Social Butterfly

by DashieThePirate

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Fluttershy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 2436

Pinkie Pie breaks the forth wall in order to help Fluttershy become a Social Butterfly and accidentally brings a monster from an 80s TV show!

Pinkie Pie and her friends want to help Fluttershy become a Social Butterfly so she breaks the forth wall and 'barrows' a character from an 80s TV show. The character isn't who Pinkie though...

Half of this was beta read by my good friend, NWRAlicorn
The rest is presented WITHOUT BEING BETA READ so there may be some errors.

Cover image by me!

Published 2016-03-03 18:30:02 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-03 18:30:02 UTC

Elmyra

Fluttershy walked around the market with her friends. She was lagging behind and trying not to be noticed by any pony. She squeaked in terror as two foals skated past her, as she backed up she bumped into a pony and zoomed to her friends in fright.

"You really need to try and be brave." Pinkie Pie put her hoof on the yellow pegasus's back.

Fluttershy nodded and looked at the ground. She whispered something that sounded like, how. Her friends shared a curious expression. They then nodded in unisone.

"We can get help from Zecora!" Rarity smiled.

They traveled to Zecora's house, dragging Fluttershy behind. Pinkie knocked on the door four times. She then pressed her ear to the door and listened. Behind the ponies and scene by only Fluttershy, a blue porta potty like box vanished when pinkie had started knocking. The pink earth pony knocked again and said, "Knock on wood!"

Applejack shoved her out of the way and opened the door. The six friends stepped inside to see Zecora sleeping in her cauldron. Rainbow Dash picked up a broom and began poking the striped pony. Twilight shook the zebra awake. Zecora looked up with a sleepy expression.

"Who dares wake me from my sleep! I'll bury them six feet deep." The zebra grumbled.

"Its just us..." Pinkie Pie trailed off.

"Us who? Oh never mind, just be gone with you!" Zecora slowly stepped out of the cauldron and looked for a potion, "This potion will help me become awake. And then it is your necks I will break!"

She drank a potion and her eyes widened, she looked at main six and frowned, "I hope I did not scare you, I can't be blamed for what I do in my sleep, please, can you girls forgive me."

"Its okay." Fluttershy whispered

"I can't seem to hear, what you said my dear." Zecora smiled kindly.

"She said its ok." Pinkie Pie jumped up and down causing several potions to fall from their selves and shatter to the flour.

Zecora glared at them angrily, "Make her stop, or I will hit her with a crop."

Pinkie Pie stopped in midair and landed gently to the ground. Fear painted the pink earth pony's face as she didn't known what a crop was. She then used Applejack for a shield.

"Now, do tell me what brings you six here. And do speak load and clear." Zecora smiled once again.

"We need a potion that will make Fluttershy less shy and more brave." Rainbow Dash replied.

"And turn her into a butterfly!" Pinkie nodded vigorously, receiving a confused look from the zebra.

"She means a social butterfly." Rarity smiled.

"The potion I have got, but there is something I must tell you before I have forgot." Zecora went to a shelf and took a potion in a little pink bottle and sat it on the table, "it is called Mejor-Porta, it's ingredients comes all the way from mareico..." Zecora trailed off. She took off the lid and poured the liquid into cup. She looked at the main six and began to speak, but Rainbow Dash took the cup, sniffed it and gave it to Fluttershy.

"Smells like medicine." Rainbow Dash made a fake gagging sound.

Fluttershy looked at the cup and took a small sip. Her eyes widened and she chugged down the rest of the potion. She sat the cup on the table and looked at Zecora, "I don't think it's work-" The yellow pegasus began to cough and choke. She made a puking sound and then fainted.

Her friends gasped and looked at Zecora for help, "she will be fine, take her home and let her recline." Zecora smiled.

"Never mine that Zecora, we'll just train her to be braver." Twilight shook her head as she and her friends dragged Fluttershy's carcass outside.

Pinkie Pie hopped inside threw a window and went into Fluttershy's room carrying a small bowl of porridge. She walked right up to the bed and smiled, "All right, rise and shine, Sleeping Beauty! C'mon, hup, hup, hup!"

Fluttershy pulled the blanket over her eyes. Pinkie mumbled to herself and pulled the blanket away, "Get your cloths on, get ready! Got breakfast ready, Look, you get porridge! And it's happy to see you!" Pinkie shoved the bowl towards Fluttershy, the porridge had two eggs and some hay strips, causing it to look like a smiley face.

A small cricket was sleeping in the porridge bowl as the face's nose. Pinkie Pie took chopsticks from out of nowhere and used then to get the insect out. "Hey, get out of there! You're gonna make ponies sick!"

