Bloody Sunny

by drakenichols1

PROLOGUE

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PROLOGUE

Neigh York City, Present Day…

Honk! Honk! Screech! Wee-woo-wee-woo!

Neigh York. The city that never sleeps. Filled with individuals who live a life of misery and struggle to get by. Most people fight for themselves, while a few for their loved ones. Whatever jobs anyone can land in a place like this would require them to ruin the lives of others to become successful. The term “nice guys finish last” would be the code people live by in this city. A dog-eat-dog world out here.

Some may even take a life to get ahead. Those who are desperate to make a name for themselves may result to drastic measures. They would literally eliminate the competition, and some succeed in getting away with such dastardly deeds. Even some who are caught red-handed. So long as they have enough dough to fill the pockets of those who decide their fate, they are immediately absolved. And these are people who remain exposed to the public eye.

The underground society of thugs, gangs and traffickers seem less despicable than those who have more successful lives than them. Yet people always tend to be wary of them the most than the ones that they sit or walk alongside with. Wolves in sheep’s clothing. Everyone seems oblivious to the fact that their own people are monsters. That they should fear each other the most.

Bang! Bang! ROAR!!!

“We’re dead! We’re so dead!”

…At least, until now.

Once a place filled with mortal sin was now invaded by…supernatural corruption. Creatures not from this realm terrorize the already-suffering population. Hundreds have died over the course of the week, and the numbers continue to rise. Men, women, children… No one was spared. Demons and abominations scatter the streets and rooftops, all varying from shape and size, as well as intellect. They are formidable beings that not even the mightiest of humans can hope to defeat. One by one, the protectors of humanity are cut down, mutilated, and crushed. Hope seemed lost.

But ‘tis not the case. The moment these monsters appeared, a warrior not from this world had followed. Already she had ended a good quarter of the demon swarm. She possesses abilities no human has. Even with mortal weapons, she can fuse them with her power and accomplish what humanity’s finest have failed to do. Brave, mysterious, dangerous—

GROAR!!! Ack! Choking!

Alright…I think…it’s time you met—ack! …the hero spoken of. Just…pan that camera upwards. A little more… A little more. …I think my face is turning blue. Can you hurry the hell up?!

Oh, hi there! Name’s Sunset. Sunset Shimmer. Also known as Sunny, Shimmy, She-Demon, Best Human… Of course you know all that already. See, I’m in a bit of a predicament here. Currently being choked by a demon while doing this story’s introduction is quite—ack! Quite…rude… Hang for a bit…ack!

Gotta reach my sword! Argh! Doesn’t help that I’m being pushed towards the edge of a building. A very tall building. Probably about fifty stories up. Seriously wishing this were a video game so you’d take the role of the player and start mashing buttons like crazy. And I seriously wish this thing would stop drooling all over me! Seriously, I swear this thing’s got halitosis.

Almost there… Got it! All it takes is one quick slice. Swish! Haha! Off with its head! Phew! Alright, gimme a moment to push this thing off of me. There! So, uh… Where were we? Ah yes!

Oh wait, more of these guys are coming. Yo, Pinkie, describe the ass-kicking I’m about to do to our readers here!

"Right-o, kapitan!"

The hideous beasts neared our beautiful heroine, stalking her like the predators they were. Sunset cautiously strafed to the side, her sword at the ready. Her gaze locked with the creature at the middle, sharp eyes like daggers. It was a silent battle, the other daring to make the first move. The other two demons were moving to opposite sides, looking to flank Sunset.

It wasn’t hard to notice their strategy. The girl, while wounded and exhausted, still had some fight left in her. She had killed an onslaught of these demons the moment she stepped foot into the city. And like those poopoo-heads, she can take these three on. Though one has to wonder how she managed to end up on this rooftop when a mere few minutes ago she was in front of Caste Moulin.

"Indeed! I was enjoying browsing the marvelous collection they had in store! They have some rare diamonds that were sure to be worth billions!"

"Rarity, I’m trying to narrate here!"

"Well, you brought up the jewelry store! Should I have just sat by while you prattled on with your primitive narrative when I could give a more adult input?"

"You can’t sit, silly! None of us can! We’re voices in Sunny’s head now!"

"Uhm, girls? Perhaps we should focus on the story…?"

"Yeah! Shit’s about to go down and you guys are ruining it!"

"Ah agree with Shy and Dash. Sunset’s in danger, and I reckon’ she don’t have ‘nuff in her to use any healin’ spells."

"Oh, you’re right darling. And I doubt she could keep her clothes intact any longer. Those monsters have nearly torn her outfit to oblivion!"

"Hehe, not complaining."

"Not now, Dash."

Girls?

"Yes?"

I’m about to charge now. Can you let me focus?

"Oopsie, sorries! Still want me to narrate?"

Yes please.

"Yay!"

Cue the music.

With lightning speed, Sunset dashed towards the closest demon. It too had begun to charge, letting out an ear-piercing shriek. Lunging at our heroine, it raised its claws, preparing to strike. Sunset predicted this and let her body fall, sliding across the floor. She thrust her blade onto the demon’s stomach, cutting its torso open as she continued to slide. Blood and guts spilled out and the monster let out another shriek, this one of pain, and tumbled towards the ledge, falling soon after.

Sunset quickly pushed herself up and spun to face the next demon, which was already about to slice at her face. She let herself fall onto her knees and arched her body backwards, narrowly missing her decapitation. She then swerved her body and swung her sword at the demon’s bony waist, slicing it in half. In mid-spin she caught sight of the third demon spitting something at her. Her heightened reflexes kicked in and she rolled to the side, dodging the lethal saliva these creatures secreted.

