Okay let me cut to the chase.My name is John Leon. I have grey eyes, i'm 5,11 and i also have a robot arm. I live in a world called Equestria, which is filled with a bunch anthropomorphic ponies. When i woke up here everything i had on me technology wise was gone except my robotic arm. Enough with the past. Time to explain the story of how i survived pinkies madness.
It started with me waking up in the morning, getting ready for work. I worked at Sweet Apple Acres. I helped AJ and Big mac with picking apples, or should i say bucking apples. It was a pain in the fucking ass, but hey, they paid pretty good. After i was done with my shift i started to head home. It was getting pretty late and the moon and stars started to rise up.
When i was around Sugar Cube Corner i herd something or somepony sneaking around. I just pushed it aside though and kept walking me thinking i'm just being paranoid. Then, before i knew it, i got hit in the back of the head.
I woke up in a weird room. I was on a rather large bed with soft sheets, and the room i was in was a bright white. In front of me was door with a red light on top of it. I tried to open it but it was locked. " Well now i know why there's a red light on the door". I looked around the white room one more time and noticed there was a camera. "someone's fucking watching me?" I whisper to me self. Five seconds later i hear a "BEEP" and i turn around to notice that the red light on top of the door was green now. "Does that mean i can open it?" I go to the door and open it to only see a rather dark but large room. Two lights turn on and one shows a bench with a note on it and the shows a tied up, gagged, naked ,blue mare with a toothpaste like mane and tail.
All i can think right now is what the fuck is going on and why me?! I walk up to the bench with a note on it. It said "RAPE HER!" When i saw what it said i was shocked, stunned, i couldn't move. I didn't know what to do. Then i hear "BEEP BEEP"
" Hi!, and welcome to one of my favorite personal parties!"
The voice was anonymous at first, but then it hit me. "Pinkie pie is that you? come on pinkie if it is this isn't funny!"
" Its just Pinkamena now, and this is funny silly! Its really funny to watch at least."
"Pinkamena? come on pinkie let me and this mare out of here"
"Sorry no can do! you have to play the Pinkamena Games! if you want out! Plus there's a reward at the end!"
Shes serious about this. I couldn't believe that she was actually going to make me do this. It at this moment i knew i was in deep shit.
