My name is Catnap.

I was just an average citizen of Canterlot until a foul curse ruined my life. While I'd love to tell you all about my woes... could you please take a couple steps back? This affliction of mine is triggered by proximity and... uh... I don't think I could cuddle all of you at once.

In spite of the sex tag (put in place for suggestiveness), this is a straightforward cuddle-fic.
The dark tag is hard to qualify, though there are light mind-altering vibes.