Chapters A Rude Awakening *Modified*
A Rude Awakening *Modified*
Canterlot, EquestriaWhere has Celestia gone? thought Princess Luna. She has been gone for a week now...not only that but the changlings seem to act...strange. even for them.
"PRINCESS LUNA!" yelled a guard who bursted in right then, "WE FOUND A-" but before he could continue, a noise was heard overhead, followed by an explosion...right at Sweet Apple Acres.
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Sweet Apple Acres, EquestriaFinally , thought Applejack, my apple cider is ready for the aniversary of Equestria's birth . As Applejack went to go tend to the barn, she heard a sound that sounded like a whale's moan...as well as suddenly the sun was blotted out, causing everything around her to go dark. What the tar- Applejack stopped her thought as she looked behind her shoulder, as a giant object crashed into her much beloved cider from the sky...
"M'AH APPLE CIDER!" Yelled a very, VERY ticked off Applejack, who ran at the 'greedy wierd-looking creature' and started rear-kicking it. It only recoiled about a foot before Applejack got a broken leg as a thank-you from the creature, which made a metalic THUNK."GAH!" Screamed Applejack in pain. Well, I better check out this feller . thought Applejack as she checked out the creature. She was suprised by what she found.
The first thing that gave her a 'Hi there' was a symbol that she knew, but a bit different. It was the Wonderbolts symbol, but there was a 6-sided lightning bolt*, instead of the 7-sided thunderbolt. Not only that, but the wings looked more like razor-like wings instead of the pegasi wings, which gave her fear inside. beside the nightmare-fuel Wonderbolts symbol, was the Amareican (get it? American? Anyways,) flag, but with 50 stars instead of the 50 horseshoes. Applejack suddenly realized that this wasn't a drunk-addicted-odd minion of Discord, but instead a alien machine of war.
She had to warn everypony! This could wipe out the planet with ease! Applejack tried to get up, when she drifted into uncounscious...
-----1 hour later-----
"GREAT JOB TRYING TO KILL US AND THE COMMANDER OF SOCOM!"
Applejack peered around a corner of the machine-o'-doom, and saw 2 giant hairless alien (aliens? maybe Battleship? Google it) apes in uniforms yelling at each other. She took a small step forward.
"YOU ARE GONNA-"
*twinkle*
Applejack looked down at her non-broken leg in horror as she saw that she stepped on a broken bottle of APPLEJACK'S APPLE CIDER (Now winning 10 years in a row!) . The screaming hairless uniformed alien apes stoped yelling, one walked to Applejack's hiding side. Please go away,please go away. thought Applejack, hoping that would happen.
It didn't.
The uniformed hairless alien ape walked right in front of Applejack. They locked eyes. The uniformed hairless alien ape had 2 bluish-greenish eyes that seemed to show great sadness with glasses, on its face was a nose and a mouth, skin was a perfect color of peach, and had blond hair.
"What the hel-?" said the uniformed hairless alien ape (that can talk!?!). Then,
"AAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH!" Yelled a very startled Applejack, "A TALKING HAIRLESS UNIFORMED ALIEN APE!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH!" Yelled the talking uniformed hairless alien ape, "A TALKING ORANGE WIDE-EYED HORSE!!!"
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Yelled a yellow cat wearing a black sleeve-less jacket and jeans walking to the scream-at-the-alien compitition.
"IT TALKS!" Applejack and the talking uniformed hairless alien ape both replied at the same time while pointing at each other.
"What caused this?" Asked a impressed cat, talking about the dent when it realized Applejack was crying. The cat walked to Applejack, knelt before her, and brought out a cloth. "There there," said the cat in a caring voice as it wiped the tears from Applejack's eyes, "Theres no need to fear. I know how it feels."
Applejack was taken back by the alien cat.
"Wh-Wha?" She said, "Why did you invade here? Whats wrong with your country or planet???"
The cat looked to the symbols (mostly to the flag), and started to cry, whispering "I will come back..." then cried. Applejack saw that she said the wrong thing. She tried to get up but cried in pain as she put pressure on the broken leg. The cat stopped crying as it heared the cry and called for a 'medic', whatever that is, seconds later, a docter came over to help the leg.
