Chapters Butlers, Ponies, Devine Life, and Lunch. Green aura, Celestia, Fate, and other gooy moosh. Celestia, Speaking in whispers, and fear. Fucking up, sleeping, bathrooms, and War RD?! Extra: the process Romance, RD, Cider, and....Love? Fate, Changelings, War, and Romance
Butlers, Ponies, Devine Life, and Lunch.
"So...this is my new house..." I say to myself, as I walk towards the giant house I can see many people outside, and...Are those ponies? Well, things just got a bit more interesting...As I meet up to my superior, Dr. Undivine, with 3 other people. He says out loud,
"Alright, we have...hm....Anon?"
"Here." I say looking around.
"Um... Little BJ?"
"I'm here, yo."
Mr. Undivine roles his eyes, I couldn't help it either.
"hm....Glory? That's a really interesting name you got..."
Glory, the girl standing next to me just whipped her hair out of her face and said in an annoyed tone,
"Here, humph."
What Mr. Undivine says next surprises me,
"hmm....looks like we have a...pony? Well, that's a bit unusual, ponies usually stick in the pony segment of the house...oh well, I can't do anything about it now."
I was really shocked that he said that, from the forum I read on the internet- wait, never trust he internet...oh well...Then Mr. Undivine said the name of the pony, if everybody was shocked, then this was nothing compared to what happened next.
"huh...the pony's name is...Rainbow Dash?"
"Here, Mr. Undivine! I just got caught up in saying goodbye to my friends!"
The pony, came over here so quick, I couldn't even see her fly over here.
"Ok, good! Now we have everyone. Let's get you to the dorm you'll all be sharing."
***A few minutes later***
As I walk in, I see that the place is covered head to toe with fancy things, a chandelier, a giant bear rug in the middle of the room, 2 bunk-beds, a fireplace, and a mini fridge.
"Welcome to the suite, I hope you find your stay here quite wholesome..." said the butler holding one of the doors open to the large room.
"I call top bunk!" Says Rainbow Dash, as she flies over.
"alright, i'll just go underneath then."
After a few hours of spending time reading and figuring out how to open the mini fridge, we were all called to lunch, we got up and took our leave.
As I sat down and ate my lunch, Rainbow Dash flew over and sat with me and started eating, it was a bit out of place seeing that everyone else was a human, but I don't mind. Rainbow Dash spoke up,
"Hey, what's your name?" she says as she taps my arm with her hoof.
"My name's Anon, pleased to meet you, Rainbow Dash."
Rainbow Dash gave a bit of a blush as I said that, kinda tipped me off right there, but I shrug it off.
"W-when we are done eating, do you want to...I don't know...watch a movie?"
Before I could say anything a bell rings and everybody get's up and goes out to their own dorms, including my other roommates.
"I would like that, sure, but we need to get back...Here, let me take your plate for you."
Rainbow Dash gives me her plate and rushes off to the dorm, I walk to the garbage then start heading back to my dorm room.
--End Chapter one--
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Fate, Changelings, War, and Romance
Green aura, Celestia, Fate, and other gooy moosh.
"Ugh...My head....I don't think I slept right..."
As I get up from my bed, my head hurts like it just got a buck from this Applejack that RD always talks about...Well, at least I woke up, right?
"GOOOOOOOOD MORNING SLEEPY HEAD!!!"
My eyes shoot awake, I see RD sitting on my chest like a cat! But, jeez, she's...kinda heavy!
"HOLY SSSHH-!!!"
I fall out of my bed as RD flies up to get out of the impact,
"Oh for the love of God, would you NOT DO THAT? I'm awake!" I say, VERY annoyed.
"Says the one who was snoring through the whole night!"
"I DON'T SNORE!"
She stares me down but I can see she's trying her best not to laugh. I just ignore the mare and get up from my bunk bed, and see that the place was total clean....With a few bottles here and there...
"ho-"
Before I could even speak the mare answers my question.
"The butler, Vince, and I just thought that the place was a mess, so we cleaned it up...Well, mostly me!"
Vince, yelled across the room with anger in his tone,
"Hey! You were way too fast Ms. Dash! I could only pick up one or two items while you picked up the rest! And if you don't stop flying in the dorm, then i'll have to report you!"
"sorry Mr. Vince!" RD yelled as well,
"humph! Serves you right!"
RD looks at me and leans in to my ear,
Whispering: "Hey...Are we up for lunch in the gardens tomorrow?"
Whispering back: "Sure thing..."
I hear the butler yelling out for me,
"MASTER ANON! YOU SHOULD REALLY START YOUR DAY!"
I say with a mixture of disappointment and sadness,
"ok ok, fine...But RD an' I get to eat lunch in the gardens...Ok?"
He sighs and says fine, finally, a place where we don't have to be bothered...But first...
"BATHROOM!"
