Clothing Nightmare on Nightmare Night
Naked Party Time
Previous ChapterWhat exactly did I find so curious about this again? Sci-twi was the only one who hadn’t yet joined the ‘party’. The purple skinned girl having nervously asked where the bathroom was first. Nobody questioned it, thankfully. She had no idea that Rarity’s revelation of the fact that SHE had the bigger ‘hip’ measurement would unnerve herself so much. The curlier haired Twilight was left to stare at herself in the bathroom; still wearing the wizard’s costume though the beard had been cast aside. Her grimace reflected back at her.
She’d felt so intrigued back down there. Only a short while ago she’d felt so sure she was going to strip down and join her new friends in the fun. Nobody would judge her if she backed out. She knew it. Her new friends were too nice to question if she was more anxious about her nudity than her pony self. But somehow that just didn’t feel right either! Her hands were nervously tugging at her hair as she let the hat come off to rest on the back of the toilet.
“Okay, Okay. Let’s just think about this rationally, Twilight,” she insisted to herself. Taking a few steadying breaths she nodded. “Let’s get the negatives out first…everyone will see me naked,” she confessed. That little bit of anxiety spoken aloud to herself helped to relieve some of the pressure, “Everyone could see that my butt’s bigger than Princess Twilight’s.” She could already imagine Rainbow Dash, meaning well, teasing her over it. How could everyone else react so calmly to just seeing each other naked? Their ‘bits’ visible and on full display like someone’s bad fanfiction.
She went on with her negatives, “Someone might take pictures that could get out. Someone might see us through a window. I could accidentally bump into someone and touch something I shouldn’t. I didn’t shave my bikini area.” The list of negatives stopped for her there. She sighed to herself over the fairly embarrassing potential negatives to this. She almost wished she’d brought Spike as an excuse to leave now that they were running through her head.
At Twilight Sparkle’s home the two Spikes sat side by side on the sofa watching the family’s big screen tv. “Best magic your world ever came up with, second to those dog treats,” the Equestria Spike admitted to its counterpart, raising a paw that was met with another for a high five, of a sort.
“I know, right? Can’t believe Twilight, mine I mean, is missing this,” the ‘Canterlot High’ Spike confirmed with his counterpart. The two of course would watch briefly as a rather well built white skinned young man passed through the living area they sat watching movies. “Hey,” Spike offered. Since Twilight started attending CHS she’d moved out of her ‘Crystal Prep Lab’ and back home allowing the pair more frequent interaction.
Shining Armor of course paused briefly as he noticed he was seeing double. A finger gently gesturing at each of them in turn before he shrugged. Two Spikes was hardly weird after his sister turned into a malevolent demi-goddess. “Cheesey Halloween movies?” He questioned. Upon receiving a nod, he added, “I’ll fix some popcorn.”
The Spikes had to be bored out of their minds being left home alone. Sci-Twi sighed, having let the negatives dwell for long enough, “Now, let’s see the positives of this. It’s just one night and a simple experiment. If I don’t enjoy it, I can put my clothes back on at any time. It would be nice to get to enjoy a bonding experience like this with the others. We’re staying inside and Fluttershy’s been doing this long enough to know to keep her windows shuttered.” She started to smile.
She had been silly with a lot of those negatives. The positives already rapidly dissipating her concerns, “If I bump into anybody, it’s just an accident. They’ll understand. A little accident like that, they’d probably just laugh it off. As far as pubic hair, Sunset, Fluttershy and Pinkie all have some and nobody gave it much thought. Ironically it seems Rainbow Dash got more attention for not having any,” she confessed to herself, laughing slightly at the memory of the blue girl’s shaved crotch. She flushed a bit as she remembered staring at it maybe a little too much.
That might be a negative or a positive. She’d been a little overly fascinated by the different proportions between everyone. Maybe that was all she was really worried about; getting caught staring as opposed to being stared at. Regardless she finally heaved a sigh and knelt down to grab the wizard’s robe. With all the courage she could muster for the moment she yanked it right up and flashed her reflection before putting the robe down with the rest of her stuff. “Costume down…underwear to go,” she announced to herself in a slightly defeated tone.