"Cause of injury?" Ask the medic.
"Kicked that." Replied Applejack, nodding to the machine.
The cat said "What is your name m'am? That was an impressive amount of damage to a steel heli inflicted by an melee attack."
"What?" Said a confused Applejack.
"Sorry, a heli is like this thing," the cat motioned to the machine, "there are many types of heli's, but this type is called a battleheli, on our planet it is basicly a flying battleship. Will explain our tech later, but what is your name? and as I said earlier, nice amount of damage."
Applejack blushed, then replied "Awww shucks, name's Applejack, you?"
"Sorry, Scourge and SOCOM, at your service." Said Scourge, doing a mock bow to Applejack, who giggled.
"Alright," Said the medic, "Try to walk now." Applejack tried, and she could walk again!
"APPLEJACK! GET AWAY FROM THE MONSTERS!!!" Yelled a white stallion in golden battle armor and helmet. Applejack was helpless to do anything as she watched in horror as the two sides clashed into battle.
"FOR EQUESTRIA AND THE SUN!!!" Yelled the Equestrian Army, charging at the crash site.
"FOR EARTH!!!" Yelled SOCOM as they charged at the Equestrian Army.
Then a blur of red came...
Author's Note
* The series FALLOUT has the same kind of lightning bolt design.
A Red Blur, A Fight, And A Hitler Alien
Sweet Apple Acres, EquestriaUSH (United States Heli) America . Everyone was loosing the fight and were about to surrender.
That is, if a red blur didn't show up.
The blur went and saved SOCOM by tiring out the enemy army until they colapsed.
"How was I, Scourge?" The blur said with a voise a pirate would want.
Scourge smiled and said "Hello Foxy."
"Thought you needed me cap'n!" The blur slowed down until everyone (or everypony) could see Foxy. Foxy is an red fox with a hook for the right hand with an eyepatch and wearing dark tan pants. "Cap'n, I need to tell you somethin'.
λ€α∂₹₩₢¤¥₦µθβΩ (Conquered Washington D.C.)
"I-I-I DONT KNOW MASTER!" Stampered the slave. "Please-"
[BE QUIET YOU GLOARTING (Alien f-word)SLAVE!] Yelled Tellnar, [You know what?]
"What master?" Asked the slave.
[This.] Tellnar said as he pulled out a laser pistol and pointed it at the slave's head. The slave barely had time to react before Tellnar fired. Blood and brains squirted on the Washington Monument as Tellnar walked to his spacecraft. [ALL ILLUMINAZIS,] Commanded Tellnar, [ADVANCE TO PLANET 12-8B. NOW!] Moments later, the radio was filled with 'steig heil Tellnar's as they flew to Planet 12-8B.
Also, did I mention that Planet 12-8B is where Equestria is located?
Sweet Apple Acres, Equestria
How? thought Luna, We had them. At least everything worked out . Luna was talking to Scourge when Foxy asked if Scourge and he could talk. Luna said yes. Scourge and Foxy moved to the barn and Foxy wispered in Scourge's ear.
"APPLEJACK!" Yelled Applejack's friends, who rushed at Applejack.
"GUYS!" Yelled Applejack, who did the same thing.
"WE WERE SO WORRIED!!!" Sobbed a crying Fluttershy, who was happy that the mean aliens left her friend alone. Scourge came to the group with a shocked expresson and said:
"Did anypony preform a spell with a red glow?"
"I did," Said a Twilight Sparkle, "But wh-"
*Slap*
Scourge slapped Twilight Sparkle (wha-?)
"WHA IN THE TAR-NATION IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Yelled Applejack (Everypony reacted the same way).
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?!?" Yelled Scourge, "YOU TELEPORTED EARTH'S LAST HOPE HERE! COUNTLESS OF CITIES LOST, MILLIONS OF LIVES LOST, HISTORY DESTROYED, AND My country...FELL BECAUSE OF YOU!" Pointed a very angry Scourge at Twilight, who was cowering under him.