Fluttershy groaned, "Am I late for something?"

Pinkie stuffed some porridge into the yellow pegasus's mouth with the chopsticks, "No time to talk. Now, remember, it's your first day of training, so listen to your teacher and no fighting, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, the other kids want to fight, then you gotta kick the other kid's butt."

"But I don't want to kick the other kids' butts." Fluttershy replied, porridge falling from her mouth in small chunks.

Pinkie rolled her eyes, "Don't talk with your mouth full" she smiled, "Now let's see your war face."

Fluttershy smiled slightly while her mouth was stuffed with porridge. Pinkie shook her head, "Oh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. C'mon, scare me, girl!"

"Rrrrraaaaarrrgggghhhhh!"

Pinkie Pie nodded as she shooed her out into the living room, "That's my tough looking warrior! That's what I'm talking about! Now, get out there and make me proud!"

Fluttershy stepped into her living room. Her friends smiled at her, Pinkie bounced around the room. Twilight levitated a note book and quill to her.

"She's not gonna need note paper Twi." Rainbow Dash groaned.

"Fine."

They took Fluttershy into a meadow and explained her first bit of best pony training. She would have to out race Rainbow Dash, make a joke funnier then Pinkie Pie's, and- well just do anything better then the rest of them. She expected the challenge with the hope that she wouldn't get hurt.

Rainbow Dash prepared for the race she opened her wings and closed them. She crouched low and then stood up. She glared at Fluttershy who just seemed to watch with confusion.

"Stretch Fluttershy, so you can race fast," she grumbled.

Fluttershy opened her wings slowly and then closed them slowly to, so she didn't hurt them. She crouched low and was starting at a ladybug. The insect crawled onto her nose and she giggled.

"FLUTTERSHY!!!" Rainbow Dash yelled, "race me already so we can get this stupid training thing over with and I can go nap on a cloud or something!"

Fluttershy nodded and prepared to race. Rainbow Dash did the same thing. Pinkie would count down to three and they would start the race.

"One..." Pinkie smiled, "...Two..."

She in hailed hard, "THREE!"

Once Fluttershy reached the finish line and looked behind herself to see a confused Rainbow Dash trailing behind. Fluttershy gasped when she realized she'd won. She then looked to the ground.

"Sorry Dashie..."

"Seriously?" Rainbow Dash asked, "you BEAT me, you should be proud."

"But you lost." Fluttershy said as tears formed in her eyes.

Once they calmed her down she and Pinkie Pie went head to head at a joke-off. Pinkie prepared her joke and smiled. Fluttershy nodded as she knew what joke she wanted to use.

"I ate a cupcake without sprinkles..." Pinkie smiled, "cause diets are the worst!"

"What did one Pinkie Pie say to another?" Fluttershy asked.

"I donno." Pinkie tilted her head in confusion.

"Who cares! They're both fat!" Fluttershy laughed.

Everypony gasped and looked over to Pinkie Pie. Tears filled the pink pony's eyes. Fluttershy also seemed shocked by what she had said.

In the end she beat all her friends at their own game. Pinkie was still hyperventilating at the end of the day. Fluttershy looked at the ground with dismay, she knew she had failed everything. Her five friends where in the kitchen of the cottage discussing her score. Suddenly the walked into the living room with smiles on their faces, even Pinkie Pie smiled.

"I failed didn't I." Fluttershy knew the answer would be, 'yes, you failed miserably.' She looked to the flour and admired the wooden texture.

"You beat all of us at our own game!" Rainbow Dash grinned as she flew into the air and did a spin.

"Yeah, you where great..." Pinkie smiled, and then she looked away, "even if you where a jerk for a while..."

"Are you ready for your final exams?" Twilight's eyes sparkled.

Fluttershy nodded and shivered, the thought of anything being 'final' was terrifying. Pinkie bounced to the door and opened it wide. Inside stepped a pony Fluttershy had never meet before.

"Fluttershy, this is Marble Pie." Pinkie smiled, "she is my twin sister, but I was born first so she is like a little sister to me!" Pinkie Pie snuggled her sister with glee, "she is just as shy has you are!"

"And you gonna have a conversation with her." Pinkie Pie jumped over to Fluttershy and began pushing her towards Marble Pie.

"Pink, I don't wanna burst your balloons but...Marble doesn't talk." Applejack tilted her head in confusion, "or at least, when ah met her she didn't."

"Fine!" Pinkie grumbled as she went back out side. Marble starred at them all with fear and then ran off. Pinkie Pie dragged in a strange creature with red hair, she was wearing a white white skirt, a light blue blouse with white a collar, a light blue bow in her hair with a plastic gerbil's skull in the middle, and things on her feet with white socks.

