My Mistress Twilight

Just a fair warning; I have never written a story in my life, well one thats been seen by the public so its whatever man.

Appearance, or some generic shit like that

Unbearable......

Infinitely painful....

There are just no words that can describe this pain.......

You feel yourself being broken down at a molecular level, only to be reconstituted into a new form..........

"A-are you awake?" A random voice asks. "Oh no Spike he isn't waking up what should I do!?"

"Tell Celestia?" A new voice suggests.

Ce-lestia....what in the fuck is that? You wonder.

Groaning, you open your eyes to an unfamiliar ceiling. Instead of the Gears of War posters that normally hung there you see what appears to be tree bark....

"Tree bark...? where the hell is my roof?", you moan.

"Oh good your awake," a feminine voice says from your right.

You turn and find yourself looking into the purple eyes of a lavender....thing. It looks like a miniature horse, from its face you can tell its a female but it has a horn.

Yeah right, You scoff internally. Unicorns don't exist.

"Bad ass trick... For a second there I thought you were talking." You laugh, noting how your face feels strange

"But I did speak," it says. "My na-"

Your smile slowly fades and you inhale sharply, only to cut off the thing with a blood chilling bellow. You feel the vessels in your throat burst, but continue to scream.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT IN THE NAME OF GODS NUTSACK IS GOING ON HERE?" You scream. "DAFUQ IS GOING ON?"

"Spike! Go get Dr Whooves!, NOW!?" It, she, yells.

The thing turns to you and timidly steps closer to you, and you raise your ha-.

"Oh God..MY hands! Where the blueberry fuck are my hands?" You cry out. "Where the bloody fuck are my hands!?"

Your brain cannot comprehend what it sees...instead of hands....... there are hooves. Brown cloven hooves. At that moment the door opens and a brown bespectacled stallion and some freaky purple and green lizard thing walk in. The weird purple pony runs to the visitors.

"Thank Celestia!" She cries.

Theres that name again, the only sane corner of your brain thinks.

"Whooves, he's been screaming for the past 20 min!"

"Well Twilight," the stallion says. "His psyche is probably unraveling at the seams. I honestly wouldn't be suprised if his mentality reverted to that of a foal."

"But Doctor, cant I help him? Can he even be helped?"

By this time you have quite certainly gone mute, but at the mention of your psyche you speak up. "W-what about me? What do you mean?" you call hoarsely, (no pun intended).

The purple lizard turns and looks at you. "Twi look! He can talk."

"Well at least we know he hasnt reverted to being a foal," Twilight sighs. "What should I do? I dont think, buck it! I know I cant send him back I dont have that kind of power!"

"Write Cel-" the lizard tarts.

"No!" She exclaims. "I wont write to her!"

"Do it," Whooves istructs. "She may have the power to send him back"

Twilight hangs her head and walks- or trots?- out of the room. You decide to study the lizard; it is roughly two and a half feet tall, green spines start at the top of its skull and end at its tail. From its size you can tell it's a child, the age though is a mystery. Its eyes are green and matching ear fins decorate each side of its head.

"Well this is awkward," It says interrupting your thoughts. "Well I'm spike and I'm a baby dragon, who are you?"

"Ah, your a dragon?" You say calmly. "I'm Jay Cruiz, but a lot of people call me JC."

You smile.....you see darkness....you taste blood. You willingly fade into the black.

You awaken in a daze. You don't open your eyes, you know it was a dream. Simply a crazy ass dream, with talking horses, unicorns, and a fucking purple dragon.

"Jay? JC? Are you awake?" Twilights voice asks.

"NonononononoNoNONONONO!" you plead frantically eyes snapping open. "God no..... Please let this be some kind of bad drug trip!" You put your face in your ha- "Oh God I dont have hands anymore!"

You roll off the bed, and as soon as your hooves hit the floor you collapse into hysterical sobs.

"Why? Why me God? What did I do to piss you off.....?" There is no answer. "WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME YOU SICK SADISTIC MOTHER FUCKER?!?" You raise your tear streaked face to the heavans and scream. All the pain rage and sorrow in your body go into that shout. You collapse sobbing but this time Twilight puts a hoof on your shoulder.

"I know there isnt anything I can say to make you feel better. Its my fault that you are here-" She is cut short as you turn on her no longer crying. You are shaking, in rage.

"Your fault? Your fault im this- this fucking thing?" You say in a calm tone. You advance on her and she backs away, her eyes wide full of terror and remorse. She opens her mouth to answer but you backhand, or rather back hoof her. She hits the ground too shocked to cry.You place your left hoof on her chest and proceed to beat her in the face with your right. The first blow lands on her left cheek, the next on her right and the last and most powerful on her nose. Tears leaked out of her eyes the whole time but when your hoof breaks her nose she screams, so loud that your eardrums rupture.

Staggeringin pain you feel a force lift you by your throat and slam you on the ground, breaking your ribs with an audible Crack! Blood sprays from your nose and mouth. you feel your left lung collapsing and you lose consiousness..............