I yell as I run down the hall, I then bump into something...Rather Large...
"Oh? and what are you doing out of your dorm, young Anon?"
I look up to see that the one I bumped into was the head master, Celestia.
"I am so sorry! My apologies!"
I bow in the presence of this goddess, she waves a hoof.
"Don't worry about it! It seems you dropped something!"
She picks up my pillow with her....Green aura? Wait?! Green? Isn't the sun goddess' aura suppose to be a bright yellow? Oh well, I must be seeing things...
"T-thanks...um...mind if I ask a question, your highness?"
"Anything for somepo- I mean someone like you, Anon! oops! almost said somepony! But you're not a pony! Heh heh!"
She says with an embarrassed expression, rubbing her hoof to her forehead.
"Well..um..you see...I want to know where the bathroom is?"
"Hmm...the bathroom?"
"Yes."
"I...I don't think I ever installed a bathroom...OMG! I NEVER INSTALLED A BATHROOM! I-I need to go! Thank you!"
"So..where is-"
By the time I ask her where the bathroom is a second time, she is scurrying off to see if she can get a bathroom installed...well...buck my life...
"I'm late for lunch anyways...better get going.."
Author's Note
OOOOH! Green aura! We all know what's going to happen, don't we? Changelings may be included in the next chapter!
Fate, Changelings, War, and Romance
Celestia, Speaking in whispers, and fear.
As I sit down right next to where RD was sitting, I decided to get serious..
"Hey...um...Rainbow?"
"Yah, what- *munch munch* -is it?"
"I just wanted to know if you know who the founder of this school is...and how good it's security is..."
She looks at me with disapproving eyes,
"You do KNOW the founder of this place is THE princess Celestia, right? So why are you asking?"
I took a big bite out of my PBJ, and then answer her question.
"Well, I don't think THIS Celestia is THE Celestia..."
She takes a bite out of her daisy sandwich and then asks,
"How would you know?"
I tell her as calmly as I can,
"Do you know the things called 'Changelings'?"
"Yes, i've told you 'bout them, but why would you want to know? I mean it's not like the princess is-"
I cut her off right there and I tell her in a whisper,
"I know...I ran into her accidentally in the hall...She had Green aura instead of bright yellow...weird, right?"
"I don't know...kinda feels far fetched to me..."
I go to my normal voice, and look around. I then suddenly see Celestia in the lunchroom! What luck!
"Alright, look, I will show you Celestia has green aura! Just watch!"
I got up from my seat and decided to play dumb, as I continue, I start to pick up speed. I then walk into her 'accidentally' again,
"Oh, i'm sooo sorry! I TOTALLY didn't see you right there in front of me!" I say sarcastically, RD starts to giggle.
"No need to worry! It's aright...here, let me help you up..." As she lends me a hoof, I say,
"Well, I need some help...I need you to help me clean up this mess...but I don't want to get my hands dirty...is that aright?"
"It's alright, but...it does seem...a bit... far fetched..." I start to sweat, "Oh well, it was my fault for not seeing where I was going."
She starts to pick up the food with her magic, and the magic is.... GREEN! yes! I knew it! RD is now intrigued, by the looks of it.
"Here you go, dear...Have a great lunch!"
I rub my head a bit.
"Y-you too..."
Before I could do anything, Celestia says something spine chilling...
"You know...I know what you're up too....It's useless....No one, and nopony will stand in my way...Run if you want, but I promise you, I can't guarantee your safety either way...Heh heh...Have a safe trip..."
` I get back to my seat by RD.
"Um...D-do...You see now? um...I-"
She shuts my mouth quickly, and nods, we get up and go back to our dorm to rest...Knowing that tomorrow is going to be a long day.
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Fate, Changelings, War, and Romance
Fucking up, sleeping, bathrooms, and War RD?!
Well, I fucked up...
At least RD will be more into me? Right? A more trustworthy man...Right?!
"Hey? You alright? You seem to be staring into the ceiling...Kinda bothers me, man."
I snap back into reality when I felt a hoof to the face...Not the most pleasant feeling i'll tell ya.
"OW! Why the hell did you do that?!"
"What do you think, sky-brain?! You where dosing off again! What's gotten into you?!"
"Not much...OI think?"
AAAAAnd yet another hoof to the face....
"STOP. IT!"
Rainbow Dash just sighed.
"Whatever, let's just go back to bed."
Oh, yah. Did I mention I was in bed with RD? or, at least in a bunker bed.
"I guess you're right. Good 'ight, RD."
"'night"
And from there, I went to sleep.
-- A few hours later--
"Ugh...My head feels groggy..."
I get to my feet and start walking out the door and down the hall quietly, not to make a sound.
"Is there even a bathroom in this place?!"
"No. But I see you've convinced my sister do make one, it's down the hall to your left."