"I-I'M SORRY-" Studdered a scared Twilight.
"YOU'RE SORRY WHAT?!" Yelled Scourge, "YOU HAVE 1 MINUTE TO GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, NOW!"
Nopony refused.
Author's Note
Foxy is from FNAF.
The Illuminazis are basicly ISIS, Al Queda, and the Nazis combined (times a million).
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Let's Visit Washington D.C (Or What's Left of It)!
Twilight's house, Ponyville
Twilight was devistated. She had one chance to learn about an alien race, and blew it...
"Don't worry Twilight," Said Fluttershy, "They're a bunch of meanies."
"Its all my fault," Mumbled Twilight, "IF I DIDN'T READ THAT STUPID SPELL!" Twilight threw the Book Of Spells to the floor, on the page of The Spell For Interplanetary Travelling .
"Maybe they need something from their capitol?" Asked a baby (sorry, small) purple dragon we all know and love eating gems from a bowl who walked into the room.
"SPIKE!" Yelled everypony besides Twilight as saying a 'NO'.
"I think Spike's right." Twilight said as she started to recite the travel spell.
"Wait wha-?" Said the Elements of Haraomy (excluding magic) before the teleported to the horrors that waited them...
∑¬€£βµαΩθλ∂№‽₩₢¢¤¥₪₦₹ (conquered D.C)
Welcome to the SOCOM Public Museum! was the first thing that greeted Applejack. So this must be their capitol, what got them all- thought Applejack when she heared Fluttershy cry out
"Look at those poor creatures!"
Applejack ran to the window her friends were crowding with terrified looks and almost barfed at what she saw.
There were ruins of a great city littered with car shells, debris, bonfires, bodies, and 'heli' crashes, all showing war damage. But thats whats not what almost made her vomit. It was the figures. There were 34 skeleton-like creatures that were being beaten by four-armed aliens at the base of a broken oblisk, which Applejack knew because of Twilight's bragging and boring history lessons. In the distance was a building with a dome on top (also showing damage).
This must be why Scourge snapped, Applejack suddenly realized, He was trying to save everything he cared for . The other Elements of Harmony were trying to calm down a weeping Fluttershy, Applejack remembered why they were there.
"ALRIGHT EVERYPONY," Said Applejack, "WE NEED TO FIND ANYTHING IMPORTANT LOOKING, GOT IT?" Everypony nodded.
"We should split up, but stay in the building." Said Twilight. The Elements of Harmony went their ways to bring back an needed ally.
-----5 minutes later-----
Twilight has been searching in the archives trying to find a precious item, but only found junk. Ugh , thought Twilight, this is useless! She was about to leave when she saw it. It is a flag with 15 stars and stripes that were red and brownish-yellow look that was easily as big as Applejack's barn doors. The flag is in bad shape with a star missing. Underneath it there is a sign that said FORT McHENRY FLAG: 1812, HANDLE WITH CARE. Perfect! Thought Twilight as she carefully put it in her saddlebag. As she started to leave, she saw a disk labled EARTH-16. She then gently put it near the flag as an explosion came...
"YAYIGETTOFINDANIMPORTANTITEMTOO(Translation: Yay I get to find an important item to do)!!!" Yelled Pinkie Pie as she bounced into the Planning and Command section. She checked out all the exibits when she saw it. It is a small black box with a stick poking out of it. Underneath it is a sign that said VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER, RELIVES STRESS. "YAY!" Yelled Pinkie Pie as she stuffed it in her saddlebag as she heared an explosion...
Rainbow Dash zipped passed the Flight entrance trying to find some item. She just had got bored when she saw it. It is a small model of a object with wings coming from the back and sides. Rainbow Dash swooped down and snached it. There is a sign underneath her, but she didn't care. An explosion was heared...
Fluttershy went to the Nursury area after she stopped crying. She saw a hat with a red cross on it. She took it when an explosion was heared...
Applejack walked to the Weapons collection just for the heck of it. She saw a weird looking machine that was as big as her. She had no problems as she pushed it to their meeting point when she heared an explosion...
