Shadowbolts Shenanigansby PenumbraGlow0290ChaptersChapter 1: Let's Play a GameChapter 2: Don't Fuck With The CaptainChapter 3: Normal? I think not. Chapter 1: Let's Play a GameIt was a dark and stormy night. The sky was dark and eerie. Clouds covered the sky, hiding the moon and it's white glow. The only thing that could be seen was the bolts of lightning illuminating the sky, followed by a violent rumble of thunder. It had been storming ever since the sun had set to make way for the moon. A large gust of wind blew through the cool night sky as several branches were ripped from the trees and sent flying. Ponies slept through the storm, or at least most of them were. In a dark and sinister looking fortress, the Shadowbolts stay. Few Shadowbolts wandered about in the hallways. Not very much activity was going on, except for one place. In one room, the lounge, laughter filled the entire room. In there sat several ponies: Blade, Angel, Shadow, Moon, Sin, Ruin, Captain Nightshade, and the newbie, Rainbow Dash. They all sat at the table, cards in their hooves, watching them closely. On the back of these cards read, "Cards Against Equestria: A Horrible Card Game for Horrible Ponies". They all put down one card, then swiftly slid it over to Moon. He let out a sigh before rolling his eyes and taking the cards. Her cleared his throat, breaking the silence, as he began to read. "What do I enjoy to do during my free time?" He paused. "Jerk off to your imaginary friend." He continued. "What do I do in my free time? Give spine tingling blowjobs." He glanced around the table before going on. "What do I do in my free time? Sex, sex, get drunk, and more sex." Moon, as well as the other Shadowbolts focused their attention on Nightshade as she bounced her eyebrows and licked her lips at Dash. She pulled her wing up near her face and used two feathers. She put her tongue between them and moved it back and forth with a slight chuckled afterwards. Dash back up a little and stared wide-eyed and a crimson blush. "Do you mind NOT doing that?! I'd prefer you not to give drop hints about eating out.... I am currently closed, Captain." Dash stared in unamusement. "Oh? But you do know, I can get you to open up, riiiight?" Nightshade asked, her brows bouncing as she smirked. Moon huffed before continuing. "Anyway.... What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Drugs." He raised an eyebrow before shaking his head and going back to reading. "What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Standing out on the streets and showing my ass." Moon stopped and glanced around the table while raising both eyebrows. Everyone started laughing as Moon continued to read the cards. "What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Ramming Celestia....." Moon stopped again and glanced around the table yet again, a disturbed look on his face. "Ok then... Someone here pleasures the princess." Ruin broke down into a laughing fit before falling out of his chair and continuing to cackle loudly. "And final one... What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Stripping for the Wonderbolts." The Shadowbolts' eyes widened and some snorts and chuckles came from a few of them as Ruin continued to cackle. "Alrighty, I am going with the stallion prostitute..." Moon said. Blade laughed then took the card with the question and smirked. The others looked at him as if they were trying not to laugh. "So, Blade..." Nightshade said, "since when do you work out on the streets? You get stallion customers?" Blade went red as his ear fell back against his head. He sighed and put his head on the table and groaned. "Ffffuuuuucccckkkk!" He grunted. Nightshade continued to smirk as she leaned back in her chair. Blade lifted his head and shook it out before chuckling and taking another card to make up for the previous one he gave to Moon. The others did the same except for Moon. Blade grabbed a question card and cleared his throat before reading. "Ahem... Why can't I sleep at night?" He said. "Pfff.... maybe because you're too busy with your prostitution..." Ruin snorted. Blade glared at him and snorted. Everyone looked through their cards thoroughly before they started setting them down. Shadow had hers down first followed by Nightshade, Moon, Angel, Sin, Ruin, and Dash. Blade grabbed their cards and snatched them up as he began to speak again. "Why can't I sleep at night? Flying sex snakes... Alrighty.... Why can't I sleep at night? Stallion castration." Blade stopped and looked around as all the stallions immediately covered their stallionhoods with their forehooves. He shook his head and shuddered before continuing. "Why can't I sleep at night? Prostitution..... Fuck you, Ruin..." Blade slightly growled at Ruin. "Why can't I sleep at night? Half-assed foreplay... Why can't I sleep at night? Tentacle porn.... Alrighty then.... Why can't I sleep at night? Sunshine and rainbows... Gay, but ok... Why can't I sleep at night? A middle-aged stallion on roller skates..... Creepy.... Ok this one goes to castration..." Blade shuddered. Nightshade took the card and smirked. All the stallions, including Blade, covered their privates as they shuddered at the card. Nightshade reached for a new answer card as well as everyone else. She then grabbed a question card and began. "Alright, here we go... I drink to forget...." She glanced up and around the table, a smirk appearing on her face as she quietly snickered. Nightshade waited patiently as they all looked through their cards. She quietly sighed in content as she leaned back in her chair. Within a few minutes, the cards were placed in front of her. She sat in her normal posture and took the cards and began reading again. "I drink to forget your microscopic penis..." She slightly chuckled as well as the others. "I drink to forget last night's failed sex attempts." Nightshade slightly snorted and chuckled at that. "I drink to forget your sister... I drink to forget my inner demons.... I drink to forget stallion meat.... I drink to forget the Blood of Celestia... Goddamn... I drink to forget the series of ponies I killed.... Jeez... fucking brutal. I like it... Alright, I think I have my pick..." Nightshade held the card stating the failed sex attempts up and smirked. Shadow laughed then took the question card and smirked. Shadow and the others, except Nightshade, picked out a new card for the next round and prepared themselves. Shadow licked her lips and snickered. "What will always get you laid?" She said right off the bat. Shadow sat there, slightly looking at Angel seductively and bouncing her brows. She leaned in and licked his cheek as she chuckled. Angel's face turned bright red. "Hehehehe....." She snickered deviously. She waited a few minutes for everyone to turn their cards in which they eventually did. But before she went to read them, Ruin started cackling as a devious idea came to mind. "Heeeeyyyyyyyyy..." Ruin said, "I have an ideeeaaa...... What if......" He cut off, his smirk growing wider. "Well? Spit it out!" Nightshade said. "What if we added some alcohol? Get shit-faced. Make this game a little more interesting...." He continued. They all looked at each other and nodded, agreeing on Ruin's idea. Ruin cackled again as he got up and walked over to the cabinets and the fridge, grabbing different types of alcohol and bringing it over towards the table as well as some glasses and Nightshade's wine glass. They all started pouring themselves their drinks. It wouldn't be long now before they were drunk. ~a couple hours later~ Angel laid passed out on the couch with Shadow on top of him licking his chest while slightly giggling in her sleep. Moon was asleep on the floor while everyone else remained awake, but drunk. Nightshade and Ruin taking the lead in most shit-faced. Following them, was Sin, then Blade, then finally Dash. Nightshade took another sip of her wine and let out a drunken giggle. Dash, being the least drunk, shook her head and sighed. "My god, I am so screwed...." She said. Ruin slithered around her and put a hoof on her shoulder. "That, you are, my dear Rainboom. That you are." Ruin sneered before cackling. "But not in the good way. Well, not for you. For the Captain? Hell yeah!" Nightshade grinned as she rubbed herself on Dash, who tried to escape but had no prevail. "THIS IS BAD! BAD TOUCH! CAPTAIN, BAD TOUCH!!!!" Dash flailed. Nightshade only smirked and tugged on the collar around Dash's neck abruptly. "AGK!!!" Dash slightly gagged. "OW! CAPTAIN!" Ruin continued to cackle as all of this went on. Blade snorted and let out a few laughs. Sin hugged his poster with a huge drunken grin on his face. "Hehehehe....poooosstttteeerrrr...." He slurred. Ruin leaned over so far to try and snatch the poster but fell face-first to the floor. He burst out into laughter before rising back up and getting back into his seat. He laid his head on the table and continued to grin and snicker more. Dash sat there and huffed as Ruin and the remaining drunks laughed and snickered as Nightshade kept poking at her. "I know you're the captain and all, but do you mind NOT poking me repeatedly while you're shit-faced?!" Dash snorted. "Hmmmmmmmm............ No, I do not mind. So, I shall continue with my business." Nightshade said with another drunk giggle. Dash groaned and flicked her ears back. "Goddamn you..." Dash said with a low growl as she laid her head on the table. Dash sat there with an annoyed expression on her face as she kept on getting poked repeatedly. She eventually fluffed up from aggravation. Ruin quietly snuck around behind Dash, raised his forehooves and suddenly pressed them against Dash’s back while hollering out. “BOOOOOOOOOOO OPEN UP FOR THE CAPTAAAIIINNNN!!!!!” Ruin shouted. Dash shouted and jerked around to attempt and slap him but ended up falling out of her chair with a loud THUD. Shadow jerked up, only to fall off of Angel, his mane in her hooves giving it a large yank. Angel yelped and woke up as he flopped off the couch onto Shadow. “Ah!!! SHADOW! What… the HELL?!?!” Angel said, slightly tipsy still. “Hey! Blame Skittles! She’s the one who shouted like she just got fucked or somethin’!” Shadow growled tiredly. Ruin hovered in the air pointing a hoof at Dash and laughing loudly. Dash grabbed Nightshade’s wine bottle and aimed it for Ruin’s head. Just as she went to launch it, Nightshade snatched Dash’s hoof and furrowed her brows. “I highly recommend putting that back down, or else you’ll lose the hoof.” Nightshade said, her alto voice, dark and commanding. Dash stared then snarled at Ruin and pointed the wine bottle towards him. “But Nightshade!!!! He’s the one being an asshole!!!” Dash whined. “Dashie, listen to me. Now. Put. The Bottle. Down. NOW.” Nightshade snapped. Dash yelped as Nightshade’s grip got tighter and she eventually put the bottle back down and continue to growl and snarl at Ruin. Nightshade released then leaned back and sighed in relief as she took another sip of her wine. “That’s better…” Nightshade said quietly. Dash held her sore hoof in her other on and slightly pouted. “You’re mean…” Dash mumbled. “I know I am. But isn’t that what you say to me all the time? Especially in bed?” Nightshade said as she bounced her brows. Dash stared, her face slightly red as she mumbled a few swears. Not long after that, a set of hoofsteps were heard approaching the room. Everyone looked over towards the doorway to see Starry and Descent walk in. Both wearing extremely blank and unamused faces. Starry directed her attention towards Nightshade and stared. “Oh for fuck’s sake! Who gave her the wine?!” Starry quickly questioned. Nightshade glanced side to side as she used her wing to pick up the wine bottle and hide it behind her back. “Wine bottle? What wine bottle? I have no idea what you’re talking about…” Nightshade said, her lips curving into a smirk as she began to giggle and laugh. “Yeah, she’s drunk….” Descent said with a sigh. “Good luck dealing with her now. You think she’s bad sober? God no. Try dealing with her shit-faced. Not pretty.” “Well, looks like you’ll be her stress ball tonight, Skittles.” Starry said, her voice monotone and emotionless. Dash sat there, her eyes wide as she groaned loudly. “OH, FUCK ME!!!!” She shouted out. Nightshade immediately perked up and looked at Dash. “Oh? Don’t mind if I do!” Nightshade said as she stood up and began dragging Dash out of the room. Ruin cackled some more. Dash quickly grabbed the wine bottle and threw it at Ruin, knocking him in the head with a loud THONK. He quickly fell backwards and RIGHT onto Moon. “OOOOOFFF!!!!” Moon jerked up with a loud grunt. “RUIN! GET THE HELL OFFA ME!!!!” Ruin laid there, out cold with a giant grin on his face. Dash kept getting dragged out of the room, her face full of tiredness and aggravation. Starry quickly trotted over to the table and snatched something that sat beside Nightshade’s chair. “Hey! Wait!” She called out. Dash looked up with hope in her eyes. Starry then pulled the object from Nightshade’s chair and held it up. It was a whip. She walked over to Dash and jammed it into her mouth and nodded. “Have fun with the captain, Skittles!!! I’m sure she’ll treat you nicely tonight!” Starry said. Dash glared then removed the whip from her mouth and held it tightly as she spoke up. “Hey Starry.” “Yeah?” “Go fuck yourself.” Author's Note Yeah, first fanfic so go easy on me! xD I will add pictures later! I had a hard time figuring out how to submit this damn thing xD But yeah.....Enjoy xD EDIT: I rewrote this whole chapter with more details and comical dialogue. ENJOY! Chapter 2: Don't Fuck With The Captain“GODDAMMIT SIN!!” a voice boomed through the hallways. Thundering hooves and flapping of wings came down the hall, turning sharply around the corner and speeding up. Speeding down the hallway was none other than Sin, himself. He stopped galloping and stuck to flying until he saw some pipes up ahead. He quickly adjusted his wings, just barely making it under the pipes, slightly scraping his back. “Ah fuck! Just got the last scar on my back stitched up,” Sin shrugged as he carried on. “Well it’s only minor so whatever!” Right on his trail was Nightshade. Her eyes glowing with pink aura as she fumed with anger while chasing after the bigger stallion. She snarled, her teeth baring as aura appeared out of the small gaps behind her teeth and in between them. “SIN! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BACK HERE!!!!” She hollered as the aura helped speed her up. Sin, for once, looked back with fear instead of his cocky hardheadedness. When he thought she was gone, he slowed his pace. He turned his focus in front of him, but immediately stop when he ran into an all too familiar figure that he was hoping to avoid. He then flopped onto his back, staring up at the pony. In front of him stood Nightshade. Her glare seemed to burn right through him. She stepped forward, pink aura leaving slight burn marks in the ground as her heavy hooves pressed against the ground. Sin backed up trying to avoid Nightshade as best as he could. He finally stopped when he realized he was now up against the wall. He looked up at Nightshade slowly, yet cautiously. She snarled as she took another step, now standing over the larger stallion, her right eye visibly twitching. After a minute, she took a deep breath and sighed, her expression hardening as she glared daggers at him. “Now… I’d like an explanation as to why…. YOU WOULD TAKE THE CRYSTALS FROM MY DAMN OFFICE AND USE THEM AS FIREWORKS!!!!” She growled in his face. “N-now captain! I c-can explain!” Sin sputtered. “Well? I’m waiting.” She said as she slightly tapped her hoof, her patience beginning to run out. “W-well y-you s-s-see….. I-I… I… I um… it… well um….” He stuttered, his voice reaching an octave higher s his voice cracked. Nightshade furrowed her brows, her expression getting angrier and more impatient by the minute. “Sin. I swear to Celestia’s sex dungeon, if you don’t tell me, I am going to castrate you right here and right now.” She said, her voice cold and harsh. She raised her hoof above Sin’s stallionhood, slowly getting ready to stomp. Sin’s eyes widened, a squeak escaping his throat in fear as he crossed his legs. He flailed his front two hooves immediately. “Ok! OK! I’ll spill it!” He quickly yelled out. Nightshade raised her hoof more before pulling it back and putting it back onto the ground. “Go on. I’m listening.” She said, a slight tone of anger in her voice. Sin sat up a bit, his legs still crossed, and explained. “It started with me, Ruin, and Moon….” *flashback* “Hehehehehe! YES! She’ll never suspect it!” Cackled Ruin, running his hoof through his golden blonde mane. Sin grinned, slightly laughing. “Yeah, her reaction will be pretty priceless. The good ol’ firecracker prank. She sits down, a couple go off. Priceless!” Moon stood there, an eyebrow raised in annoyance before speaking up “You two idiots are going to get yourselves killed by this stupid shit.” He said, his expression stoic and cold. “Awww Moony-Moon! You’re no fun! What is she going to do about it, hmmmm?” Moon stayed quiet, glaring. “Nothing. That’s what I thought.” Ruin said before going back to his shenanigans. Ruin levitated the crystals with his own crystal aura and set them in Nightshade’s chair, around it, and even some sprawled out on her desk. The crystals glowed, slightly sparkling a light flame around them as they made small clinking sounds. Sin put them in some of her drawers, and he and Ruin even took some of the crystals and hid them elsewhere. Moon shook his head slowly, obviously not approving of this whole scheme. “You two can stay here and get caught. She will be returning soon and I am NOT going to stick around and lose my balls because of you two morons.” Moon said as he walked off, using his crystals to turn him invisible when he passed by Nightshade who was heading towards her room. Ruin’s ears flicked forward causing him to glance at the door and immediately poof away. Sin turned around, looking around for Ruin and Moon. “What? Where’d you guys-?” He was cut off when Nightshade opened the door. She stared at him for a minute, her eyebrow raising as she slightly glared. “Sin…. What the hell are you doing in my room?” She asked, her tone sounding quite annoyed with him. “Oh! Cap’n! I um… I was looking for you… But! I seem to have found you, so… I’m just going to….go…. BYE!” He shouted as he quickly ran out the door. Nightshade stared at him and his odd behavior before shaking her head and going to sit at her desk. Just as she sat down, the crystals went off, causing paperwork to go everywhere. Her desk was in pieces as the chair was forced backwards from the force. She quietly snarled, eventually getting louder and louder. Her head shot over the chair as she immediately stood up and hauled ass after Sin, the only thought on her mind was to find him and beat him senseless. *flashback over* “Aaaand yeah….. So by the time I looked, both Ruin and Moon were gone.” Sin said, finishing his explanation. Nightshade continued to glare, stepping closer again. “So you assisted them with this little prank of yours?” She asked. “Uh...yeah…” Sin said guiltily. “That’s all I needed to hear.” She said with a sigh. Sin flinched at first then stopped and looked at her. “Oh, so I’m not in tro-?” he was cut off with a swift blow to the crotch. He froze and fell to his side, his forehooves in between his hind legs. Nightshade grabbed him by the neck and brought him close, quietly growling in his face. “If you pull that shit one more time, I’m going to make a catheter out of sparklers and light it. Got it?” Sin nodded quickly, his voice slightly cracking as he was thrown back to the ground on his side, grunting in slight pain. Nightshade huffed before walking away and down the hall. She glanced around before continuing on her way, eventually running into another figure, but this time, smaller than her. She readjusted herself and glanced down at the figure, her eyes widening before narrowing into a glare. Standing before her was Moon. He glanced up at her before standing in a still pose and saluting to her. “Afternoon Captain.” He said, his voice strict and command like. “I was looking for Ruin, but you’re another pony I wanted to see….” She said, her voice sounding dark and a little angry. Moon looked up, getting a little nervous for a moment. He then realized what this might be about. “Those two idiots did it, didn’t they?” Moon asked flatly. “Yes. Yes they did. I just dealt with Sin. I’m trying to find Ruin now. But I figured he’s your little fucktoy and you might know where he is.” She said. Moon’s eyes widened as a subtle blush crept across his face. “Captain! I would NEVER refer to him as my….fucktoy….” Moon said with a visible shudder. “Oh hush, Moon. You know he is. Just accept it. But anyway, have you seen him?” She asked once again. Moon shuddered again before huffing and answering. “Last time I saw those two dumbasses, was in your room setting up the crystal firework prank. Sin, you obviously caught. But the nutcase is more than likely hiding in the shadows, or in his room.” He spoke in his serious tone. “Alright. And Moon?” She looked back at him. “Yes Captain?” He replied. “If I see him wanking it off, I am immediately putting him in your room…” She said before walking off. Moon stared, wide-eyed. “Thanks for that lovely image, Captain….” He grunted before wandering off. “You’re quite welcome, Commander.” She said as she made her way farther away from Moon. Nightshade slowly walked down the hallway, the clip-clop of her hooves being the only sounds, beside the engines of the fortress that were slightly heard. She looked into the darker parts of the hallways, her eyes narrowing and squinting as she tried to find the crazed stallion. She said nothing, but instead activated her crystals as a light source to help see the darker areas a bit better. The crystal let out a soft pink glow, lighting up the shadows a bit better. She scanned around, on the walls and in the crooks of the floors and walls. Just as she ran the crystal across one area near the ceiling, she stared. Hanging there upside down by his tail, was none other than Ruin. His eyes black with white pupils as he grinned and cackled mischievously. He spread his wings as he dived down and full on tackled Nightshade to the ground and laughed. “Oh heeeeyyyyyyyy! Cap’n!!!!” Good to see your commanding face around these halls!” He laughed as he flopped over on his back. Nightshade gave him a flat look as she grabbed him by his neck instantly. He snickered and poofed from her grip and hovered upside down. “Ruin, I recommend you knock it off before you piss me off more than I already am. Especially after that little prank you and Sin pulled. Moon, I didn’t have to do anything to. He’s one of the good commanders. You and Sin on the other hoof….” She paused, glaring at Ruin again as he perched on top of her head. “Aww Cap’n! Come on! You know you love us!!” Ruin sneered. “Um. Yeah, no. Having crystals that can be limited blow up on your desk from two idiots pisses me off.” She scoffed and huffed. Just as she tried to grab the annoying stallion, he spread his wings, and with one large flap, he was in the air hovering above her head. She glared at him, opening her wings and lifting off. “Ruin. You’re testing my patience….” She said, a slight growl in the back of her throat. Ruin only cackled and flew around in circles. “Oh Cap’n… So simple minded. So easily angered. It’s so amusing. You are so blind at times, I swear. But it’s fun to go along with your little games. Just to watch you try and figure it out.” He said, a hiss in the back of his throat. Nightshade snarled as she sped up and attempted to tackle him but received a sudden block. “Tsk tsk tsk… Cap’n… Haven’t you learned yet? It’s never a good idea to mess with the crazy ones!” He grinned psychotically. Nightshade stared, her look only growing angrier and angrier. Ruin found pure amusement out of all of this. She already knew she wouldn’t be able to get a hold of him, quite annoyed by the fact of it. She sighed in annoyance then glared at him. “You are probably the one to test nerves…. But I’m going to let you off…. Even though I SHOULDN’T. But I swear to Luna’s fake ass cheek, if you come into my office and pull that shit again, I am going to kill you straight up on the spot. Ruin snickered, grinning widely. “Awww, whatever you say, Cap’n. Hearing that makes me think you actually have….” he gasped “A HEART!” he fell back and started laughing. Nightshade rolled her eyes before quickly socking Ruin upside the head. “Don’t do it again, fuckwit.” SHe growled as she started making her way back to her office. She walked down the hallway, it getting dark in some areas and lighter in others. She turned a hallway and continued walking, immediately spotting her office and sighing, knowing the mess she’ll have to clean when she gets in there. She then opened the door to her room, and immediately, she got a pie launched at her face and a bucket of water dropped to her head. All was heard was a cackle in the distance as she growled and snarled out. “GODDAMMIT RUIN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Author's Note Chapter 2.... COMPLETELY redone..... because reasons... So yeah, enjoy xD And also, I did have a little help with editing by the awesome Jim Hoxworth Here's his Fimfction: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/Jim+Hoxworth Chapter 3: Normal? I think not. Chapter 3: Normal? I think not. The sun pierced the darkness, carrying with it the torch of a new day, a small warm, rosy glow. The warm light shone through the windows of the Shadowbolts fortress, causing a few ponies to wake, some having been awake before the sun even came out. In one room, the light shone in brightly, causing the figure to grunt and groan. Slowly peeking out of the blanket, was none other than Ruin. He slightly scowled at the bright beams of light coming through his window, a glare plastered on his face as he tried to avoid the bright light. He dug his face back under the blankets and grunted. The bright light still seeping through the blankets, Ruin sighed in annoyance, eventually getting up and walking towards the windows to shut all the blinds and make his room dark, no light source to be found.He walked back to his bed, flopping down and curling up in the blankets. His door then opened, a light shining in and a figure looking in to see Ruin under his blanket. Ruin glared tiredly then popped his head out, glaring at the figure. His expression was tired and slightly annoyed but lightened up a little at the figure. He stuck his tongue out tiredly at the figure, pulling his head back into the blankets, Standing in the doorway was Moon, stoically looking at Ruin. “Ruin. Get up.” Moon said, his tone was stern. “No. I don’t wanna.” Ruin groaned. “Ruin…. Get. Up.” Moon said, his voice getting more serious. “Goddammit, no… I don’t have any reason or intention to get up…. If there’s chaos, yes.” Ruin growled, having gotten only an hour or two of sleep. “Ruin. Now. We have training.” Moon said, his voice growing with more annoyance. Ruin narrowed his eye into a tired and angry glare. “I said NO. I will get there when I CHOOSE to. Until then, I am staying here.You can tell Nightshade that I will come out when I feel like it.” Ruin said, a yawn followed after. He huffed before burrowing himself in the blankets and slightly curling up. Moon narrowed his eyes, getting annoyed with Ruin’s sudden attitude change. His eyes glowed as he used the crystals to grab his blanket and yank it off. Ruin’s eyes snapped open, black with white pupils, as he glared daggers at Moon. He slowly rose up from his bed and stepped down, walking up to Moon, glaring harshly before growling quietly and walking towards his closet. He opened it up and grabbed his suit then slowly slipped it on, standing on his hind legs as he started from there and slowly pulled it up. Moon glanced back every now and then, a light pink tint on his cheeks. Ruin stopped and looked up, his tired annoyed expression growing into a mischievous smirk. He fully put the suit on as he lightly shook his plot and ran a hoof up his side. Moon’s eyes widened then narrowed as his cheeks brightened up. He quietly growled and turned away from Ruin and started walking towards the door. Ruin cackled before yawning and finishing up with his suit. He zipped it up, leaving the mask down, some slight chest fluff sticking out of the suit. “Awwwww did someone get wandering eyes?” Ruin snickered. “Ruin, shut up.” Moon quietly growled under his breath. Ruin grinned widely, still showing signs of exhaustion. “Moony-Moon, admit it. You like my plot.” He said wiggling his plot slightly. Moon snorted, turning away and heading towards the door. “Just shut up and get your ass out here already.” He said, quite annoyed. Ruin let out a tired giggle before following him out into the hallway, standing beside him. He stood short a few inches but wasn’t too short. No, that was Trance who was the midget of the fortress. Ruin smirked at Moon. “So, Moony-Moon, what’s on the schedule today? Because it seems my schedule says…. Ah yes! Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep with you, and sleep some more…” Ruin said, sneering. “Wait…. What was that one?” Moon said, eyes wide as he glares. “Sleep. What else did you think I said?” Ruin asked, obviously knowing what he said. “No… don’t try that… You said something other than just ‘sleep’...” Moon said, getting more curious and annoyed. Ruin laughed and walked circles around him. His eyes flashed from black with white pupils, back to his yellow eyes. “Ahh Moony-Moon… Always getting suspicious about something…. You, my dear Moon, need to relax.. You’re going to get grey hairs if you keep it up.” Ruin said with a wink. Moon stared, his brows furrowed as he snorted before heading towards the gym. “You know what? Why bother even asking you something? Just hurry up and get to the damn gym...” Moon huffed. Ruin chuckled, letting out a yawn as he kept up with Moon, slightly quickening his pace to the gym before suddenly disappearing right in front of Moon. Moon just kept walking, slightly irritated as he pushed open the doors. He walked towards the line of Shadowbolts, catching Nightshade’s attention immediately. “So? Where is he?” Nightshade asked. After a minute of silence, Moon opened his mouth to respond. “He w-” he was suddenly cut off. Ruin shot his face out of Moon’s chest fluff, grinning like a deranged psychopath. Nightshade jumped back, shouting out multiple swears as she did so. Moon just stared, slightly disturbed. “How are you inside me?!” Moon questioned, eyes wide. “What? It’s not the first time!” Ruin clarified. Moon took a deep breath, letting out a disturbed hum as he continued to stare at Ruin in disbelief and pure confusion as to HOW he got inside of Moon. “Jeez, I thought you would have been the one planting your flagpole inside of Ruin, Moon…” Nightshade said, slightly surprised, a hint of sarcasm in her voice. “Well there’s gotta be a balance, Captain!” Ruin cackled. “Oh you’re right, Captain. It usually IS me planting my flag firmly into the ruins of Ruin.” Moon said, a stoic expression plastered on his face. “Oh yeah, knowing you, I bet you ruin him all the time.” Nightshade says, a smug look upon her face. Ruin sat there, a slightly annoyed facial expression as he slowly sunk back into Moon’s chest fluff. Moon stared down at his chest. “Where the hell is he going?!” Moon stared, irritated. “Wow, if you can’t feel Ruin, that says a lot about either of you two.” Nightshade said. Moon stared flatly. Thanks Cap-” Moon was cut off yet again. “Hey! I’ll have you know I have destroyed the Moon plenty of times. And I will also have you know I am happy with my size and so is Moon. He is also not some whore.” Ruin said, popping out of Moon’s chest fluff again. He then sunk back down, Moon attempting to grab him, but failing horribly. Nightshade just shook her head and sighed. “So I’m assuming he’s not coming to training today?” Nightshade sighed in annoyance. “I guess not.” Moon said, annoyed. Moon wandered over to one of the machines on the farther right side of the gym. He added extra weights to it, but not too much. He laid back, using his wings to lift the heavy bar above his head. After lifting it up and down roughly 15 to 20 times, he raised it even higher as far as his wings allowed it. Ruin suddenly popped back out of Moon’s chest fluff, screaming and grinning in Moon’s face. “That’s all you got?! Jesus! I think I’ve seen a dick with wings do better! And he’s crippled!” Ruin scoffed. Moon slightly jumped, dropping the bar down right onto Ruin’s head, knocking him out of his chest fluff and onto the floor. Moon glanced down to see Ruin on the floor, shaking his head. Moon casually grabbed the bar and continued hoisting it up. Ruin stood up and shook off, snorting as he slightly glared side to side, looking at Moon, “You saw nothing.” He huffed. “You deserved it you batshit crazy whackjob of a pony.” Moon said, his voice filled with irritation. Ruin rolled his eyes and grunted. “Yeah yeah, suck a dick.” Ruin sneered. Moon stopped, setting the bar down as he sat up and turned to Ruin, staring flatly with a raised eyebrow. “Must we really go there? I thought we’ve made it clear that’s your job.” Moon said getting up and walking away Moon walked away, leaving Ruin standing there, annoyed that he didn’t get the last word. Ruin suddenly appeared by his side, hovering upside down. Nightshade stopped working with Dash and a few others for a moment and caught up with Moon. “Commander Moon, I do hope you know that I was joking about the whole planting your flagpole thing.” She chuckled, a smirk on her face. “Oh I know. I just went along with it, Captain. Figured it was all just a bunch of jokes and none of it was true.” Moon shrugged. “Wait…. We were joking…?” Ruin asked. Moon stared, his eyes wide as he slightly furrowed his brow, nodding slowly. “Yes…. we were…..” Moon said, the disturbed feeling returning to him. “Oh…. well then… Well, I’m gonna go torture some ponies. Buh-bye Moony-Moon. Bye Nightshade.” Ruin said, diving back into Moon’s fluff and disappearing. Moon stood there, glancing at Nightshade. “I now feel slightly violated….” Moon said. Moon put a hoof to his head, shaking his head. “I’m going to go lay down…. I just want to forget this happened before I end up walking out of here with Ruin attached to my crotch.” Moon sighed. “I can arrange that!” Ruin said, popping out from Moon’s chest fluff again. “NO.” Moon shouted, shoving Ruin back down into his fluff and just walking out of the gym, trying to forget anything that just happened. Author's Note Yeah.... This got delayed..... Apologies.... As of lately, I've been plotting and discusing a few things with Night scribbler so things have been a bit busy. We have been planning something but that's for a later discussion... For now, enjoy this chapter, yes I know it's short, but still, ENJOY!
Chapter 1: Let's Play a GameIt was a dark and stormy night. The sky was dark and eerie. Clouds covered the sky, hiding the moon and it's white glow. The only thing that could be seen was the bolts of lightning illuminating the sky, followed by a violent rumble of thunder. It had been storming ever since the sun had set to make way for the moon. A large gust of wind blew through the cool night sky as several branches were ripped from the trees and sent flying. Ponies slept through the storm, or at least most of them were. In a dark and sinister looking fortress, the Shadowbolts stay. Few Shadowbolts wandered about in the hallways. Not very much activity was going on, except for one place. In one room, the lounge, laughter filled the entire room. In there sat several ponies: Blade, Angel, Shadow, Moon, Sin, Ruin, Captain Nightshade, and the newbie, Rainbow Dash. They all sat at the table, cards in their hooves, watching them closely. On the back of these cards read, "Cards Against Equestria: A Horrible Card Game for Horrible Ponies". They all put down one card, then swiftly slid it over to Moon. He let out a sigh before rolling his eyes and taking the cards. Her cleared his throat, breaking the silence, as he began to read. "What do I enjoy to do during my free time?" He paused. "Jerk off to your imaginary friend." He continued. "What do I do in my free time? Give spine tingling blowjobs." He glanced around the table before going on. "What do I do in my free time? Sex, sex, get drunk, and more sex." Moon, as well as the other Shadowbolts focused their attention on Nightshade as she bounced her eyebrows and licked her lips at Dash. She pulled her wing up near her face and used two feathers. She put her tongue between them and moved it back and forth with a slight chuckled afterwards. Dash back up a little and stared wide-eyed and a crimson blush. "Do you mind NOT doing that?! I'd prefer you not to give drop hints about eating out.... I am currently closed, Captain." Dash stared in unamusement. "Oh? But you do know, I can get you to open up, riiiight?" Nightshade asked, her brows bouncing as she smirked. Moon huffed before continuing. "Anyway.... What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Drugs." He raised an eyebrow before shaking his head and going back to reading. "What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Standing out on the streets and showing my ass." Moon stopped and glanced around the table while raising both eyebrows. Everyone started laughing as Moon continued to read the cards. "What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Ramming Celestia....." Moon stopped again and glanced around the table yet again, a disturbed look on his face. "Ok then... Someone here pleasures the princess." Ruin broke down into a laughing fit before falling out of his chair and continuing to cackle loudly. "And final one... What do I enjoy doing during my free time? Stripping for the Wonderbolts." The Shadowbolts' eyes widened and some snorts and chuckles came from a few of them as Ruin continued to cackle. "Alrighty, I am going with the stallion prostitute..." Moon said. Blade laughed then took the card with the question and smirked. The others looked at him as if they were trying not to laugh. "So, Blade..." Nightshade said, "since when do you work out on the streets? You get stallion customers?" Blade went red as his ear fell back against his head. He sighed and put his head on the table and groaned. "Ffffuuuuucccckkkk!" He grunted. Nightshade continued to smirk as she leaned back in her chair. Blade lifted his head and shook it out before chuckling and taking another card to make up for the previous one he gave to Moon. The others did the same except for Moon. Blade grabbed a question card and cleared his throat before reading. "Ahem... Why can't I sleep at night?" He said. "Pfff.... maybe because you're too busy with your prostitution..." Ruin snorted. Blade glared at him and snorted. Everyone looked through their cards thoroughly before they started setting them down. Shadow had hers down first followed by Nightshade, Moon, Angel, Sin, Ruin, and Dash. Blade grabbed their cards and snatched them up as he began to speak again. "Why can't I sleep at night? Flying sex snakes... Alrighty.... Why can't I sleep at night? Stallion castration." Blade stopped and looked around as all the stallions immediately covered their stallionhoods with their forehooves. He shook his head and shuddered before continuing. "Why can't I sleep at night? Prostitution..... Fuck you, Ruin..." Blade slightly growled at Ruin. "Why can't I sleep at night? Half-assed foreplay... Why can't I sleep at night? Tentacle porn.... Alrighty then.... Why can't I sleep at night? Sunshine and rainbows... Gay, but ok... Why can't I sleep at night? A middle-aged stallion on roller skates..... Creepy.... Ok this one goes to castration..." Blade shuddered. Nightshade took the card and smirked. All the stallions, including Blade, covered their privates as they shuddered at the card. Nightshade reached for a new answer card as well as everyone else. She then grabbed a question card and began. "Alright, here we go... I drink to forget...." She glanced up and around the table, a smirk appearing on her face as she quietly snickered. Nightshade waited patiently as they all looked through their cards. She quietly sighed in content as she leaned back in her chair. Within a few minutes, the cards were placed in front of her. She sat in her normal posture and took the cards and began reading again. "I drink to forget your microscopic penis..." She slightly chuckled as well as the others. "I drink to forget last night's failed sex attempts." Nightshade slightly snorted and chuckled at that. "I drink to forget your sister... I drink to forget my inner demons.... I drink to forget stallion meat.... I drink to forget the Blood of Celestia... Goddamn... I drink to forget the series of ponies I killed.... Jeez... fucking brutal. I like it... Alright, I think I have my pick..." Nightshade held the card stating the failed sex attempts up and smirked. Shadow laughed then took the question card and smirked. Shadow and the others, except Nightshade, picked out a new card for the next round and prepared themselves. Shadow licked her lips and snickered. "What will always get you laid?" She said right off the bat. Shadow sat there, slightly looking at Angel seductively and bouncing her brows. She leaned in and licked his cheek as she chuckled. Angel's face turned bright red. "Hehehehe....." She snickered deviously. She waited a few minutes for everyone to turn their cards in which they eventually did. But before she went to read them, Ruin started cackling as a devious idea came to mind. "Heeeeyyyyyyyyy..." Ruin said, "I have an ideeeaaa...... What if......" He cut off, his smirk growing wider. "Well? Spit it out!" Nightshade said. "What if we added some alcohol? Get shit-faced. Make this game a little more interesting...." He continued. They all looked at each other and nodded, agreeing on Ruin's idea. Ruin cackled again as he got up and walked over to the cabinets and the fridge, grabbing different types of alcohol and bringing it over towards the table as well as some glasses and Nightshade's wine glass. They all started pouring themselves their drinks. It wouldn't be long now before they were drunk. ~a couple hours later~ Angel laid passed out on the couch with Shadow on top of him licking his chest while slightly giggling in her sleep. Moon was asleep on the floor while everyone else remained awake, but drunk. Nightshade and Ruin taking the lead in most shit-faced. Following them, was Sin, then Blade, then finally Dash. Nightshade took another sip of her wine and let out a drunken giggle. Dash, being the least drunk, shook her head and sighed. "My god, I am so screwed...." She said. Ruin slithered around her and put a hoof on her shoulder. "That, you are, my dear Rainboom. That you are." Ruin sneered before cackling. "But not in the good way. Well, not for you. For the Captain? Hell yeah!" Nightshade grinned as she rubbed herself on Dash, who tried to escape but had no prevail. "THIS IS BAD! BAD TOUCH! CAPTAIN, BAD TOUCH!!!!" Dash flailed. Nightshade only smirked and tugged on the collar around Dash's neck abruptly. "AGK!!!" Dash slightly gagged. "OW! CAPTAIN!" Ruin continued to cackle as all of this went on. Blade snorted and let out a few laughs. Sin hugged his poster with a huge drunken grin on his face. "Hehehehe....poooosstttteeerrrr...." He slurred. Ruin leaned over so far to try and snatch the poster but fell face-first to the floor. He burst out into laughter before rising back up and getting back into his seat. He laid his head on the table and continued to grin and snicker more. Dash sat there and huffed as Ruin and the remaining drunks laughed and snickered as Nightshade kept poking at her. "I know you're the captain and all, but do you mind NOT poking me repeatedly while you're shit-faced?!" Dash snorted. "Hmmmmmmmm............ No, I do not mind. So, I shall continue with my business." Nightshade said with another drunk giggle. Dash groaned and flicked her ears back. "Goddamn you..." Dash said with a low growl as she laid her head on the table. Dash sat there with an annoyed expression on her face as she kept on getting poked repeatedly. She eventually fluffed up from aggravation. Ruin quietly snuck around behind Dash, raised his forehooves and suddenly pressed them against Dash’s back while hollering out. “BOOOOOOOOOOO OPEN UP FOR THE CAPTAAAIIINNNN!!!!!” Ruin shouted. Dash shouted and jerked around to attempt and slap him but ended up falling out of her chair with a loud THUD. Shadow jerked up, only to fall off of Angel, his mane in her hooves giving it a large yank. Angel yelped and woke up as he flopped off the couch onto Shadow. “Ah!!! SHADOW! What… the HELL?!?!” Angel said, slightly tipsy still. “Hey! Blame Skittles! She’s the one who shouted like she just got fucked or somethin’!” Shadow growled tiredly. Ruin hovered in the air pointing a hoof at Dash and laughing loudly. Dash grabbed Nightshade’s wine bottle and aimed it for Ruin’s head. Just as she went to launch it, Nightshade snatched Dash’s hoof and furrowed her brows. “I highly recommend putting that back down, or else you’ll lose the hoof.” Nightshade said, her alto voice, dark and commanding. Dash stared then snarled at Ruin and pointed the wine bottle towards him. “But Nightshade!!!! He’s the one being an asshole!!!” Dash whined. “Dashie, listen to me. Now. Put. The Bottle. Down. NOW.” Nightshade snapped. Dash yelped as Nightshade’s grip got tighter and she eventually put the bottle back down and continue to growl and snarl at Ruin. Nightshade released then leaned back and sighed in relief as she took another sip of her wine. “That’s better…” Nightshade said quietly. Dash held her sore hoof in her other on and slightly pouted. “You’re mean…” Dash mumbled. “I know I am. But isn’t that what you say to me all the time? Especially in bed?” Nightshade said as she bounced her brows. Dash stared, her face slightly red as she mumbled a few swears. Not long after that, a set of hoofsteps were heard approaching the room. Everyone looked over towards the doorway to see Starry and Descent walk in. Both wearing extremely blank and unamused faces. Starry directed her attention towards Nightshade and stared. “Oh for fuck’s sake! Who gave her the wine?!” Starry quickly questioned. Nightshade glanced side to side as she used her wing to pick up the wine bottle and hide it behind her back. “Wine bottle? What wine bottle? I have no idea what you’re talking about…” Nightshade said, her lips curving into a smirk as she began to giggle and laugh. “Yeah, she’s drunk….” Descent said with a sigh. “Good luck dealing with her now. You think she’s bad sober? God no. Try dealing with her shit-faced. Not pretty.” “Well, looks like you’ll be her stress ball tonight, Skittles.” Starry said, her voice monotone and emotionless. Dash sat there, her eyes wide as she groaned loudly. “OH, FUCK ME!!!!” She shouted out. Nightshade immediately perked up and looked at Dash. “Oh? Don’t mind if I do!” Nightshade said as she stood up and began dragging Dash out of the room. Ruin cackled some more. Dash quickly grabbed the wine bottle and threw it at Ruin, knocking him in the head with a loud THONK. He quickly fell backwards and RIGHT onto Moon. “OOOOOFFF!!!!” Moon jerked up with a loud grunt. “RUIN! GET THE HELL OFFA ME!!!!” Ruin laid there, out cold with a giant grin on his face. Dash kept getting dragged out of the room, her face full of tiredness and aggravation. Starry quickly trotted over to the table and snatched something that sat beside Nightshade’s chair. “Hey! Wait!” She called out. Dash looked up with hope in her eyes. Starry then pulled the object from Nightshade’s chair and held it up. It was a whip. She walked over to Dash and jammed it into her mouth and nodded. “Have fun with the captain, Skittles!!! I’m sure she’ll treat you nicely tonight!” Starry said. Dash glared then removed the whip from her mouth and held it tightly as she spoke up. “Hey Starry.” “Yeah?” “Go fuck yourself.” Author's Note Yeah, first fanfic so go easy on me! xD I will add pictures later! I had a hard time figuring out how to submit this damn thing xD But yeah.....Enjoy xD EDIT: I rewrote this whole chapter with more details and comical dialogue. ENJOY!
Chapter 2: Don't Fuck With The Captain“GODDAMMIT SIN!!” a voice boomed through the hallways. Thundering hooves and flapping of wings came down the hall, turning sharply around the corner and speeding up. Speeding down the hallway was none other than Sin, himself. He stopped galloping and stuck to flying until he saw some pipes up ahead. He quickly adjusted his wings, just barely making it under the pipes, slightly scraping his back. “Ah fuck! Just got the last scar on my back stitched up,” Sin shrugged as he carried on. “Well it’s only minor so whatever!” Right on his trail was Nightshade. Her eyes glowing with pink aura as she fumed with anger while chasing after the bigger stallion. She snarled, her teeth baring as aura appeared out of the small gaps behind her teeth and in between them. “SIN! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS BACK HERE!!!!” She hollered as the aura helped speed her up. Sin, for once, looked back with fear instead of his cocky hardheadedness. When he thought she was gone, he slowed his pace. He turned his focus in front of him, but immediately stop when he ran into an all too familiar figure that he was hoping to avoid. He then flopped onto his back, staring up at the pony. In front of him stood Nightshade. Her glare seemed to burn right through him. She stepped forward, pink aura leaving slight burn marks in the ground as her heavy hooves pressed against the ground. Sin backed up trying to avoid Nightshade as best as he could. He finally stopped when he realized he was now up against the wall. He looked up at Nightshade slowly, yet cautiously. She snarled as she took another step, now standing over the larger stallion, her right eye visibly twitching. After a minute, she took a deep breath and sighed, her expression hardening as she glared daggers at him. “Now… I’d like an explanation as to why…. YOU WOULD TAKE THE CRYSTALS FROM MY DAMN OFFICE AND USE THEM AS FIREWORKS!!!!” She growled in his face. “N-now captain! I c-can explain!” Sin sputtered. “Well? I’m waiting.” She said as she slightly tapped her hoof, her patience beginning to run out. “W-well y-you s-s-see….. I-I… I… I um… it… well um….” He stuttered, his voice reaching an octave higher s his voice cracked. Nightshade furrowed her brows, her expression getting angrier and more impatient by the minute. “Sin. I swear to Celestia’s sex dungeon, if you don’t tell me, I am going to castrate you right here and right now.” She said, her voice cold and harsh. She raised her hoof above Sin’s stallionhood, slowly getting ready to stomp. Sin’s eyes widened, a squeak escaping his throat in fear as he crossed his legs. He flailed his front two hooves immediately. “Ok! OK! I’ll spill it!” He quickly yelled out. Nightshade raised her hoof more before pulling it back and putting it back onto the ground. “Go on. I’m listening.” She said, a slight tone of anger in her voice. Sin sat up a bit, his legs still crossed, and explained. “It started with me, Ruin, and Moon….” *flashback* “Hehehehehe! YES! She’ll never suspect it!” Cackled Ruin, running his hoof through his golden blonde mane. Sin grinned, slightly laughing. “Yeah, her reaction will be pretty priceless. The good ol’ firecracker prank. She sits down, a couple go off. Priceless!” Moon stood there, an eyebrow raised in annoyance before speaking up “You two idiots are going to get yourselves killed by this stupid shit.” He said, his expression stoic and cold. “Awww Moony-Moon! You’re no fun! What is she going to do about it, hmmmm?” Moon stayed quiet, glaring. “Nothing. That’s what I thought.” Ruin said before going back to his shenanigans. Ruin levitated the crystals with his own crystal aura and set them in Nightshade’s chair, around it, and even some sprawled out on her desk. The crystals glowed, slightly sparkling a light flame around them as they made small clinking sounds. Sin put them in some of her drawers, and he and Ruin even took some of the crystals and hid them elsewhere. Moon shook his head slowly, obviously not approving of this whole scheme. “You two can stay here and get caught. She will be returning soon and I am NOT going to stick around and lose my balls because of you two morons.” Moon said as he walked off, using his crystals to turn him invisible when he passed by Nightshade who was heading towards her room. Ruin’s ears flicked forward causing him to glance at the door and immediately poof away. Sin turned around, looking around for Ruin and Moon. “What? Where’d you guys-?” He was cut off when Nightshade opened the door. She stared at him for a minute, her eyebrow raising as she slightly glared. “Sin…. What the hell are you doing in my room?” She asked, her tone sounding quite annoyed with him. “Oh! Cap’n! I um… I was looking for you… But! I seem to have found you, so… I’m just going to….go…. BYE!” He shouted as he quickly ran out the door. Nightshade stared at him and his odd behavior before shaking her head and going to sit at her desk. Just as she sat down, the crystals went off, causing paperwork to go everywhere. Her desk was in pieces as the chair was forced backwards from the force. She quietly snarled, eventually getting louder and louder. Her head shot over the chair as she immediately stood up and hauled ass after Sin, the only thought on her mind was to find him and beat him senseless. *flashback over* “Aaaand yeah….. So by the time I looked, both Ruin and Moon were gone.” Sin said, finishing his explanation. Nightshade continued to glare, stepping closer again. “So you assisted them with this little prank of yours?” She asked. “Uh...yeah…” Sin said guiltily. “That’s all I needed to hear.” She said with a sigh. Sin flinched at first then stopped and looked at her. “Oh, so I’m not in tro-?” he was cut off with a swift blow to the crotch. He froze and fell to his side, his forehooves in between his hind legs. Nightshade grabbed him by the neck and brought him close, quietly growling in his face. “If you pull that shit one more time, I’m going to make a catheter out of sparklers and light it. Got it?” Sin nodded quickly, his voice slightly cracking as he was thrown back to the ground on his side, grunting in slight pain. Nightshade huffed before walking away and down the hall. She glanced around before continuing on her way, eventually running into another figure, but this time, smaller than her. She readjusted herself and glanced down at the figure, her eyes widening before narrowing into a glare. Standing before her was Moon. He glanced up at her before standing in a still pose and saluting to her. “Afternoon Captain.” He said, his voice strict and command like. “I was looking for Ruin, but you’re another pony I wanted to see….” She said, her voice sounding dark and a little angry. Moon looked up, getting a little nervous for a moment. He then realized what this might be about. “Those two idiots did it, didn’t they?” Moon asked flatly. “Yes. Yes they did. I just dealt with Sin. I’m trying to find Ruin now. But I figured he’s your little fucktoy and you might know where he is.” She said. Moon’s eyes widened as a subtle blush crept across his face. “Captain! I would NEVER refer to him as my….fucktoy….” Moon said with a visible shudder. “Oh hush, Moon. You know he is. Just accept it. But anyway, have you seen him?” She asked once again. Moon shuddered again before huffing and answering. “Last time I saw those two dumbasses, was in your room setting up the crystal firework prank. Sin, you obviously caught. But the nutcase is more than likely hiding in the shadows, or in his room.” He spoke in his serious tone. “Alright. And Moon?” She looked back at him. “Yes Captain?” He replied. “If I see him wanking it off, I am immediately putting him in your room…” She said before walking off. Moon stared, wide-eyed. “Thanks for that lovely image, Captain….” He grunted before wandering off. “You’re quite welcome, Commander.” She said as she made her way farther away from Moon. Nightshade slowly walked down the hallway, the clip-clop of her hooves being the only sounds, beside the engines of the fortress that were slightly heard. She looked into the darker parts of the hallways, her eyes narrowing and squinting as she tried to find the crazed stallion. She said nothing, but instead activated her crystals as a light source to help see the darker areas a bit better. The crystal let out a soft pink glow, lighting up the shadows a bit better. She scanned around, on the walls and in the crooks of the floors and walls. Just as she ran the crystal across one area near the ceiling, she stared. Hanging there upside down by his tail, was none other than Ruin. His eyes black with white pupils as he grinned and cackled mischievously. He spread his wings as he dived down and full on tackled Nightshade to the ground and laughed. “Oh heeeeyyyyyyyy! Cap’n!!!!” Good to see your commanding face around these halls!” He laughed as he flopped over on his back. Nightshade gave him a flat look as she grabbed him by his neck instantly. He snickered and poofed from her grip and hovered upside down. “Ruin, I recommend you knock it off before you piss me off more than I already am. Especially after that little prank you and Sin pulled. Moon, I didn’t have to do anything to. He’s one of the good commanders. You and Sin on the other hoof….” She paused, glaring at Ruin again as he perched on top of her head. “Aww Cap’n! Come on! You know you love us!!” Ruin sneered. “Um. Yeah, no. Having crystals that can be limited blow up on your desk from two idiots pisses me off.” She scoffed and huffed. Just as she tried to grab the annoying stallion, he spread his wings, and with one large flap, he was in the air hovering above her head. She glared at him, opening her wings and lifting off. “Ruin. You’re testing my patience….” She said, a slight growl in the back of her throat. Ruin only cackled and flew around in circles. “Oh Cap’n… So simple minded. So easily angered. It’s so amusing. You are so blind at times, I swear. But it’s fun to go along with your little games. Just to watch you try and figure it out.” He said, a hiss in the back of his throat. Nightshade snarled as she sped up and attempted to tackle him but received a sudden block. “Tsk tsk tsk… Cap’n… Haven’t you learned yet? It’s never a good idea to mess with the crazy ones!” He grinned psychotically. Nightshade stared, her look only growing angrier and angrier. Ruin found pure amusement out of all of this. She already knew she wouldn’t be able to get a hold of him, quite annoyed by the fact of it. She sighed in annoyance then glared at him. “You are probably the one to test nerves…. But I’m going to let you off…. Even though I SHOULDN’T. But I swear to Luna’s fake ass cheek, if you come into my office and pull that shit again, I am going to kill you straight up on the spot. Ruin snickered, grinning widely. “Awww, whatever you say, Cap’n. Hearing that makes me think you actually have….” he gasped “A HEART!” he fell back and started laughing. Nightshade rolled her eyes before quickly socking Ruin upside the head. “Don’t do it again, fuckwit.” SHe growled as she started making her way back to her office. She walked down the hallway, it getting dark in some areas and lighter in others. She turned a hallway and continued walking, immediately spotting her office and sighing, knowing the mess she’ll have to clean when she gets in there. She then opened the door to her room, and immediately, she got a pie launched at her face and a bucket of water dropped to her head. All was heard was a cackle in the distance as she growled and snarled out. “GODDAMMIT RUIN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Author's Note Chapter 2.... COMPLETELY redone..... because reasons... So yeah, enjoy xD And also, I did have a little help with editing by the awesome Jim Hoxworth Here's his Fimfction: https://www.fimfiction.net/user/Jim+Hoxworth
Chapter 3: Normal? I think not. Chapter 3: Normal? I think not. The sun pierced the darkness, carrying with it the torch of a new day, a small warm, rosy glow. The warm light shone through the windows of the Shadowbolts fortress, causing a few ponies to wake, some having been awake before the sun even came out. In one room, the light shone in brightly, causing the figure to grunt and groan. Slowly peeking out of the blanket, was none other than Ruin. He slightly scowled at the bright beams of light coming through his window, a glare plastered on his face as he tried to avoid the bright light. He dug his face back under the blankets and grunted. The bright light still seeping through the blankets, Ruin sighed in annoyance, eventually getting up and walking towards the windows to shut all the blinds and make his room dark, no light source to be found.He walked back to his bed, flopping down and curling up in the blankets. His door then opened, a light shining in and a figure looking in to see Ruin under his blanket. Ruin glared tiredly then popped his head out, glaring at the figure. His expression was tired and slightly annoyed but lightened up a little at the figure. He stuck his tongue out tiredly at the figure, pulling his head back into the blankets, Standing in the doorway was Moon, stoically looking at Ruin. “Ruin. Get up.” Moon said, his tone was stern. “No. I don’t wanna.” Ruin groaned. “Ruin…. Get. Up.” Moon said, his voice getting more serious. “Goddammit, no… I don’t have any reason or intention to get up…. If there’s chaos, yes.” Ruin growled, having gotten only an hour or two of sleep. “Ruin. Now. We have training.” Moon said, his voice growing with more annoyance. Ruin narrowed his eye into a tired and angry glare. “I said NO. I will get there when I CHOOSE to. Until then, I am staying here.You can tell Nightshade that I will come out when I feel like it.” Ruin said, a yawn followed after. He huffed before burrowing himself in the blankets and slightly curling up. Moon narrowed his eyes, getting annoyed with Ruin’s sudden attitude change. His eyes glowed as he used the crystals to grab his blanket and yank it off. Ruin’s eyes snapped open, black with white pupils, as he glared daggers at Moon. He slowly rose up from his bed and stepped down, walking up to Moon, glaring harshly before growling quietly and walking towards his closet. He opened it up and grabbed his suit then slowly slipped it on, standing on his hind legs as he started from there and slowly pulled it up. Moon glanced back every now and then, a light pink tint on his cheeks. Ruin stopped and looked up, his tired annoyed expression growing into a mischievous smirk. He fully put the suit on as he lightly shook his plot and ran a hoof up his side. Moon’s eyes widened then narrowed as his cheeks brightened up. He quietly growled and turned away from Ruin and started walking towards the door. Ruin cackled before yawning and finishing up with his suit. He zipped it up, leaving the mask down, some slight chest fluff sticking out of the suit. “Awwwww did someone get wandering eyes?” Ruin snickered. “Ruin, shut up.” Moon quietly growled under his breath. Ruin grinned widely, still showing signs of exhaustion. “Moony-Moon, admit it. You like my plot.” He said wiggling his plot slightly. Moon snorted, turning away and heading towards the door. “Just shut up and get your ass out here already.” He said, quite annoyed. Ruin let out a tired giggle before following him out into the hallway, standing beside him. He stood short a few inches but wasn’t too short. No, that was Trance who was the midget of the fortress. Ruin smirked at Moon. “So, Moony-Moon, what’s on the schedule today? Because it seems my schedule says…. Ah yes! Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep with you, and sleep some more…” Ruin said, sneering. “Wait…. What was that one?” Moon said, eyes wide as he glares. “Sleep. What else did you think I said?” Ruin asked, obviously knowing what he said. “No… don’t try that… You said something other than just ‘sleep’...” Moon said, getting more curious and annoyed. Ruin laughed and walked circles around him. His eyes flashed from black with white pupils, back to his yellow eyes. “Ahh Moony-Moon… Always getting suspicious about something…. You, my dear Moon, need to relax.. You’re going to get grey hairs if you keep it up.” Ruin said with a wink. Moon stared, his brows furrowed as he snorted before heading towards the gym. “You know what? Why bother even asking you something? Just hurry up and get to the damn gym...” Moon huffed. Ruin chuckled, letting out a yawn as he kept up with Moon, slightly quickening his pace to the gym before suddenly disappearing right in front of Moon. Moon just kept walking, slightly irritated as he pushed open the doors. He walked towards the line of Shadowbolts, catching Nightshade’s attention immediately. “So? Where is he?” Nightshade asked. After a minute of silence, Moon opened his mouth to respond. “He w-” he was suddenly cut off. Ruin shot his face out of Moon’s chest fluff, grinning like a deranged psychopath. Nightshade jumped back, shouting out multiple swears as she did so. Moon just stared, slightly disturbed. “How are you inside me?!” Moon questioned, eyes wide. “What? It’s not the first time!” Ruin clarified. Moon took a deep breath, letting out a disturbed hum as he continued to stare at Ruin in disbelief and pure confusion as to HOW he got inside of Moon. “Jeez, I thought you would have been the one planting your flagpole inside of Ruin, Moon…” Nightshade said, slightly surprised, a hint of sarcasm in her voice. “Well there’s gotta be a balance, Captain!” Ruin cackled. “Oh you’re right, Captain. It usually IS me planting my flag firmly into the ruins of Ruin.” Moon said, a stoic expression plastered on his face. “Oh yeah, knowing you, I bet you ruin him all the time.” Nightshade says, a smug look upon her face. Ruin sat there, a slightly annoyed facial expression as he slowly sunk back into Moon’s chest fluff. Moon stared down at his chest. “Where the hell is he going?!” Moon stared, irritated. “Wow, if you can’t feel Ruin, that says a lot about either of you two.” Nightshade said. Moon stared flatly. Thanks Cap-” Moon was cut off yet again. “Hey! I’ll have you know I have destroyed the Moon plenty of times. And I will also have you know I am happy with my size and so is Moon. He is also not some whore.” Ruin said, popping out of Moon’s chest fluff again. He then sunk back down, Moon attempting to grab him, but failing horribly. Nightshade just shook her head and sighed. “So I’m assuming he’s not coming to training today?” Nightshade sighed in annoyance. “I guess not.” Moon said, annoyed. Moon wandered over to one of the machines on the farther right side of the gym. He added extra weights to it, but not too much. He laid back, using his wings to lift the heavy bar above his head. After lifting it up and down roughly 15 to 20 times, he raised it even higher as far as his wings allowed it. Ruin suddenly popped back out of Moon’s chest fluff, screaming and grinning in Moon’s face. “That’s all you got?! Jesus! I think I’ve seen a dick with wings do better! And he’s crippled!” Ruin scoffed. Moon slightly jumped, dropping the bar down right onto Ruin’s head, knocking him out of his chest fluff and onto the floor. Moon glanced down to see Ruin on the floor, shaking his head. Moon casually grabbed the bar and continued hoisting it up. Ruin stood up and shook off, snorting as he slightly glared side to side, looking at Moon, “You saw nothing.” He huffed. “You deserved it you batshit crazy whackjob of a pony.” Moon said, his voice filled with irritation. Ruin rolled his eyes and grunted. “Yeah yeah, suck a dick.” Ruin sneered. Moon stopped, setting the bar down as he sat up and turned to Ruin, staring flatly with a raised eyebrow. “Must we really go there? I thought we’ve made it clear that’s your job.” Moon said getting up and walking away Moon walked away, leaving Ruin standing there, annoyed that he didn’t get the last word. Ruin suddenly appeared by his side, hovering upside down. Nightshade stopped working with Dash and a few others for a moment and caught up with Moon. “Commander Moon, I do hope you know that I was joking about the whole planting your flagpole thing.” She chuckled, a smirk on her face. “Oh I know. I just went along with it, Captain. Figured it was all just a bunch of jokes and none of it was true.” Moon shrugged. “Wait…. We were joking…?” Ruin asked. Moon stared, his eyes wide as he slightly furrowed his brow, nodding slowly. “Yes…. we were…..” Moon said, the disturbed feeling returning to him. “Oh…. well then… Well, I’m gonna go torture some ponies. Buh-bye Moony-Moon. Bye Nightshade.” Ruin said, diving back into Moon’s fluff and disappearing. Moon stood there, glancing at Nightshade. “I now feel slightly violated….” Moon said. Moon put a hoof to his head, shaking his head. “I’m going to go lay down…. I just want to forget this happened before I end up walking out of here with Ruin attached to my crotch.” Moon sighed. “I can arrange that!” Ruin said, popping out from Moon’s chest fluff again. “NO.” Moon shouted, shoving Ruin back down into his fluff and just walking out of the gym, trying to forget anything that just happened. Author's Note Yeah.... This got delayed..... Apologies.... As of lately, I've been plotting and discusing a few things with Night scribbler so things have been a bit busy. We have been planning something but that's for a later discussion... For now, enjoy this chapter, yes I know it's short, but still, ENJOY!
