Spike's Time Paradox

'' Can we not go in ? '' spike told the other version of him self

The two of them stood infront of the castle's door, still the sound of giggles and chattering of the mares came from inside. the other version of spike looked at spike with a evil grin on his face '' Not go in?... Dude i'm here to make you feel better, those six MAREs made you feel like crap... now it's spike's turn to have some pay back and fun... Listen, here's the plan..''

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'' And then i did a sonic rainboom,  the wonderbolts were in shock, they looked at eachother while their jaws were wide open... '' Rainbow dash exclaimed

Rarity shook her head in annoyance '' Twilight darling, spike hasn't come back yet... shouldn't he be back by now? '' rarity asked the alicorn

Rainbow dash rolled her eyes '' Naaah, He'll be all right... I'm sure he'll come back any second... So, where was i... '' Just then a Loud sound of an explosion came following with a deep mighty voice roaring '' PRINCESS TWILIGHT! ''

The mane six got up and ran to the castle's entrance and saw an angry purple dragon in golden armor  infront of them. The mares gasped, and stepped back... spike hid back behind the castle's entrance, giggling hearing all of this.

'' S-spike.... is that you? '' The alicorn replied terrified

''SPIKE IS DEAD.... AND SO SHALL ALL OF YOU!'' the dragon informed in a deep mighty and angry voice

Spike's stopped laughing as he herd what the other version of him self said '' w-wait a second... that wasn't the part of the plan... oh this is bad...'' spike ran for the entrance but then, an big  purple beam of magic blasted and blew off the whole wall and the castle's entrance... a few seconds past and the beam faded. spike slowly walked inside the castle and saw the mane six's jaws wide open frozen in place while the other version of him self stood there picking his teeth

'' Oh, you are done? that tickled by the way... '' the dragon  informed

'' i think that's enough...'' spike replied. the other version of him self and the mare six turned back and saw spike approaching.

The other version of him sighed and facepalmed '' Oh for crying out loud, dude.... why did you come out?  ''

'' HEY! this went too far... and this wasn't the part of the plan..'' Spike replied

The other version of him self rolled his eyes '' Meeeeeh... i guess you are right..''

The mane six looked at each other confused and shocked while the two dragons where arguing until twilight spoke up '' SPIKE! WHAT IN THE HAY IS GOING ON? '' twilight shouted

Spike chuckled '' Well this was worth it... Okay twilight, i want you to meet the future of me, SPIKE. and you just got pranked.''

'' WHAT? '' The mares replied confused

The other version of spike bowed to the mares

''B-but how... how is this possible? '' Applejack asked

'' Well, Buckle up sugarcube, and i'll tell you all about it. '' the other version of spike winked at the mare

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'' And that's how we all ended up here.'' The other version of spike exclaimed while every pony sat around listening

'' Woaaah.... this, is, AWESOME SPIKE ! '' Rainbow dash replied

'' Yeah... you don't need to tell me that... and from now on don't call me Spike, call me Spikion. '' Spikion informed

Rainbow dash raised an eye brow '' Why spikion? not that it's not cool and all, but why that name? ''

'' Because, fuck you. '' both spikes laughed

'' HEY... '' rainbow dash crossed her hoof and replied in a hurt tone.

spike and spikion high fived, Twilight sighed and asked the dragon  '' Watch the language Spikion... and still you didn't tell us how you managed to stand  against my magic beam, even  tirek couldn't have stood against it. ''

Spikion chuckled '' Cool story twi but Tirek can suck my shinny golden armor... no body can beat me... because, i am immune to Magic my little pony. ''

everypony gasped  '' H-how? '' twilight asked

'' For you to know how i got my immunity to magic, i must tell you my origins... '' Spikion got up and looked out of the window '' Tell me, did any of you had an REALLY bad day? a bad day that could change every thing... well, i've been through the definition of it. ''

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She slowly began to open her eyes , every thing was so blurry... she took a look around and saw her self wrapped up on a chair in a dark room, same as her friends infront of her, they  began to come conscious as well. as soon as it all came back to her, She struggled to get out, but it was no use she was wrapped up tight and good.