Rarity was in the Fasion Through Out SOCOM's History wing of the building. She greatly was disgusted in the designs of each outfit she saw.
Moments later, the Elements of Harmony met up and ran for their lives...
Onboared the USH America ,
Scourge is pissed. After 'Twilight' (Applejack told him about her friends) said that she caused the spell that took him from saving everything he loved, he unleased his anger right at her. Now, everyone (sorry, everypony) is treating him like an enemy. Scourge closed his eyes and started to cry for earth as he heared something,
"You hate those ponies, I know you do."
Ohno , thought Scourge, not him...
"Well hello again, buddy ." said a jet black cat (like Scourge) as he entered the room.
"You." Snarled Scourge as he saw the other cat.
"Yes," said the other cat, "And this time, I win." Suddenly Scourge fell to the ground trying to scream in pain, but failing. After a good 30 seconds, the other cat vanished, as Scourge disappeared in smoke.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yelled a jet black cat as he left the cloud that consumed Scourge. Suddenly, an alarm went off.
"WARNING! WARNING! SAVAGE IS IN THE HELICRAFT!" Yelled the alarm that went off.Oh it's on... Thought Savage as he went to fight SOCOM...
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"I SURE HOPE THEY ARE FRIENDLY FELLERS!" Yelled Applejack. A bolt hit the floor on her right. "OR NOT!" She continued.
*Plew!*
"AUGH!" Screamed Twilight Sparkle as a bolt got her leg. At this point, they were at the remains of Arlington, Virginia (as well as Virginia). Remains of a pentagon-shaped building was ahead of them.
[Any last words?] Asked an alien. The Elements prepared for the worst. A shot fired.
*CRACK!*
Of all the things they heared, never was anything that loud. Fluttershy almost fainted as the alien went down with a squirt of blood coming up.
"GET IN!" Yelled a voice from the building as the aliens ran away. The Elements didn't trust the voice, but followed anyway.
After entering the building, the door which they entered closed. Then the lights came on...
Fluttershy gasped. there were all the same aliens from Sweet Apple Acres! There is one that has peachy skin with brown hair and a red bandana wearing a beret, brown eyes with an eyepatch covering the right eye (with a scar) in green clothes that hadU.S ARMY in the top right, and has something in its mouth with one end smoking, sitting on a chair in front of them.
"Welcome to the former War Department of the United States, also known as the Pentagon," It said. "My name is Sergeant Rock." Sergeant Rock looked at Twilight's leg and called for a medic.
"Why are you not reacting wierd to us?" Said Rarity.
"Because we encountered you before." Said Sergeant Rock.
"What?" Said Rainbow Dash. Just before she could ask another question, they all heard it,
"You are dismissed Sergeant." Said a familiar voice.
"Princess Celestia?!" Said all the Elements in shock.
"Girls?!" Said the voice in the same tone as the source turned a corner.
It was Princess Celestia!
"Ohmygosh," Gasped Celestia as she galloped to the Elements. "But why are you all here?"
"Well," Said Twilight, "The leader of SOCOM-"
"Did you say SOCOM?" Asked Sergeant Rock.
"Yes, why?"
"SOCOM is Earth's example of power and awe." Said Sergeant Rock. "It was founded on December 16th of 1940. We made prototypes of war machines then, then December 7th happened."
"December 7th?" Asked Applejack.
"December 7th, 1941. We were attacked at a place called Pearl Harbor. Look, we can talk about this later. Right now, we need to liberate the Greater DC Area, In?"
"Princess Celestia?" Asked Twilight.
Celestia looked at the Elements.
"They need our help, and they can be important and vauluable allies." Celestia responded.
"Settled then?" Sergeant Rock said.
"Yes."
"BRING IT ON!"
"Let's do it!"
"Gladly."
"yay!"
"Of course."
"CUPCAKES! :3"
Sergeant Rock became confused on that last one.
"Cupcakes?"
"Its her way of saying yes."
"Oh."
"FOR DC!" Yelled half of the 10,000 men.
"FOR AMERICA!" Yelled the other half.
"FOR EARTH!!!" Yelled the ponies.