The other girls meanwhile were already laughing a little as Rainbow Dash and Applejack talked about their earlier inappropriate discussions. Fluttershy briefly excusing herself to go out back to take care of the animals. Evidently that was where all of them were; out back in cozy little houses and dens she’d set up in her back yard. In spite of Pinkie Pie’s suggestion that they take the party out there Fluttershy had been certain to draw the lin. She’d stepped out with her bath robe quickly to check on them all before returning to see everyone at ease.
Rarity was enjoying her tea, laughing along with everyone else. Pinkie Pie had somehow half appeared out of the metal wash tub she used for the animals that was filled with apples and water, in spite of resting on the island in her kitchen without anywhere for the other half of her to really ‘be’. Twilight and Sunset were a little off to the side. She saw them both look up a little uncertain as they noticed Sci-twi hadn’t come down yet. Applejack and Rainbow Dash were moving on to laughing about how stupid they were for their stunt.
The yellow nudist just smiled warmly at everyone. She’d been so worried what everyone would think or how they might react to her lifestyle. It had terrified her almost as much as Nightmare Night. Instead not only were they okay with it, even her doing it around them; they were even trying it a little for themselves. It was turning out to be the most delightful Nightmare Night ever. Though she was taken by surprise as she suddenly found her head grabbed and heard Pinkie Pie shout, “Hold your breath and keep your mouth wide!”
Fluttershy squeaked a bit as she was suddenly bent over with her face diving into the water. It was pulled up nearly as soon as she went down though. Fluttershy’s hair damp from her face being shoved into the water like that if only for a fraction of a second. Pinkie Pie just giggled at her, “Sorry, Fluttershy, but somebody had to start the game,” she pointed out. Fluttershy would realize she’d actually managed to catch one of the apples beween her teeth. Though on her teeth might be more appropriate as her jaw was held open by it before Pinkie helped pry it out.
“Wow, never would have expected the inside of your mouth to look like that,” she heard Rainbow Dash point out at the rather large pronounced canines. “Look almost like a bat. Would have sworn it’d look more like big rabbit buck teeth,” she pointed out. A familiar bunny sat nearby and frowned as Rainbow Dash pointed that out, “No offense! They’d probably be cute on her,” she held up her hands defensively at the rabbit. Angel liked to claw and nibble; being naked made that was a lot less hilarious a proposition for her.
Everyone had a small laugh at Rainbow Dash being intimidated by her sweet little bunny. They also heard a meek voice, almost as bad as Fluttershy’s ask, “What’s everyone finding so funny?” They’d all see Sci-Twi had finally come down and was doing her best to avoid letting her eyes stay anywhere specific for too long. Fluttershy saw how nervous the purple girl was and had been about to walk over and ask what was wrong when Pinkie Pie cut in.
“We were just laughing ‘cause I gave Fluttershy a dunk to bob for apples and she came up with one stuck right in her mouth, and then we saw she has these like really sharp vampire teeth that make her look sort of like a Flutterbat, or maybe Battershy? Anyways, Rainbow Dash said she always thought Fluttershy’s teeth were more like a bunny’s which made Angel upset ‘cause I think he took offense at that. So Rainbow got scared and said she thinks Fluttershy would look cute with bunny teeth,” the words came out almost like one continuous stream with Pinkie Pie sometimes. Still Sci-twi seemed to catch enough to not question it further.
Applejack, apparently taking their hostess ‘starting’ the game, dove her own head into the tub. One hand holding the edge of the tub as she blindly chomped around while the other had her hat. The girl’s firm buttocks flexing a bit as she pushed a bit onto her tip-toes to dig a bit further into the tub. Sci-twi tried hard not to stare at those firm glutes or thighs. A fact the only dressed girl in the room caught onto even as everyone else watched Applejack rear back with two apples stuck in her teeth, obviously looking to show off a little as she put them down. “Beat that,” she called at Rainbow Dash.