''Ya girls alright?'' She cried out but  None of  her friends replied any thing they just sat there looking at her terrified,

*THUNK!*  *THUNK!*  *THUNK!*

Sound of hoofs trotting on the floor were getting closer from the dark corner side of the room,

'' Ahhhhh, the loyal brave hero's of ponyville are awaken ...'' a sound of an stallion came

'' WHY,WHY ARE YA DOING THIS! '' she shouted

He then got out of the shadows with a big grin on his face and  told her '' Well you see, i am an Bad day, a joke at our meaningless life. ''

''WHAT'S THE POINT IN YER DOING,..Y...YER A MONSTER !'' She cried out

The stallion got out of the shadows and then got closer to her '' No my dear i'm not a monster.. i'm just an Agent of chaos and you know what's the truth in chaos ? IT'S FAIR. ''

''Yer following the same path as discord, chaos has no place in equestria even Discord didn't succeed, YA WILL FAIL AS WEll!'' The stallion looked at her and laughed. The stallion went to the dark corner side of the room, he grabbed a chair and sat on it in front of the mares with a big smile on his face.

'' Now that you all are here, let me tell you a little story about a stallion who got a Bad day , which changed it all for him.. You see there was a Stand up comedian back in manehattan , he wasn't successful at all... no pony appreciated and got his jokes but his only purpose was to bring smile and laughter on everypony's face.

you see.... one day his wife got so sick, she needed expensive medical treatment, otherwise she would've died... but for a broke comedian who could barely pay the rent of his house, how could he afford the expensive medical treatment for his wife? well the world had other plans, you see the club that he was working for the owner of it was a big mafia leader so the comedian asked  him for help, h-he, would've have done any thing to save her sick dying wife, so the mafia leader gave him a job to rub a chemical factory that night... and with no other choice the comedian agreed.

as the hours went by he came back to his house to tell his wife that he'll get payed soon, as the comedian walked in he said hello but no replies came. a cold wind blew from inside the house a kind of a wind that sent shivers down his spine... it was like he knew something bad happened. he went and looked around the house only to see he was too late, he wasn't able to save her wife... his life got shattered into pieces, the love of his life was gone.

broken and destroyed he got back into the club and went to see the mafia leader to tell him the deal is off, but the mafia isn't a joke. so they

told him if you don't do this, we will kill you.  with no other choice he had to do it, they gave him an suit a red hood, he put them on and they headed off.

as on their way to the factory it began to rain hard, like the world knew this is going to be a bad day. as they broke in, things were smooth at first but it got ugly fast  as an alarm broke off and the cops came... they were 6 of them and only 3 of them remained as the cops pinned them down.

he was so scared, he didn't know what to do... he wasn't trained and prepared for this, he had no idea what to do... so he ran, he ran as hard as he could. but unfortunately for him a cop appeared in front of him. there were green chemical liquids below them, he knew he had no chance... if he stood there he would've spent the rest of his life in prison, and if he jumped he might have survived and gotten away, and that's it.. he jumped into the chemical waste...

he passed out as he got flushed out of the chemical factory's pipe, he herd rain drops falling on his hood. as he became conscious, he felt good.. he actually couldn't feel any thing at all, no desires, no fears, only a chaotic  mind.. so he  crawled out of chemical waste and threw his hood away, he looked at himself in a reflection of water, he couldn't do any thing except just to laugh, LAUGH AS HARD AS HE COULD! ''

And the  stallion began to laugh him self as the mares looked at him terrified

'' AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAA ..Tha..that's it...that's all it takes to become a total mess..A SIMPLE BAD DAY..

and there i thought to my self wh...why is that no pony understands me? maybe it's me that i'm not understanding them. so why so serious???? I'LL BE A  JOKER TO PUT SMILE ON EVERY PONIES FACE, A SMILE, A LAUGH THAT KILLS! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA....

LET'S BEGIN THE SHOW SHALL WE? ''

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'' And in that exact moment, i broke the door and i was the one who killed that sick psychopath clown... he slaughtered my parents and alot of other equestrianation... for a sick psychopath like him... the words the he said... all of them are true, it all begins with a bad day. '' Spikion exclaimed

The castle went silent, none of them had any thing to say.

'' But, on the bright side, from then i was with you mares... funny on every time line i rather live with ponies rather than dragons... any way, time went by... and the twilight from my timeline helped me to create a potion to get immuned by magic... and that's mostly it. i went back in time and fucked up every thing... i guess the joke's on me, and he got the last laugh.''