Operation Buckshot Yankee is now in action...
OPERATION BUCKSHOT YANKEE
(Washington D.C)
[Really?] Said Seroid.
[Yes. Hey, wan-]
Galnob was interrupted with this:
*CRACK!*
A red hole appear on Seroid's forehead just before he fell to the ground, dead.
[NOOOOO!!! SEROID!!!] Yelled Galnob as he knelt next to the body that used to be his friend and started to cry.
Then the scene esculated.
*CRACK! CRACK!* *Plew! Plew!* *RAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT-TAT!* *Eayearowrowrowr!* *SWOOSH!* *BOOM!!!* *Tch! Tch!* *SHOOOSHA!* *KA-BEEAM!* (Team Fortress 2 refrence)*WEAWAWA! WEAWAWA!*
That last sound is definintly an engine, realized Galnob, which became reinforced when the source turned a corner reveiling to be a human tank.
*PHOM!* *PFH!*
And that's a shredder (google 'Battleship Shredder' right now, I gave it red lights on the sides because I like it that way) exiting its pod and crash-landing on the ground. The shredder had landed to Galnob's left and has just rolled out of the creator it made. The human tank is only 25 feet from the shredder, Galnob, and Seroid's body. The shredder rolled at the human tank at a very scary speed, dodging shells coming from the tank. So the tank is screwed, right?
Not even close, my fellow reader.
Just before the shredder could tear the tank apart, it froze. the red light coming from each side of the shredder went out, only to be replaced with a green one.
[What the glort?] Said Galnob as he saw the entire thing, and when the shredder rolled to him slowly.
ROLLED.
TO.
HIM.
Galnob looked around him to see that humans were surrounding him with their weapons aimed right at him...as well as 7 ponies looking at him.
[ALL ILLUMINAZIS,] Said Galnob's radio, [WITHDRAW FROM THE SO-CALLED UNITED STATES, THE HUMANS HAVE BEATEN US.]
Galnob realized the facts and did it,
He put his 4 hands up in the air and said:
[I surrender.]
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President Ronald Regan (was revived as well as Nancy,)paced nervously at the Pentagon entrance awaiting news about Buckshot Yankee. If this failed, he thought, we lost for goo-
*Brrrrrrrriiing Brrrrrrrriiing!*
The telephone is ringing.
President Regan quickly snached the phone.
"Hello?"
"Mr. President?" Said a voice from the other line with a southern accent.
"Is that you, Governer of Texas?!"
"Sorry sir, but he died when those space varmin attacked one of my cities."
"Wait a minute, do you mean-"
"Thats right buttercup, Austin is rebuildin' with this Texan pride."
"...So you're Texas?!"
"Thats right sir, the one and only lone star republic back for a pickin'."
"..."
"Sir?"
"*Thump heared*"
"Really Texas? You just had to make the 45th President faint."
"Then you try, California."
"Uh guys..."
{CALL HUNG UP} Said the telophone.
Author's Note
The sound affects were basically the battle.
Washington D.C
Well, this is awkward, Thought President Regan as he waited outside on the front lawn of the White House (the only building in DC to remain in post-war condition, but is horribly vandalized inside)waiting for the unicorn, two pegasi, two Earth Ponies, and two alicorns that helped the Americans free America, I'm giving Medals of Honors to ponies and thanking them on live TV! What's more, now revolts are spreading in the Old World!
"Sorry we're late!" Yelled the tall white alicorn wearing a golden tiara and necklace (whom Regan decided is the leader of the ponies) running towards Regan with the other six smaller ponies following.
"Not at all!" Said Regan as the group of ponies finally got to their destination and started to catch their breath.
"We're going live in 3...2...1...Now!" Shouted a TV recorder as all the TV cameras went on.
"This is Janet Doe from USA (like FOX and CNN, but has just been created)now witnessing history as the former dead 40th president (but now the alive 45th president)Ronald Wilson Regan giving the Metal of Honor to the aliens that helped liberate the United States of America. Now the flag raising will start." Said Janet Doe as the flag raising started accompanied by the National Anthem.