Rarity sighed a little to herself as she stood up, leaving Rainbow Dash and Applejack to their game. She moved to Sci-twi and gently rested a hand on the now exposed girl’s shoulder. A hand hovered nervously over her the girl’s lap, but it wasn’t so much to hide as perhaps keep her hand from grabbing her hair as it usually did when she got nervous. “Darling, why don’t we take a seat back out in the living room? I was meaning to chat with you,” she spoke up. Before the purple haired girl could say no, she’d grabbed a couple cupcakes and scuttled her back into the living room where they sat beside each other. She went right for it, “If you want to gawk, I don’t think either of those two would complain.”
Sci-twi had been about to try and stuff the cupcake in her mouth as an excuse to NOT talk when Rarity said that! “W-what? I mean, I wasn’t, no, no! Absolutely not! He…he…” she weakly laughed. Rarity looked upon her as if to ask if Sci-twi truly thought she was pulling the cashmere over her eyes. “Was I being that obvious? I thought I was doing pretty good a job at not staring,” she decided to share.
“That’s precisely what made it so obvious. It’s like when I’m trying not to stare at the ugly sweater a girl’s chosen to wear or her awful shoes. If you try too hard to avoid looking, it’s only that much clearer that you were looking to begin with,” Rarity pointed out. She reiterated her earlier point “Everyone is naked, of course excepting me. You’re bound to see a lot of skin before anybody goes home, and that’s if anybody does. Knowing Pinkie Pie this might well turn into some sort of ‘naked sleep over’.”
Sci-twi winced at the suggestion of such, “You really think it could?” Sci-twi was slowly forgetting her own nudity. She’d long since decided being naked herself wasn’t nearly what she had trouble with. It was seeing everyone else naked that left her feeling so nervous. “I mean I guess it could. It’s Pinkie Pie we’re talking about after all. But I just…I mean,” she began to stammer though a comforting look from the pale girl calmed her back down. “What am I going to do?”
Rarity did her best to keep up her smile. It was absolutely fake as inwardly she was trying to keep Sci-twi calm more than herself. “There’s nothing to do or should be done. If you want to look, then go ahead. If you happen to like anything you see, that’s nobody’s business but your own. If you’re worried about getting caught looking or what to do after, then remember…we’re your friends. We care for you no matter what, and accept you just the same.”
Rarity’s reassuring words helped Sci-twi to relax. She was so confident and sure of what she was saying that Sci-twi couldn’t really find any words to reply with beyond, “Thank you. I needed to hear that.” She of course looked back at the party, but felt a bit more at ease just sitting there with Rarity for now. “I need to ask you something, if it’s okay.” Rarity was taken by surprise by the mention of a question but gave a nod, “Why do Twilight and Sunset have those strange tattoos?”
The use of the word tattoo had Rarity raising an eyebrow before she looked back at the kitchen. She’d of course see Sunset had her back to the living room area which revealed the marking she was talking about, just above her buttocks, “Ah, yes. I still don’t quite understand it myself but supposedly it’s something called a ‘Cutie Mark’. All ponies on their side have them,” Rarity explained plainly. She didn’t question why she wasn’t just asking Twilight or Sunset. It had been awkward enough asking about it herself.
The duo though soon heard some noisy cheering going on from the kitchen. Curiosity getting the better of both now that Sci-Twi was allowing herself to stare, they returned to find Rainbow Dash with three apples hanging out of her mouth. The last looking dangerously close to falling out. “No dang WAY that’s possible,” Applejack insisted though her tone showed amazement rather than frustration. “Where the heck ya’ll even learn to do that?”
“Oh, the guys on a few of the teams helped me get the hang of it,” Rainbow Dash began only for everyone to start to look at her as if imagining something far more indecent than the truth! She glared, “Hey, it’s nothing like that! I had a bet with Pinkie Pie once that I could fit more hotdogs in my mouth than she did. Soarin’ can practically stuff a whole pie in his face, so he and the guys helped me practice how to work my jaw, okay.” Everyone started to chuckle nervously, especially Sci-twi, about jumping to that assumption: Only Pinkie Pie seemed more giddy than ashamed as she remembered that incident.
