"Dinner's ready, you two," said Miss Mash from the dining room.

"Wanna play another round after dinner?" I ask, as Button paused the game of Puzzle Pony Fighter Turbo.

"Sure Jared," said Button, as he and I stood up and walked into the dining room, "that game is really fun."

As Button and I got into the dining room, I saw Miss Mash giving us friendly smiles, as she takes her seat.

"I can hear that you two are having a fun night together," said Miss Mash, as Button and I took our seats, "are you two planning on having a slumber party?"

"No mom!" retorted Button, "I'm eighteen; I don't need any of that."

"Hehe, I'm just teasing you, honey," giggled Miss Mash, "how are you doing, Jared?"

My face felt warm, as Miss Mash looked me in the eyes.

"I'm doing just dandy, Miss Mash," I said, as a bead of sweat came down my brow, "thank you for inviting me over."

"You're very welcome," said Miss Mash with a smile and a wag of her tail, "dig in kiddies."

The three of us dig into our plate full of corn and salad. As we ate, I look up at Miss Mash, who took a forkful of salad and placed it into her mouth, making a little of it fall onto her breasts. I immediately looked away and continued eating.

"Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts," I repeated in my head, as I ate a forkful of corn.

"Thank you very much for the meal, Miss Mash," I said, as I placed my fork onto the empty plate.

"Why thank you, Jared," said Miss Mash, as she stood up and picked up her plate and came up to Button and I.

"Thanks mom," said Button.

"You're welcome, sweetie," said Miss Mash, as she gave Button a kiss on his forhead.

"Mom! Don't do that in front of Jared!" said Button out of embarrassment.

"Sorry, honey," said Miss Mash with a chuckle, as she picked up our plates, "sorry if you had to see that, Jared."

"No problem, Miss Mash," I said, as I scratched the back of my head, "it's normal for a mother to embarrass her son like that."

"Jared? I thought you were on my side?"

"Hehe, sorry about that, but it's true," I said, as I gave Button a pat on the back.

I looked over to Miss Mash who gave me a smile before starting the dishes.

"Come on, Jared," said Button, after wiping his face, "let's go continue our game."

"Sure," I said, as I followed him back into the living room.

Before leaving, I took a glance back at Miss Mash, who continued cleaning the dishes. I then stared at her butt, which was cute to see with human eyes.

"Dude? Are you coming?" said Button from the living room, "I'm waiting."

"I'm coming," I said, as I walked into the living room, "Sorry, I was distracted."

"By what?"

"...it was nothing," I said, as I sat down beside him.

Button presses the start button and the game continues.

"Damn!" said Button, as I won the second round of the tenth game, "how are you so good at this?"

"There's a game in my world called Puzzle Fighter Two, which is very similar to your game," I explained.

"Oh, cool," said Button with interest.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

"I got it," said Button, as he paused the game and walks to the door.

Button opens it and pops in three very familiar faces: Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle (aka: Button's girlfriend).

"Hey Button," said Sweetie Belle, "how's it going?"

"I'm doing fine. I'm playing a game with Jared."

"The three girls turned their heads toward me, as I gave them a wave.

"Hey, Jared," said the girls.

"How's it going girls?" I asked, as I stood up to meet them.

"I'm getting better with my wings," said Scootaloo, as she flapped her wings a tiny bit.

"I'm helpin' my sister over at Sweet Apple Acres," said Applebloom.

"As for me," said Sweetie Belle, as she clung onto Button's left arm, "Button and I are going to Canterlot for a whole week starting tomorrow on Sunday."

"Really?" I said out of surprise.

"I was going to tell you, but she told you instead," said Button, as he kisses Sweetie Belle on the cheek.

"No prob," I said, as I walked over to Button and patted him on the back, "go on your date. You deserve it."

"Thanks, bro," said Button, as we gave each other a hug.

"Bromance~" said Scootaloo, making her friends laugh.

Button and I broke the hug and chuckled awkwardly.

"Button, I heard knocking on the door. who is- oh!" said Miss Mash who was cutoff from the sight of the three girls, "I almost forgotten that you three were coming."

As Miss Mash talked to the girls, I noticed that she's very sweaty. Why's that? I then notice at the corner of my eye that she was holding onto something behind her back. The thing had a color of red and it had weird bumps on it.

"I wonder what she's hiding?" I thought to myself.

"Hey Jared?" said Button, bringing me back to reality.

"Yeah?"

"Would you like Applebloom's apple flavored ice cream? She has it in the car and was wondering if you'd like some?"

"y-yeah, sure."

"What's up? You look as if you saw something distracting," said Sweetie Belle.

"Oh no, it was nothing," I said, as I waved my hand at her, "it was nothing at all."

"I'll be right back to join in on the ice cream tasting," said Miss Mash, as she hurried towards her room and is trying to not reveal what is in her right hand.

"She does have something hiding from us," I thought to myself, "I wonder what it is?"