The ponies flinched at the sudden burst of the bold music, then they saw the flag coming up.
"So that's the flag that I saw earlier." mumbled Applejack in awe as she looked up at the pole that was on the white building's roof and saw the flag coming up the pole.
"We are gathered here to celebrate the liberation of this beautiful country and to thank these ponies." The old man (she knew that after talking to Princess Celestia)that is on the stand said as he motioned a hand to them. "Can I talk to the blue rainbowed-maned Pegasus please?"
"Name's Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria." Said a proud Rainbow Dash as she flew to the old man.
"...Ok I don't think that was necessary," Said the old man as he went and got something out of a box that is next to the stand. What the old man got out is a bronze metal that is in the shape of a 5-pointed star.
"When did I get in third place?" Said a mad Rainbow Dash.
"I know what you think this means, but this metal says that YOU helped save our nation." Said the old man as he handed it to her.
Rainbow Dash flew back to the group looking at the metal with wide eyes just as the old man called for 'the white unicorn'.
(This is going to get boring so I'll skip ahead a little bit.)
"May I see Applejack please?" The old man said (after Twilight told him when she was called up).
"Alrighty then." Said Applejack as she trotted up to the old man.
The old man gave the metal to Applejack.
"But how do we get Scourge to forgive us?" Applejack asked since the humans told them to return the stuff they took (but not the disk).
The area went quiet.
The old mans' eyebrows went up.
"Did you say Scourge?" The old man asked with a serious face and tone.
"Yes, why?"
"Scourge is our most valuable commander, take these as well." The old man said as he gave Applejack a needle containing blue liquid and a wooden cross. Applejack nodded and walked to the group.
"Now can I ask Princess Celestia some questions?" Said the old man. Princess Celestia nodded.
Then the music stopped as the flag reached the top of the pole.
(Skipping again)
"May God and America bless you all." Said President Regan as a warm glow surrounded the group before they teleported back to Sweet Apple Acres.
"No..." Said Applejack as she was greeted by a burning barn.
HER BARN.
And the reason why is a black cat shooting lightning bolts (yeah, like the Emperor from STAR WARS!) at some soldiers from SOCOM .
One of them saw the group.
The black cat saw the soldier's movement and saw the group as well.
"Savage, at your demise." Said the black cat as he charged at the startled group.
What could make this go worse?
Oh yeah,
Discord.
Canterlot, Equestria
BOOM
Princess Celestia woke up with a startled expression on her face. Of all of the time she ruled Equestria, she was caught totally off guard. She looked at her entrence, to see them.
"WHO ARE YOU!?" She yelled. They said nothing. And that was all she remembered.........
Author's Note
0200 is the military time for 2:00 AM.
OPERATION BUCKSHOT YANKEE
GOAL: LIBERATE THE GREATER DC AREA
SECONDARY GOAL: LIBERATE THE EAST COAST
ARSENAL: 10,000 TROOPS: 5,000 INFANTRY ARMED WITH M-16's, 2,000 EXPLOSIVENEERS (Bazooka troopers)ARMED WITH CAPTURED ILLUMINAZI TECH, 1,000 SNIPERS ARMED WITH 50. CALIBER BARRETT M80 SNIPER RIFLE's, 500 HACKERS, 1,500 TRAINED SOLDIERS OPERATING X-PA's, (basically Fallout power armor, google it as well)25,000 GROUND VEHICLES: 15,000 MODIFIED M1 ABRAMS MAIN BATTLE TANKS, 10,000 HUMVEE's, 25,000 AIRCRAFT: 2,500 BOMBERS, 12,500 FIGHTER JETS, 5,000 ASSAULT/ESCORT JETS, 5,000 CARGO AIRCRAFT, 1,000 SHIPS: 100 FREEDOM-CLASS SUBMARINES, 456 AMERICA-CLASS DESTROYERS, 200 REGAN-CLASS AIRCRAFT CARRIERS, 150 GODSPEED-CLASS PATROL BOATS, 4 IOWA-CLASSBATTLESHIPS, 100,000 SOCOM TECH AND 7 MAGICAL PONIES
ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA,