What Would You Do if You Became a Pony?

by Flash_Magnus

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Double Diamond, Comedy, Party Favor, Sex, Random, Princess Celestia
Length: 5399

If you were suddenly asked if you wanted to become a pony by the princesses, you and a lot of others would more than likely agree. This is how one brony handles being a pony on day one.

Warning: Due to my "funny" sense of humor, this story will contain what will most likely be a lot of cringe moments. If that's not your thing then I just saved you from having to read this. Also, this story is pretty obviously a "Wish fulfillment" type of story too so just pass this story if that's not your thing either.

You've been warned. Do not continue with this story unless what I said above doesn't bother you.

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It's usually every bronies dream to want to be a pony. 'Usually' anyway because most would probably decline.

In a world where Equestria and Earth made contact. What if out of nowhere the princesses showed up asking you if you wanted to become a pony with all the benefits of knowing how to do everything? Sounds too good to be true? Well it's all legit and for one brony, he'll have the best time of this life! And that's just on the first day! This is a story of a series of events that takes place on Day One.

Some things to note about this story (Please read these before reading either version)
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Edit - I decided to unpublish the Trouble Shoes version of this story because... it's pretty bad.

Edit No.2 - Even though I said that I wasn't going to mention how Earth and Equestria made contact, or for how long and how they would know things. I might just go ahead and do that regardless at some point so readers can have an idea instead of being clueless.

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-The main one is going to be Double Diamond while the Trouble Shoes version will be optional because both stories will have differences even if both are pretty much the same in a way concept wise. So you could pick which one you want to read or just read both for the differences.

-Straight to the point: This is a self-insert that includes scenarios of what I would do as Double Diamond and or Trouble Shoes.

-I'm intentionally making this story easy in a way XD The "benefits of knowing how to do everything?" makes it very obvious.

-Since this story is straight to the point. The plot is small in this one meaning that I won't get into how Equestria and the Earth made contact. (I'm making these two version more silly compared to serious after all)

-Since I see this story as one where Equestria and Earth had made contact already, I'm not sure if I should add the AU tag. If a bunch of people reads this story and tells me that I should then I'll go ahead. (This story takes place on March 7,2016) ... actually having the AU tag is perfect.

-This is in no way related at all to Thunderclap and Thunderlane Go Shopping , A Day in the Life of Lunar Night or any of the related sequels. This story is completely new.

-This story will take place in real time meaning on the day I start this story, will be the day everything in the story takes place.

-This story will be written in a different style compared to the other ones.

-This story will have it's gay moments for both versions. Maybe a lot. Yes, gay. In the end it might be too much for some. So if you don't like gay then you can easily skip these.

-Due to my crazy sense of humor, this story will have it's Wat , Random, and Suggestive moments. A LOT! of suggestive humor in both versions. More so in the Trouble Shoes version. So if that's not the type of stuff you want to be reading in stories then you can skip these.

-Since I have such a crazy/suggestive sense of humor. If any of you read the craziness in the story and didn't approve of it, just remember: It's for the most part what I would do as a pony.

-I truly hope I can keep this entire story as Teen/Sex ... but, with what I have planned it'll be very borderline.

Published 2016-03-23 14:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-23 14:40:01 UTC

Double Diamond Version: I'm a very happy brony-now-pony!

Double Diamond Version: I'm a very happy brony-now-pony!

Last warning: This story contains 'straight-to-the-point' moments meaning that there is very little in the way of explanation for certain things and all the suggestive humor and gay moments this story has. If those are things you don't want to read in a pony story then you can back out of this one. I honestly wouldn't want anypony on here wasting their time reading this and not knowing what to expect.

And because I was dumb enough to forget: Since I was trying to come up with scenes to make myself laugh. Plenty of scenes might be cringe worthy to others.

If you do decide to read this then hopefully you enjoy this craziness.

What Would You Do if You Became a Pony?

Double Diamond Version

Ah, what a lovely day it is today in Newark, New Jersey. The sun is shining, the weather overall is not that terribly cold, the crackheads are making their begging rounds for alcohol and smokes, which most end in failure because they need to get a fucking life and a job.

Yep, today was a good day until...

CLANG... SLAM!

