she is but there was a slight chance she was outside. "I did not notice that the castle is so far away, I am so bored," Dereck said with a voice of well... boredom, he has to learn that a day without his tablet is not boring. "Dude, really, it has only been 5 freaking minutes, and the castle is right over there," I said while pointing at the castle, which was in fact about another 5 minutes from us. There we were in the front door just waiting to see who was brave enough to knock on the door, and the unlucky person was, of course, me, before we move on, I kinda have this reputation of falling and nearly kissing someone so I hope that does not happen to me this time. CRASH I fell on Twilight, now what did I say, what did I say. " I am so sorry princess Twilight it's just..." I said while grabbing her ha... well in this case hoof and helping her up (at least I not was near to her mouth) "It's ok... what's your name" said Twilight, interrupting me, I mean that was not the reaction I was expecting but it is ok for me. "oh yeah, I am Diego, this is Dereck, and THIS is Mirly," I said while pointing at both my cousins. "Hi Diego, Dereck and Mirly, nice to meet you three" Twilight said. This is officially AWKWARD.
The Mane 6 - chapter 5 "Come on guys, do you want to meet my friends or not," Twilight said while walking with us to a door, while we tried to tell her that we know her friends. " Twilight..." I said " Can I tell you something really fast" "Sure," said Twilight. "We already know your friends," I said, " Well, we know there names and how they look like". "Oh, well, you're going to see them in person now," said Twilight. We were all in front of the door were the six friends of Twilight were. "Who are these people Twilight," Rainbow Dash said with a weird voice, as fast as we entered we could tell she was a little skeptical about us. "These people are.. er...." said Twilight while being so nervous of telling her friends who we were, I mean of course she was nervous of the big reveal of us humans but for me, I do not think it was such a big deal. The room was in silence, no one was talking until... "Come on Twilight answer the question!!" Rainbow Dash said (Rainbow Dash more like Rainbow Jerk) Twilight looked even more nervous than before, while I was watching all the drama, but I lived to tell the tale, and it was not very nice. I was tired of seeing Twilight so nervous so I said... "We are none of your business... just kidding I am Diego and these are my two cousins, Mirly and Dereck, you can tell who is who" Well, that went well, I made the greatest first impression in the whole ******* universe which I am proud of #ovbioussarcasmisovbius, overall after some bad awkward silence I started talking and they kept listening word after word after word. They were all surprised at the whole new world (at leat for them) #nocopyrightedcontent."Is there any fashion trends going on in this.. new world" of course you all know who said that (hint: Rarity said that) "I am going to go back to that question later...." I said "For now let me answer OTHER questions" Yes, Rarity was upset I felt bad for her with her frown "Turn that frown upside down I could answer that later" Another yes, I am making a whole paragraph based on Rarity. Spike though he looked at me just... staring, making me nervous "And... Spike would you stop staring at me like that" A BIG mistake just happened everybody was looking at Spike, this just got weird, HEY AUTHOR NEXT PARAGRAPH PLEASE, oh wait I'm the author...WHATEVER. "So you're telling us that your species got transported somehow here..." Twilight said, she had a notepad, I think she was taking notes to make a study on how my species came her. "Yes, yes I am" <------ the shortest dialogue I have ever had in this tiny story(so far). A few more question got answered and when it got dark they offered the guest room to us and the good thing was the bed was big so my cousins and I could fit in the bed, another day, another night, this went well if you ask me.
The way back home - chapter 6"SPIKE!!!, wake up, wake up!!!" "Twilight, it's 3 am, what's going on, is it that scheduling problem again?" Spike yawned, he was quite tired, especially since last night's session of questioning Diego ( or me ). "No, it's different this time, really different" Twilight said while quickly walking in circles. "Well," Spike said while rudely rolling his eyes "What is it this time then?" "I REMEMBER!!!!"Twilight screamed "WAIT, What the F-" Spike said being interrupted by Twilight. "Spike!!" "What??" Said Spike "Profanity," Twilight said "Up, up, up" I Demanded, while somehow clapping in a really high pitch, which was pure ear rape for my two cousins, I kind of feel bad for my cousins now. "What d.. *yawn* you want" Dereck moaned "I need t..*yawn* sleep" Dereck was twisting in his bed, he was right, he's sleepy. "Still, wake up!!" I screamed, but nothing seemed to wake them up, they were a lost cause. "Fineeeee" Dereck moaned, Dereck finally woke up and got dressed, Mirly did the same, but I was already changed, it was an achievement, I usually wake up at 7:50 or something. "Everyone wake up!!!" Twilight screamed, of course, WE were awake "There is something I need to discuss!!!!" "Twilight, what is it!!" Rainbow dash said "Is it an emergency" "Is it TRIPLE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!" Pinkie screamed "Because that would be delicious" "Your thoughts are really... sweet, hahaha" Dereck laughed "This is no time for jokes!!" Twilight demanded "Damn, just TELL US" I replied "I REMEBER... EVERYTHING!!!!!!" Twilight cried "Celestia," Applejack said "As in your old, same life when you were just another dimension viewed by us from a TV screen" I replied "I knew there was something wrong with that fourth wall," Pinkie said "What??" Rainbow Dash asked "Darling, this is serious, let Twilight talk," Rarity said, making everyone be quiet soon after. "Look I remember that we did an experiment on a.... PORTAL, yes a portal then... we pulled a... lever, and that is the latest memory of our life prior to this one" Twilight explained "We also had slightly different lives, for example, we met someone named... Starlight. My brother had a baby with... my babysitter... because prior to this day, they got married, and also... we made Discord the lord of chaos, good and friends with... Fluttershy" "I remember all of that too, actually I was about to watch the season 6 finale on Netflix about a day after it released" I replied "I also remember that many people loved all of you, they.. um.. were called... bronies, they made a lot of content like... fanfictions, for example...Cupcakes were Pinkie... is evil and kills ... Rainbow Dash and I remember that I was a brony as well, I really miss my world" "Pinkie..but...she...wut??"Rainbow Dash said, with a confused look on her face "Girls I think we need the portal to make the two worlds separate, or else...."Twilight explained "Or else what,"Rainbow Dash said "disaster" I muttered "Wait... WHAT!!" Rainbow said "Disaster is happening, in 3..2..1" I muttered The ground started to shake... "Wait, how did you know when it was going to start!?!?!"Twilight cried "I..." I started shaking, foam coming out of my mouth, like if I had rabies or something. "Someone help!!" Twilight shouted, she looked worried or just disgusted, it was all blurry at that time, you can say I saw a blurry face. " Maybe I can help," Mirly said, she started putting a large tube in my mouth, and the tube gave some type of liquid to my mouth....wut. "*cough* We need to *cough* save the world," I said, again it was a blur. Honestly, I don't know how I knew when the disaster was happening because even THAT was a blur in my memory, it was like I had a new type of amnesia where instead of losing memory you get the memory blurred. "How did you do that?" Twilight asked "I studied a lot in this life about humans, but now I'm back to my emo life, that's exactly what Diego calls me" Mirly replied, well maybe she did not say the thing about being emo. "Guys, we're kind of at the end of the world so hurry," Dereck said trying to get everyone's attention. The ground started shaking everyone was running out the door, it was chaos outside, everyone running out of their houses trying to see what was going on, it wasn't your average day earthquake it was an advanced earthquake, and it also felt like a tornado and also it was strong because every human I saw outside fell because of the whole "humans walking on two feet" thing. I was pretty scared at this moment, it was so windy that people actually got pushed by some of the wind, it's like at certain times they get pushed and in others they don't get pushed, so it was difficult to cross to somewhere safe, because of course the wind could push houses and wipe them out, it was awful outside. "DIEGO, I THINK I KNOW HOW TO GET YOU BACK!!" Twilight shouted, it was hard to hear her either way " FOLLOW ME, I KNOW SOMEWHERE SAFE!!" We had to trust Twilight and follow her, she led us to an underground secret bunker where she had to put a code and eye recognition to enter, I suppose it was an underground panic room just in case, the weirdest thing was that there were all these beakers and all that science stuff so after that I supposed it was some kind of science lab panic underground room. "What is this place," Applejack asked "It's my science lab panic underground room," Twilight replied, what do you know, I was correct.
The beggining of the disaster- chapter 1 "Ready for this experiment, girls," said Twilight "I mean we could get something to eat or..." "JUST DO IT," Rainbow Dash said " It is worth the risk, I mean it is probably dangerous to alter the portal, and danger is my middle name" "I thought your middle name was cool," said AppleJack " You can't just say something is your middle name and after an hour you change it" "whatever" Rainbow Dash muttered "What did you say," AJ said "Come say to my face you, you stu... Sorry, got carried away" "Stop fighting your scaring Angel," Fluttershy said in her shy and soft voice. "Girls, I think we are ready to press the button to alter this portal, but it might be dangerous so hold on," Twilight said, she slowly crept her hoof to the big blue button and pressed it, and so it began, my world's disaster. Let us start with my fudging (that is how you avoid bad words) name, I am well a kid human called Diego I am young but who cares, anyways, after Twilight pressing that button my world started to well, stuff then this happened and that happened, blah, blah, blah, but it was a disaster and this is going to be how it happened, it was an awful experience, there were some extreme shitakimushrooms in this experience, but I could handle it, your in for a long story, and the twist is that it is all true so you better get a new pair of underwear because your going to need it. First of all back to my world, this is what was happening in my world while the girls were having a *cough* *cough* conversation, I was there watching My Little Pony (I know how Ironic) and I was on my couch in peace until the ground started shaking, everyone thought it was an earthquake, but it was more than just a crappy earthquake, it was our worlds colliding with each other, after the earthquake it just stopped and I was hugging my mom in fear, and everything went black, I was still hugging my mom, after that everything was a blur but there was one big change and it was....