Once she recovered, she heard a loud sizzle coming from her blade. Holding up the sword, she saw that the spit managed to get onto the steel, melting the portion that was hit. Soon the middle of the blade melted into nothing and half of the sword fell onto the ground with a loud clang. She looked back at the creature, and it appeared to have a smug look on its face.

“Mother…FUCKER!!!” Sunset yelled out, throwing what remained of her weapon at it.

Before it could hit, the demon swatted the blade to the side and charged. Just as it was about to swing its claws at her, Sunset jumped and placed her hand on top of its head, flipping above its moving form. Once she landed, she ran towards the demon and tackled it to the ground. The creature roared as she grabbed its head and repeatedly slammed its face onto the floor.

“Do! You! Have! Any! Idea! How long! It takes! For Twily! To make! These things?!” she yelled with each slam.
Regaining its strength, it pushed itself off the ground, turning to grab Sunset. She leaped back and lunged to deliver a swift knee onto its gut. Though she underestimated its size and instead…

DING!!!

"Ooh!"

The demon whimpered pathetically as it fell onto its knees, clutching its damaged nethers. Without wasting any time, Sunset clutched its face with both hands and jammed her thumbs into its eye-sockets. It screeched as she pushed deeper, twirling her thumbs around to increase the pain. She kept at it for a couple more seconds before twisting its head to the side, snapping its neck. The screeching stopped, and its arms hung on the sides. Sunset released the demon and let it fall to the ground.

"Uh…gross?"

"Sunset… That was barbaric…"

"Haha! Fatality!"

"I… I don’t feel good…"

"Woohoo! Epic finisher is epic!"

Phew! Alright, time to move on. Oh, yikes. Looks like this place has gone to hell. Literally. So yeah, the whole place is overrun by demons. Demons that are neither from here, nor from my homeland, Equestria. Ya know, a magical world filled with ponies and other mythological creatures? If you’re reading this then you obviously already know. Why am I even explaining myself? Don’t give me that look! You all look, uh…what’s the word? Confused?

Oh, right! Yeah, you’re probably wondering how this shitstorm happened in the first place. Well, remember the last story you read about me? No? Ugh, fine! Recap!

“I don’t love you.”

“NOOOO!!!”

…What, too short? Alright then.

“Sunset?” Twilight spoke.

“Yea h?” I reply.

“Turn off the television.”

The dread I felt increased ten-fold at your words, but I complied. After switching off the device, she moved and turned away from me. I swallowed, fearing what words will follow such actions. She looks as if she’s struggling what to say. I felt compelled to speak, but for some reason, I’ve been running out of words to say all day.

“You have feelings or me.”

“Y-yeah… I do…” I uttered out.

A moment of silence passed, then she spoke again. “How long?”

I chew on my lip, seeing if there is still a way to mediate the situation. Nope, none. The truth is out, so I might as well go all the way. “When we started writing to each other, maybe?”

“…I see.”

“So what was that back there? Clearly you feel the same way, right?” She groped me, in case you’re wondering what “that” was.

I hear her shift, but don’t look. “I was merely…confirming it.”

That brought a frown on my face. “Confirming it?”

“Yes.”

“…Like what, an experiment?”

“…Are you mad?”

“After all that, I would have thought I had more than a slight chance.” I turn my head to the side away from her. “Apparently that isn’t the case. That was beyond leading me on.”

“I didn’t mean to—”

“Well you did.”

“I’m not used to this type of stuff,” she said.

“Bullshit.”

“Oh, well excuse me for not having the experience regarding romance! Need I remind you of the kind of upbringing I had? How awkward I was, and still am, with others?!”

“You have a ton of friends! You always tell me how you’re surrounded by wonderful ponies who love and understand you! So don’t give me that crap of being awkward with others!”

“…I’m sorry.”

“You’re sorry,” I repeat what she said in disbelief. “That’s really all you have to say?”

“What do you want me to say?” she asked, looking back up at me.

“How about a proper rejection? No beating around the bush, no bullshit… Just reject me.” I hold my arms up. “There is no way you can hurt me more than you already have.”

“I don’t love you.”

Yeah, fuck you too Twilight. Am I missing anything? …Oh yeah.

I got my hopes up, became way too confident, and expected way too much and ended up getting hurt in the end. So fuck me, then. Why not throw something else at me? Clearly I deserve this! What can possibly be worse than this?!

A wild She-Demon Doppelganger appears! “It‘s been a while.”

Ha! You thought the sequel would be a more serious story, eh? Well, no. This is what you get. Yeah, so my evil demon counterpart appears before me. Apparently because of all the negative emotions that mixed with the then-dormant magic within me, she was physically manifested as a separate entity. She took a huge chunk of my power with her, giving her the ability to—

Ah, fuck it. It’d be too boring to just explain all this. How about I just show you in the next chapter? That way you’d know why this story’s narrative is like a certain recent kickass movie that broke the box office, how I got this fucked up personality like I’m suddenly a near-carbon-copy of God’s Perfect Idiot, why my best friends are now mere voices in my head, and get the full picture of how I became a Bloody Sunny.

"Ha! Title call!"

"Oh, I do wish we get to the credits soon. This truly has been a dreadful experience."

"I don’t want to be inside Sunset anymore…"

I take offense to that.

"Come on, ya'll. Let's just move on."

"Fuck yeah! Let’s roll up on this bitch!"


Author's Note

Sequel to Victim of Love is up! And so begins this ~~epic~~ stupid tale of demon hunting and violence galore! I was originally going to make this a more serious story, but I figured it'd be funny to see how a crazy Sunset would be like, given that most of her fics have her as the troubled or redeeming heroine.

Also I'm crazy for the Deadpool movie. Watched it 7 times. Sue me.

Comment please!

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