A metal door to a certain apartment building suddenly opened with such force that it nearly broke off it hinges. Stepping outside was a white colored earth pony stallion with a white mane and tail with blue eyes wearing a purple scarf, with three snowflakes for his cutie mark. It was none other than Double Diamond, who smiled so wide while taking in his surroundings that even a certain pink party pony would be proud.

Now, you might be wondering: How is this even possible? Are there more ponies out there? Will he ever get laid?!

Lets go back a few hours to early last night shall we?

12:30 AM

Clop, clop, clop...

"Oh yeah... that feels so fucking good." Victor groaned with pleasure, grinning.

Clop, clop, clop...

"Yes! You have no idea how awesome this fe-"

Suddenly, a bright light appeared in his room and when it was over, Princess Celestia and Luna appeared in its place.

"What the...?" Victor paused and turned around, he instantly went wide eyed at seeing royalty in his room. Getting up, he quickly bowed, but wasn't paying attention and banged his head hard on the entertainment center, which was just too much that it could take and finally went crashing to the floor along with his pride and joy. The laptop, because he couldn't score and looked at pony porn.

Rubbing his head, he looked down at the ruined mess, shedding a single tear. "My baby..." before realizing what he said and glanced back at the princesses. "Oh sorry about that! What an honor it is to be in your presence... erm, how is this even possible exactly?"

Celestia and Luna, who had been laughing the whole time, caused Victor to blush profusely until finally Princess Luna decided to speak. "Before we get into that, may we ask what was the strange noise we heard you making?"

Victor waved a hand dismissively. "Well I wasn't clopping if that's what you thought. I was working on my Double Diamond suit and was testing the metal horseshoes on the hind hooves to make sure it makes a great realistic clop sound that of course ponies and horses make."

A chorus of 'ohhh' and 'ahhhh, very nice' came from both until they snapped out of it. "Yes, well, we are here to say that, yes, we are real, we have been watching your world for a long time. Made contact and we have decided to come and visit many bronies who love us for a very great reason."

"For a long time, and I'm just figuring out? How oblivious was I?"

Ignoring him, Celestia added in. "You have been selected to become a pony if you choose to. The transformation is painless and it even comes with all the benefits of knowing how to do everything as a pony. Totally legit, honest!"

Victor tapped his chin, thinking about it. "Hmm... I get to be a stallion and have a higher chance of getting laid? I'm in! I'll happily be your little pony."

"Great!" Both princesses hoofbumped each other. "Now, which type of pony do you want to be?"

"Well... since I'm making this fursuit of Double Diamond here. Can I actually be him?"

"Consider it done then," Luna said. "Please stand still."

Victor did as told as the princesses charged up their horns in a bright white light, enveloping him in a circle of blinding light that lasted for almost a minute, before fading out.

Landing with a soft 'clop' on the floor, Victor looked himself over in his new body with a stupid grin. "This is awesome! Now I have hooves and a sexy deep voice! Thank you so much!" Vic- Double Diamond let out a neigh in happiness. "Sure I more than likely can't use my laptop anyway or play games, but I'm not complaining."

Luna giggled at his excitement. "You're very welcome," and formed out of no where a large mirror with magic and held it in front of the now brony-turned-pony. "Have a better look."

Double Diamond turned to face the mirror and got a much better look.

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"I'm sexy! Ten out of ten would fuck."

Celestia rolled her eyes, but smiled nonetheless. "Now, while you were busy looking at yourself, I poofed into existence: saddlebags, pony related products to help you out, snow board, skies and your scarf. Hopefully we get to see you in Equestria soon, my little pony."

"Thank you, and I will really make sure to go there. I can actually get a job for once now."

"There is one other thing I have to ask before we go though."

"What's that?"

Celestia got uncomfortably close to Double Diamond that her breath smelled like cake and denial. "Who's best princess?"

That caused Double Diamond to back up a step. "What?"

"It's a simple question really. There are five of us now, with Flurry Heart being one. So, who's best to you?"

"Well that's easy," Double Diamond stated, proudly pointing a hoof at Luna. "Moonbutt here. I love the night and astronomy, so it was easy."

Celestia facehoofed. "How about I send you to the moon for picking my sister?"

"How about no?"

"How about yes?"

"How about later on today, we take a trip to Shoprite and I buy you the biggest cake they have?"

"A big cake you say? We have a deal then."

"See, sister?" Luna slapped Celestia across the back with a smug smile. "I told thou he would pick me, and I even got a nickname out of it!"

"Yeah, yeah... sure." Celestia snorted.

"Aww, don't you worry Sunny Buns. There's thousands of bronies out there. You do have your fans too."

"You're right about that. Wait, what kind of nickname is Sunny Buns?"

"Uh..." Double Diamond looked around awkwardly. "I have a really weird sense of humor. But, your popular nickname is Sunbutt anyway."

"Why am I not surprised?" Celestia said while looking at her flank. "Anyway, it's time for us to go. I'll be back later, so we can buy that cake. You'll buy the cake, right?"

"Of course. You both made my dream come true, so yes."

"Good to know then. Oh, one last thing." Luna said, shooting a beam of magic at the ruined entertainment center, making it new again. "Have fun!" Both princesses winked at him before disappearing in a flash of light.

Double Diamond looked himself over one more time before hopping into bed and snuggling under the comforter. "I can't believe this random impossible occurrence. I'm really a pony now! Yet, they somehow knew about this world at some point to know about the fan base. I'll just have to ask them again when I can of just how long where they here and how in the hell did I not catch on? I should probably get some sleep before the real fun begins later in the morning though. I can only imagine how my mother, sis and the rest of the family will react. Ah well that time will come. But first things first. When I wake up, I'm going to have fun testing out just how 'big' I am. Yep, this is truly the 'Best Night Ever' right now."

A few minutes later, Double Diamond was fast asleep.

Later in the morning - 8:29 AM

"Hi, mom!" Double Diamond greeted up to his mother with a beaming smile.

Victor's mother, who's name is Josefina looked back and then down to her now ponified son with surprise.

"What the...?"

Double Diamond trotted around the room. "I know! Isn't it great? Apparently the princesses knew about this world that I somehow wasn't aware of until last night and are going around asking bronies if they want to become ponies, so of course I said yes!"

"Well can you answer me one quick question then?"

"Yes?"

"Are you... you know... my son still?"

"Huh... now that I think about... I do remember my other friends in 'Our Town' and all the stuff that happened but-"

"Wait, my son's memories are being changed?! Oh woe is me!" Josefina said in despair, dragging out a couch and flopping backwards onto it dramatically.

"Uh, mom?" Double Diamond said, tilting his head curiously. "I was going to add in the end there that I'm still your son regardless. Though, I would like to go to Equestria and visit them. And why are you acting like Rarity?"

Josefina quickly got back up and pushed the couch back to where it was. "I have no idea who you're talking about! Nope, not one bit! What happened just you know, happened is all."

"Right..."

"But, since I can be happy knowing that you're my son still, I would like to ask more questions."

Sitting down like the cute little stallion he is, Double Diamond smiled up at his mother. "Ask away."

"So, you said that the princesses are going around asking fans if they want to 'join the herd' basically. Would they agree to that if a non-fan asked?"

"I'm pretty sure, though, that's up to you. If you want to join the herd, then great. If not, then no harm done. I still need to ask them some questions myself about this whole situation."

"Hmm... good to know. Okay next question: How useful are you now in your new body?"

"Lets see... since I'm an earth pony now, I'm a lot stronger. You get to save money now since I don't eat meat. And I'm just sexy adorable." Double Diamond squealed. "That's about all I can't think of right now."

Josefina laughed. "No point in getting mad at that then. Now, I have some personal questions to ask."

"Alright."

"About an hour ago, I heard moaning and not to mention that I was able to smell the musk of sex coming from your room. Just what was it that you was doing in there?"

"Haha... well..." Double Diamond rubbed the back of his neck with a hoof awkwardly, red in the face. "Funny you should mention that."

Flashback within a flashback time

Grunt... grunt... grunt...

"Dammit, clopping as a pony feels so damn amazing." Double Diamond moaned loudly, tongue hanging out of his mouth. "Being 'bigger' is always better and I'm so pent up right now."

Grunt...

"I'm so close... just a little more....! Gah!!!"

And boom goes the dynamite as the wall and ceiling was sprayed in white that lasted for almost three minutes leaving Double Diamond in a dreamy haze with a stupid grin on his face.

