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Relationships are Evil

by TheTimeSword
Twilight's pretty good at reforming villains, but is she good at dating them? Starlight seems to think so. Can Discord win the bet for Twilight's heart before another villain sweeps her off her hooves? Maybe it's better she just stays single.

Reforming villains can be pretty challenging, but for Twilight Sparkle that's not a problem. What is her problem? The fact that most of them want to date her! Will she be able to redeem all these villains without falling in love with one first, or will second chances be put on hold, proving that not every villain can be saved? With help from her friends, and her new student Starlight Glimmer, she might just pull it off.

This story takes place at the start of Season 6, right after episode 1 and 2. Season 6 Finale doesn't happen in this.

Teen and Sex tags are for the childish innuendos and specific topics.
Also includes the worst thing imaginable: Crackshipping

* This story is part of my "Writing Goals" under 100K Word Story.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
Drama
Comedy
Sex
 
MTKQD

160274 words: Estimated about 13 hours to read
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37 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: The Bet 2016-02-29 00:56:42 UTC
    3455
  2. Chapter 2: The Contenders 2016-03-01 18:49:33 UTC
    2085
  3. Chapter 3: The Meeting 2016-03-02 03:02:17 UTC
    1585
  4. Chapter 4: Home 2016-03-05 18:51:19 UTC
    1764
  5. Chapter 5: Power 2016-03-06 17:21:09 UTC
    2858
  6. Chapter 6: Reformation 101 2016-03-11 02:37:34 UTC
    4911
  7. Chapter 7: Learning 2016-03-12 00:23:52 UTC
    1884
  8. Chapter 8: Villain Party 2016-03-26 20:45:09 UTC
    2707
  9. Chapter 9: Marefriend 2016-03-27 15:52:08 UTC
    2750
  10. Chapter 10: Sibling 2016-03-28 15:22:39 UTC
    2519
  11. Chapter 11: Queen Discord 2016-04-04 15:00:22 UTC
    2797
  12. Chapter 12: Shards 2016-04-05 15:02:08 UTC
    3650
  13. Chapter 13: Matchmaker 2016-04-08 20:43:54 UTC
    3049
  14. Chapter 14: Spa Day 2016-05-17 22:01:08 UTC
    2624
  15. Chapter 15: A Change of Scenery 2016-05-23 22:05:21 UTC
    4034
  16. Chapter 16: Lord Tirek - Part 1 2016-06-03 22:27:06 UTC
    5348
  17. Chapter 17: Lord Tirek - Part 2 2016-06-11 15:54:05 UTC
    4634
  18. Chapter 18: Tea 2016-06-19 02:37:12 UTC
    1771
  19. Chapter 19: The Hive 2016-07-16 17:49:33 UTC
    7606
  20. Chapter 20: Mixing a Cure 2016-07-18 16:54:35 UTC
    3527
  21. Chapter 21: A Cordial Date 2016-07-23 22:54:47 UTC
    6488
  22. Chapter 22: Apologies 2016-08-19 02:49:25 UTC
    5429
  23. Chapter 23: Planning 2016-08-28 01:35:55 UTC
    1664
  24. Chapter 24: Jealousy 2016-09-07 21:47:36 UTC
    2616
  25. Chapter 25: Courting Civilized Centaurs 2016-09-24 21:25:56 UTC
    4984
  26. Chapter 26: Hive Minds, Knuckleheads 2016-10-02 02:17:38 UTC
    4559
  27. Chapter 27: Lies, Revise, and Compromise 2016-11-07 16:15:30 UTC
    11386
  28. Chapter 28: Cut to the Joke 2016-11-25 00:05:04 UTC
    5328
  29. Chapter 29: Cut to the Future 2016-12-04 17:02:55 UTC
    8473
  30. Chapter 30: Cut to the Revenge 2016-12-12 00:09:59 UTC
    3797
  31. Chapter 31: Moving Day 2016-12-27 16:29:51 UTC
    11130
  32. Chapter 32: Sick Day 2017-01-06 17:09:56 UTC
    5152
  33. Chapter 33: A Problem 2017-01-14 20:29:37 UTC
    4844
  34. Chapter 34: Heart Warming 2017-01-21 03:01:15 UTC
    4431
  35. Chapter 35: It's Overwhelming 2017-03-06 18:39:59 UTC
    3567
  36. Chapter 36: It's Overcast 2017-03-09 17:43:22 UTC
    3386
  37. Chapter 37: It's Just Over 2017-03-13 21:29:08 UTC
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