"Yo! Jared!" said Button getting my attention.

"Oh! Yeah?"

"Seriously, what's up with you?"

"It's nothing. I'm fine."

"Well, let's sit in the living room and wait for the ice cream," said Button, as he, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and I walked into the dining room and sat down in our seats.

"I'm back, kiddies," said Miss Mash, as she wiped away the sweat from her forehead, "let me get the plates."

I look back at Miss Mash and notice that she's not hiding anything in her right hand and for some weird reason, she smells of both sweat and strawberries. I'm now getting really curious to what she was doing.

"I wonder what she's hiding?" I thought to myself, "was she doing a workout while Button and I were in the living room, or was... wait... wait! Was... WAS SHE?! WAS SHE SCHLI-"

I was cutoff, as Applebloom came in with a tub of her family's apple flavored ice cream.

"Here it is, everypony," said Applebloom, as she placed the tub of ice cream in the middle of the table.

"I can't wait to try it, Apples," I said.

"You'll seriously love it," said Applebloom, as she scoots the chair beside me to sit down.

"Oh! Applebloom," said Miss Mash, making Applebloom stop from sitting down, "sit beside Scootaloo. I'd like to sit there."

"Okay, Miss Mash," said Applebloom, as she walks over to the chair near Scootaloo and sat down.

"Huh? That's weird," I thought to myself, as Miss Mash places bowls and silverware onto the table.

After Miss Mash gives everypony and I their silverware, she begins opening up the tub of ice cream and began giving everyone their scoops.

"Jared? How much would you like?" asks Miss Mash, as my turn came.

"Two scoops, Miss Mash," I said, as my face went warm from the sight of her eyes.

"Your wish is my command," said Miss Mash, as she gave me my two scoops of ice cream.

"Thank you, Miss Mash."

"Anything for a friend of my son," said Miss Mash with a wink.

I looked away from her with a blush upon my face and started eating my ice cream. As I took my third bite, Miss Mash sat right beside me and begins to eat her ice cream. As we all enjoyed the ice cream in silence, I kept giving Miss Mash quick glances. She really liked the ice cream, as I hear her quit moans of deliciousness.

As I was close to finishing my ice cream, a tiny gasp caught my attention to my left. I look over and noticed that Miss Mash had a little bit of ice cream on her chest. She places her spoon into her bowl, takes her index finger and wipes off the ice cream from her chest. She takes the finger and sticks it into her mouth and gives it a little suckle to get the ice cream off of her finger.

"Mm, that was delicious," said Miss Mash, as she looked over to Applebloom, "thank you for bringing this over, Applebloom."

"Yer welcome, Miss Mash," replied Applebloom.

"How do you like it, everypony?"

"It was superb," said the others.

"How about you, Jared?" asks Miss Mash, as she looks down at me with somewhat sultry eyes.

"It's... delicious, Miss Mash," I replied with nervousness.

"You should be thanking Applebloom," said Miss Mash, as she licks the corner of her mouth.

"S-s-sorry, but I have to go use the restroom," I said, as I hurried into the restroom.

As I got in, I turned on the sink and splashed my face a couple of times.

"Get your head together," I said to myself, "stay calm."

I grabbed a small towel and wiped my face with it.

"I think my night here, is done," I said to myself, as I got out of the bathroom.

As I walked into the dining room, everypony gave me a confused look.

"Jared honey, are you okay?" asks Miss Mash.

"I gotta go," I said, as I walk over to the table, "my night here is done."

"Aw, I wanted to play more games with you, Jared," said Button.

"I know, but you and Sweetie should get some rest for your trip tomorrow."

"He's right," said Miss Mash, "the girls can stay here a little longer, but no later than ten."

"Yes, ma'am," said the girls.

"Okay, see you guys, later," I said, as I gave button and everypony else a wave goodbye, "also, have a good time with Sweetie Belle, button."

"We will," said Sweetie Belle.

"Also, Apples, you're ice cream is very good."

"Thanks, Jared," said Applebloom with a smile.

I waved to everypony and walked into the living room to put on my shoes and jacket on.

"Hey, Jared!" called out, Miss Mash, "there's something I want to ask you if you aren't too busy tomorrow."

"Yes?"

"Would you...um... like to hang out with a lady like me, tomorrow?" asks Miss Mash, "without Button around the house, I get lonely."

"Oh! Sure, Miss Mash," I said, as I gave her a smile and placed my hand on the door knob.

Before I walked through the door, Miss Mash ran up to me and gave me a kiss on my cheek. I could feel the hairs on the back of my neck lit up from the touch of her lips.

"I can't wait," whispered Miss Mash, as she gave me another and walked back into the dining room.

I walked back home with a blank expression upon my face.

I lay on my bed with a blank look, as I stared up at the ceiling.

"Did she... really just... kiss me?" I said to myself, "the pony I'm in love with out of nowhere kisses me? That... was strange."

Author's Note

The sexy stuff won't come just yet