With half-lit eyes, I stare to see which pony was talking to me now, of all times...
"Thanks, Luna."
I blinked a few times, I then realized something.
"Wait, WHAT THE HE-"
"Shh...Quite, now I shall escort you to the nearest, and the only, bathroom."
We walk down the hall and I FINALLY get to a bathroom, thank Celestia.
"I have a few words of advice, dear Anon. When you come out this bathroom, you will NOT be safe. I have over heard what my sister plans to do with you...and it is not pretty."
I ignore Luna and begin the holy ritual of using the bathroom at night.
"Well, THAT was Refreshing!"
I walk out from the bathroom only to have spears pointed at me.
"Halt, in the name of Celestia!"
"Aaaand what the hell is this?"
I point my finger at the guards.
"You are being under arest for using a bathroom without the ruler's permission."
I sprint too the conveniently placed door right next to me into the school's garden, I then hid in a bush.
"We know you're here! Come on out!"
I sit and wait, for what seems like hours. Until....
"Take, this! And that!"
"Retreat for now! RRrr! We'll get you! Just, later!"
I come out of my bush cautiously, making sure it wasn't just a trick.
With the corner of my eye, I see RD, but not an RD I think should exists.
"You all are a bunch of wimps! You come back here!"
But, despite her efforts, the guards where gone, she then looked at the bush I was hiding in and...dare I say it...Picked me up like a cat...
"Hey...What's-a human doin' out here? Shouldn't you be at tour dorm, squirt?"
"I'm going to ignore that comment and ask you the same thing!"
But....she wasn't haven' any of that.
"Come over here...We have to hide. Quick! In this large and conveniently tree shaped like a changeling!"
"Ow...Ow...ow!...OW!"
(Let me tell you, being pulled on the ear by a pony with no fingers hurts!)
Author's Note
NEXT TIME, ON HOTEL PONY Z:
WAR RD SHIPPING.
CHANGELINGS.
AND MORE THINGS.
Sorry that this chapter took soooooooooo long to get out, but here it is!
Fate, Changelings, War, and Romance
Author's Note
This is basically how the story would of went if it wasn't so confuseing!
Extra: the process
You do NOT need to read this. This is how I plan on how the story COULD go.
description: You, the human, go to a giant house to see it filled with people(and ponies) you've never seen before, and among them you meet...Is non other than Rainbow Dash Herself! Even better! You get to share a bed with her! Well...A bunk-bed...Plus, there are a lot of other humans and ponies around! I mean, what could possibly go wrong? But....It looks like they don't have a bathroom....Crap....
Going to a giant house.
Fate, Changelings, War, and Romance
Romance, RD, Cider, and....Love?
After I get back to my dorm, I see that everybody was sleeping, I walked around all the junk on the floor and got to my bed, Rainbow Dash was on the top bunk, getting the movie ready.
"I can't believe our roommates just got wasted...Literally..." I say, with a bit of disappointment.
"Yah, but in a suite like this, I guess who wouldn't?"
We where silent for about some minutes during as the movie plays, until I decided to break the silence,
"...Have you...uh...drink before?"
She looks not very surprise all that much, with droopy eyes she looks over at me,
"I have, but only on special events and when the cider stand opens up at Sweet Apple Acres, which is every few years, by the way."
I felt a bit relieved.
"What do you drink? Wine? Beer?" I ask, knowing it's safer to continue this conversation.
"I drink Cider, sure, it tastes like apples, but it's really a kind of alcohol."
Now, I knew that ponies drink cider and such, but I didn't know they had alcohol in it, seems where she comes from is really advanced. We decided the conversation would end right here, but I wanted to ask something before we do.
"Do you want to get some cider? I think I saw some in the mini fridge."
RD's eyes perked up at hearing that.
"Really? Huh...ok, I'll have some, but only because it's a movie night."
I got up from my spot on the bunk-bed and walked over to the mini fridge, and picked up a cider and some beer.
"Here you go, cider from my favorite brand."
"Thanks."
After the movie was done, I felt a bit uncomfortable, RD rapped her arm...No, leg? Yah, let's go with that, she rapped her leg around me and stares into my eyes, pulling my closer and closer.
"You know, I've never fell in love with a human before, do you want to see how far we can go?"
I decided it was now or never, so I took the initiative and kissed her, I then broke the kiss after a few moments.
"I could say the same..."
"Um...Anon, I-"
Before she could continue, a loud voice started speaking, it was coming from the loudspeaker.
"ATTENTION ALL DORM DWELLERS, IT IS TIME TO SLEEP, ASK YOUR DORM LEADER OR YOUR BUTLER IF YOU WISH TO GO OUT OF YOUR DORM FROM NOW ON, THAT IS ALL."
I decided to call it a night.
"RD, I'm going to call it a night..."
"Well, good night, I guess..."
