The Rather Confusing Adventures Of Morally-Questioning Human

by Pancax

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Human
Length: 1095

I get teleported to technicolor pony world, rather interesting considering me being the uninteresting person i am

Being me, a rather uninteresting philosophical thinking person, i never had much on my bucket list, but randomly teleporting to a world ruled by magical technicolor ponies is not on it. Since i was doing homework while this happened i still had my pen, so that's nice. Now first thoughts on my mind was not how, where, or why, it was "how do i explain why my homework's not done?" A question for another day truly! Off to the lights!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-07 05:20:02 UTC

Oww my head!

I always thought that i would die in some spectacular fashion, the last brave knight in a race to defeat the great evil, now , on the other hand i realized that i might not go out in such a spectacular way as i had just been writing my homework  in my dorm-room at a my very IKEA desk. When all of a sudden the strangest thing happened, and i mean strange strange, not strange.

Just little old me sitting down  doing my homework and then... nothing. Absolutely nothing, a black inky void of infinite possibilities. Now, considering i could still think i realized, I was dead, dead, gone from the world, there and that, gone in an instant, it was a rather sad thought now that i think about it. The frailty of life, snapped away and taken in an instant. Then i realized another thing, i wasn't afraid of the incredible void around me, i really only felt like I was going to miss some aspects of my life, at-least i kept my pen, my favorite pen, given to me by my dead father.

That was nice, but what wasn't nice was the sensation of movement, and i just realized the inky void is now looking rather like a TV screen without a signal, chaotic, jumbled together with no order, random colors running around. And that, that was when i noticed the color scheme, it looked very technicolor, like a cartoon even.

Sudden sensation hit me, no more void, air wonderful air and the sensation of falling rather fast, sunshine hit my eyes like a shining savior from whatever hell i was in, sudden pain, and i was out like a light. "Ughhhh" i groaned, as i steadily regained my senses i noticed that i was in a rather green place, my eyesight was as blurry as a bats and that my head was slightly wet. As i lay there, wherever 'there' was, I decided to check if my arms were working still. As i moved my arm to test if it was hurt i had to check my head, an itchy feeling was coming from it and i was worried, since it feels like i had fallen a considerable distance and i don't know where i am located i need to know if i can function properly enough to get a hospital, as i slowly raised my arm to touch the side that seemed to be the most itchy i felt a sudden headache, stabbing pain went through my head, rattling around as if someone had hit me with a baseball bat. I realized i needed medical attention. As i got to my feet, my eyesight less blurry now I took a good look around, i was actually in a forest, how i got there i have no idea, where i live in Manhattan there was no forest around for miles.

The last thing i remember was my dorm and that i was doing homework, and then the sensation of falling, and then, this. I found a nice big rock in this clearing that i had found myself in and noticed that there was lights someway into the distance... if there was any chance of medical help i must have it, i don't know where i am at or how i got here, but first thing that is happening is self preservation. As i built up the courage to finally test my body and walk towards the lights, i realized that all the trees in this forest look rather "cartoony", not as in they all look the same, but rather that they have technicolor leaves and look like cloud on a brown pop-sicle stick, how weird. The sharp pain in the back of my head struck again, how annoying, this time it just throbbed over and over again until the pain it caused finally led me to believe it was a very serious wound, as i started to get up off my rather comfortable i grabbed my pen out of my pocket and looked at it, just a quick glance at one of my most prized possessions ever, and i was off. It was not a creepy forest by any means, it was actually colorful and nice to look at, as i strolled along at a rather disappointing pace, being limited at a physical level sucks, at this pace it was going to take me forever to actually get to the now much larger lights, and i noticed there was some houses too, must be a small village or something, hopefully their nice. Every step bringing me closer to the village, i noticed a few things about it, first and foremost, they didn't have any cars, secondly, i saw the red cross that means medical care on a big white building located in the north, ughhhh, more walking...

As finally got to the entrance to the village there was ..... technicolor.... horses? Oh my, now they are looking at me, i must have hit my head rather hard to see technicolor horses, now that i notice it, i must have hit my head really hard, i hadn't seen any roads here either, only dirt paths.

As i stood there in the entrance to the small village i notice a small sign it says "Ponyville"... oh my... looking past the sign 3 of the technicolor horses look rather concerned, the purple one with a horn, wait what, a horn? The purple one has a horn! OH MY GOD the blue one is flying, that is physically impossible! Horses can't fly!

As Twilight, AJ, and Rainbowdash were having one of their daily strolls to the local restaurant "Ponyville Cafe" they all noticed a rather hairless bear type thing strolling into town. With a very bloody head and a noticeable limp, their first reaction being, naturally of course, to hide and hope it goes away, ponies not being a very warlike species at all, but then, after glancing at the Ponyville welcome sign, it collapsed to the floor.

"Rainbow, can you go grab Fluttershy quick, i think one of her animal friends has been hurt!"

"You got it Twilight!" Rainbow, as fast as ever, was off in an instant.

"Twi, ah don't reckon that's one of Fluttershys critters." Applejack stated, obvious worry in her voice.

"I don't know AJ, it is hurt and bleeding and Fluttershy is the only one with the know-how to fix up an animal."

"Ah reckon your right Twilight, lets just go check and make sure it is okay."