Hard Like a Rock

by Phoenix Warlord

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, Maud Pie, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Other, Romance
Length: 2498

A story with lots of rock puns as you have sex with Maud.

You are helping Maud at the rock farm and decide to take a break. Maud has some things in store for you while on your "break" as she is about to rock your world in a way you never imagined...

Co-Authored with Prince-Nightfire93

Also, Happy Leap Day!

Published 2016-03-01 04:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-01 04:50:01 UTC

Rock. You're Like a Rock. Hard. Like a Rock. Which You Are. Rock.

Rock. You're Like a Rock. Hard. Like a Rock. Which You Are. Rock.

“Dear Celestia, how big are these rocks?!” you ask Maud as you push a large rock into a pile not too far away from you.

"They are really big," Maud replies with a total lack of emotion as she easily pushes a rock about the size of the one you were pushing into another pile near yours.

You give the last of your energy and push the rock into the pile and collapse in front of it. “How do you make this look so easy?”

"Years of practice," Maud replies with a completely neutral tone and kicks a little dirt under the rock to keep it in place.

You sigh heavily and look at the other end of the field and see a pile of rocks that have to be moved still. “Oh…! This is going to take forever!”

"Maybe. Do you want to take a break?" Maud asks sitting beside you and smells a new scent in the air.

“Yeah… that’d probably be a good thing…” you say as you wipe your brow of sweat, knowing the both of you had more work to do.

"This is still new for you isn't it?" she asks then looks down at the ground then glances at your lower body.

“Yeah, it sort of is… I mean I know what to do, sort of, but still, those large rocks…!” you complain, not noticing Maud looking at you.

"You'll get used to it, it's just about being harder than a rock."

“Like my head right?”

"Just like your head."

“‘My head?'” you ask her, a bit confused.

"You know what I'm talking about," she says and reaches for your crotch to give it a gentle rub.

You look down and see your cock out of its sheath as you rest on your side. You quickly cover it up and have a dark blush on your face in embarrassment.

"Don't. I'm liking what I'm seeing," Maud replies softly and moves your hoof out of the way easily and stares happily at your hard cock.

“Oh… you do?” you asks her as you uncover yourself, the blush still on your face.

"Yes... such a hard cock. Wonder if I can get it harder," Maud replies and strokes your cock slowly with her hoof.

You mean softly as she gently massages your hard shaft with her hoof, seeing the smallest of grins on her face, never having seen any sign of one before since you started helping her on the rock farm.

"Hard, but no where near hard as a rock. Maybe you need more... stimulation for that," Maud says and then leans down and slowly sucks on the head of your cock.

You moan softly as you feel her warm mouth around your long, hard member, never knowing she had this side of her; other than being very conservative with her thoughts, emotions and way of dressing even, having the same thing on every time you see her.

She slowly pulls her head nearly all the way from your cock and then gives it a long and slow lick from base to head.

Your mind goes into overload with pleasure as you look at her begin to swallow your length as more of it disappears into her muzzle, wondering why she hid these feelings until now. Your pleasure levels are so high, you feel like you could sprout wings like a Pegasus or grow a horn and become a unicorn.

The gray mare looks up into your eyes, making your breathing short and quick before dragging her flat tongue around your shaft as she slowly pulls back, leaving only your head in her muzzle.

You feel your heart beat hard against your chest and look around to make sure nopony was looking at her sucking you off.

She slowly pulls her head away from your cock and stroke it slowly with her hoof feeling how hard it was.

You pant heavily and look into her relaxed eyes, looking into yours also as you are speechless to say a word to her.

"Well, you're harder, but not exactly rock hard yet, maybe I need to do more to help you," Maud says and then rolls onto her back and looks at you with a still neutral stare.

Your eyes follow her hooves as she begins to undo her belt, holding her one piece cloak in place. Your heart races as she takes it off and you begin to see the cloak fall from her body.

As Maud's one piece of clothing falls to her sides, her naked body greets you with a huge wave of her pheromones and sweet musk entering your nostrils.