"Oh my..." Josefina said, red in the face as well. "That sure is something. I'll make sure to go clean it then. Now, I also heard loud noises coming from the bathroom. What was that about?"

"Lets just say that eating meat on the night before you even decide to change your species can be a bad thing."

Flashception time again!

"Crap... why did I have to eat Taco Bell last night?! It's not going well for my new body." Double Diamond groaned while sitting on the toilet doing well... his 'business.'

Almost finishing up, Double Diamond realized his new problem. The glorious item that was 'toilet tissue' was out of reach from his spot.

"Well damn, aren't ponies stretchy or is that just a pinkie thing? I might as well try."

Reaching a hoof out to the roll of tissue, he was almost there until all of a sudden a monster erupted out of him, slamming into the toilet causing a splash back so big that it would put even a tsunami to shame into Double Diamond causing him to shriek loudly sending him falling to the floor.

Looking over himself, Double Diamond grimaced. "Ew.... it's all over my fur... let me just hurry up and clean this mess and take a shower already."

End flashception

"Ugh... I regret asking that now." Josefina's face went green, almost like a Christmas tree. "How were you able to do all of that with hooves anyhow? The bathroom is pretty damn clean."

"That's the benefit of being a pony, knowing how to do everything without having to learn. That's what they told me anyway."

"That's even more tempting now... So what happens now?"

"Well, I'll be going outside to have some fun, but first! Time to eat an apple." Trotting over to the fridge, Double Diamond opened it with a hoof and reach inside to take an apple, taking a bite out of it, he felt his legs get wobbly from how delicious it was.

"Oh yeah... I came gallons."

"You... 'came'?"

"Don't worry about that mom. It's just a sex joke. My pony taste buds make things taste way better."

Josefina facepalmed. "Good to know, I suppose. I'll just leave you be then."

"See ya later, mom."

Flashback ends, back to the present - 9:20 AM

"Good morning every human or possibly pony! I'm happy to say that I'm a happy brony-now-pony!!"

Double Diamond shouted with happiness until his ears twitched and turned right to somewhere in the distance...

"Shut the fuck up, Double Diamond! I'm trying to sleep here! I'll make sure to go have sex with you later on when I'm less grumpy."

"Okay... that was rude and straight to the point for sex and I don't even know who he is. Wait, how does he even know who I am?" Double Diamond thought, while scratching his chin.

"I can recognize your voice and I like the character!"

"Oh sweet, a fan! Well thank you then. Hmm... he's a fan and he's a grump. Maybe he's a pony and maybe he's P-21! Oh that would be so cool! But I highly doubt that will be possible. A stallion can dream anyway that some guy ends up being him. In the meantime, I have some awesome things to do."

Walking out towards the street, a thought came to him.

"Sucks that this didn't happen during Blizzard Jonas back in January, because I could have really made use of those skis. I know there's a ski resort pretty far away from here. Maybe I can go there then. I'll just have to figure out how to even get there."

9:25 AM

Going across the street and into the store that was sort of empty to grab a can of Pringles in his hoof for a later snack, a thought occurred to him. Could I actually get this for free? I know I'm adorable as fuck and can probably pull off the adorable puppy dog eyes really well. It wouldn't hurt to try I suppose even if it's only a dollar.

Trotting over to the counter that he obviously couldn't reach even if he reared onto his hind hooves, he noticed the owner of the store not too far away stocking milk which made it easier for him.

"Excuse me, human?"

"Huh?" The owner looked over and down at the pony. "D'aww, well aren't you a cute little pony. I was hearing others talking about seeing ponies here and there, but I wasn't sure what to make of that. Now I know. So what can I do for you?"

Here goes nothing... Sitting down adorably and setting the can of Pringles down, Double Diamond put on the puppy dog eyes act. "Can I please have these for free?"

"Uh... oh crap... I ... uh..."

Double Diamond stuck out his lower lip and wagged his tail for added affect.

"Hnnnnnng....!" THUD! The store owner couldn't take all the cuteness and fell to the floor.

"Uh... oh... That worked out a little too well." Double Diamond poked him a few times with a hoof. "Hey buddy? Are you alright?"

A twitch was the only response.

"Oh my god, I think he's dead!" The store's cook shouted.

"I'm pretty sure he isn't." Another guy added. "Is it really possible to die from so much cuteness?"

"Looks like it to me though..."

"Crap... I have to get out of here quick." Quickly digging into his saddlebags, Double Diamond took out a dollar and set it down on top of his chest. "Sorry about that buddy, but I paid you anyway, hopefully you heard that. Gotta go now, bye!"

And he rushed out the door to do the next awesome thing.

10:15 AM

Galloping through the grass in the park and feeling the grass crunch beneath his hooves, Double Diamond shouted happily, "This is so much fun! Being a pony is awesome!" Sliding to a halt, Double Diamond dropped down, rolled over and started rubbing his back against the grass. "Oh this feels soooooo goooood...."

"Double Diamond! Have you no shame!?" Shouted a random voice from nearby.

Double Diamond's ears twitched as he looked over to the source of the voice to see a mother and son staring him or more importantly a 'certain area' that his own eyes followed until he realized what was going on and quickly got up and smiled sheepishly. "Uh sorry... I think? I was doing horse things and I wasn't expecting humans to be around here and I totally wasn't trying to 'flash' a human."

"I guess you're right and I apologize for over reacting. Since you said that, I really should look up pony habits before I go around saying something." The mother said.

"Apology accepted." Double Diamond smiled.

"Hmm..." the boy stared at the pony. "Ten out of ten would tap."

The mother gasp. "Timmy!"

"He wants me? Timmy... no just... no. That ain't right."

Timmy shrugged. "Your loss."

"I think I'm happy with that loss. Trust me."

The mother grumbled. "This got weird quickly. We'll be leaving now. Sorry to have bothered you Double Diamond. Continue doing what you were doing." And both walked off with Timmy still staring at the pony.

Double Diamond blinked a few times. "I'm twenty-six dammit! He's no where near my age. Even if he was closer to my age, he's not even all that good looking. Ah well, I'll find my dream guy later. For now though, time to continue having fun, then wash up, and then go and eat." And with that, he went back to rubbing his back on the grass.

1:45 PM

"Oh sweet Luna's sexy moonbutt! This food from Taco Bell at Newport Mall is amazing!" Double Diamond shouted with glee going face first into a gooey cheesy quesadilla and a cantina power bowl without the meat of course to avoid another bathroom incident.

Sitting back up and swallowing his mouthful of food, and taking a sip of soda was when Double Diamond noticed that he was being stared at... by tens and tens of eyes from humans some of which had sparkly eyes.

"Uh... what are all y'all staring at?" Double Diamond stared back at them while some of the food he was eating slid down his muzzle.

Silence.

"Okay then." Double Diamond pointed a hoof in a random direction. "Why not go stare at those ponies who are eating over there? I rather not get mobbed again."

Every human complied and turned to stare at the other ponies who started to feel uncomfortable being stared at all of a sudden.

Going back to his food, and drinking some soda, Double Diamond said, "Oh this is gonna get interesting."

4:00 PM

"So, my little pony. How are you enjoying your new life so far?" Princess Celestia ask him as they both walked down a random aisle at Shoprite to the cake section while others took pictures of them.

"I can't complain princess. My family doesn't mind thankfully, my niece is way too eager which you should visit her, and earlier I thought I killed a guy from being too cute. Not to mention that I got mobbed by almost ten kids on the train to the mall. Overall, I love my new life! There's just so much I want to do now and so little hours to do it. I'll just get two or three more things done today, sleep and then have fun again tomorrow before going to Equestria."

"Well makes me happy to hear that Double Diamond. I-" Both ponies stopped in their tracks as they took the sight in front of them.

"Oh sweet Luna, am I in heaven?"

"What the fuck?"

Before them was the heavenly display that was cakes that burned brighter than a thousands suns... not really, though it had a heavenly light shining around it before going out. Why? Because magic.

Quickly walking up and inspecting the cakes, Celestia's mouth drooled. "I'm about to... well, you know the term 'I came' from all these choices... they even have chocolate! Double Diamond, can you buy me two?"

"Sure, Princess."

"Yes!"

Walking up to the display himself, Double Diamond looked that biggest chocolate cakes they had before cringing at the price. "Wow... sixty for two? Well, these are big enough anyway. Alright princess, get two of the biggest ones and I'll go ahead and pay."

"Thank you, Double Diamond. Say, mind if I stick with you for a little while longer while you do your next thing?"

"You're welcome! And yes you can. You might even find it amusing as to what I have planned."

"This will get very interesting then with how your humor is."

5:25 PM

"You get to be a pony!"

"You get to be a pony!"

"And you get to be a pony also!"

"You all get to be ponies!" Double Diamond shouted to the crowd of at least fifty people that gather around to hear his 'Speech' and cheered. Crazy I know. And this is happening a block away from his house in the park.

Princess Celestia looked on with confusion. "Isn't this supposed to be my job? I'm the one with magic here."

"Please princess, let me have this one!"

"Who are you suppose to be acting like anyway? I get the feeling that you're getting this from some other human."

"Oh, I'm acting like Oprah Winfrey."

"Who?"

"I'll tell you some other time."

After the cheering died down, a man spoke up, "That means we'll get to be bigger down there and not feel shame about our current small ones right?"

"Yes and so much more! Transform in the next five minutes and we'll throw in the lube for free! And if you're fast enough, then you get a dildo of your choice. Supplies are limited." Double Diamond beamed. "If you're curious, I'm twelve inches down here."

Celestia facehoofed red in the face, "Yep, figures that you would go there with your suggestive sense of humor. And why would supplies be limited if I have magic? Anyway what's the deal with those four ponies there?"

"Oh, you know, I was wondering that too. Hey, how come you ponies are here?" Double Diamond asked to the four ponies in the crowd that consisted of three mares and a stallion. With the mares being unicorns.

One of the mares spoke up, blushing, "Well we came here because we was hoping that you could go on a date with us."

"Straight to the point huh? Uh... my bad for ruining the moment... but, I'm gay, sorry."

The mare's jaws dropped in shock while the stallion, who looked strangely familiar, pumped a hoof in the air excitedly, "Fuck yes! Score!"

Looking closer to the stallion. Double Diamond noticed that he was a dark coated pegasus with a darker of sorts cyanish colored mane and tail, blue eyes and Cygnus constellation cutie mark.

"No way... Cygnus is that you?"

"The one and only! Cygnus smiled. So you know me then?"

"I made that character. I'm glad that someone actually likes him."

"It's what he wanted to be, so I made it happen." Celestia shrugged.

"So.... do you want to hook up with me then?" Cygnus asked hopefully.

"Well it's tempting for sure. We have so much to talk about now and this sorta changes things about what I was going to do next... but knowing how I made you. You wouldn't mind what I had planned after this."

"I'm all for it then!"

"WHAT?!" The three mares shouted in anger.

"Oh hell no." One mare said, taking her earrings off and looking to the other two. "We've been played! Are we going to let this pass?"

"No!"

"Do you want revenge?"

"Yes!"

The three mares turned to face Double Diamond glaring daggers and spawning up tomatoes with magic.

"Get tomatoed!" The three shouted in unison.

Double Diamond gulped. "Mares please... I'm sure one of these stallions will date you?"

Princess Celestia leaned over and whispered, "You're on your own." Standing back up, she smiled and waved. "Thank you for coming every human. I'll make sure to come back later and change all of you since you were so eager." And with that she disappeared in a flash of light.

"Huh? You traitor! I've been betrayed! Noooooo..." Double Diamond looked at the mares again and this time saw fire in their eyes.

"Uh oh..."

SPLAT!

7:00 PM

"Okay... got myself cleaned up again after tomato fest... damn mares, probably was heat season for them or something, got to talk to Cygnus more and told him what I had planned which he was excited about and maybe I can hook him up with that guy from this morning. For right now though, I have one last thing to do before the real exciting part in my life starts."

Double Diamond was talking to himself while staring up at the sign titled: "Newark's Most Awesome Gay Bar" With under it saying: "You'll find your match guaranteed!"

"I never even knew this city even had one of these. Perfect for me regardless." Double Diamond said as he entered the bar and looked around quickly spotting his dream guy. Trotting up to the guy, Double Diamond coughed into his hoof and spoke, "Hey there you sexy man you. I find you attractive and I have a very big horsecock. Wanna bang?"

The man in question turned around and look down at the pony and smiled. "I'm surprised that you find me attractive. You're Double Diamond, right?"

"That I am, yes and what's your name."

"I'm William. You said that you want to bang me?"

"Yes."

"You sure seem eager though I highly doubt I'd be able to take you 'inside' unless I became a pony myself."

"Great!" Double Diamond grinned stupidly. "Who do you have in mind?"

"Well I did take a liking in that stallion named Party Favor."

"Say no more I have this covered. Oh princess!"

A few seconds later a flash of light appeared with Princess Celestia standing in its place. "Interesting choice to end up in to transform someone." Sunbutt said with a scrunched muzzle. "Who wants to change?"

Double Diamond pointed a hoof at William. "He does. He wants to be Party Favor."

"Consider it done then. I can handle this without Luna." Celestia said, charging up her horn and shooting out white magic that encased William in a bubble of bright light that lasted for a few seconds until it disappeared and in it's place stood the blue stallion in question.

William now Party Favor looked himself over grinning widely. "Wow this is amazing! Thank you, Princess."

"It's not problem at all my little pony. Please do enjoy your new life." And with that she disappeared in a flash of white.

Walking up to Party Favor and rubbing snouts together, Double Diamond grinned. "I finally have a stallion to call my own and have fun with. Are you ready?"

Party Favor gulped. "Yeah."

"Great! Because I met this other stallion earlier and he's letting us go to his place for some hot sexy foursome coltcuddly stallion fest."

"Did you just say foursome?"

"Yes."

"I'm in then!"

"Well, let's get going then and make sure you put that magic of yours to use!"

9:29 PM

"Ah... what a day this has been." Double Diamond sighed happily, laying spread eagle on the couch. "I finally became a pony, I'm loving the hell out of my hooves, I'm adorable, got to do some fun stuff throughout the day and to end the night? I get to have hot fun with two other stallions including the one I love the most." Double Diamond winked at Party Favor.

Party Favor moved on top of Double Diamond, nuzzling his neck. "I'm glad you found me. I'm just surprised how fast you decided to just pick me out of all the guys that was there."

"I have my ways."

Ahem

Both ponies looked over to see Cygnus standing next to a earth pony stallion named Mountain Comet who was dark colored with a silver mane and tail with blue eyes.

"Don't start the party with us now."

"Well come over here so we can start already."

"With pleasure."

The End

Author's Note

Okay first thing: Here's the link to the Double Diamond gif :derpytongue2: - http://tmbr.biqbox.com/post/115571536954/feels-like-im-wearin-nuthin-at-all-nuthin-at

And also thanks to Thunderblast for the editing.

This story and the Trouble Shoes version is meant to be silly and not serious stories.

Alright what is the deal with this story? Well... XD it started with this Blog Post

After time went on, I had gotten more ideas to make the story longer which led to the concept of: What would you do on day one as a pony?

So I stuck with that and came up with random stuff I'd probably be doing as either Double Diamond or Trouble Shoes.

Which also led to the idea of making this intentionally easy because I wanted to.

Of course with my weird as hell sense of humor that's pretty suggestive. I picked some very interesting things XD that's why this story or the Trouble Shoes one is meant to be more silly than serious.

Not sure what else to add other than: if you enjoyed the stories then great if not? Then that's cool. Not everypony would enjoy this.

Oh! In the Shoprite scene I was going to add another scene of what Luna was up to since she wasn't with DD and Sunbutt, but couldn't find an area to add it in.

It was going to go something like this:

"Say, princess?"

"Yes?"

"Why isn't Luna with us?"

"Apparently she decided to go to a place called 'Family Dollar' because they sell Moon Pies there."

Double Diamond chuckled. "I can only imagine how that must of went."

Over at Family Dollar...

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN OUT OF THE GLORIOUS MOON PIE? YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN SE-"

"Send me where? To the moon? Luna pls, if you even thought about sending me there then you wouldn't get any at all. I already told you the next shipment comes in ten minutes." The Family Dollar worker said in a bored tone.

"Ah... haha... you sure did." Luna smiled sheepishly.

"Can you move to the side? People want to pay for their stuff."

Luna looked back to see a long line of people glaring at her.

"Right... I'll move now."