"Fluttershy, meet Elmyra Duff!" Pinkie smiled.

"Ohhh a bunch of cute little fuzzy heads!" Elmyra grinned. Fluttershy's pets ran into their dens and houses, they knew better the ponies.

Elmyra looked around confuse, "hey, where did all the hippity hops go?"

"T-t-the wh-what?" Fluttershy shuddered, she knew this creature from somewhere...

"The-" Elmyra looked over at her, "oh my goodness a little horsey!" She clapped her hands, "I LOVE horses!"

Fluttershy gasped, "I know where I've seen you before!" She jumped up and ran.

Elmyra seemed happy, she ran after Fluttershy laughing. Fluttershy ducked around the corner, Elmyra smacked into the wall. Fluttershy turned around and stopped in midair, she couldn't let anypony get hurt. She back to the creature.

"Please stop chasing me." Fluttershy smiled as she pet the creature on the head.

Whoa, Whoa, WHOA! Stop right there! Pinkie, what are you doing here, this is my narration! Yeah, yeah, your a real lost narrator, anyway, her NAME is Elmyra Duff, not the creature! ok fine, if you want you can finish the story, I'm going to bed! Yay, thank you soooo much!

Elmyra wiped her eyes, and looked at Fluttershy, "but I wanna play!" She grabbed Fluttershy with her sticky little fingers and SQUEEZED her in a hug! Fluttershy's eyes widened and she squeaked.

Once she practically hugged the life out of the poor pony she chased the next best thing, Rainbow Dash. The blue pegasus screamed and flew out the window, so Elmyra targeted Pinkie Pie instead. It went like this, Elmyra chased Pinkie, while the pink pony's friends chased Elmyra.

Rainbow Dash turned around and looked at the cottage, she couldn't leave her friends, they wouldn't leave her if she were in danger. She gulped and flew to the front door of the house, she would need help to stop Elmyra. She landed on the ground gracefully and began to think.

"I need help..." she whispered, after a few moments she flew into the air and raced towards Sweet Apple Acres.

She soon returned with Big Macintosh. The red stallion following behind her. She pointed at the door, the signal that the stallion was to RAM into the door. He nodded.

She halted him and peaked threw the window. Inside she saw her friends cowering in the corner with Elmyria towering above them. Fluttershy's lifeless body began to move. Rainbow Dash watched with horror as bright lights came from her friend's eyes and mouth.

The yellow pegasus was lifted from the ground by white light. Elmyra turned around and gasped and the room filled with whiteness as if somepony set off a nuclear bomb in the house. Rainbow Dash ducked under the window ledge.

She looked at Big Macintosh in confusion, and then peered into the cottage once more. Elmyra stood hypnotized, so did the others. Fluttershy seemed shocked, she looked at Elmyra and screamed. With the creature distracted, Pinkie Pie pulled a bag from nowhere and stuffed it over Elmyra's head.

The pink pony dragged the now full sack away. Rainbow Dash looked back at Big Macintosh. Their eyes meet and love was all they could think of. They kissed dramatically.

"I-"

"Pinkie, this is one weird fanfic." Rainbow Dash said as she began to skim threw it, "I mean really!"

"What's wrong with it?" Pinkie asked.

"Well for instance, you have like twenty-five chapters dedicated to Big Macintosh and me."

"What's wrong with that? It's a good shipping." Pinkie frowned.

"Well...nothing but I mean you had one plot and you changed it without warning!" Rainbow looked at her friend.

"Well..."

"And then what ever happened to Elmyra?" Rainbow Dash asked.

"Oh that..." Pinkie rolled her eyes upwards, "I 'borrowed' her from Warner bros and they wanted her back."

"Never mine." Rainbow Dash threw the paper into the nearest wast bin.

Once Rainbow Dash was gone Pinkie began digging threw the trash. Once she found the manuscript she kissed it, "your gonna make me one rich pony!"

Author's Note

Mejor-Porta...or Mejor Porta is Spanish for Best Pony :yay:

And a crop is a wipe you use in horse racing.

This is my second story with a Disney joke in it, can you find it? (This is however the first time I have quoted anything from the movies though.)

And all that was before I Pinkie Pie took the reins of this one shot and made it longer! (And better!)

MacDash moment dedicated to, Captain Unstoppable

And Elmyra Duff belongs to Warrnor Bros Studios!

Hey, RainbowDashX12345 here...I have no idea what happened to the normal plot of this tale...sorry...the plot change was cause this was suppose to be a fanfic written by Pinkie Pie, I'll make a one shot where she dose a really nicer one.