You follow her a short distance as you observe her toned flank and her tail swish from side to side, seeing her dripping pussy every so often, making your rock hard cock twitch with anticipation.

"Don't you want to be harder than you are?" Maud asks cocking her head to the side and then looks at your still hard cock. You nod to her, too dumbstruck to speak. "Alright, maybe I should just do this," she says as she rolls to her belly and then stands and walks over to you then pushes you onto your back with your cock sticking into the air like a flagpole.

“W-What? What are you…?” you ask her, finally being able to speak, but are hushed by her placing a hoof on your lips, looking at you with sultry eyes.

"Just keep still for me," Maud says as she slowly straddles your cock and then slowly presses her pussy lips against your head and grinds it against her anticipating pussy.

“O-Oh…” you moan as you feel her moist lips rub against your hard cock.

"Stay still for me," the gray mare says before slowly lowering her pussy down your cock and feels the first few inches of your cock slide slowly into her lips. Your mouth drops open from her slowly sliding onto your cock, unable to speak. "You feel so good and so hard, just like a rock," Maud replies with a slightly pleased tone of voice. Your heart races and your mind goes into ecstasy as your breathing becomes short as you feel your cock press against something inside her, her hymen. Maud shivers softly, an action that isn't like her, and then slowly pushes down harder breaking her hymen open and shakes briefly feeling the pain flow through her body just like pleasure. “Ow…”

You look up into her eyes, shocked that she barely even responded to her hymen breaking.

“It’ll be worth it…” she says to you as she leans forward and plants a kiss on your lips as she fully inserts your cock into her.

You moan loudly as she kisses your lips deeply and starts slowly grinding into her pussy giving her extra pleasure.

She moans into the kiss and moves her hips to move your cock inside her, finally showing her true colors to you.

You look up into her eyes, giving short and rough thrusts into her pussy, not sure how much longer you'll last inside her tight pussy.

“Mmmm, you’re like a rock inside me, so n-nice and hard” she moans to you as you thrust into her.

"R-Really?" You ask softly and continue your thrusting pattern, wanting her to cum.

“Y-Yes… harder than any rock on the farm.”

You moan loudly and then groan as you shoot your hot cum deep inside her pussy while she gives you the slightest look of pleasure. A soft moan escapes her lips as she is filled with your hot cum as you pump it into her, not knowing when your orgasm will subside. You grind your hips hard against her's before feeling your cum and another sweet smelling musk fill the air, making her pussy throb with each jet of cum that erupts out of your cock. “Fill me with it…” she says simply, looking down into your eyes, her body presses against yours as your noses touch each others’.

You pant softly and feel her breathe on your nose making you nearly giggle before feeling her pussy tightly grip your cock leaving you wondering if she had reached her orgasm. She moans softly as she squirts her juices as it mixes with your cum, her body barely moving an inch. The most movement that came from her body during her orgasm was her tail flicking from side to side.

You pant loudly and ride out the pleasure of your shared orgasms and give her lips a gentle lick.

“Normally I’d let that… roll over. But I don’t mind it now…” she says as she does the same to you.

You smile happily. “Th-Thank you.”

She leans down and plants a kiss on your lips, grinding her hips against yours. “Y-You’re welcome. You still rock hard?”

You give a soft moan at her grinding into you and nod slowly. "Mmhmm..."

“You wanna go another round?” she asks.

“But we still have lots of work to do...” you protest.

She looks at the pile of rocks that need to be moved and turns towards you, having a small smile on her face. “They can wait…” she slowly gets off of your hard cock and she feels some of your cum drip from her pussy. She lowers her chest and raises her flank, flicking her tail to the side, revealing her sex holes to you. “This… is work now.”

You smile happily and slowly roll to your hooves and quickly mount her flank. "Tailhole or pussy?" You asks softly teasing her pussy with your cock.

“Do my other hole. Stuff me again with your rock hard cock…” she says as she wiggles her flank.

"Yes ma'am," You reply and push the head of your hard cock against her tailhole, feeling her hole slowly spread wide to accept your cock.