Sunset Shimmer didn’t need to really explain to Twilight as much about the ‘joke’ as the others suspected. Apparently some bits of humor were universal, or in this case cross-universal. The party got into swing before too long. Applejack avoiding the dancing when she noticed more than a few stares going her way over her breasts jiggling around in a rather attention grabbing way. Sci-Twi eventually stopped staring at everyone, but it wasn’t lost on Rarity how nervous the girl got whenever her hand accidentally brushed someone’s hip or breast when she tried to dance; evidently neither Twilight were skilled dancers.
More bad jokes on Rainbow Dash and Applejack’s part; with the far too candid for her own good Pinkie Pie joining in. Evidently Pinkie Pie liked the idea of getting to cooked naked but then went into a bit of a typical Pinkie Pie babbling about shaving, hair nets, and whether it’d be possible for one down there or if she’d need one with her apron. It was not a conversation any of them really cared to add onto. Fluttershy fainted from the sheer idea of one of the jokes they discussed about seeing if Principal Celestia would let them use their ‘practice room’ naked.
Except for some mildly inappropriate topics and discussions, and points of contact, their little ‘naked party’ was almost normal. It didn’t feel any more different than any old random party Pinkie Pie might throw at someone’s house. Then again a lot of that had been the point of what Fluttershy had been getting across. Nakedness was simply natural. Of course much to Rarity and Sci-twi’s relief the ‘naked slumber party’ would be kept to another night at another place. The only two who would be staying the night would be Applejack and Rainbow Dash who contacted their families about incidents ‘ruining’ their costumes and needing changes of clothes for tomorrow.
Princess Twilight hung around as well, probably be better to wait until everyone was done with their nightmare night festivities before heading back through the portal. The excitement of the evening though had made simply staying the night in their world a promising suggestion, especially if it meant she didn’t have to get dressed again just yet after getting comfortable as she was.
Nightmare Night came and went. It felt almost like one crazy hilarious dream for Rainbow Dash. Drinking too much sugary punch and dancing too much the other night had left the athletic girl rather sore and groggy that morning though. She’d recognize that she was in Fluttershy’s bed, turning her head lazily to spy the clock that showed the time. It was already 7:30 in the morning. That alone was verification that it was all quite real.
Which was still a pretty serious bummer in spite of how much fun it was. She’d gotten ripped off for pete’s sake! If she got her hands on that ‘D’ guy, she’d flatten him. Still she tried not to think too much about that as she sat up and saw the large t-shirt Fluttershy had lent her was now very distorted. Did Pinkie have the bright idea to spike the punch and this was a hangover? She saw a note taped to her front though and pulled it off. It was Applejack’s hand-writing, no doubt about that.
Without even thinking about it the half-asleep Wondercolt star began to read it aloud in Applejack’s voice. She did a pretty decent impression, almost swear it was her, “Dear Rainbow, sorry ah had to skedaddle before you woke up. Princess Twilight decided to stay over and sleep too, so ah figured ah should walk her back to the portal.” That much figured but it didn’t explain how heavy she felt in her torso, “Did manage to convince Twilight though to try somethin’. Don’t say ah didn’t warn ya’ not to make offers ya’ might regret. My shirt should fit you mostly, though bra might be a little – “ she trailed off as it finally dawned on her. Instantly she dropped the note and grabbed her chest!
Applejack had swapped their tits! Hanging from her torso was the farm girl’s impressive set of boobs. “Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! How the hay am I gonna explain this to my parents?!” She squealed at herself, grabbing her head in definite disbelief. It didn’t even occur to her to finish the note where Applejack made sure to mention Twilight was coming over to swap them back once the day was finished. No, Rainbow Dash was already in another more familiar state of panic as she actually recognized that it was almost 7:30! She had to get to school! Rainbow’s Clothing Nightmare last night was nothing compared to the nightmare she’d be in for today.
Author's Note
I will admit that I kind of spent most of what I seriously had planned for this story in my earlier chapters that a lot of this was basically wrapping things up. Alot of this chapter is after-thoughts and last attempts at humor and some fun to help finish things off. I also know this chapter is probably chock full of yet more grammar errors and probably several greater ones. Still, I hope you've enjoyed reading my out of season story.