She lets out a soft moan and allows your member to enter her tighter hole.

You moan loudly feeling her tight tailhole grip your cock firmly nearly making thrusting into her like you had before nearly impossible.

“T-That’s it…” Maud groans as you stuff her tail hole nearly to the brim.

You smack her flank hard and then thrust as hard as you can to fill her tailhole full of your length and then feel it grip you so tight, you can barely pull out.

“Mmm, I like that…” she says, reacting to the smack.

You give a sly smile before smacking her flank hard several times quickly with your hooves and then finally manage to start thrusting into her slowly but hard. The mare beneath you moans as you smack her flanks, ignoring the pain from them. She presses her flank against your pelvis and grinds into you as you thrust inside her tailhole. You moan loudly and then start wriggling from side to side adding to the pleasure you both were receiving and then lean over her back and bite her ear firmly. She groans as you bite on her ear, causing her to coo softly in pleasure. You moan loudly and start thrusting wildly into her tailhole, and start feeling yourself near your second orgasm.

“That it… right there…” Maud says softly as you thrust into her, not showing an ounce of pleasure or emotion in her voice.

You groan loudly and then finally shoot your second load into her tailhole unable to hold back any longer as your cum fills her hole in mere moments.

“Hmmm…” she moans lowly as you fill her tail hole with your cum as you shoot it off.

You groan loudly into her ear and hilt your cock inside her the start feeling your cum slowly start leaking out of her tailhole like a light trickle of water.

Maud closes her eyes and moans softly as she rides out your second orgasm inside her, though the ride didn’t last as long as the time that you were in your pussy. She eventually releases your cock from her tail hole and moans as your cum drips from both her holes now.

You slowly pull out of her and collapse on top of her, barely able to stand anymore.

“Hmmm, that surprisingly was good…” she moans as she feels your weight on top of her.

"R-Really?" You ask softly as you pant heavily on top of her.

“Yes… we should do this again sometime…”

"I thought that this was a one time thing.”

She softly grins and looks at you. “A change in plans, I suppose. You stayed harder longer than I thought you would.”

"R-Really? Can we... do this tomorrow evening?" You ask softly, barely able to believe that she asked you to do this again.

“Hmm, maybe the night after? I need some time to recover from today” she says, displaying a rare sign of emotion towards you.

"Alright... I think I do too," You reply, softly catching the emotion in her voice and smile like a foal on Hearth's Warming Eve.

“One thing for next time…” she says to you, leaving the sentence open.

"Yes? What is it?”

“Be a bit easier on me, okay? I’d like to actually trot somewhat decently.”

"Oh... of course," You reply with a sheepish grin on your face before rolling off of her back and onto your side, grunting as you hit the ground.

She smiles softly and kisses your nose. “I’m not much for fun, but this should happen more often.”

"Th-Thank you Maud, I'd love this to happen more often too.”

“We can make this happen… as much as you want to.”

"I'd love that," You reply before feeling her cuddle up against you; her back pressing against your belly as a yawn escapes your lips, cuddling close to her.

She simply nods and nuzzles into your warm belly, where she curls up next to you, but opens her eyes suddenly. “Hold on a second…” she says as she quickly retrieves her one piece covering and resumes her position and places it over the both of you to act like a makeshift blanket.

"Thank you," You reply and pull the makeshift blanket tightly over you both.

“Promise you’ll tell nopony of this, not even my sisters?”

“Promise."

“Good, now let’s rest, we have some rocks to move when we wake up.”

"Alright," you reply and cuddle up against her, happy to have somepony to be with.

She grins and lets a soft yawn escape her lips and nuzzles herself against you.

As Maud slowly falls asleep in your embrace, you look up into the still bright sky and pull the blanket up over her eyes to block the light. 'Wonder what the future will hold for us. Hopefully it's not too... rocky,’ you ponder before you lay your head down on the ground and let sleep take over your mind.

Author's Note

Happy Leap Day Everypony! :rainbowlaugh: